Chapter 200 I Invite You to Eat Shit

Lin Hai and Liu Xinyue lingered in the car for a long time, until they couldn't hold it any longer, so they reluctantly bid farewell.

When Lin Hai returned home, Song Qin just cooked the rice, just in time for dinner.

"Xiao Hai, have you prepared the tickets for the Youth Song Contest? I have to watch my daughter-in-law's competition tomorrow." At the dinner table, Song Qin asked Lin Hai.

"I'll go too." Lin Wen said as he lowered his head and ate the rice.

"Brother, and me, I heard that Zhao Ying is also here, she is my idol, and I love listening to her songs the most." Lin Yun also said beside her.

"Yes, there are." Lin Hai took out the ticket and put it on the dining table.

Lin Yun took the ticket over.

"Wow! The first row, that's great! I can see my idol up close." Lin Yun cheered excitedly.

"Hey, let me say Yunyun, are you going to cheer for Xinyue tomorrow, or to watch your idol?" Lin Hai's face was black.

"Both are correct." Lin Yun curled her mouth and said proudly.

"You have so many idols." Lin Hai muttered.

"Dad, Dad, I also want to watch the Youth Song Competition. Are there many bitches in the Youth Song Competition?" Ah Hua ran over wagging her tail.

puff!

Nima, this dead dog always thinks about the bitch.

"Get out!" Lin Hai kicked Ah Hua aside.

"Xiao Hai, why are you bullying Ah Hua all the time? Ah Hua is so cute." Song Qin immediately became unhappy, and stretched out her finger to poke Lin Hai's forehead.

"Ah Hua, don't be afraid, if he kicks you, I'll beat him!" Song Qin said, picked up a piece of meat, and threw it to A'Hua.

"Woooooo..." Ah Hua acted coquettishly towards Song Qin, coaxing Song Qin into laughing non-stop.

"Huh?" Seeing Song Qin feeding Ah Hua, Lin Hai thought of something to each other.

He got up and went back to his bedroom, and opened the Qiankun bag on WeChat.

There is also a piece of Xiaotiangou dog food that Yutu gave him in it.

extract!

Lin Hai extracted the dog food.

puff!

"Yutu, I love you!" Lin Hai howled miserably!

Looking at the stinky, steaming, sticky and yellowish thing in his hand, Lin Hai suddenly felt nauseous.

This damn is not shit, what else could it be?

Gou Ri's Jade Rabbit, I want to give it to myself, I will eat you big head ghost!

It was so disgusting, Lin Hai felt that he had to deal with it quickly, otherwise he would have to vomit on the spot.

Just about to wash up, Ah Hua wagged her tail and ran in with a look of surprise.

"Wow, it smells so good, Dad, what good food are you stealing?"

I steal your sister!

Can he eat this thing?

"Father, what good thing are you holding?" Ah Hua finally found the source of the smell, her little eyes lit up involuntarily.

"This is specially prepared for you, come here, I'll treat you to shit." Lin Hai waved at Ah Hua angrily.

"Really? That's great, thank you Dad!" Ah Hua rushed over excitedly.

Lin Hai quickly stretched out his hand.

"Come on, lick me clean, hurry up."

Needless to say, Lin Hai, Ah Hua had already rushed forward and put Lin Hai's hand in her mouth.

"It's delicious, it's so delicious!" Ah Hua ate it up in two or three bites, and then licked Lin Hai's fingertips with her big wet tongue.

"Father, is there any more?" After eating, Ah Hua looked at Lin Hai pitifully, obviously not enough.

"Grass, you still eat? Do you want me to pull it for you now?" Lin Hai angrily kicked Ah Hua aside, and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

"Dad, Dad." Ah Hua followed, wagging her tail.

"Fuck, what are you doing here, are you really waiting for me to show you?"

"No, Dad, I want to have a baby." Ah Hua said anxiously.

"Grass, you pull the papa outside and pull it outside, why are you here." Lin Hai kicked it hastily.

"It's too late, Dad."

puff!

A burst of stench came out, almost making Lin Hai stagger.

"My god, you are a dead dog, you are so hateful!" Lin Hai almost ran away in anger.

"It's so cool, Dad, pack up, I suddenly want to sleep." Ah Hua walked out with her head held high.

I'll clean up your sister! I fucking stewed you!

Seeing the big lump left by Ah Hua on the ground, Lin Hai chased it angrily and kicked it again.

Nima, isn't this a bad luck? I didn't say anything about it, but I messed up the ground again. If I knew it, I wouldn't feed it.

Pinching his nose to clean up the bathroom, Lin Hai returned to the bedroom with a depressed expression on his face.

"Hmph!" As soon as she lay on the bed, Chu Lin'er snorted coldly and turned her head away, not looking at Lin Hai.

"Yo, what's up, Princess Lin'er." Lin Hai said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Chu Lin'er snorted again.

"Hey, I'm quite angry." Seeing that Chu Lin'er ignored him, Lin Hai didn't bother to talk to her, and took out his phone directly.

Ding dong!

As soon as I opened WeChat, I saw several messages.

Lin Hai saw that it was all sent by Fairy Yaochi.

Fairy of Yaochi: Fairy, how about the mask?

Fairy of Yaochi: Fairy friend, are you there?

Fairy of Yaochi: Where are people?

Lin Hai saw that it was half an hour ago, and just as he was about to go back, the message from Fairy Yaochi came over again.

Fairy of Yaochi: Many fairies have come to take a bath, do you want to see it?

I wipe, is there such a good thing?

Little Confused Fairy: Look, of course. (followed by a drooling emoji)

Fairy of Yaochi: Bah, despicable and shameless!

Uh... your sister!

Lin Hai was depressed for a while, Nima, it was you who sent the message and asked your brother if he would read it, okay?

Fairy of Yaochi: You didn't reply to messages no matter what you were called before, but now when you are told that a fairy is taking a bath, you immediately reply in seconds, really shameless.

Grass, brother wasn't there before, okay? Lin Hai felt that he had been wronged to death.

Little confused fairy: Tell me, what's the matter?

Lin Hai was so depressed, why did everything go wrong today?

Fairy of Yaochi: Let me ask you, what happened to the mask?

Little Confused Fairy: It’s not done yet, just wait.

Those ten barrels of water from the fairyland are still thrown in the holy land, who knows when Ye Ziyu will start giving birth?

Lin Hai didn't understand business, so he didn't bother to worry about it.

Fairy of Yaochi: So slow? (a surprised expression behind)

Little Confused Fairy: Yes, the making of this mask is very cumbersome, not as simple as you imagined, just wait slowly, I will inform you when it is done.

"Hmph, hum, hum, hum!" Suddenly, Chu Lin'er hummed a series of hums.

"Fuck me, where is the pig coming in?" Lin Hai made an exaggerated expression on his face.

"Bah, you are the pig! Big stupid pig, big perverted pig!" Chu Lin'er pouted and glared at Lin Hai angrily.

"Yo, so it's Princess Lin'er. Look, you're all right. I thought a pig ran in." Lin Hai said with a smirk.

"I'm humming because I'm angry." Chu Lin'er said angrily with her eyes wide open.

"Angry, who dares to offend our princess Lin'er, tell brother, brother will beat it for you!" Lin Hai made an expression filled with righteous indignation.

"The person who is angry with me is you!"

"I, why am I mad at you?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while.

"You send me that set of emoji, don't mention the name, the content inside is too cheap!!!"