Chapter 2564 Do You Need Sanitary Napkins? I’ll Lend Them to You!
"Queen, be careful!"
When Lin Hai saw this, he quickly exclaimed.
The Dragon King of Jinghe has lost his mind at this moment, and approaching him rashly will be extremely dangerous.
Sure enough, as soon as the queen approached, the Jinghe Dragon King's head suddenly roared.
"Ouch!!!"
Suddenly, the dragon's roar shook the sky, and the terrifying air wave was like a speeding train, hitting the queen.
The queen's expression suddenly changed, and she hurriedly pushed her hands forward, and a wave of water offset the force.
And his body was shocked and flew ten meters away before falling to the ground.
"Husband, it's me, I'm Mei'er!"
"Don't you even recognize me?"
Long Mei's face was full of sadness, tears rolled down her eyes, and she cried out in pain.
However, the Dragon King of Jinghe just roared crazily, and the chains he pulled made a rattling sound.
His eyes were empty, how could he understand Long Mei's words?
"What should I do, Lin Hai, what should I do?"
The desperate Long Mei suddenly grabbed Lin Hai's arm and cried bitterly.
No matter how noble Long Mei is or how advanced her cultivation is, she is still just a woman in the final analysis.
In this helpless moment, the woman's weakness is immediately revealed.
Lin Hai frowned, and then breathed out gently.
"Queen, don't worry, I'll think of a way!"
The current situation of Jinghe Dragon King indicates that there is something wrong with his sanity.
Even though Lin Hai was proficient in the Medicine King's inheritance, he was helpless.
The only solution for now is to turn to the gods in heaven for help.
Lin Hai took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and found the Tianting trading group that had been silent for a long time.
This group has long lost the activity it had when it was first established, and has become completely silent.
Lin Hai checked and found that the last message in the group was from Mo Li Qingfa three months ago.
Mo Li Qing: Why is the group so quiet? Where are the few silly things that thieves can talk about on weekdays? (Behind is an expression holding a cigarette)
However, to this day, no one has spoken.
Lin Hai couldn't help but smile bitterly. It seemed that no matter gods or mortals, all groups were the same.
After the initial freshness, they will slowly calm down and eventually become a dead group.
"I don't know if anyone will take care of me."
Lin Hai thought while sending a message to the group.
Little Confused Immortal: Dear fellow immortals, I want to ask you something. A person’s head was cut off, his soul was sealed in his head, and he lost his mind. How can he recover?
After Lin Hai finished posting, he stared at the screen and waited quietly.
Sure enough, ten minutes passed and no one responded.
Long Mei was beside her, already extremely anxious.
"Lin Hai, do you think of a way?"
Lin Hai sighed and said helplessly.
"hold on!"
After saying that, Lin Hai thought for a moment and sent another message.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Prize-winning Q&A, it’s the same question just now, whoever answers will be rewarded with a box of spicy sticks and a pack of cigarettes!
As soon as Lin Hai posted this message, the group immediately became lively.
Magic Gift Red: Damn it, there is a prize, please tell me earlier!
Zhu Bajie: I’ll answer, but can I exchange the prize for the same style of underwear Baihua Fairy wore last night? (followed by a drooling expression)
Fairy Baihua: Damn Zhutou, you peeked at me yesterday! ! ! (followed by an annoyed expression)
Mother Dian: Let me answer you. Come to my house tonight and I will tell you! (Followed by a flirtatious expression)
Lei Gong: x-on:Dian Mu, Ah Dian, I’m at home tonight. (followed by a confused expression)
Mother of Lightning: x-on:Lei Gong, change with others and go on duty! (Followed by a cursing emoji)
Thunder God: Oh, Gods of the Thunder Department, who will take my place on duty? (Behind is a pitiful expression)
Taibaijinxing: Ahem, as we all know, I, Taibaijinxing, am a well-known warm-hearted person in heaven. I am willing to answer this question. Let me declare in advance that I am not doing it for prizes. My starting point is to help others!
Erlang Shen: x-on:Taibai Jinxing, bah, so shameless, second only to the God of Wealth in shamelessness!
Nezha: x-on:Taibai Jinxing, bah, so shameless, second only to the God of Wealth in shamelessness! +1
Red Boy: x-on:Taibai Jinxing, bah, so shameless, second only to the God of Wealth in shamelessness! +2
Seven Fairies: x-on:Taibai Jinxing, bah, so shameless, second only to the God of Wealth in shamelessness! +3
…
In an instant, the familiar rhythm of refreshing the screen in the group appeared again.
"Haha, why is the God of Wealth involved again?"
Lin Hai was almost not amused. These gods were so destructive. They could pull the God of Wealth into anything.
Don't make the God of Wealth so angry that he vomits blood, right?
Ding dong!
Just when Lin Hai thought of this, the group reminder message suddenly came to mind.
Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed and suffers from vomiting of blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years.
"Hahaha!"
Lin Hai couldn't help it and laughed.
Damn, what are you talking about? The God of Wealth was so angry that he vomited blood.
However, what surprised Lin Hai was that the God of Wealth only vomited blood but did not bubbling.
Not even a word of rebuttal.
"That's right, you've learned to be smart."
Lin Hai nodded secretly. If the God of Wealth dares to bubble up, he will definitely be attacked by a group of people, and he may even vomit.
Mo Li Qing: x-on:God of Wealth, hey, why are you vomiting blood? He vomited blood and didn't say a word, how wretched!
Erlang Shen:: x-on:God of Wealth, hey, why are you vomiting blood? He vomited blood and didn't say a word, how wretched! +!
Giant Spirit God:: x-on:God of Wealth, hey, why are you vomiting blood? He vomited blood and didn't say a word, how wretched! +2
Wu Gang:: x-on:God of Wealth, hey, why did you vomit blood? He vomited blood and didn't say a word, how wretched! +3
…
Ding dong!
Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years!
"Haha, I vomited again!"
"Nah, it doesn't work without bubbling, I'm lying on my back!"
Lin Hai laughed so much that he was speechless. This God of Wealth was hopeless.
After vomiting blood for the second time, the God of Wealth finally went crazy.
God of Wealth: All of you are shameless and obscene, your whole family is shameless and obscene! ! ! (followed by a crazy expression)
Seven Fairies: x-on:God of Wealth, do you need sanitary napkins? I’ll lend them to you! (followed by an innocent expression)
Chang'e: x-on:God of Wealth, do you need sanitary napkins? I'll lend them to you! (followed by an innocent expression)
Mother Dian: x-on:God of Wealth, do you need a sanitary napkin? I’ll lend it to you! (followed by an innocent expression)
Baihua Fairy: x-on:God of Wealth, do you need a sanitary napkin? I'll lend it to you! (followed by an innocent expression)
Zhu Bajie: x-on:God of Wealth, do you need a sanitary napkin? I’ll lend it to you! (followed by an innocent expression)
Ding dong!
Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed and suffers from vomiting of blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years.
"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Damn it, the male gods are so funny, these female gods are no less impressive!
Chang'e: x-on:Zhu Bajie, hey, you also use sanitary napkins. (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)
Baihua Fairy: x-on:Zhu Bajie, shameless pig head!
Seven Fairies: x-on:Zhu Bajie, I’m curious how you use it.
Zhu Bajie: Hehehe, what a coincidence. Do all the fairies use it too? Why not have a chat? (followed by a drooling expression)
Dian Mu: Bah, you damn pig head, so shameless!
Chang'e: Bah, you pig head, so shameless! +1
Baihua Fairy: Bah, damn pig head, so shameless! +2
God of Wealth: Bah, you pig head, so shameless! +3
Nezha: Damn it, even the God of Wealth will line up. How shameless!
Red Boy: The God of Wealth is so shameless! +1
Erlang Shen: The God of Wealth is so shameless! +2
…
Lin Hai laughed so hard that his stomach ached. Damn it, why is the God of Wealth involved again?
The same goes for the God of Wealth. Just keep diving and it’s over. Why join in the fun?
I didn’t know you had the taunting skill!
Ding dong!
Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed and suffers from vomiting of blood and is injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years.
Yes, another mouthful of blood!
This cannot go on.
Lin Hai discovered that once these gods got into fun, there was no end.
You have to get down to business quickly! Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Everyone, don’t you want any prizes? (Behind is an expression smoking a cigarette)