My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 769: Monkey, Please Come Out and Explain?

When Lin Hai opened Sun Wukong's message, he saw a row of expressions of people beating the ground and laughing wildly. Lin Hai knew that the plan must have been successful.

Little confused fairy: Great Sage, how is it? Is it going well? (Followed by a smirking expression)

Sun Wukong: Ah, there is no reason for me, the old Sun, to take action. Wait!

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong…

Suddenly, Lin Hai's cell phone kept ringing, very loudly.

"Holy shit, what's going on!" Lin Hai thought his phone was broken, but then one message after another suddenly popped up, instantly swiping the screen of Lin Hai's phone.

Sun Wukong has sent you the Nine-turn Glass Bottle x1, please check it in the Qiankun Bag.

Sun Wukong sent you Qibao Ruyi x1, please check it in the Qiankun bag.

Sun Wukong sent you the Golden Thread Shayi x1, please check it in the Qiankun Bag.

Sun Wukong has sent you the colorful silver hairpin x1, please check it in the Qiankun bag.

Looking at the messages one after another, Lin Hai was so excited.

"I've made a fortune, I've made such a big fortune!" Lin Hai's eyes were filled with stars and his mouth was almost watering.

These are all gifts prepared by the gods to give to the Queen Mother on her birthday. You don’t need to think about it to know that every piece is definitely a rare treasure, otherwise you would not be able to get it at all!

But now, he let the monkey come and pay it to himself, and he will definitely make a lot of money.

Lin Hai couldn't wait to open the Qiankun bag, and with trembling fingers, he looked at it one by one.

Nine-turn Glazed Vase: A gift prepared by the Barefoot Immortal for the Queen Mother's birthday. It can be used as a palace decoration and is of no use.

"Artwork? Damn it!" Lin Hai was disappointed for a moment, "Nima, I thought it was the magic weapon in Journey to the West, the magic weapon that was taken in just as soon as you said yes to someone's name."

Lin Hai suddenly lost interest and continued to read the second item.

Qibao Ruyi: A gift prepared by King Li Tian of Tota for the Queen Mother’s birthday. You can hold it in your hand and play with it. It is a symbol of wishful thinking, but it is of no use!

"Damn it!" Lin Hai almost spewed blood after reading it. It was another useless thing. He thought it was as awesome as Ruyi, the snake spirit in Calabash Baby.

The third piece is a gold yarn gauze garment, the fourth piece is a colorful silver hairpin, the fifth piece is a purple gold finger ring...

Lin Hai looked at them one by one, and the more he looked at them, the colder his heart became. They were all just for viewing and playing, and there was not a single awesome magic weapon or genius treasure that Lin Hai had expected.

Little Confused Immortal: Great Sage, why are they all useless? There is no magic weapon, fairy weapon, holy medicine, spiritual grass or anything like that?

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, you don’t understand. The Queen Mother, with her noble status and transcendent status, will be short of magic weapons and elixirs. If the immortals really want to give away some magical weapons or something, then the Queen Mother will definitely not even look at them. One glance.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: So she likes these messy, useless things?

Sun Wukong: The Queen Mother does not lack anything. If you want to make her happy, you have to give her some novel things. Although these things are of little use, it is enough to arouse the Queen Mother's curiosity.

Little confused fairy: Just these shitty street things? Glass vase, silver hairpin? I don't see anything strange about it. Let me go, why is there still a gift for Nene?

Lin Hai pulled the Qiankun bag and suddenly found to his surprise that there was a small black underwear inside.

Black silk shorts: The Seven Fairies' panties were changed last night and have not been washed yet.

puff!

Lin Hai almost squirted, Damn, these seven fairies are so fierce, they actually gave this to the Queen Mother, novel, definitely novel enough!

I just don’t know if the Queen Mother will chop her to death with a knife after receiving it!

Little Confused Fairy: Great Sage, judging from the gifts, these seven fairies are really talented! (followed by a thumbs up expression)

Sun Wukong: Well, my dear brother, I don’t know. These black silk shorts are not a gift. They came to me casually. Hehe, they came casually. (Followed by a head-scratching expression)

"Holy crap! You're not!" Lin Hai suddenly looked incredulous. He didn't expect this monkey to be able to do such a thing.

Little Confused Fairy: Hehehe, Great Sage, tell the truth, do you like the Seven Fairies? (Followed by an expression with raised eyebrows and a wicked smile)

Sun Wukong: Don’t mention this, my grandson, I will be shy!

"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai laughed suddenly, imagining Sun Wukong's coy and shy look in his mind, and it suddenly felt very funny.

Little confused fairy: Great Sage, if you like it, just act!

Sun Wukong: I, Sun, don’t dare, don’t dare, don’t dare.

"I'll go, no!" Lin Hai had a weird look on his face. Damn, there is something that this lawless monkey dare not do. It seems that love is really magical.

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, don’t talk about this. Now I, Sun, have stolen their gifts according to your plan. Now they have become ants on a hot pot, hahahaha! (Followed by an expression of a person pounding the ground and laughing)

Little confused fairy: Is that right? Let me go and have a look. The great sage remembers that in the following matters, we must act according to the plan and don't show any mistakes!

Sun Wukong: Don’t worry, I know! I won’t tell you anymore, I, Old Sun, will also go to the group to see the excitement, hahahaha!

After finishing the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai looked through these messy things again and gave a helpless smile.

It seems that there is nothing that can help me. Now I have to throw it in the Qiankun bag, wait for a while, take it out and sell it bit by bit!

After closing the Qiankun Bag, Lin Hai entered the Heavenly Trading Group, and immediately there were hundreds of unread messages, and they were still increasing.

Lin Hai looked at it from the beginning, almost all of it was talking about the loss of gifts.

Tota Li Tianwang: Damn, I lost the gift I prepared for the Queen Mother’s birthday. Did any of you find it?

Barefoot Immortal: It can’t be such a coincidence, right? I lost mine too!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Is that so? I just discovered that my gift is also missing!

Chang'e: My gift is also lost.

Thor: Same, my gift is gone.

Nezha: Too bad, my gift is also lost.

Night Traveler: Too bad, I lost my gift too.

God of Wealth: Too bad, my gift is also lost.

Seventh Fairy: What a tragedy, I lost my underwear.

puff!

Lin Hai saw that all the gods were saying that the gifts were lost, but the Seventh Fairy suddenly said this. Although he knew what was going on, he still burst out laughing.

"This Monkey Damage, the Seven Fairies are so cruel that they even talked about this in the group!" Lin Hai then remembered that the Seven Fairies' shorts had not yet been returned to Sun Wukong.

Opening the Qiankun bag again, Lin Hai returned the shorts to Sun Wukong. He didn't want these things.

Sun Wukong: Thank you, dear brother. I, Sun Wukong, was embarrassed to ask you for it just now, hehe.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, this monkey also has moments of embarrassment.

At this time, so many people in the group had lost their gifts, and all of them seemed to have thought of a possibility, so...

King Tota: x-on:Sun Wukong, the monkey came out and said, "Did you do it?"

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Sun Wukong, Great Sage, you can’t make this joke. I have been preparing that gift for a long time.

Night Travel God: x-on:Sun Wukong, the Great Sage, and the Lesser God spent half a year’s salary preparing this gift. We really can’t afford the loss. Please have mercy on the Great Sage.

Erlang Shen: x-on:Sun Wukong, the monkey! How dare you steal my gift while I am feeding the dog? Get out of here quickly, I will challenge you to a duel!

Thor: x-on:Sun Wukong, please return the gift to the great sage!

God of Wealth: x-on:Sun Wukong, please return the gift to the great sage! +1

Cowherd: x-on:Sun Wukong, please return the gift to the great sage! +2

Giant Spirit God: x-on:Sun Wukong, please return the gift to the great sage! +3

Seven Fairies: x-on:Sun Wukong, please return Nene to the Great Sage!

The group kept scrolling, and in the end even Taishang Laojun was alarmed and x-on:killed Sun Wukong himself.

Taishang Laojun: x-on:Sun Wukong, Monkey King, can you come out and explain?

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