Chapter 831 Heaven Is in Chaos

Sun Wukong: Oh? Is it okay now? (followed by a surprised expression)

Lin Hai had already told Sun Wukong the entire plan before, and Sun Wukong could hardly wait.

Little Confused Fairy: Yes, Great Sage, now you can go to the group and pretend to be pitiful. (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

Sun Wukong: Ahaha, okay, okay, I, the old grandson, will go!

After finishing the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai opened the Tianting trading group and checked the information of the past few days.

In today's heavenly trading group, the gods inside are filled with complaints. Seeing that the Queen Mother's birthday is approaching, but the gifts she prepared have disappeared, how can they not be anxious? And some unlucky ones even lost it three or four times.

Now, all of them are at a loss. The gifts presented to the Queen Mother cannot be ordinary goods. In order to prepare the gifts, the immortals collect rare and rare treasures everywhere. The cost is naturally high, and some even go bankrupt. But this happens one after another. No one can bear the loss.

Especially some of the poorer ones, like the four generals of the Mo family who stand guard at Nantianmen, now each wear a pair of bright red pants to go to work every day. The poor can no longer afford to wear pants.

The lives of middle-class gods have become tight, and they have to work part-time jobs to support their families after work. The Seven Fairies set up a street stall, specializing in worn bellybands and small underwear. Taibai Jinxing rolls his eyes and pretends to be blind every day. Squatting at Nantianmen and setting up a hexagram stall, Erlang Shen took the Roaring Dog and the Flying Eagle and started a circus...

Lei Gong’s family was not having a good time either. Fortunately, Mother Dian was ingenious and good at knitting. She got a bunch of green wool from somewhere and could knit several hats a day. She stood on the street selling them and bought a hat. The gods were all waving their hats and praising the Lightning Mother for her good job and the good fortune of Lao Lei, which made the Thunder God at home so happy that they couldn't close their mouths.

Even those who are relatively wealthy have to be careful and save money.

The interior decoration of the Pagoda of the King of Pagodas had to be suspended. The giant spirit god burst into tears every day and blocked the door asking for wages, so that the King of Pagodas did not even dare to go out.

Even Little Nezha and Honghaier dropped out of school because their families could not afford the tuition. Little Nezha rode on Hot Wheels every day, shouted fresh dragon meat all over the streets, slaughtered and sold it on the spot, and became a mobile hawker.

The red boy was even worse. He went directly to Taishang Laojun's house to work as a child laborer, responsible for lighting fires. However, it was said that his life was very nourishing, and his face was shiny with food every day. He was so happy that he called Taishang Laojun daddy. This is Taishang Laojun's recent face. A lot darker.

There were also those who had bad tempers and were furious, especially the God of Wealth. It is said that the blood he vomited dyed half of the East China Sea red. As a result, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sued the Jade Emperor for polluting the environment and claimed tens of billions of merit points.

The God of Wealth, who was already filled with grief and anger because of losing his things, was sued for a huge sum of money, and became even more angry and spurted blood. As a result, most of the West Sea was dyed red again.

While the Dragon King of the West Sea was ecstatic and ran to file a lawsuit for compensation, the Dragon King of the South Sea and the Dragon King of the North Sea came to see the God of Wealth together, carrying two smelly hairtail fish that had been dead for unknown days and surrounded by flies.

The God of Wealth originally thought that the two Dragon Kings knew that he had vomited blood and had acquired anemia and came to visit him with gifts. He held the hands of the two Dragon Kings and burst into tears. It was so touching. He finally understood what suffering is. Seeing true love, heaven is still a world full of love!

But in the end, the two Dragon Kings explained their purpose of coming with a flattering look on their faces, and told the God of Wealth that the Dragon King of the West Sea had already gone to file a lawsuit for compensation, and asked the God of Wealth to vomit blood for a while, so that the God of Wealth could soak up the rain and dew, and vomit some to them. They would never forget the God of Wealth. The God of Wealth was so angry that he vomited blood and vomited blood for an hour.

When the two dragon kings saw their own sea area, they were all dyed red. They excitedly praised the God of Wealth for his righteousness, and shouted impassionedly that they would be good friends for life. At the same time, they left the God of Wealth who had lost too much blood and was about to die. He went to the Jade Emperor to file a complaint and claim compensation.

In short, the current heaven is in chaos because of the consecutive missing birthday gifts. All the immortals understand that this must be done by Monkey King, the monkey. Unfortunately, there is no evidence, and no one dares to say it, otherwise the monkey will be annoyed. I have to make you a chicken and a dog.

At this moment, this group of funny gods were all listless. They were all complaining about themselves in the group, telling their own misery. What's more, they began to advertise in the group and tried every means to earn merit points.

Seventh Fairy: Alas, all the little underwear I have are sold out, and I only have this one left. If I sell it again tonight, I will have to put it on neutral gear tomorrow. (followed by a shy expression)

Magic Red: x-on:Seven fairies, marry me, let’s get married naked!

Zhu Bajie: x-on:Seven fairies, hey hey hey, fairy, tomorrow you can wear a pair of pants with me, my old pig, my pants are big, let’s squeeze in. (followed by a drooling expression)

Lei Gong: Wholesale cuckolds, I personally endorse it, and my Ah Dian personally delivers it to your door, everyone who has bought it says yes! Large quantity discount, first come first served! (Behind is a selfie of Thor wearing a cuckold and posing in a V)

Nezha: Fresh dragon meat, slaughtered and sold now. From now on, we will launch the ordinary Shenlong, Dragon Prince, and Four Seas Dragon King packages. If you purchase the Dragon King package, you will receive a Dragon Prince as a gift. If you purchase the Dragon Prince, you will receive an ordinary Shenlong as a gift. All packages are 20% off. , price reduction and big bonus!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Nezha, you little bastard, you are so rebellious that you even dare to sell the meat of our four brothers! (followed by an angry expression)

Dragon King of the West Sea: x-on:Nezha, Third Prince, this is too much. Old Dragon, I have never offended you!

Beihai Dragon King: Damn it, who the hell customized the Beihai Dragon Prince package? My 578th prince disappeared last night! (followed by a crying expression)

Dragon King of the South China Sea: x-on:Tota King, don’t pretend you can’t see it, come and take care of your little brat! (followed by an angry expression)

King Tota: Ahem, the child is self-reliant and dropped out of school to start a business. He can be regarded as a model for the new generation of heaven. Please give some tolerance to the young people. Please also support the child's business. Also, let me say that the child is a small business. No credit allowed!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Tota King, please be tolerant of your uncle. If you don’t take care of your little one, I will cut off your family’s domestic water supply!

Dragon King of the South China Sea: x-on:Tota King, yes, the water for flushing the toilet is also cut off!

Giant Spirit God: x-on:King Tota, boss, have mercy on me. I have an eighty-year-old mother and a baby who is waiting to be fed. The whole family depends on my salary. Please give me the money to settle the knot. Well, the wages of migrant workers cannot be delayed! (followed by a crying expression)

Yue Lao: Very good news, very good news, starting from now on, we will launch the random mandarin duck spectrum business. No matter who you want to tie the red line with, as long as the price is affordable, we will tie you with the Queen Mother! The red line is valid for one day, please consult privately for details!

Mo Liqing: I was thinking about being tied up with Chang'e, but there is no merit. Alas, I am so poor. I haven't received the Queen Mother's birthday gift yet. (followed by a crying expression)

Day Travel God: x-on:Night Travel God, are you still looking for someone there? I want to work part-time for another night, and quickly earn merit points to buy gifts, hoping not to be stolen again. (followed by a praying emoji)

Zhang Tianshi: This Tianshi has been stolen four times. I feel so sorry for me. I just drew a small circle on the ground. Mom, if you steal my birthday gift again, I will curse you for not having a little Jiji! (followed by a crying expression)

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Lin Hai looked at the mess of information on the screen and almost laughed.

Damn, I originally wanted to help Sun Wukong obtain the qualifications to participate in the Peach Club, and get some good things by myself at the same time. I didn't expect that such a simple thing would turn the heaven into chaos.

At this moment, Sun Wukong finally appeared.

Sun Wukong: Hey, you stupid gods, stop complaining. My ears are getting tired of hearing this!