Chapter 529 Bread (16)
"Wait, wait, wait." Lu Mingfei couldn't help but interrupt Cheng Huaizhou. If he had a normal mind, he would never dare to do this, but now it is obvious that his brain has been damaged by Cheng Huaizhou's words. messed up.
"What are you waiting for? Does the quality of Kassel College have a lot to do with you? Your reaction seems to be that your girlfriend went abroad to be a study partner." Cheng Huaizhou raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Mingfei for a second time, and then looked at Lu Mingfei again. Chen Wenwen on the side paused.
The waiter on the side put three drinks on the table. Lu Mingfei really wanted to hold the Chunbingle in front of him and slam it on this guy's head, but he was forced to do so due to the big guy who could lift off the human-celestial spirit cap and the Chunbingle paid for it himself and was a little reluctant, but he still put his hands on his knees honestly.
"Now I feel like you are using the Kassel College thing to change the subject. You should honestly explain to me how you got this thing. Don't use the excuse of picking it up to fool me. If this thing can be picked up casually, then the college will probably be very busy." Cheng Huaizhou tapped the colorful syringe on the table in front of him with his finger.
Chen Wenwen's attention was attracted for a moment. Looking at the way Cheng Huaizhou fiddled with the syringe, it was not difficult for her to guess the real purpose of this thing, and she looked at Lu Mingfei in surprise. Noticing the strange look in the girl's eyes, Lu Mingfei became a little anxious and defended for fear of being misunderstood, "It was a complete accident that I picked up this thing, an accident within an accident!"
"Is it really 'picked'?" Cheng Huaizhou pressed his temple with a headache, "You've already been asked, do you still want to be tough? Today's high school students born in the 90s really don't know the pros and cons of some things. "
"I have no idea what this is!" Lu Mingfei's eyes widened.
"You really don't know?" Cheng Huaizhou didn't feel convinced at all because the bastard was blowing his beard and staring. Instead, he pressed back with a more serious and intimidating gaze.
Lu Mingfei was speechless for a moment, but he still stared at this man unyieldingly and rolled his eyes. Chen Wenwen on the side was familiar with this style. The class teacher angrily scolded Lu Mingfei for doing this when he was a weight and lowered the average score of the class. Shai Zai looks like this, which can be regarded as one of the few unique skills of someone on the road.
"Are you a woodpecker? Have you ever considered getting into the frying pan?" Cheng Huaizhou asked, squinting his eyes.
"What do you mean?" Lu Mingfei asked subconsciously, not understanding.
"You have a tough mouth and a soft bone. I want to see what a ignorant boy like you will do if you fall into the hands of the people in the execution department. But it will affect your girlfriend." Cheng Huaizhou glanced at Chen Wenwen and shook his head.
"We don't have that kind of relationship." Chen Wenwen said with some embarrassment, and Lu Mingfei, who was about to explain, retracted his voice.
"Isn't that the kind of relationship where we share an umbrella? The relationship between high school students and classmates nowadays is really friendly. At that time, men and women were irresponsible if they held the same umbrella, but they would be labeled as scumbags." Cheng Huaizhou lamented while drinking American coffee. But the next moment, he felt that he had gone off topic. He put down his cup, slapped the table and glared at Lu Mingfei, "Tell me honestly where you got this thing from!"
"I really picked it up!" Lu Mingfei was sweating profusely.
"Then tell me how you picked it up?"
"I" Lu Mingfei was speechless. He looked at Chen Wenwen and then at the expressionless Cheng Huaizhou, because he realized that his next speech was likely to become a standard template for social death.
"Boy, if you can't tell me now, someone will ask you to tell me later, and the method won't be too friendly. Your crush will have to suffer together. If it's not for yourself, you have to think about your crush, right? As a man, you must be brave. You have already dragged the girl next to you into the water, so don't let her drown in the water with you. This is called unrepentant, stupid and bad," Cheng Huaizhou said with a frown.
"What kind of crush is this?"
Cheng Huaizhou had a crush on him and almost scared Lu Mingfei away. Chen Wenwen on the side was stunned for a moment and then lowered her head and said nothing. Lu Mingfei was left alone sitting next to him, feeling flushed and his ears were warm. His face was all hot (this kind of reaction really happens in reality).
"Don't be too understanding for people like you. Just sit here and I'll know where your hormones are going." Cheng Huaizhou had no intention of continuing to dwell on the love affairs of his youth, "Let's talk honestly, stuff Where did it come from? Don’t let me lose my patience first. If you don’t say anything after drinking this cup of black coffee, the people in the execution department will get it.”
"I thought we were just drinking!" Lu Mingfei was startled, turned around and looked out the window at the heavy rainy street and almost stood up.
"Do you really think I'm missing a piece of flesh on my waist and have two broken ribs? I'm sitting here with you guys instead of going to the hospital and really want to drink coffee?" Cheng Huaizhou looked at Lu Mingfei strangely, "I just want to find someone who can ease your mood. I just have some reasons for you to stay by my side. Pointing a gun at your head is too cruel and inconsistent with my status as an official. After all, I am also a people's policeman."
The people's police don't take anything from the masses, so can you pay me for this coffee? Lu Mingfei really wanted to say this, but he just kept thinking about it in his head and couldn't say it out loud.
"I have called people at the crime scene to collect the body before. After collecting the body, they will follow the GPS position of the mobile phone to come here to handle the funeral. Then two things will happen." Cheng Huaizhou took a sip of black coffee. He reminded himself, "The first situation is that I will summarize the reliable and effective information I have obtained from you and inform the field members of the executive department who will come to handle this matter. You two can just finish the drinks in front of you and pat your butts. I’m leaving, but I have to obey the summons for psychological counseling afterwards.”
"I choose the first scenario." Before Cheng Huaizhou could say the second scenario, Lu Mingfei raised his hand.
"Then tell me honestly how you got the thing." Cheng Huaizhou nodded and looked at the watch on his wrist, "I can get off work early now that the matter has been resolved. I didn't even go to elementary school just to deal with this stupid thing like yours." Picking up my son from school and delaying dinner is not something that can be solved by spending a night on the keyboard.”
"I really picked up these things." Lu Mingfei paused and said.
Cheng Huaizhou raised his head and glanced at Lu Mingfei. This time, Lu Mingfei had no other messy emotions and looked at this man very seriously and sincerely.
"Keep talking, I'm listening."
When Lu Mingfei saw Cheng Huaizhou pretending to listen carefully, he glanced at Chen Wenwen from the corner of his eye, gritted his teeth and prepared to die in society, "It happened last night. I didn't go home after school and went to the Internet cafe."
From beginning to end, Lu Mingfei explained all the "bizarre" things that happened last night, including the instant noodles with braised eggs and ham, the sudden abdominal pain, the repair of the toilet, and even listening to storytelling in the toilet. Brother who is a little constipated. Of course, the most important thing is the squat pit in the maintenance toilet that cannot be flushed.
Perhaps it was the lectures and reading habits of the literary club that made Lu Mingfei full of talent for storytelling. The whole thing was told so vividly that it seemed as if the listener was personally present. Anyway, when Lu Mingfei was worried about not being able to finish his masterpiece, Cheng Huaizhou The coffee cup that was originally lifted to the mouth was put down after a pause. The expression was very exciting, and the expression of Chen Wenwen on the side was even more exciting.
"Then I opened the lid of the sink and found a plastic bag inside that blocked the flush button. I took out the things, opened the door and left. When I left, there was a man wearing a mask waiting outside the door. If If I remember correctly, that man should be..."
"It should be the guy whose head was blown off by my shot just now." Cheng Huaizhou nodded.
After Lu Mingfei finished telling everything in one breath, Cheng Huaizhou's expression was complicated. Quite complicated. During his years as a non-staff member of Cassel College, he had encountered many bizarre and complicated surreal cases, but there was no such thing. Which thing can be as "surreal" as this one?
"Stretch out your hand." Cheng Huaizhou said suddenly.
"Which hand?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment.
"Two." Cheng Huaizhou reached out and grabbed Lu Mingfei's hands and placed them on the table. He opened the sleeves of his shirt to reveal two smooth and white wrists. He was silent for a few seconds and let go, "So. This Is it really a coincidence? It all started because you couldn’t flush the toilet?”
"Can you use a more euphemistic word?" Lu Mingfei didn't know what Cheng Huaizhou was doing. After taking back his hand, his face was full of misery and he didn't dare to look at Chen Wenwen who was standing aside.
What could be more social than confessing next to your crush that your poop can't be flushed and having the flushing equipment repaired on the spot? Probably no more? After everything was said, Lu Mingfei felt that the energy of confession that he had been brewing for three years in high school was now flushed into the sewer pipes along with the flushing system of that damn Internet cafe.
"Do you know what this is?" Cheng Huaizhou pointed at the colorful syringe and looked at Lu Mingfei.
"I really don't know, brother"
"Then do you know why I never believed you when you said this thing was picked up?" Cheng Huaizhou asked. Lu Mingfei was stunned and shook his head to express that he was not sure. He nodded and explained, "Because I didn't see this thing in the hands of a high school student. It’s not strange, but I think it’s reasonable. That’s why I think you’re covering up and lying when you say you picked it up.”
"Nowadays, high school students are not so outrageous, right?" Lu Mingfei couldn't help but defend the high school students.
"It seems that you really don't know the purpose of this thing." Cheng Huaizhou glanced at Lu Mingfei's reaction and chuckled, making him more sure that this was really an accident. "This thing is not the white goods you imagined."
"White stuff?"
"Black talk."
"Oh." Lu Mingfei understood, but immediately raised another question, "What is this thing?"
"Let's put it this way." Cheng Huaizhou pressed the syringe with his fingers and rolled it twice on the table. "The thing you picked up from the flushing equipment was diluted ten times using a special technique, and it has become very popular among you high school students. I don’t know what the technical term for this thing is, but I heard many people call it ‘bread’?”
ps: 1/6, additional update