Chapter 768 I Am No Longer a Human Being JOJO!

Shen Lu nodded in agreement. She was almost fooled into choosing a medical major. If she had chosen a medical major at that time, it would probably be surgery if nothing else happened. Blue friend."

"What do you think, she's full of nasty jokes all day long, I think many boys are scared away by herself."

"It's so scary."

Ye Zhi glanced at Shen Lu, "Actually, there's someone full of nasty jokes here."

Shen Lu glared at him, how could such family ugliness be publicized, "Shut up, you're the only one full of nasty jokes."

"Could it be that I can't keep up with the times? Why are the little girls these days so filthy? It's a headache. When will my sister get married? I'm afraid she's over thirty and hasn't married yet. And if you don’t get fat in middle age regularly, then it’s over.”

"It's okay. Aren't surgeons very rich? It would be nice to wrap a small piece of fresh meat."

"..."

Li Xuan's forehead seemed to have a "well" character, and he almost dropped a plate on Ye Zhi's head. This guy really deserves a beating, "Can you give some more reliable advice."

"Actually, it's normal. It's about the same as the programmer brother in our company, that's all."

"It's all hard work, no... what did you just say?"

"It's about the same as our company's programmer brother?"

"Hold the grass, why did I almost forget, you, the programmer of the entire company, are scarce resources, do you have any employee card? I'll take my sister there for a while when I have time, I'm not sure Anyone who is blind will take a fancy to it."

Did you say that about your sister?

Only those who are blind can see it, but it's okay.

"However, to be honest, the younger brother programmers now have a very high vision, and the programmers in our company may be different from the impressions of others outside."

"What's the difference?"

"There is no baldness or cellulite, 90% of them are fit, but some like to play games, although I don't stop office romances, but among those straight steel men, many of them are still single.

"

"Isn't that better? The more you talk, the more appropriate I feel."

"Forehead……"

Finally, Li Xuan got an employee card from Ye Zhi's hand that allowed him to enter and leave the science and technology park.

Although there is no way for this card to go to some more confidential places, it is completely enough to go to some leisure areas in the company. The precious "blue friend" resources in the company can be said to be used by him. ' up.

"But... to be honest, it's also a problem whether people like my old sister or not."

"Uh... by the way, after talking for so long, do you have a photo of your sister? Take a look."

"In my mobile phone, there are only her ugly photos. I'm afraid it will scare you."

Brother, this is definitely my brother!

Nothing wrong with it.

In fact, Ye Zhi's mobile phone doesn't have many photos of Xixi, all he can save are proper and weird photos, which can be said to be very ugly, this is the performance of a standard brother.

"It's okay, the ugly photo is just right."

It is said to be an ugly photo, but sister Li Xuan is not ugly at all, she is even very beautiful, but the dark circles under her eyes are a bit heavy.

and……

The figure is really good. It is really not easy for a surgeon to have such a figure.

"Isn't it? With this good looks, why worry about her boyfriend? Are all her colleagues in the hospital blind?"

"She is single, relying on her absolute strength."

"Forehead……"

"I don't know what she thinks, anyway... She keeps saying that she wants to find a boyfriend, but my mother introduced her to her. She doesn't like any of them. She makes all kinds of excuses. If she can't, she will Find a way to mess things up."

"Too high-sighted?"

"Probably not. Anyway, her ex-boyfriend is quite fat. Anyway, I don't understand her aesthetics."

Speaking of this, Ye Zhi also thought of Li Xiaomu, this sister's mother was almost as worried as Li Xuan, "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really strange for older single female young people these days, my manager Xiaomu sister In fact, it's similar to your sister's situation."

"Huh? Xiao Mu isn't married yet?"

"Nope."

"Hey~~~ Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. You are really comfortable with Ye Zi. You and Lulu will be able to get the certificate next year, right?"

Ye Zhi glanced at Shen Lulu, who was looking at stocks on her mobile phone, and then shook her head in disgust, "Don't mention it, with her current virtue, I'm thinking whether to get it or not, maybe someday I'll change my girlfriend for fun." play."

"leaf."

"what?"

"Do you want to try the feeling of being rubbed on the ground by me?"

"Can you stop being so irritable, and you can't speak well if you have something to say?"

"cannot."

Obviously, this flamboyant pig wanted to make trouble, and the stainless steel spoon in Shen Lu's hand gradually deformed, making Li Xuan sweat coldly, "Yezi, I think you'd better think about it when you're talking, I'm a little worried."

Ye Zhi obviously noticed it, but his expression didn't change, "What are you worried about?"

"I'm worried that I will accidentally see something later, and I will be silenced together."

"See what? See me, Lulu, as a superwoman?"

Finally, the stainless steel spoon in Shen Lu's hand was completely bent, "Ye Zhi! Are you in need of a beating? Don't think that I dare not beat you because of the public. Let me tell you, I, Shen Lulu, will beat you if I want to!"

"Oh."

"What's your attitude?"

"Then eat melon rind to calm down."

"You are the melon skin!"

"Then how do you calm down?"

"Play games with me at night, and I will barely forgive you."

"hit what?"

"Alliance, I'm a bit tired of eating chicken recently."

"Recently, Summoner's Canyon is being demolished and cannot be played."

"..."

Summoner's Rift demolition? !

Shen Lu took a deep breath, controlled her anger, and then calmly said to Ye Zhi, "I can see that you are deliberately provoking me, and I will not let you succeed if you are smart, but you tell me to call How to demolish the Shi Canyon?"

"The source code of the game is in my hands. I can demolish it whenever I want. Do you have any questions?"

"..."

Shen Lu clenched her fists, "Demolish the demolition, then eat chicken, can you eat chicken?"

Ye Zhi was still eating calmly. After a long time, he raised his head, "The engine of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds plane is broken, so I can't fly."

"Ye Zhi! Why is the engine of this plane broken?!"

"Maybe it's because you're too heavy to sit up."

"Then play speeding car, penguin speeding car, right?"

"My flying car has been sent for maintenance, and I can't drive it temporarily."

"I think you just don't want to play games with me. Isn't it natural to play games with your girlfriend?! Do you think anyone else's girlfriend is as accommodating as I am? Can you be a person?"

"I'm not a human anymore JOJO!"

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