I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 971 Mixed In

on the back of the shark.

Yi Lin was idle and bored.

He planned to find Xuanci to have a relationship with him, so he had an active atmosphere with his teammates before talking about it.

Between Xuanci and Butter, he chose Xuanci.

Dog, Wang Tiandi's relative, he has always had an intimacy with this species that no one else has.

"I said Brother Gou, how old is your child?"

Xuanci: "..."

"It looks so cute, are they twins? I'm so envious of dead people, you dogs can really give birth."

The prince of a certain Han tribe strikes up a conversation on his own.

But the dark-skinned Xuan Ci stared intently at the shadow of the boat in the distance, without saying a word, as if he was deaf, as if he didn't hear Tai Yi's accusation at all. .

"Brother Dog, how old are you?"

Dog brother:"……"

"Brother Dog, is your blood witchcraft related to the sense of smell? I heard from my mother that in this operation, you rely more on Brother Dog's nose."

Dog brother:"……"

"By the way, brother dog..."

"My name is Xuanci."

Brother Gou didn't turn his head, but uttered a sentence from the dog's mouth forcefully.

"Okay, brother dog."

"My name is Xuanci."

"Understood, brother dog."

Taichi gestured "OK" to show his understanding.

Dog brother:"……"

"Moo, brother Tai, you are someone Lao Niu admires."

When Yi Lin took the initiative to talk to Brother Gou, at the Ten Thousand Monsters Conference, Butter, who was punched into the ground by Yi Lin, walked over with a shy face: "My old cow always thought that in Beiju Luzhou, Except for the three bosses, there are also those gangs of stone scorpions, no one is stronger than Lao Niu, but you punched me that day, little brother, and you can convince Lao Niu!"

oh? Are all tauren people like this?

Yi Lin glanced back at Butter,

I don't know if his attitude is just pretending, or if he really admires it. But as the saying goes, "stretch out your hand and don't hit smiling people", Yi Lin didn't need to vent her anger with Butter, so she stretched out her hand, intending to shake hands with Butter to make peace, expressing that she didn't know each other.

But butter brought his two broken horns together.

Yi Lin was taken aback.

Seeing the bewildered look on the prince's face, Youyou slapped his forehead: "Look at Lao Niu's memory. In our cow-monster tribe, if you admit a strong monster, you will let the other party touch the horn."

"But your horn...isn't it broken?"

The old cow's smiling face suddenly darkened. Didn't you break one?

But he didn't say much. With two breaths from his nostrils, the old cow said in a muffled voice, "It will grow back in ten or eight years."

So Yi Lin touched the horn of the bull.

The two Yaozu shook hands to make peace.

"The human race's ship is not far away!"

Unknowingly, the warriors of the Shark Clan were extremely fast, galloping hundreds of miles across the sea in a blink of an eye, the shadow of the boat in the distance gradually became clear, and the silhouette as ferocious as a giant beast appeared in front of the five warriors.

Except for Yi Lin, Lao Niu, Gou Ge, and Miao Miao in Yi Lin's arms all bared their teeth and put on a fighting style.

"Isn't it just a boat? Why are you nervous, and you don't know how to eat people, so hurry up and board the boat!"

Ships are the "new monsters" born in the past hundred years of the human race, and after Beiju Luzhou issued new rules to prevent the monster race from contacting the human race rashly, let alone Lao Niu and Gou Ge, Lian Miaomiao and Ju'er used to be in the It is also the first time for the little mother demon, who is a turf of the human race, to observe the posture of the "ship" at such a close distance.

This ship... seems to be a little bigger than expected!

Taiyi's words made the rest of the monsters startled, and they all blushed secretly. They didn't expect to be taught a lesson by a young monster descendant.

"Old cow, brother dog, quickly transform into form! Before going out, my mother said that the reason why you were selected is because of your superb technology of transforming into human society."

blink of an eye,

The moving ship was only two hundred meters away from the back of the shark where Yi Lin's five monsters were.

Around Luzhou in Beiju, there is mist all year round. Through the mist, the people on the ship did not find the three monsters "standing" on the sea.

Brother Gou and the old cow looked at each other, and soon calmed down. The hair on his body fell off quickly, and his body was also shrinking.

"Wait a minute, I'll go up and check first."

Finally came out from Luzhou in Beiju, Yi Lin was like a bird out of the cage, without too many scruples in her actions, she released her spiritual sense, swept around the ship, knew it well, stepped on the sea, got off the back of the shark, silently Board the deck without interest and sneak into the ship.

Shortly after.

Yi Lin came back, holding a pile of clothes in her hands.

After returning, brother Niu and brother Gou both completed the transformation process. The two of them turned into two middle-aged uncles, with intertwined chest muscles and abdominal muscles, and the vibrating muscles exuded a beast-like breath.

Yi Lin threw the clothes in front of Lao Niu and Brother Gou: "Put on some clothes."

Brother Gou frowned.

The old cow shook his head violently: "The old cow doesn't wear it, it smells like humans."

The two uncles are obviously unwilling.

"Don't you just want to get on the boat wrapped in this animal skin? I can guarantee that once you get on the boat, you will be discovered and cause a commotion."

It was only then that Lao Niu and Brother Gou noticed that Tai Yi had changed into a set of well-cut, neat black clothes, and the leather shoes under his feet were shining brightly, looking very handsome.

On the shoulder, Miao Miao complained: "The young master is dressed like a dog again."

On the wrist, Ju'er also said: "The young master looks like a human race now."

Yi Lin was speechless: "Don't use idioms indiscriminately, I didn't see Brother Gou here."

have no choice,

Swish, Swish, Brother Gou and Lao Niu put on their clothes in front of Yi Lin.

Yi Lin turned around and covered the black cat pupils and chrysanthemum eyes, for the sake of harmony.

After the two uncles changed their clothes, they were very down-to-earth. Dressed in coarse linen, standing next to Yi Lin, like a young master from a rich family and two accompanying luggage-carrying uncles.

Brother Gou is not bad, he has become an old man with a cut head. On the surface, his facial features are sharp and angular, and he looks like a veteran.

And the transformation of the old cow made Yi Lin speechless.

Even if the old cow has shrunk his body, he is nearly two meters tall. It is not easy to find clothes suitable for the old cow on a small boat. You have to be careful to tighten your buttocks, otherwise, if you use too much force, you may damage the clothes you borrowed so hard.

Standing there, like a butcher.

Yi Lin couldn't do anything about it. Butter was already one of the better transformed monsters.

At least, it looks like a person.

With Yi Lin wearing two clothes, the three bid farewell to the unknown Shark Clan tool man warrior and boarded the ship easily.

On the deck, there are many well-dressed celebrities on the upper deck.

Most of them are blond and blue-eyed, tall and slender, and exude a different kind of exotic style.

This ship is a tourist flight from Xiniu Hezhou to Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Walking around on the boat just now, Yi Lin kicked open the door of a cabin familiarly, knocked out an uncle who was traveling alone inside, tied them up and stuffed them in a container, and the three of them occupied the room, stuck in it, and planned to In this way, sail until the destination.

"Stay here and don't go out, I'll look around."

After Yi Lin told Lao Niu and Brother Gou, she was alone, looking around.

In order not to make Miao Miao and Ju'er suspicious, he deliberately walked on the boat for two hours without saying a word, and he did not start speaking the language of the human race until two hours later.

"The young master is too powerful!"

"The young master is great!"

Regarding the "amazing learning ability" shown by the young master, Miao Miao and Ju'er, who watched Tai Yi grow up with their own eyes, did not doubt it, but secretly felt that the young master deserved to have the blood of the master. is biological.

At night.

A buffet dinner is being held on the deck.

"Fortunately, it's not too difficult to learn." Yi Lin fooled it modestly, and then pretended to be the son of a wealthy businessman. Holding a glass of red wine, she wiped her face with her right hand, and the "cloud body" was activated, changing the muscle structure of the face.

Yi Lin didn't have time to do it slowly, so she simply made a cute and handsome face for herself according to the template of "Li Changge" back then, and wandered among the bejeweled and charming ladies on the ship.

Miao Miao and Ju'er have no doubts about the "face-changing" ability displayed by their young master.

As the son of Hanba, why would he change his face?

It's no wonder it won't change!

Although Yi Lin's charm value is not high, but because of the reincarnation in this life, he has a talent of [Majestic Righteousness], which seems to raise his endangered charm value a little bit. Although it can't be compared with Li Changge back then, at least it doesn't look so annoying. In addition, the three views follow the five senses. When Yi Lin showed a full gentleman's demeanor and aristocratic demeanor, surrounded by this "young, rich and rich" Young Master" was surrounded by more and more young women, and some young women even didn't talk about martial arts, and secretly stuffed a card into Yi Lin's hand, with the room number written on it.

In fact, they didn't care whether the rich and handsome man was handsome or not. The point was that he also raised a cat and was always loving.

Lonely ladies value connotation.

Miao Miao was very happy about this, she curled up in Yi Lin's arms and asked, "Young Master, can I eat it?"

The chrysanthemum bracelet on her wrist also trembled, as if expressing the same thought.

Yi Lin gracefully declined the invitations from all parties, walked to the corner, and lowered her head to warn: "Don't eat people in the future, when the time comes to land, I promise to make you full, the kind that you can't hold anymore."

"Is it more delicious than the young master's balls?"

"Speak clearly, I boiled the eggs, not mine." Yi Lin's mouth twitched.

"Is that more delicious than the eggs cooked by the young master?"

"That's delicious."

"Yeah! The young master is the best!"

Miao Miao and Ju'er heard it, as long as it tastes better than the young master's balls, it seems that it is not unacceptable.

After calming down the two monsters who were full of thoughts of "eating people", Yi Lin began to organize. He wandered among the young women and inquired about the information from the side.

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