I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 1015 Three Lives and Three Lives, Xia Xue Is Like a Flower! (Two in One)

Jian Nanchun was blasted out of the room by three little mother demons.

He hurried back to his room and changed into a new suit of flamboyant clothes.

Today, he is the master of ceremonies.

Also called matchmaker.

In short, he will preside over today's wedding banquet.

The task is extremely difficult.

Jian Nanchun thought about it. .

He fished out a box from under the bed.

Opening the box, there was a set of plain robes that were ironed evenly.

This was his pretentious battle suit back then.

It has been seven hundred years, and under his careful maintenance, it is very well preserved.

Jian Nanchun put on his white clothes carefully.

Comb back your white hair,

By the way, facing the mirror, carefully shave off the stubble on his face.

Even if he becomes the "Mediterranean", it is difficult to conceal his peerless elegance back then.

"at last……"

Jian Nanchun walked to the cabinet and slapped on the door.

A tattered umbrella popped out from the dark compartment.

Jian Nanchun carefully stroked his big sword - Qianji.

"Old friend..."

Jian Nanchun reminisced for a moment, and with a flick of his wrist, the true essence of life flowed on the sword.

In a blink of an eye, the Qianji Sword in Jian Nanchun's hand was radiant and restored like new.

"Let's go again... to fight in the rivers and lakes."

...

In the yard.

The rain of roses fell all over the sky,

One person, one in white clothes, and one as elegant as jade...the bad old man stepped down through the air.

"Fuck, old man Jian is dying, right?"

"You are killing yourself, big brother!"

"Brother, don't be impulsive!"

"Brother is confused!"

The people who were arranging the wedding banquet in the courtyard looked at the high-spirited figure in the sky, and they were confused.

"snort,"

In mid-air, Jian Nanchun shook the paper umbrella and snorted coldly:

"I, Jian Nanchun, have acted all my life, why should I explain to you!"

The strong wind hits the face, and the taste is so strong that others can't help it.

For the rest of the people, you look at me, and I look at you.

"Hahahaha...Brother Jian is heroic!"

"Ka Ka Ka."

Immediately afterwards, the two horns on the top of Butter's head skyrocketed, reflecting a cold light. His body quickly swelled up like a balloon, and with the crisp sound of bones, the old man swelled from a thin body of 1.75 meters to a strong man of 2 meters in the blink of an eye.

"Only today, we must not lose the face of the monster prince!"

The old butter is back!

"well said!"

Brother Gou smiled coolly, his teeth intertwined, and he saw raging flames ignited all over his body. Under the burning of the flames, Brother Gou was recovering his youthful posture at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In the raging fire, Brother Gou crossed his arms, his mouth twitched, and his eyes were like lightning.

"Then Xuan, you can no longer keep a low profile like this."

In the corner, the drum candles entrenched in lumps laughed loudly.

The sky was full of lights and shadows, and a towering dragon shadow like a cloud appeared in the midair of the nursing home.

in the room.

Hua Niang sensed the demonic aura outside, and after a moment of stunned, she shook her head helplessly: "Forget it, I'm afraid I can't control them today."

In the nursing home.

boom!

Flash here.

call out!

The boundless sword energy is chaotic in the sky here.

Snapped!

It was lit up again.

One after another, light and shadows lit up on the withered old people.

They smiled and got off the wheelchair at the same time.

The phantoms of their respective real bodies competed to reflect each other in the sky. When the demonic aura surged into the sky, the sky above the city of steel was surrounded by layers of demonic shadows, forming the image of a group of demons dancing wildly.

And this scene was captured by the drone photography outside.

All the armed forces guarding the periphery were too shocked to speak when they saw this horrific scene through the screen.

According to legend, there are still big monsters and monks from ancient times alive in the world.

They are at every turn, the situation changes, and the world changes color.

They move mountains and fill seas at every turn, and the sun and the moon have no light.

It turns out that the legend is true!

It's in that upper nursing home!

this moment,

The mixed-race residents with the blood of the monster race in their bodies, no matter how weak this blood is, when the ancient big monsters revealed their real bodies one after another, they all felt the throbbing from the blood.

It was an absolute coercion from the superior.

In the yard.

The group of demons danced wildly.

Yi Lin and Shi Huayan were on the left and right, supporting Lao Chen who had just woken up from a coma.

As soon as she stepped out of the ward, Yi Lin saw this exaggerated scene.

Yi Lin was puzzled, and scratched her dead skin as she walked.

What are you doing?

...

Back, all back.

Nie Shanhe turned his head and wiped away his tears.

This long-lost scene made him deeply moved.

Chen Bei's awakening made the wedding banquet even more festive.

Four joys come to the door!

"Thank you, Lin Yi."

Shi Huayan supported Chen Bei, his eyes were full of unspeakable joy.

She thought that Chen Bei would end his life in this state.

But at the end of his life, Chen Bei not only woke up, but also witnessed with his own eyes that Yi Lin and Xia Ruxue entered the palace of marriage.

No regrets in this life!

As soon as Chen Bei woke up, he drank a large bowl of water in one go.

"I want to have a drink..." Chen Bei, who hadn't moved his voice for several years, spoke hoarsely like a bellows. With trembling fingers, he pointed under the bed in the room behind him: "Under the old man's bed, there are several bottles of centuries-old wine..."

Yi Lin smiled and patted Chen Bei's shoulder: "Don't worry, don't worry, brother Jian has already taken two bottles last night, I've already drank them."

Chen Bei's eyes widened suddenly.

"That bastard—"

...

Chen Bei was trembling, and he didn't have time to get angry.

"Ahem, I remember seven hundred years ago, I promised you, old Chen." Yi Lin stretched out her fist and hung it in front of Chen Bei: "Tonight, I will only rest when I get drunk."

Chen Bei's old fist lightly touched Yi Lin's fist: "You can only rest when you're drunk!"

"Now..." Lao Chen coughed dryly twice, and hammered Yi Lin's chest forcefully: "In this life, hurry up and marry your wife back!"

Erin nodded.

Not long after Chen Bei woke up, he saw Yi Lin wearing a groom's attire.

The first thing he said when he opened his mouth was: "If the wife you are about to marry is not Xia Ruxue, even if this old man risked his life, he would beat you to death."

It seems that this is the fate destined by God.

The right time, the right place, and the right people.

Yi Lin couldn't shirk it.

Surrounded by a group of old monsters, Laobushi, Yi Lin, as the groom's official, went to pick up the bride.

In broad daylight, a group of demons danced wildly, and the entire city of steel shook.

From top to bottom, Lin Xue Group is trying to suppress public opinion.

It's a pity that the scene coming from the direction of Yuanpan Nursing Home on the upper level is too frightening, and the vision of the demons in the sky is frightening, and it's hard to suppress this wave.

But now, all the old monsters and old immortals have long given up on shocking the world. Today is a big day for "old friends", so naturally the more lively the better.

"If you want to open the door! Bring the red envelope!"

Miaomiao, Ju'er, and Chuchu, the three "servants", stood in front of the door together, with a basket in front of them.

The rest of the old men looked at each other in blank dismay, how dare they let the poor ask for money these days?

Yi Lin scratched her head and exerted strength secretly.

"Crack."

The door behind the three maids opened automatically.

"Come on!"

"Snatch the bride!"

"One brother, come on!"

"Quick gift!"

"Fast forward to the banquet and the bridal chamber!"

The scene was chaotic.

Fortunately, all the old monsters still have a bottom line.

Otherwise, this nursing home will have to be refurbished.

Yi Lin stepped inside.

Xia Ruxue sat quietly on the fire-red big bed.

The red wedding dress wrapped her figure in a bumpy shape. She wore a red hijab on her head, which completely covered her white hair and appearance, adding a bit of mystery to the hearts of the people. Even Yi Lin, who was very familiar with the appearance of her junior sister, couldn't help feeling an urge to step forward and lift the red hijab at this moment.

"Master, don't be impulsive!"

Bai Chuchu, Miao Miao, and Ju'er struggled out from the siege of a group of old monsters, and reminded: "The auspicious time has not yet come!"

Jian Nanchun coughed twice: "The old man counts, now is the auspicious time! It's time!"

All the monsters laughed loudly.

There was a commotion inside.

Chen Bei watched the chaotic mermaid's head swaying, and the corners of his eyes gradually became moist.

"When people are old, they just can't see these things. When they see them, their eyes are filled with sand."

Chen Bei rubbed his eyes.

Shi Huayan supported Chen Bei, lowered his head and chuckled, "Yes, we are all old."

After a while.

A deep sense of relief flashed in Chen Bei's eyes: "Junior Sister."

"Um?"

"Is it late?"

"Brother, it's not too late."

"But, the old man won't live long."

"Even if it's only one day, or an hour, it's enough."

"Yes, enough."

Chen Bei and Shi Huayan, two old men, carefully held each other's hand, looked at each other and smiled, without saying a word.

...

Bai Chuchu transformed into a white tiger.

She carried the bride out and ran around the nursing home.

The cloud follows the dragon, and the wind follows the tiger.

There was a force ten gust of wind blowing around the nursing home.

This reminds me of a sentence:

"Love comes too fast like a tornado, you can't escape without the storm circle~"

Miaomiao and Ju'er, two demons, each holding a red paper umbrella, look like a fairy and a painting.

Jian Nanchun pressed the remote control, the power amplifier was pulled to the maximum, and festive music was released.

welcome the bride,

See elders,

Respect tea,

After layers of etiquette, it was dusk.

The next step is the "worship" link that everyone expects.

Surrounded by everyone anxiously, the bride and groom finally stood together face to face.

"Brothers! Shake it up!"

"call!"

"O la la la la!"

"If it's not now, when will it be!"

There were no fireworks, no lights, no neon signs.

So,

They will burst out their true posture after a long absence, making this place colorful.

The demonic aura soared to the sky, and the sword light shone.

Thousands of machines are seen under the sword of thousands of machines, and thousands of petals fall, making this place a sea of ​​flowers.

Looking back at the place where three lives and three generations look back, love is deeply rooted and longing to grow old.

"Bow to heaven and earth!"

The world changes color.

"Second obeisance to the high hall!"

Hua Niang and Chen Bei stood by each other, and they laughed like fools.

"Husband and wife pay their respects!"

Under the red hijab.

Xia Ruxue's voice was like a gnat: "Brother, can I make a small request?"

Yi Lin was about to kowtow, when she heard this, she paused: "Hurry up."

"Can senior brother create fun spells for junior sister like he did back then? Junior sister wants a... wedding that will never be forgotten."

Forever?

This was a bit embarrassing for Yi Lin.

He doesn't understand these tricks.

So, Yi Lin thought about it, and decided to take the simple and unpretentious path.

"Come on, junior sister."

"Still called Junior Sister?"

"Aren't you also called 'Senior Brother'?"

"...it's called getting used to it."

"Coincidentally, I'm used to it too."

"Alright, hee hee. But junior sister still wants to hear the word 'madame'."

"Do you want to hear 'Mrs. Lin', 'Mrs. Tai' or 'Mrs. Yi'?"

"...I don't care! Just call me 'Madam'!"

Xia Ruxue clenched her fists.

"lady!"

"Hey, my husband!"

Under the red hijab, Xia Ruxue's eyes quietly smiled into crescent moons.

Yi Lin took Xia Ruxue's hand, which was as gentle as jade, and flew into the sky.

The two spun and flew higher and higher.

Yi Lin flicked her fingers, and the world changed color.

A cloud condensed out of thin air in the clear sky, and snow fell in the cloud.

In the process of falling snow all over the sky, there seemed to be countless invisible hands carefully carving those pieces of snow into delicate flowers.

Countless snowflakes fell one after another, crystal clear, as beautiful as real flowers.

Xia Ruxue secretly lifted the red hijab, staring at the "little spell" that her senior brother specially created for her.

"Husband, it's time for us to exchange rings."

Yi Lin was taken aback when she heard the words: "Ah? Isn't it the custom of Dagan?"

Under the red hijab, Xia Ruxue pursed her mouth: "I knew that brother didn't prepare in advance."

Although she complained, Xia Ruxue handed the ring she had prepared to Yi Lin.

Yi Lin looked at the ring, on which the word "man" was engraved.

This seems to be Xiaoman's acceptance ring back then.

Xia Ruxue shook the ring in her hand.

"1010" engraved on the ring.

No wonder Jian Nanchun pretended to be demented two days ago, reminding Yi Lin over and over again that the ring of a wife in this world is worn on the middle finger of her right hand.

slightly different from modern customs.

Roughly because the ancients believed that the middle finger is connected to the heart. And a couple wear wedding rings on each other's middle fingers, which means "heart to heart, never leave".

If it was the past, Yi Lin would instantly think that her storage space is back.

But now,

The symbolic meaning of this ring is far greater than the actual meaning.

He didn't think about what was left in his storage space, let alone what he could do after taking back the storage space.

Carefully, like holding a precious jade, he held Xia Ruxue's hand and put on the ring for her.

The two exchange rings.

Li Cheng.

From today onwards, they are a legal couple.

The world is a mirror, the sun and the moon are the same certificate.

...

below.

The eyes of a group of old monsters are not bad.

They booed with gongs and drums:

"Kiss!"

"Kiss!"

"Kiss!"

"Kiss!"

Yi Lin rolled her eyes.

It's not that old people get bad, it's that bad people get old.

You old guys.

The wedding of the Daqian Dynasty did not have this process at all, okay?

Snowflakes are falling all around.

The sky is full of evil spirits and sword lights are shining brightly.

"There seems to be something missing."

Yi Lin pondered for a moment, then thought, and there it is.

correct.

Missing fireworks.

He held up his ten fingers and flicked them. At this moment, the groom was as elegant as a world-famous pianist.

Brilliant streamers regrouped in the air.

A mysterious and complex array of light patterns was quickly outlined and appeared in the sky above the city of steel.

Twelve bright rings, arranged like a clock, appeared in the sky with the rhythm of Yi Lin flicking her ten fingers.

In an instant, twelve suns appeared out of thin air in the night sky, the rays of light were so dazzling that people dare not look directly at them.

"This is the 'Twelve Heavens Great Annihilation Ring'."

Yi Lin watched Xia Ruxue secretly lift up the red hijab, suppressed a smile, and lifted the red hijab of her junior sister.

The red lips are like fire, the white hair is like snow, and the smile is like a flower.

At this moment, Xia Ruxue's face seemed to be branded deep in Yi Lin's memory, erasing all his scruples and worries without a trace.

May time stay for a long time and stop at this moment.

Three lives and three lives, Xia Xue is like a flower.

"This is also the fireworks I set off for you."

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