Chapter 1103 "Mascot"
It happened to be night now.
A captive dog escaped due to the negligence of a zoo worker.
This dog is a mixed breed, with the genes of other animals in its body, and is endowed with extraordinary talents.
The zoo ran out of "harmless to humans and animals" small animals, which made the news. Official release: Most of the canines are very docile, they don’t bite or yell at people, please calm down, don’t be impatient, and don’t mess around.
Originally, the dog had a tracking and positioning collar around its neck, but that was the old version of the "satellite positioning version", which has not been updated. No one thought that the little animal would escape, so that the zoo has not recovered this "runaway dog" until now.
Wang'er was hungry all day.
Humming and chirping, he hid in the alley.
It rummages through the trash can for food.
However, the current food is more synthetic, which is worse than the dog food it usually eats.
Bah, mere human beings eat worse than dogs.
Next to the sorting trash can, a dirty dog was lying in the corner, retching, and secretly wiping away tears. The corners of Gouzi's eyes were full of tears, which stiffened its beautiful hair and turned it into a lump of eye droppings.
It started to regret it.
Liberty is such an inconvenience.
Go fuck free.
Ben Wang is going home!
go home!
woo woo woo woo woo...
Its IQ is not yet enough for it to understand its identity as a "protective animal".
It always felt that it would be beaten to death as soon as it took the lead.
After all, he ran away, didn't he?
"Oh? There's actually a dog here?"
A young man with colorfully dyed and messy hair was passing by with a scantily clad woman in his arms, ready to grab a snack in the alley.
Needless to say, the reason is four words: chicken stimulation.
Then, the man and woman found the dog hiding next to the trash can.
"This dog is quite cute." The woman knelt down, only the rich could afford a dog in this era, and she only saw it in the zoo on weekdays. Now that she saw a real dog, she couldn't care less about having a picnic, she couldn't help squatting in front of Wang'er, and patted the dog's head.
"Wang..."
Gouzi was very polite, he stuck out his tongue and licked the woman's hand, staring at her with astringent eyes.
It means nothing else.
Just hungry and want to eat.
"Tsk, bad luck."
The young man was thoughtful at first, but he was very angry that this woman ignored him.
"My mother is not as good as a dog?"
The youth brutally pinned the woman against the wall.
The young man's sudden actions frightened the woman. She looked at the man stupidly, a little at a loss.
"Hey, I suddenly want to play a fun game." The young man licked his lower lip, he pulled the woman's hair vigorously, and pressed her in front of the dog: "Since you like it so much, go play with the dog."
"Brother... You, the joke is a bit too much." The woman struggled desperately in pain. But the strength of the youth is much greater than the woman imagined.
Gouzi was taken aback.
It doesn't quite understand what they're talking about though.
But the dog was cold all over, and it vaguely felt that they were coveting their own beauty.
After a while, the dog clamped its hind legs and tail in despair.
It made a decisive decision, turned the dog's head around, limped, took a pee, and ran away.
"You want to run too?" The young man jumped up high. Under the horrified gaze of the woman, the young man jumped several meters high. He broke the dog's spine with one foot, stomped the dog hard on the ground, and ordered the woman: "I want to see if the relationship between human and dog is over now. If you don't want to die, you can fuck me."
Gouzi was dying, spitting blood from his mouth. It looked at the woman in despair, and the woman looked at the dog in despair.
At this moment, the moods of the two of them seemed to have reached a consensus, and they were surprisingly unanimous.
...
Ben Wang is dying.
Damn, before he died, his integrity was lost.
Dog, burst into tears.
It was full of annoyance and remorse.
Annoyed to escape from the zoo,
Regret ran into human beings.
How nice it would be to be a pet dog obediently in the zoo, including food, shelter, and selective breeding.
This freedom, don't care.
The dog closed its eyes.
...
When Yi Lin arrived at the scene.
It happened that the woman was crying and preparing to go up to the dog.
"Reality is always more magical than fiction."
Yi Lin sighed softly, Gouzi is really dying, but as long as he is around, Gouzi won't die.
The enchantment fell, and the alley was silent.
Women, men, and dogs seemed to be frozen in time, motionless.
Yi Lin stepped into the alley with a streamer floating behind her.
The light in Yi Lin's eyes was like lightning, and the identities of the two were read out respectively.
Woman: Amateur. Strength: 1.8, Dexterity: 2.2, Spirit: 2.0. Evaluation: average.
Man: Registrant. Registered regional server: Tower of Death. Level: 18, ID: 3218. Strength: 4.5; Dexterity: 3.0; Spirit: 3.3. Evaluation: average.
The woman was knocked out and sent home.
The man was executed on the spot.
It only took Yi Lin a second to decide the different fates of the two humans.
But just when Yi Lin was about to make a move, he suddenly remembered something.
"I see."
How a dog became an apostle has always been an unsolved mystery in the small circle of the Apocalypse Guild.
Today, the answer is a little less interesting.
Yi Lin dragged the young man to Gouzi.
The dying dog opened his eyes.
What caught Gouzi's eyes was a warm smiling face, but the calmness and indifference in his eyes made Gouzi subconsciously clamp his tail tightly with his last strength.
It felt that it would be better for him to die in the hands of a woman.
This human being is too pug.
"Bite off its neck, and then, you can live. Be good, just take a bite and use a little force, Wang'er."
bite?
Civilized dogs don't do that.
It was trained not to harm humans.
But,
Humans hurt it.
What should Ben Wang do?
As if instinctively, in a daze, Wang Er forcefully bit the throat that was close at hand.
A card floated up on the corpse, and Wang'er stretched out his paw.
That is, light.
...
in a minute.
A licking smile appeared on Gouzi's face, and he licked Yi Lin's hand vigorously.
"So your name is Mao Mao? What a vulgar name." Yi Lin stroked the dog's head: "Don't call him Mao Mao, this name is not proper. From now on, you are... Wang Tiandi. The king of dogs."
"Wow!"
...
Wang Er, who has just become "Wang Tiandi", is not used to the new name. But within a few days, Wang Er accepted the name. Gouzi's head is very simple, Wang Tiandi, how cool and tyrannical, there is nothing wrong with it.
It gradually discovered that the new owner is actually good in everything, but his appearance is more abstract, his face is a little blurry, and he can't see clearly.
Wang Er felt that the new owner was very kind and would teach it various new skills.
for example:
Stand upside down with one front paw, and urinate three meters away;
Put on a dog licking and laughing for ten minutes in one breath without cramp;
Three circles to the left and three circles to the right to flick the tail.
Yi Lin: "Actually, tail flicking is also skillful. The key is breathing..."
Dogs are beginning to learn the real way of breathing.
one day,
It flicked its tail, flew up, and spiraled into the sky.
The new owner also taught him true "how to be a dog."
Yi Lin: "You are a dog, do you understand what a dog is? Be more a dog! Don't be bound by mere 'propriety, justice, integrity, shame, benevolence, righteousness and morality', forget the training you have received before, and be an invincible mascot! Look! , have you seen those girls in the cage?"
Yi Lin felt that Wang Tiandi was very cowardly, so she hated to point at the bitches in the zoo with their hair shaved to show off.
Wang Tiandi nodded vigorously, drooling from the corner of his mouth.
"superior."
Yi Lin pointed at the cage.
"Wang..."
Wang Tiandi shrank his dog's head: This is not good, is it?
"Don't forget, you are a proud dog."
"You are the king of dogs, the mascot of the world, Wang Tiandi."
"Don't keep your eyebrows low in front of me, you are no longer an ordinary dog. The pattern should be big, understand?"
After Yi Lin signaled with gestures that "the pattern is big", she threw Wang Tiandi into the bitch pen.
the next day.
There are three poles in the sun.
The staff in the zoo were surprised to find that in Canine Animal D-3 Park, there were 18 female dogs of various breeds, big and small, all foaming at the mouth, lying limp on the ground, confused and unable to answer.
...
With the help of authority, Yi Lin gave Gouzi a lot of props and skills.
If he remembers correctly, the other self will soon be matched with Wang Tiandi in the Caribbean trial.
No wonder Gouzi couldn't pull his legs away when he saw him back then. It turned out that the inexplicable sense of familiarity made Gouzi choose to be with him.
echoed again.
Yi Lin watched Wang Tiandi pick his teeth contentedly while crossing Erlang's legs. He was very satisfied with his training results. So far, under his special training, Wang Tiandi finally had a certain ability to protect himself. Will be bullied.
"Don't harbor resentment towards human beings." Yi Lin smiled and touched Wang Tiandi's dog's head: "There are good, bad, ugly, beautiful, cowardly, and strong human beings. These colorful elements make up the huge group of 'human beings'. Whoever treats you badly, you shoot him to death, whoever treats you nicely, you lick him, this is the 'principle' of being a dog."
Wang Tiandi nodded with a half understanding.
"One day, you will meet someone who treats you well."
Wang Tiandi stuck out his tongue and pointed at Yi Lin with his paw.
"I, I'm not human."
Yi Lin shook her head and said with certainty.
...
The training was almost done, Yi Lin took the dog with her to meet the boss.
At least it has learned to go to the toilet, read newspapers, not defecate anywhere, and not embarrass itself.
"Acridine! Mascot! So cute!"
Xiaoxi hugged the dog and threw it up vigorously.
Snapped!
The dog was stuck to the ceiling in large characters, and the dog's face was full of capital letters.
"Okay, you are dignified...cough cough, don't bully a dog."
Yi Lin squinted her eyes and looked at the mere god, he always felt that Xiaoxi was trying to find ways to get back on the dog.
"How can it be?" Xiaoxi said she couldn't, but she pressed the dog in front of her face and asked with a smile, "Wang Er, do you believe in God?"
Gouzi was taken aback.
Under Yi Lin's training, its IQ and logical thinking have improved a lot. Wang Tiandi vaguely sensed that this was a gift proposition.
"Wow!"
Gouzi immediately squatted in front of Xiaoxi, frantically wagging his tail as if flattering him, clapped his front paws together, closed his dog's eyes, and looked like "worshiping God devoutly".
"good."
A ray of white light descended from the sky and landed on Gouzi.
The dog, bathed in light, exudes awe-inspiring but inviolable holy light.
Yi Lin was slightly startled: "You are?"
"You don't think that 'belief' is just lip service?" Xiaoxi squinted her eyes at the administrator and raised her index finger triumphantly: "Anyway, I'm a dignified god, Isn't it natural feedback to bless 'believers'?"
Fuck?
Yi Lin quickly used the background to check Gouzi's information.
really.
There is a weird skill in Gouzi's panel:
【Blessing of Hope】
【Grade】SSS
[Restriction] It can only be activated by "canine species in a state of near-death (referred to as: dead dog)".
[Effect] Permanent luck +3.0; in the state of dying, you can get the "Blessing of Hope" and the bonus of "God Dog": strength +50%, agility +50%, spirit +50%, life recovery speed +100%, immune to most of the normal negative states, and random awakening of the phantom beast species of dogs (including but not limited to Fudou, Tengu, Cerberus, Truth Listening, Roaring Dog). Duration: 300 seconds. Cooldown: 24 hours.
[Description] Please remember, no matter what time, you must have hope. PS: In many cases, a person may not be comparable to a dog.
...
After Yi Lin watched it, her face was expressionless: "Beforehand, I am not jealous of a dog, I just want to know, is this also a loophole?"
The mere god raised his index finger triumphantly, and replied, "Mistakes will lead to more mistakes."
At this moment, Yi Lin began to think rationally:
Can I create an army of super dogs?
"Can I ask for 10,000 such mascots... No, 1,000? I don't mean anything else, I like dogs better."
"...you're thinking about shit."
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