I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 141 They Come From the Zoo

Li Erpang listened.

The pink rabbit ears trembled suddenly.

Even a little fried hair.

woman?

Zhang Huichun? ? ?

Li Erpang has already heard the story of Zhang Huichun.

From Yi Lin's mouth.

That's a ruthless man who got up from the morgue.

That's a ruthless person involved in a "compulsory realistic mission" for no reason.

This kind of ruthless person who has violated the rules of heaven and cannot even be tolerated by the "tower" is now likely to follow behind. How can Li Erpang calm down?

"Zhang, Zhang Huichun?"

Li Erpang shrunk his belly, if Yi Lin hadn't reminded him immediately, he would almost subconsciously want to turn around.

But he finally held back the action.

At this time, he had no other choice but to listen to Yi Lin's command.

If one day he had a fat belly, Li Erpang might not be so panicked.

But the point is...

He doesn't have enough fat now!

He has worked hard to eat!

Eat it day and night!

But in a short while, how can it be so easy to eat a big white fat man again?

Yi Lin squinted her eyes for a moment.

"uncertain."

"apostle?"

the fat man asked again.

"It's 70% possible."

"Fuck? Seventy percent? Boss, don't be joking!"

Yi Lin chuckled: "Do you really think I'm a god? Her behavior is a bit weird.

But it's not an apostle, we have to wait for her to make a move to be sure. "

"..."

Under the hood.

The fat man couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

Of course, under the nose, no one sees.

Who doesn't know if it's shot?

Couldn't it be possible to bombard the apostle directly with a thunderous posture before making a move?

How domineering!

How direct!

How decisive!

Li Erpang flirted a little in his heart.

But he didn't dare to move.

Still walking at the normal pace, walking on the busy street.

Seeing Li Erpang's outfit, many people immediately recognized that this "big-eyed fat rabbit" was Haiting City's current Internet celebrity, and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

There were even quite a few bold and cute girls who came up to ask for a group photo.

At this moment, student Li Erpang felt that he had suddenly reached the pinnacle of his life.

"30 meters."

Seeing the fat man taking a photo with the cute girl, Yi Lin ate a piece of popcorn and reminded him expressionlessly.

"Fuck!"

The fat man has turned up his palms.

Blue veins appeared faintly on the back of the palm.

There is even a faint golden glow.

"Wait, didn't you say that you would support Fat Lord me?"

Li Erpang finished his preparations and entered a serious state, feeling that there seemed to be a vague killing intent approaching behind him.

By the way, he couldn't help asking again.

"Don't worry, I'll watch."

Li Erpang looked around and muttered in a low voice, "You've been around? Why didn't I see you?"

Yi Lin couldn't help but chuckle: "When I bombed the whole Gotham, did anyone find me?"

Li Erpang turned pale when he heard the words: "You, you, do you know the stealth skill?"

Yi Lin smiled again, noncommittal.

Li Erpang took Yi Lin's reaction as a default, and couldn't help shouting into the communication channel.

"Damn! Do you really have such a conscienceless skill? Do you still have humanity! This kind of skill...fuck, give Fatty one too! Oh no, come and fight! Fatty Willing to accept punishment from heaven!"

"..."

I saw the red-haired woman slowly approaching behind Li Erpang. On the surface, she looked like a crowd eating melons, holding a mobile phone in her hand.

30 meters.

20 meters.

10 m.

The red-haired woman is getting closer and closer to classmate Li Erpang.

suddenly.

The red-haired woman swayed, and in an instant, her movements were several orders of magnitude faster. She stretched out her white palm and grabbed the black box on Li Erpang's back.

"Do it."

Yi Lin kept staring at the red-haired woman's movements, and when the red-haired woman made some movements, she reminded Li Erpang concisely to do it.

"You are so slow!"

Li Erpang gritted his teeth, before Yi Lin reminded him, he had already noticed a gust of wind coming from behind!

What a fast car! Ah no, what a quick palm!

A woman's goal is to—

The box behind him!

The fat man didn't understand at first, why the red-haired woman came to grab the box immediately instead of attacking himself.

Although Li Erpang was not as shrewd and insidious as Yi Lin, he was not stupid either. The moment the red-haired woman made a move, Li Erpang vaguely understood something.

"Dare to sneak attack your fat master me?"

Li Erpang smiled coldly, turned around, and did not dodge the white and tender little hand that was attacking, maybe it would be a bit cool to be hit... Cough cough, anyway, Li Erpang intends to exchange injuries for injuries , directly slapped the opponent's chest hard.

This seemingly ordinary palm is not simple.

At least, Li Erpang knew in his heart that this palm was not easy.

With one palm, it can crack rocks, shatter gold, and kill people!

"Pooh!"

I don't know if it was Li Erpang's illusion, but when he made a move, he clearly heard a disdainful bah from the mouth of the red-haired woman?

call out--

In the blink of an eye, the red-haired woman was also cautious. She didn't dare to take the fat man's palm without knowing the fat man's ability. The little hand that was about to slap Li Erpang's chest stopped abruptly.

In a blink of an eye, Li Erpang's eyes blurred, and the red-haired woman turned over and jumped over Li Erpang's head, and came to Li Erpang's back.

"Agile side?"

Li Erpang's heart sank.

Reasonably speaking, among the apostles of the three routes, Li Erpang is the worst at dealing with the apostles on the agility side.

The reason is simple.

— can't catch it.

In other words, you can't shoot to death.

The red-haired woman's target was clearly the box behind Li Erpang. After flashing behind Li Erpang, she stretched out her hand and took out Li Erpang's back.

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang yelled, his palms flew up, and he stood on the spot to fight the red-haired woman.

Anyway, if you hit the chest and I hit the chest, no one loses.

Li Erpang thought happily.

But although Li Erpang's movements seem to be flexible, he is a solid strength side, without any moisture.

In addition, now Li Erpang used the final hole card [burn! Fat! 】The fat man who has worked so hard to eat has been consumed. It can be said that the fat man is not in the best condition at this moment.

If it is in [Let's attack! Fat! 】In the state, the opponent's tricks on him are almost painless, Li Erpang is completely enjoying the opponent's tickle while gnawing on the chicken leg.

But now it hurts a little bit.

Li Erpang yelled and slapped the opponent's afterimage.

But the red-haired woman also seemed to sense that there was something wrong with the fat man's fleshy palms, not to mention whether it was slapped on Shame's chest, even if it was slapped on other places, it didn't seem to feel good.

For a while, no one can do anything to anyone.

When the two are fighting.

The other people who eat melons have long been dumbfounded in the face of this sudden change.

No one ever thought that this scene, which was originally only seen in movies, was now being staged in front of them alive.

"Fuck! The fat man can't stand it anymore!"

How could Li Erpang care about being exposed to countless cameras?

These words were not yelled for no reason, but said to Yi Lin in the communication channel.

What about the assistant?

How about hiding away?

What about people?

What about people?

What are you doing!

Li Erpang felt that he had been tricked by Yi Lin again.

Although the fight between the two seemed very exciting, in fact, no one dared to use too shocking skills in the street, even if the fat man covered his face with a hood.

This is the default rule among the apostles, and it is also an unspoken rule.

Sudden.

The red-haired woman moved.

Backed away quickly.

Ten meters away from Li Erpang.

Li Erpang slapped empty space with his palm, took a breath, and then set his gaze on the red-haired woman ten meters away.

"?"

Li Erpang finally saw the... face of the red-haired woman clearly? ? ?

The red-haired woman wore an exquisite fox mask, which almost covered her entire face, only revealing her delicate chin and two bright eyeballs.

"Fat Rabbit!"

The red-haired woman raised her tone suddenly, and shouted loudly: "Hand over the weapon behind you quickly, otherwise, don't blame me'Red Fox' for being rude!"

red fox?

Fat rabbit? ?

Li Erpang was stunned.

But right now.

When the woman who claimed to be a red fox spoke loudly, a circle of melon-eaters who were watching with gusto suddenly realized.

"It really is filming!"

"Is this the legendary location?"

"Is it so advanced? One shot to the end? Awesome! It's much more awesome than those who only hide in the studio and play special effects!"

"6666!"

"What movie? When will it be released?"

"The Fat Rabbit vs. the Red Fox? What kind of ghost plot is this? A little story that Judy and Nick have to tell?"

"..."

Under the fat rabbit's hood.

Li Erpang opened his mouth wide.

Finally understood.

How can you still play like this?

talent!

at this time.

Li Erpang's pupils suddenly shrank.

He turned his head subconsciously.

behind.

left.

right.

Three men walked out respectively.

Two tall and one short.

And on the faces of the three men, they also wore weird masks, hiding their true colors!

A masked man wearing a cute black tiger: "I, Black Tiger!"

A man wearing a mask of a yellow monkey: "I, a yellow monkey!"

The last one was a short man wearing a blue snake head mask, and his voice seemed young: "I, Green Snake."

Four apostles!

Now Li Erpang suddenly had the idea of ​​shooting Yi Lin to death.

He is not like the people who eat melons, the atmosphere is getting warmer and happier.

Li Erpang's heart became more and more dignified.

In normal times, Li Er is fat-skinned and thick-skinned. On the premise that the opponent has no special skills, it is not impossible to try against the four apostles.

—Anyway, she would not be pregnant.

But in this case, it is no different from asking for death.

"You haven't made a move yet?"

Li Erpang narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and roared in the voice channel in a low voice.

"Try to escape! I'll be there to meet you!"

Yi Lin looked calm, and was not surprised by what happened in front of her.

Four men and one woman?

Is there Zhang Huichun in it?

The other party didn't seem to be a fool. He knew that he was going to do something inappropriate, but he wasn't stupid enough to reveal his true colors.

After all, the world is clear, and once the identity of the apostle is revealed under the watchful eyes of everyone, the follow-up will be extremely troublesome.

Unless, the other party can find the help of an apostle with an ability similar to Ou Lele's to completely erase the traces that have appeared in the real world.

Yi Lin held up the binoculars.

Overlook the whole city.

His gaze didn't just fall on the dedicated "actors" Fat Rabbit, Black Tiger, Red Fox, Green Snake, and Yellow Ape.

...

the other side.

Li Erpang got Yi Lin's answer.

Inexplicably, I felt a little relieved.

Judging from the boy's tone, it seemed that he didn't intend to sell himself.

only.

The weapon they were talking about...could it be the box on their back?

Thinking of this, Li Erpang's tone became stiff.

Maybe it's because of the ambience.

Or maybe it's because of the lines.

In short, unconsciously, this sense of substitution is inexplicably there.

Li Erpang smiled coldly: "Just because you guys escaped from the zoo?"

Hearing this, the red fox was a little speechless: "Aren't you too..."

Li Erpang: "..."

Sudden.

Li Erpang moved.

He didn't continue to talk nonsense, like a tank, he stepped on it suddenly, and the ground trembled slightly.

In a blink of an eye, the second fat student no longer hid his strength, and forcibly used the leverage of this step to make up for the lack of agility, and slammed into the red fox's arms like a cannonball.

There is actually a trick to playing more with less.

Especially those with rough skin and thick flesh like Li Erpang.

When being surrounded and beaten, you don't actually need to think about how to beat everyone up.

Li Erpang only needs to stare at one of them, hold on tightly, and beat to death, one is the first to be killed.

——that's the trick.

A trick without a trick.

During that collision, the golden light in Li Erpang's right palm flowed like gold and iron, and with a fierce momentum, he slapped the red fox directly on the chest.

The moment Li Erpang slapped his palm, no one saw him. Under the rabbit hood, Li Erpang's expression became sacred and dignified, not as wretched as before.

Caught off guard, the red fox did not expect that Li Erpang would be so decisive when surrounded by four apostles, and directly chose her... chest to attack.

Color ruffian!

This fat scum!

Slag——

What she didn't even expect was that during the short fight just now, Li Erpang actually hid his strength and didn't fully show his due attributes.

It's too insidious!

What a sinister fat man!

clap clap.

It's too late to say it.

In an instant, Li Erpang's fleshy palm directly slapped the red fox's chest.

The red fox spit out a mouthful of blood when he opened his mouth, his chest collapsed, and with a crisp sound, he flew straight out and disappeared into the crowd.

"Fuck!"

"This fighting action is too realistic!"

"Professional!"

"It doesn't look like you're acting at all!"

"What kind of movie is this? I have never heard of this movie being filmed recently???"

"In this day and age, there are actually conscientious crews who don't hold a grand opening ceremony to build momentum before filming starts?"

After the red fox vomited blood and flew out, the melon-eating crowd formed a circle around them and gasped in amazement.

- so realistic!

After Li Erpang slapped the red fox flying with his palm, he rubbed his palms, feeling something was wrong.

It's too soft...ahh, it's too cottony.

That palm didn't really hit the spot at all!

Before the red fox was about to be photographed, he retreated quickly in an instant, taking off Li Erpang's strength slightly.

"Is he also a Lianjiazi?"

Li Erpang didn't dare to stay, he jumped directly into the air, leaped over the heads of the crowd, the speed was unimaginable, and disappeared at the corner of the street after a few ups and downs in a blink of an eye.

"Damn it! Yi Lin, your sister! It's a promise!"

After Li Erpang went around the alley, he was so angry that he almost dropped the box behind him.

"Aren't you human?"

Seeing that the fat man was fine, Yi Lin searched around at the fastest speed.

By the way, I took a sip of hand-made coffee.

"Chase!"

"over there!"

The red fox was slapped to vomit blood. The green snake, yellow ape, and black tiger took a look at the red fox on the ground without hesitation, and chased after the fat man the way he was fleeing.

The short green snake smiled slightly, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, the color of its body gradually changed, and it disappeared in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.

Such a realistic special effect directly showed the faces of the "audience" around, and quickly took photos and uploaded them to the BBS.

Yi Lin took this scene into her eyes.

"Fatty, that... Green Snake may be on the agility side or the spirit side. He has a stealth ability similar to 'camouflage'. I don't know if it's because of technology or apostle skills. Be careful."

"Fuck!"

When Li Erpang heard this, he couldn't help but say shit again.

However, the fat man is uneducated, so he walked the world with a single sentence.

Li Erpang ran away without hesitation.

Very agile.

If the fat is sufficient, the fat man may still be able to fight, but now that the belly is not enough, Li Erpang will not be so stupid as to fight with the four apostles.

Ah no, three.

There was a girl who had just been photographed by him.

the other side.

Under the red fox mask, his face was pale.

While coughing up blood.

"Cough, cough, cough...that fat man...his hands are so ruthless..."

Seeing the almost bottomed out HP, the red fox was horrified, but at the same time secretly rejoiced.

In the initial testing of each other, this fat man only used 50% of his strength. If she hadn't used half of her strength in the last palm, she might not be able to keep the remaining life. Ascension.

"Wow! This blood is so realistic!"

"This crew can be called a conscience!"

"I would call it the strongest crew!"

"Does anyone know what kind of movie this is? The fighting effect is amazing, the blood is so realistic!"

"Wait, get out of the way, I'll take a picture first, maybe when it's officially released, I'll be able to catch the interest of the tidbits!"

The people who eat melons are watching.

Although they felt that the blood spit out by the red fox was extremely realistic and steaming, but under their preconceived notions, they didn't think that the red fox was really slapped half to death by the fat rabbit.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

At this time, a tall and slim figure pushed through the crowd and came in.

is a woman.

"Let's go, let's go, I'm a doctor, I'm going to see the wounded."

is a beautiful young woman.

She wore high heels and carried a white metal first aid kit.

"Are you OK?"

The woman walked up to the red fox and asked in a concerned tone.

"Go away!"

The red fox is not in the mood to get entangled with "ordinary people". Now her companion has gone to hunt down the fat rabbit. If the "companion" snatches the spirit weapon...

Thinking of this, a icy light flashed in the red fox's eyes.

Pushed by the red fox, the woman staggered and fell to the ground, and the first-aid kit rolled to the feet of the red fox.

The red fox coughed up two more mouthfuls of blood.

"The ribs appear to have pierced the lungs..."

She simply judged her injury.

"By the way, the first aid kit!"

Only then did she remember that she seemed to have pushed away a woman who claimed to be a doctor just now.

First aid kit……

First aid kit?

There should be painkillers and hemostatic medicine in it, right?

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