I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 179 "Bringing a Woman on Board Will Bring Bad Luck" (Two Chapters in One)

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Shredded Beef.

Toast.

Butter cake.

Shrimp Salad.

Thick cut steak.

Yi Lin ate silently for a round without wasting anything.

Nolando couldn't help laughing when he saw the beautiful Ms. Elizabeth Lin gobbling it up so devouringly that she didn't look like a lady at all.

Yi Lin had almost finished eating.

Start thinking.

As for the "role" of Elizabeth Rin, the information that Yi Rin can easily get at present can be roughly summarized as the following points.

female.

Hot body.

Blonde, Caucasian.

The fiancée of a governor that Nolando mentioned.

Status seems to be more distinguished?

But whether he is noble because of his fiancée, or because of his own birth, remains to be deliberated.

Although the start of this trial was quite scary and unexpected, overall, it was considered comfortable.

At least until now, Yi Lin hasn't encountered any serious dangers, and has had a sumptuous dinner.

Combined with Yi Lin's careful analysis in front of the mirror not long ago, the information Yi Lin currently has is extremely limited.

Be on the safe side... Let's test the character setting of "Elizabeth Rin" first.

Hmm... If you imitate a woman's tone of voice, is it Ling Yiyi's type? Or is it Mo Mengmeng's type?

Or... something else?

Yi Lin decided to try it out a little.

then,

Yi Lin put down the knife and fork in her hand.

"Ah~ Miss Ben won't tell you that this dinner is delicious!"

puff--

Nolando: "???"

Nolando spat out a sip of red wine.

clang.

cough cough.

There was an expression of course on Yi Lin's face.

And with some joy.

It seems that the cute type is quite rare. Fortunately, it is not. If this "Elizabeth Rin" has that kind of personality, it would be too tiring to pretend.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin smiled slightly at Nolando: "Sorry, Your Excellency Nolando, I just made a small joke."

"Playing, playing, joking?" Nolando's eyes widened. When he came back to his senses, he realized that the knife and fork in his hand had dropped on the dinner plate indecently. Twitch: "Uh, Ms. Elizabeth Lin, you are really, really funny."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Um? Looks like it should be a relatively normal character?

That's good.

Just when Yi Lin was hesitating whether to use another personality to test the character design of "Elizabeth Rin".

From the direction of the watchtower, a young navy soldier walked nervously towards the place where Yilin and Nolando had dinner.

When he was lying next to Nolando's ear and was about to say something.

Nolando put on a straight face and reprimanded: "Ms. Elizabeth Lin is the future governor's wife, not an outsider. Moreover, it is impolite to whisper in front of a beautiful lady. Remember, we are elegant gentlemen. "

"This..." The young soldier hesitated for a moment, but he didn't dare to refute, so he said loudly: "Report to Lord Viscount, our fleet's route is about to pass through the waters near 'Tegatu Island', which is a sea area where pirates often appear, brother We worry about..."

When Nolando heard this, he couldn't help but smiled and waved his hands: "Don't worry, we are a fleet. Those despicable and dirty pirates can't even run when they see the flag of our Royal Navy. How dare they charge up?"

"But……"

The young navy stopped talking.

"?"

"Master Viscount, have you forgotten..." The young navy glanced at Yi Lin, and quickly looked away. Originally, he wanted to whisper about this matter, but he remembered Nolando's words " Don't whisper in front of the lady", and said loudly: "There is no legend on the sea that 'bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck', so we are worried..."

"Hmph!" Nolando stared at him sharply and his momentum soared, making the young navy tremble with fright.

"Does anyone still believe in that old-fashioned legend? We are the invincible Royal Navy!"

"Besides, I had anticipated this before sailing, so I specially sent this ship that was blessed by the goddess of luck, hehe, don't forget, the name of this ship."

"Lucky!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Suddenly the young soldier realized.

Secretly thought that the young and promising Viscount Nolando really knew things well.

Even this kind of thing is so thoughtful!

Awesome!

After the young sailors withdrew.

Yi Lin asked in a low voice: "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck???"

Nolando had an apologetic face on his face: "These are all old and weird legends from many years ago. Ms. Elizabeth has never been to sea before, so it's normal not to know about them."

After a pause, Nolando explained with a nonchalant expression: "Since a damn bastard pirate glued the smashed 'Sea God Trident' together, there have been a lot of weird legends on the sea for no reason. What ghost ship, misty sea, ghost island, death curse on the rocks, and the devil—”

suddenly.

Nolando's expression froze, and he stopped abruptly, as if he had said something that shouldn't be said, and quickly changed the subject: "But I don't think Ms. Elizabeth is interested, after all, these are just unfounded legends, those damned There are pirates floating around doing nothing at sea, always like to spread this silly scare trick."

magic?

Yi Lin kept a thought in silence.

But because he was worried about destroying the character design, he did not continue to ask questions.

legend?

hehe.

Yi Lin smiled inwardly.

It seems that this world is not as simple as the navy catching pirates and the eagle catching chickens.

Seeing that Yi Lin lowered her head, and her beautiful face showed a look of worry, Nolando couldn't help comforting her in a low voice: "Ms. Elizabeth, you can rest assured that even if the legend is true, bringing a woman on the boat will really be true." Bringing bad luck, I believe that this "Lucky" can also lead this fleet to eliminate the so-called bad luck!"

"..."

suddenly.

Boom!

A thunderous roar suddenly exploded in everyone's ears.

Immediately afterwards, a dazzling flash of lightning tore through the sky, reflecting on Nolando's face, showing a horrified expression.

Erin turned her head abruptly.

In the direction the fleet was moving, at some point, it was covered with thunderclouds, and they broke into the sea covered with thunderclouds without knowing it!

Just when the watchman sneaked in to report just now!

Just for a while!

At this moment, Yi Lin and the poor Nolando seem to have a tacit understanding, and a sentence flashed in their minds at the same time.

——"Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

Nolando stood up abruptly.

"Lucky" shook violently.

There was a stormy sea on the sea.

"Full starboard!!!! Steer! Steer!"

"Report to Lord Viscount! It's too late! The sea breeze and current have brought us into the thundercloud area!!"

boom! !

With a loud noise, the battleship Lucky suddenly tilted forty-five degrees in one direction.

What happened again?

on board.

Suddenly someone pointed at the sea in despair and shouted loudly: "It's the whirlpool! The whirlpool! We're done!"

"..."

Yi Lin stood up expressionlessly.

...

...

at night.

Tetuga Island.

This is an island shaped like a turtle.

In the entire Caribbean Sea, this island is extremely famous and has the reputation of "Turtle Island".

But the reason why this island is famous is not its shape like a turtle.

It's because I don't know when it started, this place has been a gathering place for pirates, chaotic, disorderly, and it can be called a paradise for outlaw lunatics.

No one knows that outside the horizon, an excellent Royal Navy fleet suffered a catastrophe not long ago.

No one even knew the complicated mood of a certain handsome, young and promising Viscount before his death.

"Yoho~ let's change sail~ raise the flag~"

"Pull~ thief and beggar~ we will never die~"

"The king and his men snatched the queen from her bed and bound her to her bones ~ hiccup~~~"

"We have the ocean and the power~where shall we wander~"

A drunken pirate, staggering a bottle of rum in hand, makes his way to the port.

Many ships stopped at the port.

The ships are covered with black skull flags of different styles.

- "Jolly Roger".

"Gap~"

"Yoho~~"

The drunken pirate hummed a tune-deaf ballad, his face flushed with intoxication.

Walking to the edge of the port, he staggered, the rum bottle in his hand was not grasped, fell to the ground and instantly turned into glass shards all over the floor.

"Fuck!"

This sudden turn of events made the cash-strapped pirate instantly sober, looking at the rum quickly soaking into the stone slab under his feet, he couldn't help cursing: "Damn it! It's all those damn bitches! If I don’t talk about it, I’ll have this kind of bad luck because I’m going to run a red light!”

"Hi~ It seems that these few days are not suitable for going to sea... bad luck!"

suddenly.

The drunken pirate looks out to sea.

"Huh? Did you drink too much?"

He subconsciously rubbed his eyes.

In the dark night, a wooden barrel was silently drifting towards the port of Tetuga Island along the current.

certainly.

The barrel is not the point.

The point is...

There seems to be another person beside the barrel?

etc?

Like a woman?

How could there be a woman, holding a wooden barrel, floating from the sea?

This is a pirate's paradise... Tetuga Island!

"Hey? Woman?"

The pirate suddenly chuckled, couldn't help but took a few steps closer, and almost lost his footing and fell into the sea.

Rum and women are always the eternal theme among pirates.

After many calls, the poor woman who drifted to Turtle Island with a wooden barrel finally reached the shore.

"Oh, poor woman!"

The drunken pirate quickly wiped his hands on his body, walked forward, and found that the beautiful woman was wet all over, her clothes were all stuck to her body, it was just...

Perfect!

"Beautiful lady, do you~ hiccup~ need help from a strong man?"

"good!"

The woman smiled slightly, and stretched out her small white hand towards the pirate king.

"!"

poof.

[Gain chaos value +36! 】

No surprising numbers.

Yi Lin silently put away the knife.

In an instant, she became a weak and helpless woman again.

on the port.

There is an old plaque with barely legible writing that seems weathered for years.

- "Tortuga".

Yi Lin didn't understand.

But the official translation is——

"turtle."

For some reason, the moment Yi Lin saw the official translation, she inexplicably remembered the strange shape that Li Changge was bound into that night.

Yi Lin looked down at the curves of her body, which greatly obstructed her vision.

"It's so troublesome."

Yi Lin lowered her head and muttered, then gradually disappeared into the darkness.

...

...

Today is sunny and sunny.

The warm sunlight casts a colorful light and shadow on the sea, looking from a distance, it looks like gold sprinkled on the sea.

Waves of seagulls hovered in the sky.

The seagulls sometimes lined up into the word "person", sometimes into the word "bird", and sometimes into the word "convex", which is very embarrassing.

Yo.

This is Tetuga Island.

Pirates' paradise.

Near the port of Tetuga Island, there is a very famous pirate tavern, "The Hot Rose".

- "Fiery Rose".

The reason why the Fiery Rose Bar is famous is that it is the only tavern that can barely operate on the entire Tetuga Island.

As for the others?

Dismantled after being drunk by other pirates all these years ago.

Inside the bar.

Still a mess.

But no matter who it is, they are not surprised by this messy situation. If pirates can live in peace, they are not called pirates.

"Fuck! Who the hell drank my uncle's wine?"

"I'm a legendary pirate with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine men in the Pirates of the Caribbean—"

Boom!

A wine bottle flew out from the corner, knocking the "Legendary Great Pirate" unconscious, lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

"Hahahaha! Cheers, cheers!"

"If you don't get drunk, you won't return~"

A clean-dressed, handsome young man walked through the crowd.

Skillfully avoid all kinds of flying wine bottles, bullets, gold coins, underwear, hats, drunk people.

After serving a glass of wine to one of the tables, Yi Lin, a handsome young man, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said to himself in a voice that he could only hear: "Although doing this can exercise your 'mind force', but The consumption is indeed too much, forget it, let's hide and rest for a while."

Yi Lin took a deep breath, her chest rising and falling slightly.

He stared blankly at his chest.

Those two lumps were really the source of troubles, it took Yi Lin several days to finally be able to breathe normally in this "squeezed" posture.

at this moment.

One of the tables in the corner.

Two down-and-out pirates were drinking cheap rum and whispering in low voices.

Originally, they seemed to want to maintain a mysterious atmosphere, but after drinking a few glasses, their voices became louder involuntarily.

"Hey, did you hear? 'That' is heard again."

"You mean—"

"Hush!" One of the drunks slammed the wooden wine glass on the table, slammed it, and bluffed loudly: "You are so quiet! And, don't you say 'that' name! You want to suffer Curse!"

When I heard the word "curse".

The two of them trembled all over, and they were a little sober from the wine.

"I heard... more than a dozen pirate ships were eaten by 'that'?"

"Hi~ tsk tsk tsk~ What a tragedy! I heard that the sea area is full of shipwrecks..."

"Hey, this is even more terrifying than the ghost ship ten years ago!"

"Hey~ As long as you don't go to sea, no matter how scary 'that' is, it has nothing to do with us! Cheers! For freedom!"

"Cheers! For... women!"

Yi Lin's ears moved.

It's..."that" again.

During the past few days of hiding in the fiery rose to inquire about information, Yi Lin has already overheard information about "that" from many people.

But "that" seems to be an extremely terrifying existence to the pirates, an existence that they dare not even mention by name.

There is even a saying that as long as you say the name of "that", you will be targeted by "it", cursed, and then swallowed.

Pirates have always believed in curses.

And the curse does exist.

There are various mysteries in the sea, such as undead, curses, sea monsters, sea gods, and so on.

Another example is "bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck".

Superstitious pirates are always taboo against this kind of lesson that countless predecessors have exchanged for their lives.

In the past few days, Yi Lin has gradually understood the main theme of this world.

But Yi Lin has yet to trigger the so-called main mission.

But Yi Lin already had a guess.

Just haven't started to act yet.

He made a plan and was waiting for an opportunity.

Well, if the trial map of the other world this time is a vast ocean, then Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

If he didn't guess wrong, he would probably stay here for a long time this time.

The larger the map, the longer the time span.

Although this experience is not absolute, it is true for most trials.

"Rin! Come here~"

Just when Yi Lin was thinking.

A delicate voice came from the counter loudly.

When all the pirates heard the voice, they couldn't help looking in the direction of the voice.

I saw a tall, hot-dressed, dark-skinned beautiful woman with a bottle of wine in her hand, waving at Yi Lin with a slightly drunken attitude.

"Tsk..."

Yi Lin curled her lips, seeing that the woman was drinking again, Yi Lin had the urge to slap her awake with a "slap in the face" with a few slaps.

But luckily held back.

Yi Lin didn't intend to reveal her abilities.

At least for now.

"I'm coming!"

Yi Lin yelled loudly as a response.

After all, this bar is too noisy, and the speech depends on shouting, otherwise it would not be heard at all.

At this time.

The pirates, who were drinking almost all around and didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, cast lustful glances at the black beauty on the counter one after another with a smirk.

There were even quite a few regular customers, holding up rum and laughing at the black beauty: "Hey~ Miss Boss, are you changing men again?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, this kid doesn't look very good?"

"Why did the proprietress change her tune? Oh, huh?"

"I'm still wondering why there is a newcomer in 'Fiery Rose', hehe~ So it's the boss's new friend! Boy, remember to take good care of our sister Ruth, ah no, it should be Aunt Ruth! "

"It's open! It's open! I bet this little boy can live for three days!"

"Four days!"

"Two days!"

"..."

Yi Lin has long been used to the chatting tone of the pirates, her expression remained the same, she walked up to the proprietress, and kept a certain distance indistinctly: "What do you want me to do?"

"Hee hee, don't look outside!"

Ruth wrapped her arms around Yi Lin's shoulders, stretched out her slender fingers and poked Yi Lin's chest lightly a few times, then leaned on Yi Lin's ear and whispered softly, exhaling the tempting aroma of wine from her mouth.

"Do you want to let them out to get some air? Don't suffocate my cute little white rabbits!"

Yi Lin helplessly slapped the proprietress' finger that was rubbing oil on her chest, and said expressionlessly: "Madam proprietress, if there is nothing else special, I'll take a rest."

"Yo~ Why are you still so ruthless~ I really like it~"

Ruth covered her face and began to cry.

Seeing this, the surrounding pirates booed, whistled, and laughed obscenely.

Snapped!

Ruth suddenly took out a musket from her crotch, slapped it hard on the bar, and glanced around: "Shut up, mother! They're all a bunch of soft bastards, believe it or not!" Squeeze you to death?"

The other pirates had long been familiar with such tough words, and after a moment of silence in the bar, laughter soon filled the bar.

"cheers!"

"For Ruth!"

"cheers!"

"Yo hoo~ Let's change sail~ Raise the flag~" Someone suddenly sang loudly.

Someone started, and other pirates also drank rum and sang the enduring "Song of Pirates" that has been passed down for many years with their incomplete voices.

"Pull~ thief and beggar~ we will never die~"

"The king and his men snatched the queen from her bed and bound her to her bones ~ hiccup~~~"

"We have the ocean and the power~where shall we wander~"

"..."

Ruth put away the gun expressionlessly, and spat, "They're all a bunch of useless guys."

Yi Lin glanced at Ruth.

"May the boss please move your hand away first?"

"Ah~ my sister forgot~"

"..."

Ruth.

The full name is ominous.

She is the proprietress of "Fiery Rose".

As for the boss... long dead.

One after another died.

It is said that many years ago, after a certain damned legendary pirate glued the broken "Trident" back together, the curses on the ocean were revived one after another, and the proprietress Ruth also heard that she was also carrying a terrible curse.

——"Keff".

It is said that as long as the man who is intimate with Ruth, all of them will die badly.

Rumor has it that Ruth's previous husband, the previous boss of "Fiery Rose", was young, promising, handsome, and was crushed to death by a luxurious and noble chandelier in the bar just a few days after dating Ruth.

It is said that there were six people who were smashed at that time, and the other five were miraculously intact. However, because Ruth's ex-husband was too tall, his brains were smashed in an instant, and he died on the spot. He didn't have time to jump a few times before he died. , extremely miserable.

Later, someone who was not afraid of death couldn't help touching Ruth's little hand.

And the man had just sailed out of the port by boat on the third day after "touching his hands", when he accidentally fell from the observation deck and fell into hemiplegia.

So scary!

Such deeds are passed on to ten, ten to hundreds. On Tetuga Island, as long as they are men, they don't need to know about certain pirates, but they absolutely must know about Ruth.

After all... you will die.

Therefore, every pirate likes rum and beautiful women, but has no interest in the beautiful Ruth.

After all... No one wants to be Ruth's "next ex-husband".

"Miss Boss, something is wrong with you."

Yi Lin said seriously: "Don't forget, I am a woman."

Ruth smiled coquettishly: "Huh? Little Linlin? If you don't tell me, I almost forgot."

While talking, Ruth's claws stretched out towards Yi Lin's body again.

Frightened, Yi Lin quickly broke away from Ruth's embrace, and ran towards the backstage of the bar.

He had expected that the role of "Elizabeth Rin" would definitely cause a lot of trouble, so in order to avoid bloody plots, Yi Rin simply disguised herself and forcibly transformed back into a strong and strong man, but she didn't expect to provoke someone who was more than a man. scary woman.

"What the hell am I..."

Yi Lin locked the door and listened to the movement outside.

Seeing that the proprietress did not come after her, Yi Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

By the way, restore psionic value.

"The best place to recruit outlaws is on Tertuga Island."

Yi Lin stared at the flickering candle in front of her eyes, and fell into deep thought: "I've got enough information. Ordinary pirates have limited knowledge, and it's just a waste of time to stay any longer. Well, I'm ready to act, so I'm so happy to decide." gone."

Yi Lin wouldn't admit it even if she was beaten to death, but he was actually afraid of this woman.

at night.

"Boss lady! I want to ask for leave!"

Snapped.

Yi Lin arrogantly slapped open the proprietress' room.

in the room.

The mist is filled with a charming fragrance of roses.

I saw Ruth soaked in the steaming wooden barrel full of rose petals, lazily hanging her two arms on the side of the barrel.

Seeing that Yi Lin came in without knocking, Ruth didn't mind, instead she smiled and waved to Yi Lin: "Oh, it's just in time, come help my sister rub her back~"

"???"

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