Chapter 282 "Sub-Quest: Capture Little Fatty, Mission Complete!" (7400-Word Chapter)

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Li Changge's villa.

Every time he came, Li Erpang couldn't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.

This taste is simply indescribable.

But forget it.

People's tastes cannot be generalized.

Just like Su Ge and Lori, some people like it and others... Who the hell would like Su Ge's style!

Inexplicably, Li Erpang flipped a table in his mind, and carefully slipped into Li Changge's villa, avoiding everyone's sight.

After all, the two are in the same city.

In the "Zhang Huichun incident", he could barely be regarded as a comrade-in-arms who had struggled in the same gutter.

It is even more peers.

There are occasional contacts in private, but they are not familiar with each other.

——After all, Li Changge is very busy with various tasks such as taking commercials, filming movies, doing publicity, and meeting fans.

After entering the villa, Li Erpang didn't talk nonsense, he took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard, and spread his chubby palms forward: "Where are things, where are things?"

But Li Changge looked puzzled: "I said fat brother, what are you doing by wrapping yourself up like this? Is there any enemy chasing you?"

Hearing this, Li Erpang trembled all over, and quickly shook his head: "You don't understand, it's more terrifying than enemies."

"oh."

Li Changge responded and stopped talking.

In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Erpang finally burned out his fat and lost his precious fat.

But after this month of tireless overeating, Li Erpang's belly once again showed its size for the first time, which is gratifying.

"Wait."

Li Erpang suddenly cast a suspicious look at Li Changge: "Let me confirm one thing first...Brother Su, ah bah, it's Sister Su, she hasn't looked for you, has she?"

Li Changge's expression was dumb, and his acting skills were outstanding: "You mean Su Xiaosu? That Su Xiaosu who is 1.99 meters tall? She is looking for me? Why is she looking for me when she has nothing to do? It's not like you don't know that the only person who can meet me, Li Changge, is Two."

"?"

"Men, and female fans."

"Understand."

Li Changge's honesty made Li Erpang completely relieved.

He chuckled, suppressed his excitement, and rubbed his palms: "Where's the thing?"

"I really don't understand you nerds, what's so good about this thing?"

"You know what a fart, do you believe that a limited-edition figure on the wall of my father can buy this villa of yours?"

Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.

Seeing Li Changge's action, Li Erpang's eyes widened instantly, and his breath became short of breath: "Wait a minute, are you...a prop? You brought it from 'inside'? How is it possible?"

Li Changge smiled mysteriously.

After crushing the card.

A delicate badge with bright colors and uneven bumps appeared in Li Changsinger.

On the badge, there is a lifelike little loli, shy and charming.

Li Erpang trembled his hands, felt the feeling of floating on the badge, and suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never seen this character design before, it turned out to be a prop brought out of it! This workmanship is okay! It is so lifelike, lifelike, top-quality, top-quality ! It’s really the best! Suck.”

at this moment.

Li Erpang's hand touched Alice's part on the badge, and the badge suddenly lit up, and a phantom emerged from the badge.

In a blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and the little fat man, a 1:1 translucent figure appeared out of thin air.

"Hi everyone, I'm Alice, very happy to be friends with you!"

Li Erpang and Li Changge were dumbfounded.

in the void.

Little Loli Alice made three circles to the left and three circles to the right, twisting and turning.

Li Changge did not expect that this [Alice Q Edition Commemorative Badge] would have such an effect.

Real name envy.

But after watching it for a while, Li Changge also recalled it.

This is not a spirit weapon.

It's just a phantom.

There are only a few sets of Alice's movements coming and going,

The lines are also very rigid, far less realistic than his real son and mother spirit.

Thinking about it this way, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious again.

Li Erpang squinted his eyes wide, as if he wanted to see the details of Alice's phantom clearly.

"This thing...it's perfect! I'll pay for it, ah no, it's a prop...I'll pay for DP, how much do you want? Say the number, just don't go too far."

Ah this?

Can you change the death point?

This was somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectations.

But this thing... is only of ornamental value, not of much use.

Thinking of this, Li Changge stretched out three fingers silently.

He hesitated for a while before thinking of this reasonable price.

300DP should not be too outrageous.

"make a deal!"

Li Erpang patted his thigh.

He didn't even bother to kill the price, so he decisively issued a transaction application.

I, Li Erpang, make money!

Transaction completed.

Li Changge counted the money silently.

Ah no, count the death points.

suddenly.

Li Changge was shocked.

There was a clanging golden special effect behind it.

It looks like golden rain all over the sky, extremely gorgeous.

Li Erpang's eyes were stung by the golden light behind Li Changge in an instant, and he couldn't help cursing angrily: "Fuck! What are you doing with special effects? I can't even see my baby Alice clearly!"

Li Changge listened.

Meng, Meng Lang.

He hurriedly collected his emotions, and forcefully held back the five cents special effect like holding back shit.

Although this skill is passive, Li Changge is becoming more and more proficient. To a certain extent, if he does not collapse, he can barely retract it freely.

Li Erpang played with the badge over and over again, very satisfied.

This wave is not bad.

Li Changge was stunned.

After being stupefied, I was ecstatic.

Three, three, three thousand points!

Li Erpang actually traded him 3000 DP!

It turns out that there is such an insanely mind-blowing function for pointing one's finger up inscrutablely?

In the future, if you are indecisive, just point your finger up and try?

Wonderful!

Li Changge was overjoyed.

The special effects of chrysanthemum blossoms appear in a low-key way behind, the light is restrained, but the flowers are blooming brilliantly.

But Li Changge finally remembered the "plan".

I didn't indulge in this illusory joy and couldn't extricate myself.

"But this thing looks so-so."

Li Changge showed an expression that you have never seen the world.

Li Erpang laughed straight away, naturally not as knowledgeable as Li Changge, and just said, "You kid knows nothing."

"Cough cough."

Li Changge coughed twice, pretending to be deep: "Unfortunately, I still have a big baby..."

"Huh? And?"

When Li Erpang heard this, he took his attention away from the writhing Alice for a moment.

"Well, big baby."

"real or fake?"

Li Erpang always felt a little weird.

"Hehe, you underestimate me, Li Changge." Li Changge lifted his bangs and smiled faintly: "My current background is beyond what you can imagine. In the other world, I went through life and death, calculated all kinds of secrets, and got a who Also unimaginable baby."

"What the hell? So sneaky?"

Although Li Erpang still doesn't believe it, after all, in his impression, Li Changge is too good at acting. But the [Alice Q Edition commemorative badge] in his hand made Li Erpang, a senior fat man, feel a little itchy in his heart, the kind that he can't scratch.

"If you don't believe me, you can go and see."

"Look?" Li Erpang was taken aback.

"The baby is too big and awesome. I was afraid of being jealous, so I hid it in the basement."

"This...isn't it good?"

Li Erpang pretended to evade it. After all, Li Changge said that he was an awesome baby, and the rules among the apostles, Li Erpang still meant it, so he shirked it.

"It's okay, who made us good friends! That baby is nice, but to be honest, it doesn't suit my style."

Li Erpang didn't believe it.

But in the end he followed Li Changge curiously to the basement.

As the old saying goes: Curiosity kills the cat.

But maybe it can kill the little fat man.

"Hey! You can do it here!"

"Yo! This bed is a full 2.5 meters! You have everything you need in this basement!"

Li Erpang looked at the layout in the basement, exclaiming from time to time.

"I have a bad sleeping posture, ahem, I have a bad sleeping posture."

Li Changge quickly explained.

"Wait a minute, what about the big baby you mentioned?"

Li Erpang naturally wouldn't linger on that boring big bed for too long.

After all, it has nothing to do with him.

"Here."

Li Changge pouted towards the corner.

In the corner, a piece of black and opaque cloth covered something.

A full two meters high.

two meters...

Li Erpang instantly thought of Sister Su's height of 1.99 meters, like a shadow, covering the sky and covering the sky, and immediately felt the chrysanthemum shrink back, and her hands trembled suddenly. This has almost formed a conditioned reflex.

But thinking about it, it doesn't seem right.

The "big baby" under the black cloth has sharp edges and corners, and it doesn't look like a person.

Could it be...

Li Erpang hurried forward.

He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind him, quietly breathed a sigh of relief, smiled, and tiptoed back.

Li Erpang opened the canvas full of anticipation.

in an instant.

A pitch-black mecha with a height of more than two meters appeared in front of Li Erpang.

Just as he imagined, the mecha has sharp edges and corners, with spikes all over its body, exuding an evil spirit that no relatives recognize.

On the shoulders of the mecha, there were actually two huge tires.

The whole body of the mecha is made of unknown materials, and under the light, it shines with a cold light.

Li Erpang was stunned instantly: "This figure is perfectly made!"

"Look at this material, this joint structure, this detail... tsk tsk tsk."

Li Erpang gently stroked the painting of the mecha, feeling the coldness from his fingers, he was so moved that he almost salivated.

Such a domineering giant figure, if placed in the room...

Thinking about it is very exciting!

Perfect!

If it is published, it will cause an unprecedented earthquake in the otaku circle!

etc.

Which company made this?

What about LOGO?

What about trademarks?

Where?

Li Erpang circled around the "giant model" a few times, leaving cute Alice behind.

He didn't pay attention.

The basement lights dimmed a bit.

He didn't notice either, but at some point, there was a pleasant fragrance in the basement.

looming...

smoky...

Ah, the fragrance...

Is this model so spicy?

bass.

Just when Li Erpang touched it all the way to his head.

A sullen voice came from the model's head.

"Oh shit, I can't help it."

"Don't touch your hands anymore. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to do this kind of indecent behavior on me."

"This Mr. Beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hands!"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Ah this?

Can you still talk?

Kakaka.

The "model" suddenly moved.

It saw Li Erpang staying in place.

He smiled and said, "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet."

"My name is Dire, and I am an elegant gentleman."

"Excuse me, do you have any wine?"

"Oh, I have a story."

Such an aggressive robot is unheard of.

Is the current AI deliberately made into this taste?

Why did he always feel that when the model in front of him moved, it always seemed to be breathing alcohol?

wrong.

Li Erpang's feet felt weak.

Only then did he realize that besides the smell of alcohol, there was another strange smell in the air.

Ah, my heart beats faster.

what happened?

Did his heart beat faster because of this perfect model?

Plop, plop, plop, plop.

Is this love?

click.

The bathroom door opened.

Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.

...

...

upstairs.

Li Changge felt a little uneasy.

"It won't kill anyone."

Yi Lin reckoned that the [Indescribable Rosemary] had already taken effect, so she stretched out her hand, and through the void, put away the naughty Nightmare.

Thinking of Ye Dire's translation voice, Yi Lin was speechless.

The fragments of the source of fire really turned out to be a troublesome thing.

Sitting on this kind of mount always made Yi Lin feel a little weird.

Don't think about it for now.

Yi Lin pushed Dire back directly.

"Probably not." Yi Lin said.

But actually, he wasn't quite sure. Thinking about it carefully, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu's strengths are not much different, and it should be a relatively stalemate situation, so that there will be no fatalities.

Boom!

suddenly.

The ground shook suddenly.

Li Changge was startled.

boom!

Below, there was a loud noise.

Li Changge was shocked again.

bang bang bang—

There was constant movement.

The whole villa shook slightly, every time it moved, every time it moved, it was very touching.

Li Changge cried with a mournful face: "Are you sure?"

Yi Lin remained silent.

After another ten seconds.

In the basement, a tragic roar with a hint of embarrassment came to the ears of the two through many obstacles.

"Brother Su! I'm fighting with you today! Burn it! Fat!"

clap clap clap clap -

Boom boom boom boom boom——

The ground looked like it had been blasted by a pile driver.

Li Changge: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

"solved."

Yi Lin finally completed the side mission.

Obtained epic mission rewards.

If it wasn't for the fact that the task rewards were too attractive and paid in advance, Yi Lin really didn't want to get involved in other people's marriage affairs.

But now it seems.

--Perfect.

The little fat man left the order at the speed of light.

"Boss, do you call this a solution?"

Even Li Changge couldn't help complaining.

He began to worry a little.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Fatty that he was worried about.

It's his villa.

If he kept shaking like this again and again, he wondered if the villa would just be tossed and collapsed by the two of them.

Of course, Li Changge's departure was purely overwhelmed.

Although in the basement, the movement of the two fighting was terrifying.

The little fat man couldn't even beat him, so he even issued [Burn! Fat! ] This last hole card.

But the apostle who has not unlocked the lock, this little movement will not cause a villa that has been built with a lot of money to collapse on the spot, unless the two of them use full firepower.

Originally, Yi Lin planned to leave Huating quietly after matching Fatty and Su Xiaosu together, doing good deeds without leaving a name.

But think about it carefully.

He was still a little bit worried that Li Erpang would be at a loss after the incident. If he got too excited and lost control of his emotions, and beat Li Changge to death by mistake, it would be a bit pitiful.

Yi Lin looked at Li Changge silently, and decided to stay and deal with the aftermath.

By the way, Yi Lin dialed a number.

"solved."

A gentle and refined voice came from behind the phone: "I'm in trouble."

"No. Congratulations."

"Same joy, same joy."

Li Changge was very curious: "Boss, who are you calling?"

"hehe."

Yi Lin just smiled and didn't explain.

half an hour later.

thump thump thump——

da da da da——

clap clap clap -

The movement is still going on.

There was no rest for half an hour, and Li Changge was used to this rhythm, so he took out a card out of boredom, and played it over and over in his hand happily.

"What reward did Su Xiaosu give you?"

Yi Lin asked casually.

"Hey hey hey -" Li Changge had a coquettish face and let out a mean smile, that expression gave Yi Lin the urge to beat Li Changge to death with a punch.

"Secret, secret, big secret."

Li Changge originally wanted to show off the brand new equipment in front of Yi Lin, but after thinking about it, he resisted the urge.

But he couldn't hold back after all, and sold a pass: "Boss, to be honest, I, Li Changge, am invincible!"

Yi Lin: "?"

This kid is inflated.

never mind.

Since Li Changge didn't want to say anything, Yi Lin didn't hesitate to continue asking.

The two sat bored for another half an hour.

The movement below finally stopped.

Yi Lin and Li Changge looked at each other.

Li Changge: "Is it over?"

Yi Lin: "Maybe?"

suddenly.

A voice, with three points of shriek, three points of aggrieved, three points of anger, and a part of hidden deep comfort, once again penetrated many obstacles and echoed in the villa.

"Damn it ah ah ah ah-"

It was the voice of classmate Li Erpang.

Yi Lin was sure now, and nodded: "Well, it's over."

ten minutes later.

The haggard fat man staggered out of the basement.

The eyes are dull.

Sunken eye sockets.

After a fierce battle, Li Erpang was too thin to be human.

——Of course it's actually a sequela of the skill, the fat is gone.

He took a few steps and slammed into the wall with a slam. Li Erpang knocked out a gap in the corner of the wall in an instant.

The corner of Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly.

But Li Erpang seemed to have lost his soul, he didn't even know that he hit the wall, so he changed direction and walked towards the hall in a nonchalant manner.

"Be careful, shit, my decoration is expensive."

Seeing Li Erpang bumping around, Li Changge finally couldn't bear to remind him.

The dazed little fat man finally came back to his senses.

He followed the source of the sound and looked at Li Changge blankly.

The eyes are getting brighter and brighter.

Then.

"Damn it! Li Changge, you bastard, you actually cheated me!"

Li Erpang suddenly became violent, and after tossing and tossing for an entire hour, he did not know where to squeeze out the last strength, and suddenly rushed to Li Changge, pressed him on the sofa, punched and kicked him, and smashed him to death.

As early as when Li Erpang came out, Yi Lin turned on [Like a Shadow].

Although the effect of this skill in broad daylight is not particularly good.

But Li Changge's show bag was like a light bulb not far away, Li Erpang, who was depressed, didn't even see Yi Lin who was close at hand, and rushed directly to Li Changge.

"I let you play tricks on me! I let you play tricks!"

"I'm gone..."

"You gave me a bright and heroic life!"

"What the hell are you giving me a loli dream that is light and soft and easy to knock down!"

"You ruined my dream!"

"I want you to have no place to bury your shit! Woooooo..."

Bang, boom, chirp, PIA, ah, oh, woo woo woo...

All kinds of voices converge into a symphony-like chapter...

Very pleasing to the ear.

Yi Lin took a sip of tea.

Still hot.

He knew it.

Don't look at Li Changge screaming after being beaten, but his voice sounds full of energy, and his health should not drop too fast.

If Li Erpang really wanted to kill, Li Changge would probably be gone after a face-to-face meeting without any precautions, and he wouldn't be able to scream at all.

Although the little fat man was angry, but for some reason, he did not completely lose his sanity, and the bottom line was still there.

So Yi Lin was very calm.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin had already finished drinking her tea.

Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten, Yi Lin didn't have the nerve to let Li Changge take a break from his busy schedule to make another pot, and simply waited quietly.

finally.

Li Erpang finished venting again.

He got up from Li Changge, and when he saw Yi Lin who was drinking tea calmly, his expression froze for a moment.

"When did you come?"

"just."

"oh."

Li Erpang responded, a little unsatisfied, and was hesitating whether to rest for a while before beating Li Changge again.

Li Changge got up with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and said with a mournful face, "Boss, how can you just watch me being beaten!"

Yi Lin seriously corrected Li Changge's grammatical errors: "I didn't watch you get beaten, I didn't watch at all."

Li Changge: "..."

Li Erpang listened.

Smash it with your mouth and taste the taste.

His squinted eyes were already too small to see the eyeballs clearly, but crow's feet appeared at the corners of his eyes in deep thought.

"Could it be you?"

Yi Lin smiled: "What are you referring to?"

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang exploded in an instant, and the anger that had just been vented surged up again, ready to strike Yi Lin with a heavy punch.

Yi Lin reminded: "Remind you, don't force me to take action."

Li Erpang: "..."

After a while.

The three of them sat down again and had a chat.

Li Changge rubbed his face in grief, quickly placed an order from his mobile phone, and delivered the most expensive facial masks and skin care products as quickly as possible.

This face is the capital for him to gain a foothold in the world, and he must not be sloppy.

Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin.

Complicated feelings.

I have a foul word, and I don't know if I should say it or not?

But thinking of Yi Lin's strength, Li Erpang decided to hold back what was in his heart and treat it as a fart.

Li Erpang always felt that this kid was unfathomable and had a sinister personality. No, it was very miserable to be cheated by him and lose his dreams.

But the wood has been made, the rice has been cooked, and the rice has been cooked with barbecued pork. After weighing the pros and cons, Li Erpang decided to put down his thoughts of attacking Yi Lin for the time being.

Anyway, he beat Li Changge too, didn't he?

Who is not beating?

This tone is out.

Thinking of this, after comforting himself, the little fat man felt much better.

"What kind of benefits did Brother Su give you? I'll give you double... No, can't I give you three times? Is there anything you can't discuss? Ah?! Do you have to use methods that hurt your feelings?"

Li Erpang was heartbroken, and every time he thought about the experience in that hour, he was so angry that he couldn't breathe.

Yi Lin thought for a while, then said: "One thing to say, you really can't double the benefits she gives, let alone triple it."

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang didn't understand why now, Su Xiaosu spent a lot of money in order to capture him.

A sinister person like Lian Yilin decided to use such a tactic that he did not hesitate to offend others. It is conceivable that the price Su Xiaosu paid was absolutely beyond imagination.

"Sloppy!"

He knew this earlier, and should have given Yi Lin some benefits in advance so that he would not help Su Xiaosu.

"Neglect!"

He should have expected that brother Yi Su's interpersonal relationship and the number of people he could turn to for help after thinking about it, could be counted with one hand.

"Sorry!"

Li Erpang thought about it, and then shed tears silently.

Seeing the little fat man squatting on the sofa feeling dejected, Yi Lin comforted and said, "Actually, it's not that pessimistic."

When Li Erpang heard this, he was even angrier: "I have lost all my dreams, and you still want me not to be pessimistic?"

In the heart of every fat house, there is a dream of owning a loli!

The dream is gone!

Can you not be pessimistic?

As the old saying goes: What is the difference between a dream and a salted fish?

"Is Miss Su not strong?"

"Strong is strong, but..."

"Does Miss Su have a bad voice?"

"It sounds good, but..."

"Is Miss Su a bad temper?"

"It's good to have a good personality, but..."

"Aren't you feeling well?"

"Comfortable is comfortable, but...what the hell?" Li Erpang asked and answered, almost didn't realize it, and cursed: "It's not a matter of comfort or discomfort at all! Wait, I'm not struggling at all Is this a good question?"

Is it over when you are comfortable?

Isn't this obviously a dislike of honesty? ,

Yi Lin didn't bother to point it out, so she chuckled, stood up, and walked towards the door: "For 'us', a plain and unpretentious love story is an unattainable luxury. Those who can live with each other for a long time A partner is rare. Cherish it."

At the end, Yi Lin thought for a moment and added: "In the future, you will thank me."

As he said this, he thought of himself.

But Li Erpang's face turned green instantly.

But it doesn't happen well.

Me? Thank you!

"wrong!"

Seeing that Yi Lin was about to leave, Li Erpang woke up suddenly, I'm so stupid, I can run!

Before Brother Su recovers, am I stupid if I don't run away?

Hmph, you underestimate me, Li Erfat!

Li Erpang thought of this, he stepped over the slow Yi Lin and rushed out the door.

Li Changge lay reclining on the sofa, rubbing his bruised face, looking at the back of the little fat man running away in embarrassment, and said coldly: "Scumbag. Scumbag!"

"Yo yo, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts—"

Muscles pulled at the wound, Li Changge twitched and wailed again.

Let's talk about the little fat man.

He felt that escaping this time seemed to be more exciting than escaping in the trial.

Li Erpang tiptoed.

I was afraid that the movement under my feet would be too loud, penetrate the ground, and be transmitted to the basement, disturbing that terrifying creature with a height of 1.99 meters.

five meters.

Four meters.

three meters.

two meters.

Li Erpang realized.

Run to the ends of the earth.

As long as she runs fast enough, no matter how tall and strong Su Ge is, she won't be able to catch up.

"Wise!"

Li Erpang silently praised his intelligence.

arrive!

Li Erpang was excited and opened the door of the villa suddenly.

Suddenly.

From all directions of Li Erpang, countless respectful voices gathered together, quite a feeling of coming from all directions.

"Congratulations to the second fat young master and the young madam for tying the knot!"

"I wish the young master and young lady a long life!"

"Made in heaven!"

"Give birth to a precious child early!"

"The house is full of children and grandchildren!"

I don't know when.

Countless pitch-black vehicles surrounded Li Changge's villa.

Hundreds of subordinates of the Li family, wearing black suits, sunglasses, and standard bodyguard attire, had already surrounded Li Changge's villa three times inside and outside three times in order to prevent Li Erpang from escaping.

Rumble rumble——

The whirring sound of propellers was heard from above.

Li Erpang looked up.

It was found that above the head, a group of armed helicopters hovered at low altitude, and even formed a neat formation in the air, patrolling in a fancy way, and had a panoramic view of the surrounding environment of the villa without any blind spots.

When Li Erpang saw this scene, why didn't he understand?

When his eyes went dark, the little fat man passed out completely.

[Sub-task: Capture the little fat man. mission completed! 】