Two Hundred and Eighty Fifth, the Brain Hole Is Wide Open (2)
"Big brother, little brother is convinced, you really don't have anyone's brains!" Zhuo Haoran almost bumped his head against the bulletproof glass, "Why don't you say catch the bugs, gnaw more holes in the trees to spread the urban space, just Think of it as grazing meat."
"That's a good idea, let's do it like this!" Xiao Yuan chuckled, "What you eat is wood, and what grows is meat, baby!"
"You two can do it, why don't you raise a group of giant aphids and drink honey on the aphids' butts every day?" Ye Han said.
"Where is it useful!" Xiao Yuan smiled happily, "It must be produced industrially. A row of giant aphids is fixed, and all of them have their buttocks protruding out. Then they are stimulated with a machine together, and then the honey is squeezed like milking cows. Come out, collect them, sterilize them and package them, and then they can be packaged and sold on the market.”
"Damn, are you disgusting!" Ye Han scolded with a smile, "Can you figure this out?"
"Hey, what's so disgusting about it? You can't see it. We usually eat and drink. Isn't there a lot of disgusting things?" Xiao Yuan said, "Honey is spit out by bees, bird's nest is the saliva of swallows, and stinky tofu is the saliva of swallows." Eat tofu after it stinks... This is still a straight thing, other gutter oil, clenbuterol, poisonous milk powder... Let me go, the people of our big food empire have long been invulnerable to all poisons Alright, is there anything short of this?"
"Go, go, what are you talking about, is this the same thing?" Ye Han scolded.
Xiao Yuan said with a smile on his face: "Company Commander, why is this not the same thing? It is better to fill our stomachs than anything else. Let me see, we are not far from the day we eat bugs."
Everyone quieted down together, even Xiao Yuan himself was silent.
The crop failure caused by the insect plague is not a secret, on the contrary, it is a well-known fact. Nowadays, even the army implements a rationing system, and each person has a daily ration. Only the combat troops, and the front-line combat troops fighting against the giant insects, can share A little more, but only a little more, far from the point of open supply.
The ration quota for ordinary people is even lower. Although the country adopts the advice of nutritionists and optimizes the combination of various types and combinations of rationed foods to ensure nutritional balance to the greatest extent, adequate nutrition and filling their stomachs are two different things. If you want to fill your belly, you can't just rely on the rations allocated by the state.
What is the situation in the south? Ye Han and the others don't know, but it is very difficult to find wild animals in the north now. Even wild plants have been ravaged by locust swarms. The easiest food to obtain is all kinds of lonely giant insects.
If it is an ordinary insect, Ye Han really can't swallow it, but when the giant worm grows in size, the various muscle tissues in the body also grow correspondingly. I ate giant ants when I was in Fuyun. I believe that other giant worms Meat is not too bad, as long as it is not bedbugs or other special-smelling bugs,
He has no mental disorder at all.
"It would be great if plants could really grow into giants." Ye Han suddenly sighed at this thought, "A rice plant grows tens of meters high, and a grain of rice can feed hundreds of people for a year, so why worry about food? Not enough to eat?"
Zhuo Haoran blinked: "Commander, you have a lot of brains..."
"I'm just talking casually." Ye Han twitched the corners of his mouth, "If even plants can grow into giants, humans will also grow into giants, but I have definite news that even insects, only some of them can grow into giants. Most of the insects remain the same, and some insects are not very big after being gigantic. In short, each species is different, and there is no comparison between them."
"Why?" Xiao Yuan asked curiously.
"Maybe it's because it doesn't adapt to the environment." Ye Han said, "Gigantization is also a kind of mutation. Only a giantization that adapts to the earth's climate can be a successful giantization. A giantization that doesn't adapt to the environment will not wait for the giantization to complete. They died because they didn't adapt to the environment."
"Oh, I got it!" Xiao Yuan was stunned, "According to this, there must be few creatures on land that can be gigantic, but there must be more fish in the sea that can be gigantic!"
Ye Han couldn't help being startled, and then nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense!"
Water is an essential substance for the survival of marine organisms. The body structure of marine organisms was originally evolved to adapt to the underwater environment. With the support of water, there is not much difference in body size, and the bones do not have to be as strong as land organisms. .
The most obvious example is whales. They can swim freely in the water, but their bones are extremely slender. Once they reach the shore, they cannot support their huge weight at all. They can only lie motionless on the beach and wait to die.
"If you say that, why are you eating bugs? Eating fish is king, okay?" Zhuo Haoran said.
Xiao Yuan nodded: "It's really a good idea. Just pick the biggest fish and catch it back. If it doesn't work, just throw more depth bombs or something into the water to stun all the fish under the water, and send an aircraft carrier to pick the bigger ones." Fish back."
"What are you fishing for? It's all stinky before it touches the shore. Just bring a few canning production lines on board, make canned food while fishing, and ship it directly to the whole country by rail after landing!" Zhuo Haoran said, "Anyway, aircraft carriers use reactors. There is plenty of electricity. Water can be directly desalinated with seawater, and the separated salt can be directly used for canning, killing two birds with one stone, right?”
Everyone else was amused by the two people's nonsense, Ye Han teased: "You two have a good business plan, you are really blind when you are a soldier, you must have made a lot of money doing business with your brains."
"Men are afraid of entering the wrong line of work and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. If there were no insect plagues, I would definitely leave the army and go home to do business. Now...huh." Xiao Yuan looked like he couldn't wait for time.
"Not bad, how about the two of us partnering up to build a boat for this business?" Zhuo Haoran said with a smile.
"Forget it." Xiao Yuan put on a depressed expression, "We'll wait until the fish in the sea grow up."
"What fish are you waiting for? Why don't you two just make canned worms?" Mo Wen teased, "So many giant ants and giant locusts are left alone. Buying worms and selling them in cans will definitely make a lot of money."
"What kind of insects are you collecting!" Ye Han raised his eyebrows, "Get a cart directly, and the boxing ants will turn into canned food on the other side of the car. How convenient... Register a brand and call it Zilai Ant."
Several people were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed together.
Xiao Yuan was stunned: "Then we probably don't have enough worms in our country, or else we can file a report and apply for a boat to go directly to Africa. There are a lot of ants there, just get some pheromones to kill the ants." Group hooks over here, a deal with no capital, I made a lot of money!"
"You really dare to think, why don't you go to the sky and bring back the aliens in cans?" Ye Han asked.
"There must be aliens!" Xiao Yuan said aggrievedly.
Ye Han shook his head helplessly: "You might as well sell yourself!" (To be continued.)