Chapter 139 The Scariest Weapon in History
Chapter 139 The Scariest Weapon in History
[Super space-time commercial shelf products. (Updated at midnight every day)]
[1. Dark matter synthetic drinking water: produced in 2211 by Jianguo Red Bull Food Company. Satisfy mankind's curiosity and pursuit of dark matter in the 23rd century. The ingredients are synthesized from trace amounts of axion, sterile neutrino and purified drinking water. With only one year of sales in 2212, the cups can circle the earth twelve times when connected, and their popularity far exceeds that of the radioactive beverage craze in Jianguo in 1918. The price is 10 points. 】
Chen Yu: "..."
[2. Bash Coach Shot: Proudly produced by Revenger Sports Company in 2147. Disposable items. The shape and weight are consistent with the standard shot put specifications, and prevent ordinary equipment from scanning. The built-in miniature ultrasonic sensor can guide the athletes to adjust their posture and strength. It will hit the coach 100% within 15 meters, and the sensor will be shattered immediately after hitting, making it difficult to be found. The price is 22 points. 】
Chen Yu sighed, rubbed his brain, and looked at the next one.
【3. The Ball of Life: It was produced in 2232 by Bravely Entering the End of the World Outdoor Toys Group. The gameplay is for the user to drill into the ball and roll down from the mountain. The diameter of the sphere is 2.5 meters, and the outside is made of special ENET soft plastic material, which can buffer the falling force of 95 meters per second (standard earth gravity) and prevent users from being injured. The lubricating fluid is automatically secreted in the ball, which relieves the user from rolling over and reduces frictional heat. The price is 20 points. 】
"Huh?"
Turning to the third product, Chen Yu's eyes finally lit up.
This is obviously a very suitable toy for live broadcasting! If you bring fans to play around, the live broadcast effect will definitely explode!
"I am worried that I can't find a product that interacts with the audience."
Without even looking at the two products below, Chen Yu decisively clicked on the screen and exchanged one.
[Consume 23 points, remaining 98 points. 】
The text flashed, and a space-time wormhole opened in the middle of the bedroom, and a large transparent ball fell out of it.
"Boom...boom boom."
The transparent ball was very elastic, and it bounced on the floor several times before rolling to the side.
"Yeah? What is this?"
Xiao Taohong came over, picked up the big ball, and observed it carefully: "It's very light."
"The Ball of Life, a toy."
Waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward, took the ball of life, and weighed it: "It's really light."
"Toys? Can robots play?"
"You can play. If you are obedient, I will let you play first during the live broadcast."
Xiao Taohong immediately jumped up and cheered: "It's great!"
"By the way, test whether there is any danger." Chen Yu added.
"..." Xiao Taohong froze.
"Let's put it here first, there are still two products that I haven't finished reading."
After the words fell, Chen Yu put down the ball of life, lay back on the bed, swiped the watch screen again, and turned the page down.
[4. (Vintage) Philosophical Bomb: Produced in Ohio in 1994 by Jianguo Wright Laboratory. For chemical secretion spray. Human male soldiers who are injured by the range of the bomb will stimulate the secretion of human hormones, making the soldiers completely lose their will to fight. The price is 32 points. 】
"Wardfa?!"
Chen Yu's face was full of black question marks: "What the hell is this?!"
Shocked for a long time, he picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the communication page of "Overtime and Space Promotion" in WeChat, and typed quickly.
【Chen Yu: "In?"】
【Promotion: "...in."】
[Chen Yu: "I want to ask you something, I saw a product in the hyperspace store, with the word 'retro' on the front, what does it mean?"]
[Promotion: "Transdimensional space-time business racks are naturally not limited to future time and space. There are also many memorable and excellent products in ancient times, which are manufactured by some companies in imitation of antiques."]
【Chen Yu: "I see. Can I trouble you with one more thing?"】
【Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please tell me."】
[Chen Yu: "In the future, please don't push things that don't suit me, is that okay? Look at my character, do I need this kind of bomb?"]
【Promotion: "Then why did it appear?"】
Chen Yu: "..."
Covering his chest, he felt that he had been violently hit...
After shutting himself down for a while, Chen Yu raised his wrist and marked the last product on the watch screen.
[5. Amnesia Stick: Produced by the Yezhou Medical Self-Government Foundation in 2477. After inflation, the stick is 130 centimeters long, and the main body is made of silicon foam. The built-in small brain information jammer can be triggered during the impact to stimulate the thalamus and hippocampus of the hit person, resulting in the failure of the transmission and storage of temporary information in the brain nerves, causing the hit person to lose one hour of memory and effectively relieve mental fatigue . If it is hit multiple times, the amnesia time will be extended. (Note: It will only work if it hits the head) The price is 74 points. 】
"Big stick of amnesia..."
Chen Yu narrowed his eyes unconsciously: "This is a good thing."
Obviously, this is a technological product that he must buy, and it can help him solve many troubles.
Even at home, once the three younger sisters discovered his secret, there was still a chance of redemption.
It's a pity, if this product could appear earlier, maybe he wouldn't be misunderstood as a pervert by Chen Yike and Chen Erke...
"It's just that the price is too expensive. Seventy-four points..."
After a long silence, Chen Yu got up, walked around the bedroom, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and clicked on the screen.
[Consume 85 points, remaining 13 points. 】
Following the successful exchange text, a distorted space-time wormhole opened up again in the room, and a small box fell out of it, about the size of a fist.
After the wormhole disappeared, Chen Yu couldn't wait to stride forward, picked up the box and opened the seal.
He is not going to evaluate this product, so naturally he doesn't have to wait for the live broadcast to unpack it.
Open the lid, and inside is a purple leather case that resembles a sausage.
Below the purple leather case is a small instruction manual.
The instruction manual is only three pages long, and Chen Yu finished reading it in half a minute. He learned that the original intention of this product was to cure amnesia patients. But somehow, improved over fifty years, turned into a mass-produced amnesia...
After mastering how to use this high-tech product, Chen Yu carefully took out the leather case, pointed at the light bulb and observed for a while, tentatively held the bottom of the leather case, took a deep breath, and blew.
"call!"
"boom!"
The leather case swells instantly! From sausages to giant eggplants!
A huge purple eggplant that is more than one meter long...
"Is this the amnesia stick?"
Holding the roots to prevent the air from flowing away, Chen Yu subconsciously looked at Xiao Taohong.
Little Taohong: "?"
"Little Taohong, come here."
"What are you going to do?" Xiao Taohong walked up to Chen Yu obediently.
"watch out!"
Chen Yu suddenly raised his arm and hit Xiao Taohong's head with the inflatable stick.
"Duang."
Little Taohong: "?"
"Is it really ineffective against robots?"
Squeezing the air in the big stick, Chen Yu walked to the portal and started to operate: "Follow me and do an experiment."
"What kind of experiment?" Xiao Taohong tilted her head: "Do you need to change the clothes for the live broadcast?"
"Change, I will change too."
"The house is gone, and the clothes for the live broadcast are all in the island-building boat."
"Then go build the island ship first."
...
Half an hour later, the city of Beijing.
Chen Yu wearing a protective suit suddenly appeared in the sky above Capital University!
The long blue tail flame is particularly conspicuous in the evening sky.