Chapter 1241 Cheating Monk

"Don't worry, no matter what you are giving birth to, as long as you are in normal labor, you will be fine with me!" A bearded doctor said confidently, while putting on a mask, said: "Well, take it easy, Okay, listen to my password, take a deep breath... use... oh my god!"

The doctor suddenly exclaimed, and then ran away without looking back!

Bai Yi didn't even have time to use his full strength when he saw the old doctor, who usually walked slowly, suddenly ran eighty miles, broke through the door, and disappeared!

The other assistant physicians were obviously stunned, looked down at the crotch of the white clothes, and then exclaimed: "Bomb!"

Then a group of people also ran away.

Leaving Bai Yi lying on the bed by himself, screaming in pain: "Come back...you...these bastards! Bastards! Ah...it hurts me to death..."

Bai Yi didn't know how long he had been screaming. Anyway, he saw a few more people coming, but they were not doctors, but bomb disposal experts...

Then he heard the expert scold angrily: "This is not a time bomb, those doctors made a fuss! It's too outrageous, don't you just be careful and it's over?"

"Teacher, there is still a lead wire." A child's voice sounded very immature.

"That's the umbilical cord!" exclaimed a doctor who came in with a probe.

The bomb disposal expert glared at him and said, "I'll do the fuse, and you'll do the umbilical cord! Come here!"

The doctor said, "Are you sure you won't explode?"

"This is the umbilical cord and not the lead wire. What are you afraid of?" the bomb disposal expert said speechlessly.

The doctor breathed a sigh of relief, then leaned over, and muttered, "How could such a good and healthy person have an iron lump... Strange, strange, it was still a natural birth."

Bai Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up, or I'll kill you!"

The doctor quickly shut up, and asked the bomb disposal expert, "Did you cut it?"

The bomb disposal expert said: "Slow down, come on a little bit, if there is a lead wire in it, it will be bad. Damn, I also began to doubt life, a life bomb... I am a bomb disposal expert, and I want to give people Midwifery! That's enough!"

The doctor carefully cut the umbilical cord bit by bit. The bomb disposal expert observed carefully and confirmed that there were no metal wires inside, and then said: "Cut it, it's all right, it's just an umbilical cord."

"Are you sure you're okay?" the doctor asked.

The bomb disposal expert said: "Theoretically, it's fine."

The doctor murmured: "Theoretically, people can't make bombs..."

"Stop rambling, cut it." The bomb disposal expert said

The doctor nodded, and cut the scissors down!

At that moment, everyone tensed up, although the bomb disposal experts thought it was fine in theory. However, the matter in front of me cannot be evaluated theoretically, so everyone was terrified, but they did it anyway.

The scissors fell, the umbilical cord was severed, and the bomb suddenly made two beeps.

"Get down!" the bomb disposal expert yelled after getting down on the ground.

Only then did the others get down on the ground, and looked at the bomb disposal expert angrily, as if saying, "Cao Nima, you only shouted when you got down, you are going to kill us!"

The bomb disposal expert didn't blush at all, as if he didn't know anything. After waiting for a while, seeing that the bomb hadn't exploded, he stood up tentatively, looked at the bomb, and said, "It's okay...get up."

Everyone looked at this bastard bomb disposal expert with great resentment, but after thinking about it carefully, if this guy had any character, would he come here to mess around? So I was relieved!

The moment everyone breathed a sigh of relief...

boom!

A bang!

It was as if the whole building shook, and then there were screams one after another!

People passing by outside the building heard the movement and looked up, just in time to see a few windows vibrate, and then, thick red smoke came out from the openings of the open windows!

"What is that?" Almost everyone asked subconsciously.

At the same time, in the backyard of One Finger Temple, Red Boy also asked: "Master, what did you let Bai Yi give birth to? It couldn't be a bomb, could it? If it really exploded, wouldn't it kill people?"

Fangzheng played with his mobile phone silently without making a sound.

The squirrel sat on Fangzheng's shoulders, looked at the phone, and read: "The hottest pepper in the world, pepper X. The spiciness of pepper X surpassed the Carolina Reaper pepper and once broke the world record. The spiciness of ordinary peppers is From 10,000 to 20,000 Scoville units, Pepper X has reached a terrifying 3.18 million Scoville units..."

"Master, you don't know how to use this thing, do you? It will be too hot." Red Boy exclaimed.

Fangzheng shook his head and said, "It's not so cruel to be a teacher. The chili is still the same chili, but it can't kill people."

Hong Haier curled her lips and said, "That kind of terrorist deserves what he deserves if he dies. He's doing justice for the heavens. If it were me, I'd use the hottest one!"

Fangzheng smiled and said, "Sometimes, living is more painful than dying, for example..."

"Ah... what the hell is this!" The bomb disposal expert screamed and crawled out of the room. That's right, crawling... walking is impossible, and the whole body is shaking.

The apprentice of the bomb disposal expert also climbed out and shouted, "Teacher, this...Achoo...well...it seems to be chili...Achoo!"

"Chilli! Tettt... special pepper! My wife is irritating, it hurts... ah!" The doctor also crawled out.

"Get me out...Ah Choo! Spicy...spicy!" Bai Yi's scream came from inside.

The three of them looked at each other, and saw that the other's face was red, and the snot and tears were streaming down uncontrollably, and then touched their own face, which was burning and painful, and it was extremely uncomfortable... Then, the tears became more and more, and there was nothing to see. Indistinct.

Someone came over and tried to drag them away, but as soon as they touched them, they exclaimed: "Wow, it's so hot, my hands are so hot, it hurts!"

"Don't use the hook with your hands!"

Then someone actually dragged them out with a hook...

As for the poor white clothes, it was already twenty minutes later when someone got them out. At that time, the chili noodles floating in the air had already fallen, and when people took out the white clothes, they couldn't believe that they were white clothes...

"That red fat man over there, what the hell is it?"

"Hush, that's the red devil's white coat."

"The one who gave birth to the chili bomb? The doctor who delivered him is miserable now."

"Shh, keep your voice down, Bai Yi is now a celebrity in the eyes of the general."

"Isn't the general unwilling to associate with the Red Devils? What's the matter?"

"The general seems to have taken a fancy to the chili bomb he made..."

"Well……"

...

At this moment, Bai Yi started to shout again: "I... grass... started again! I'm pregnant again, help me!"

Hearing that they were pregnant again, the two soldiers who were originally carrying the stretcher were so frightened that their hands softened, and their white clothes fell to the ground with a thud, screaming as they fell.