Chapter 1375 Master Is a Scumbag

Fangzheng thought for a while and said, "Oh? How to prove it?"

Lone Wolf thought for a while and said, "My master usually gives me a lot of delicious food, do you have any delicious food?"

When Fangzheng heard this, he was stunned. When did he give this stupid dog something to eat? Look at this sneaky guy, Fangzheng knows, this stupid dog is taking the opportunity to blackmail him! Fangzheng suddenly became angry, raising his hand was a slap!

Lone Wolf hurriedly dodged, but Fang Zheng slapped him to the ground before he could dodge.

The lone wolf jumped up with a groan, and shouted: "You still dare to do it? Do you really think I won't beat the old man? Do you really think I have no one? Brothers, let's assemble! Here comes a liar pretending to be Master!"

The lone wolf roared, and the squirrel, monkey, red boy, and salted fish all ran over. Seeing Fangzheng like this, they were stunned at the same time.

The squirrel laughed and said, "Haha... you liar is too good at deceiving people, our master is not that old! Before you come, at least put on some makeup, right?"

The monkey didn't speak, but frowned, looking at Fangzheng suspiciously.

Red Boy stroked his chin and said, "Master? You won't become someone else to fool us again, right? Or, are you a liar? In short, if you can't prove that you are our master, you can't enter the backyard."

Xianyu nodded and said, "That's right, this is the rule."

Fangzheng also knew that it was useless to just talk, so he raised his eyebrows and said, "Jingxin, I will chat with you as a teacher."

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng began to recite the mantra, and the red boy cried out in surprise, rolled his head on the ground, and shouted: "Oh, master, I was wrong! You are really a master... Oops, stop... "

Everyone knows that only Fangzheng knows this spell. Now that Fangzheng recited it, and seeing Honghaier's reaction, everyone understood that the old man in front of him is really his master!

So, one by one hurried forward to say hello.

Fangzheng shook his head and said, "Wait a minute, Jingfa, let's..."

Before Fangzheng finished speaking, he felt his thigh tighten. He looked down and saw a lone wolf like a cow lying on the ground, hugging Fangzheng's thigh with its front legs, looking at Fangzheng with a pitiful expression, and shouted: "Master... I was wrong, you see I'm so cute, let's forget it this time..."

Fangzheng looked at the cuteness that Lone Wolf tried to show, and asked, "Who taught you this trick?"

Lone Wolf glanced at Squirrel subconsciously, and Squirrel said, "I learned it from online cartoons, in cartoons..."

Boom!

Before the squirrel finished speaking, Fangzheng lifted his foot, and a big white wolf flew up into the sky, crossed the courtyard wall, and fell outside...

The squirrel clicked its mouth and continued: "It works quite well in cartoons, but why doesn't it work in reality?"

"Master, good kick! Master, if you're not relieved, how about you do it again?" The back door opened, and the lone wolf ran in, leaning over with a cheap look, and shouted.

Fangzheng felt helpless looking at this skinless and faceless guy. Fangzheng also knew that this guy was rough and thick, and it would be fine to hit him a few times. This guy made it clear that he wanted to use a beating instead of punishment such as deducting food.

Shaking his head, Fangzheng didn't want to talk to him anymore, after all, he was annoying now.

When everyone calmed down, Honghaier said with a resentful face: "Master, why did you become like this?"

Fangzheng spread his hands and said, "It's hard to say."

Xianyu moved a small horse, sat on the side, laughed and said: "It's okay to say something hard, let's talk slowly."

After finishing speaking, Xianyu was stunned, because everyone was looking at him in unison!

Xianyu looked at everyone standing there, then at the ponytail under his buttocks, then at Fangzheng's raised hand ready to break his wrist...and everyone's malicious gazes.

Xianyu stood up resolutely and shouted: "Master, I'll get you a big chair!"

Then, the salted fish ran away...

After everyone sat down, Fangzheng recounted his experience.

Hong Haier said: "Oh my God, Master, if you continue to watch, you may see yourself dead."

Fangzheng sighed, "I can't help it. If you don't look at the truth, you will feel uneasy as a teacher."

Hong Haier said: "Master, I think that you are too anxious. If you watch it for a second or two every day, it won't take long to finish it for a year. And it won't affect you so much. You are working too hard... ...Your good looks are for nothing, now you are fine, if you really let you go back to vulgarity, you probably won't be able to find a wife."

Fangzheng slapped him and said, "Aren't you handsome now as a teacher?"

Looking at Fangzheng's high-raised slap, Hong Haier said, "Handsome! Thief handsome! If Master returns to vulgarity, there will definitely be three thousand beauties in the harem!"

Only then did Fangzheng nod his head in satisfaction, but without hearing it, Honghaier secretly added: "Three thousand old lady..."

"Master, there is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not." Xianyu said.

Fangzheng said: "Speak up, say right and say wrong, I won't hit you. Now is the time to brainstorm, what to say."

Xianyu shook his head and said, "Master, when you were in school, were you a scumbag?"

Fangzheng's face darkened instantly...

Xianyu hurriedly said: "Master, how can you check every day like you? Don't you check the beginning and the end? For example, first pick the 15th of June and check it. If the world is still behind that, you don't need to check it. If the world is gone on March 15th, then you don’t need to look at the ones before March 15th, and so on, it won’t take you a few years to find your goal.”

Fangzheng's face turned darker when he heard it, and he suddenly realized that his brain seemed to be really funny...I didn't expect such a simple truth, pig! What a pity on his prosperous face!

"It's too late to say anything now, let's have a good rest. During this period of time, as a teacher, you won't see outsiders. If you have any problems, you can solve them. If someone comes to see you as a teacher, it will be said that you are in retreat." Fang Zheng waved his hand and returned Went to the Zen room.

The lone wolf shouted: "Master, don't you have that mask? You can become what you looked like when you were young."

Fangzheng waved his hand and said, "As a teacher, I don't look for a partner, and I don't care much about appearance. It's just that I just want to think about something during this time...Okay, let's play."

Back in the meditation room, Fangzheng was indeed not sad, but found a large number of scriptures. He remembered that many scriptures mentioned natural disasters and the destruction of the world. He wanted to see if the situation he encountered was mentioned in the scriptures. been.

From this point of view, it is a month.

During this period, Li Xueying, Jing Yan, Wang Yougui and even Ruan Wuming came to visit from YN, but they were blocked by Honghaier and others.

Fangzheng didn't go out for a month, and no one saw Fangzheng. He didn't even show up when the drums were played, and was replaced by Honghaier.

For a while, there was a lot of discussion outside, and many people were asking what Fangzheng was doing.

ps: Thank you for being promoted to the leader of the lonely drink in the snow. I haven’t seen the new leader for a long time. I’m happy.