Chapter 261 Do You Think I'm a Fool? 【Subscribe】
Lone wolf speeds up and surpasses again!
After going back and forth a few times, Jiang Ye yelled like a ghost: "Fuck! This dead dog has reached 135! Am I fucking dreaming?"
The woman leaned against the back of the chair, and shouted with an extremely pale face: "Slow down, slow down..."
At the same time, on the edge of the field ahead, a father and son sat there, and took out two cucumbers from the machine well pond. The son asked his father, "Dad, you watch the animal world every day, so let me ask you, which animal runs the fastest in this world?"
When my father heard this, he laughed loudly and said, "You can't trouble me. I won't say anything else about you, but when it comes to animals, you are definitely a half-expert. Most college students can't compare with me. In this world The fastest running animal is, of course, the cheetah, whose speed can reach 130 kilometers per hour! The absolute king of land speed, the king of sprinting!"
The son was about to praise him, but when he turned his head, his eyes straightened, and he subconsciously asked, "Dad, how fast can that dog run?"
"Dogs? Dogs are trash. If you want to talk about running, their ancestors, wolves, are awesome at 60 kilometers per hour. The point is that wolves have good patience and can run very well. Humans are relatively trash. They can't run fast, and their endurance is not good enough." Poor..." Father was talking, when he heard the sound of a motor, he frowned and scolded: "Which wicked thing is racing on this narrow road? Tired of life?"
Father turned his head, and then he was dumbfounded!
I saw a pickup truck driving all the way, the speed was quite fast, it seemed to keep up with the high speed!
What's even weirder is that a wolf runs faster than a pickup! The big mouth is open, and the tongue is flicking in the wind. It looks a bit silly, but the eyes are extremely serious. The four paws are stepping apart, as if they are flying!
Pickups and lone wolves roar past!
The son asked, "Dad, is this a cheetah?"
Father: "%...#¥#..."
At this moment, a white shadow flashed past, leaving the stunned father and son with shiny bald heads. The loose monk's robe fluttered with the wind, and the steps were taken slowly, but the speed was frighteningly fast! It doesn't seem to be slower than pickups and wolves, always keeping a distance.
"Dad, is that a two-legged cheetah? Why is it hairless?" The child stared blankly.
It was as if a hundred thousand beasts whizzed past my father's heart, and he also wanted to ask, is that a cheetah? The slap in the face was too hard, just saying that the wolf can't run fast, it flew over a hundred yards, and just talking about scum, a monk walked over a hundred yards!
Father pinched himself, it hurts, it's not a dream! But, who can explain to him, what is the situation? Could it be that the only truth-telling program on a TV station is also adulterated? At this moment, my father was a little suspicious of life.
But there is someone who doubts life more than him, and that is Jiang Ye!
"God! My gas pedal is at the end, why is this dead dog still speeding up?!" Jiang Ye felt like he was about to cry. His pickup truck is not a big brand, and it ran to the end after running to more than 130 , soon it will float away. Although he was not convinced, he didn't want to make a joke of his own life!
This time, Jiang Ye's girlfriend suddenly called out, "Traffic police..."
Jiang Ye was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly braked, but after all, he was an old driver. Although he saw the traffic police, he still did not slam on the brakes, but braked slightly. The traffic police in the water were alarmed. Turning his head, the traffic policeman was immediately amused. He stopped temporarily to drink some water, and even picked up a dead rabbit that had hit a tree! Shaking the water off his hands, he walked over with a smile. I didn't see it at all, the two white shadows have long gone...
"The speed limit on this road is 40, you ran for more than a hundred yards for me, and I gave you two wings, do you want to go to heaven?" The traffic policeman approached and said.
"Comrade traffic police, please listen to my explanation. I don't blame me for this matter. Originally, I was driving forty yards, but a dog actually overtook my car and kept twisting its butt in front of my car. You say I am a big man , can this be tolerated? The anger is too high, and the gas pedal is accelerated." Jiang Ye quickly explained.
"Dog? Are you competing with dogs? Even if you are competing with dogs, you can run fifty or sixty, right?" the traffic policeman asked.
"The problem is that the dog ran fast. Later, the dog ran for more than 130 years, and I couldn't even catch up! If it wasn't for chasing it, I would have slowed down." Jiang Ye said.
The traffic policeman looked at Jiang Ye seriously and said, "You'd better do an alcohol test first, the dog runs one hundred and three? Do you think that dog is Lightning Dog or Superman Dog?"
"I didn't drink! What I said is true, if you don't believe me, ask my girlfriend." Jiang Ye shouted.
"Sorry, I'm not your girlfriend, just your temper, hehe... Bye bye!" Jiang Ye's girlfriend finished speaking, turned around, and vomited... She didn't want to ride in this bastard's car in her life. Terrible!
The traffic policeman looked at Jiang Ye sympathetically, and Jiang Ye said aggrievedly: "What I said is true, there was a dog who ran a hundred and three times, and a monk walked behind, and... no, you What kind of look is this?"
"Are you treating me as a fool? A dog runs one hundred and three times? You can check on the Internet yourself, how fast a dog can run! Why don't you say that he is flying with a monk walking behind? Don't talk nonsense. What's the matter, let's talk to the traffic police team first. I suspect that you have a brain problem, and you are not suitable for driving..." the traffic police said.
Jiang Ye had a bitter expression on his face, he swore that what he said was true! How can no one believe it?
Regardless of Jiang Ye's unlucky future, someone is about to be unlucky now!
"Sister Wang, drive faster, it will be troublesome when people in the village catch up. This little thing is not honest, it is stubbornly stuffed with sleeping pills, but it can't sleep for long." Sharp-mouthed monkey sun, with a mole on his chin The woman urged.
"What's the reminder? They're all working in the fields, and I've been in this village, and there are only a few families with cars, and one family was burned, and the house hasn't been built yet, and it's in the city. Our The speed is already fast enough, if it is faster, it will easily lead to trouble. Didn’t you see the traffic policeman just now? If we are caught, we will not be able to tell.” The fat man with sallow skin, took off his headscarf, and a plaid shirt The woman said.
"I don't know what's going on, my eyelids are twitching, and I always feel that something is going to happen." The black mole woman said.
"It's okay. It's been so many years. I haven't seen any storms. It's just a child. How big a problem can it be? Just don't panic when you meet people." The fat woman said, and passed another village while speaking.
"Sister Wang, I'm not you, I'm just taking over, I'm a little flustered." The black mole woman said.
"Cousin, it was like this at the beginning. You'll get used to it after selling a few more." Sister Wang said.
"Sister Wang, where is this child going to be sold? Will it be killed?" asked the black mole woman.