Chapter 332 Dirty 【Subscription】

Before the squirrel could squeak, the lone wolf put five or six leaves in its mouth, and then glanced at the squirrel with a provocative look.

Just as the squirrel was about to speak, Fangzheng put a handful of leaves into the basket, then turned and left, leaving a shiny and shiny back of the head for the two cute guys...

After making a fuss for a while, Fangzheng packed up a basket of cold bamboo leaves and returned to One Finger Temple. Along the way, pilgrims kept asking Fangzheng whether he would hold a ceremony tomorrow or not. After getting a negative answer, they were a little disappointed, while others breathed a sigh of relief. Obviously, pujas are not to everyone's liking.

Back in the monastery, Fangzheng asked the system silently: "System, how much incense money does our family have now?"

"Eight thousand nine hundred and seventy-six yuan." The system said.

Fangzheng asked in surprise, "So many?"

"The cold bamboo effect has brought a large number of tourists and pilgrims. When you enter the monastery, you get a piece of money from others, and you can save more. However, the money is in your merit box, should you take it out?" the system said. .

Fangzheng immediately put down the basket, ran into the Buddhist hall, and opened the merit box. As expected, there were a lot of banknotes inside. There are a hundred, there are fifty, and there are a lot of ten and five.

Fangzheng took it out, carried it back to the meditation room, threw it on the bed, let go of his mood, and laughed! Although there was more money in the past, although the money was just for looking at, Fangzheng was still happy! Anyway, the money is in my own hands now!

"Does it look good?" the system asked.

Fangzheng nodded and said, "It looks good."

"Then you can watch it later," the system said.

Fangzheng was taken aback, and asked back, "What do you mean?"

"Anyway, you're going to give me the money. I don't mind if you look at it for a while. You can think of asking me how much incense money I have earned. It should be to buy something?" The system asked with a bit of a treacherous tone. .

Fangzheng was speechless immediately, this bastard system, he wanted to kill him! But Fangzheng still said bitterly: "Well, you are smart, you are right. Give me some crystal rice first, and I will buy it if there is not enough."

As handfuls of crystal rice seeds were planted, Fangzheng's heart was bleeding, it was all money! The squirrel jumped onto Fangzheng's shoulder, watched the seeds in the soil being buried, and asked curiously: "Master, what are you doing with so much crystal rice? Don't we still have a lot?"

Fangzheng Xiaodao: "In the past, the villagers gave me zongzi, but this year I decided to send zongzi to the villagers. Although there is a lot of crystal rice, I don't know if it is enough."

"That's it, can I still eat it?" The squirrel was a little bit tangled up, the little guy's petty eye disease has happened again.

Fangzheng tugged at his tail, and said in a small way: "You little thing, let's relax your mind and always think about your own little calculations. Don't worry, I have yours, and I will be full."

Then the squirrel burst into laughter, jumped to the ground, and shouted: "Today I will protect them!"

Fangzheng smiled, let him go.

The sunset and the moon rise, the moon sets and the sun rises, and with the crowing of the big rooster at the foot of the mountain, a new day begins.

"Fourth Junior Brother, that rooster crows every morning, what is he crowing?" The squirrel lay on the tree and asked the red boy under the tree.

Hong Haier shook his head and said, "Are you sure you want to know?"

"Think about it, I've thought about it for a long time." The squirrel asked cutely.

The red boy rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle: "Let me tell you a joke, if you can understand it, you will understand what he is calling."

The squirrel immediately became interested: "This is good, this is good, junior brother, tell me quickly!"

The red boy laughed twice, rubbed his little hands, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a rooster with a particularly strong sexual desire. It was not spared from the hens in the coop. It suffered day and night. Seeing these hens listless every day, even No more eggs were laid. So the owner locked the rooster into the duck house. As a result, the ducks were not spared. They were listless and did not come out of the nest every day. In desperation, the owner threw the rooster into the wild. As a result, the owner saw the rooster a few days later. Lying motionless on the ground, the hair on his body has almost fallen out. I couldn't help leaning over and asking: "What are you doing? "The rooster said: "Go away, that eagle is about to be hooked by me!" After a few times, it has learned to be smart..."!"

After finishing speaking, Honghaier asked Squirrel with a smile, "Do you understand?"

Squirrel shook his head and said, "Junior brother, what are you talking about?"

Red Boy rolled his eyes and said, "You idiot."

"You better tell me what he is calling." The squirrel really didn't understand.

Hong Haier sighed and said, "Keep it off!"

The squirrel scratched its head and said, "Does this mean to start working?"

Hong Haier couldn't take it anymore, got up and went to clean the Buddhist hall.

And Fangzheng heard all these words in his ears, and silently made a decision to keep Honghaier away from mobile phones and the Internet! This brat is good, but I haven't learned much, and there are more and more dirty jokes...

In the early morning, Fangzheng did not cook, but took out the cold bamboo leaves soaked overnight, wrapped them with ripe crystal rice, stuffed them with some bamboo shoots, folded them into triangles, and then tore them into pieces made of cold bamboo leaves. The silk binds it tightly. A bamboo shoot-flavored rice dumpling is wrapped and put into a big pot.

Fangzheng didn't have a steamer, so he had to split it open with bamboo, and then set it up in an iron pot for support, but it was barely usable.

Light a high fire, steaming out the fragrance of cold bamboo and the sweetness of crystal rice. For a while, the whole temple is filled with the fragrance of cold bamboo crystal rice dumplings. Fortunately, no one went up the mountain in the early morning...

At 7:30, Fangzheng had already steamed two buckets full of rice dumplings, and threw one to each of the monkey, lone wolf, red boy, and squirrel.

Fangzheng himself sat in the yard, and took out a cold rice dumpling from the bucket cooled by rootless clean water. This zongzi is different from the ones he used to eat. They used to be made of reed leaves, but now they are made of cold bamboo leaves. After being steamed at high temperature, the cold bamboo leaves not only did not change their color, but instead became more emerald green, a bit crystal-like, like emeralds of! It looks very beautiful under the sunlight.

"This isn't a zongzi, it's clearly a work of art!" Fangzheng couldn't help but sigh with emotion, but the world has the biggest belly, and when you're hungry, you have to eat any work of art!

He unwrapped the cold bamboo leaves, revealing the crystal clear rice meat wrapped in a ball, smelling the enticing aroma emanating from it, Fangzheng took a bite lightly, only to feel that the rice dumpling was fleshy and slippery in the mouth, Excellent taste!

If it is boiled crystal rice, it is one grain after another, and the outside seems to be covered with a layer of smooth coat. After being bitten, the meat with high sugar content is squeezed out, and the taste is extremely sweet. Now put it into the zongzi leaves, under the high temperature, the crystal rice is cooked and swells, but the space is so large, the outer layer is squeezed, and the high-sugar crystal rice meat inside runs out and sticks into a ball, and all the fragrances follow. out! But it was confined inside by the cold bamboo leaves, and it radiated out together at this moment. Fangzheng ate and smelled it, feeling extremely beautiful in his heart.