Chapter 36 Fangzheng's Way of Revenge 【Favorites】
The monkey also nodded and said, "It's possible, but it's more likely that he used this water to wash his clothes..."
The fat man was stunned...
Although there were various speculations, several people decided to go up and talk about it. The big bucket of water was filled, the fat man and the monkey roared, but the bucket didn't move at all!
The two were suddenly embarrassed, and the fat man said, "I was just joking, but this time I really tried my best. Monkey, come on!"
The monkey spat twice into his hands and nodded.
Jiang Ting looked at the two suspiciously and said, "You two elders can't lift it, can you?"
"What are you talking about? Look at my brother's tendons, doesn't he seem to have no strength?" The fat man was dissatisfied, and he called the monkey to use his strength!
The two of them groaned one after the other, their faces flushed, and the big bucket finally got up wobbly.
"Monkey, you're fucking hard!" the fat man yelled.
"I've used up all my energy for breastfeeding, okay? Why is this bucket so heavy?"
"At the critical moment, don't lose the chain! Our women can watch!"
"Walk!"
Ever since, the two of them wobbled onto the road, and after walking for a while, they saw the lone wolf coming down with two buckets on his back. Bouncing down.
"Damn it! I was despised by a wolf!" the fat man cried unwillingly.
"What wolf? I think it's a dog!" the monkey gritted his teeth, and he saw the look in his eyes.
"Yes, it's a dog! Big fat dog!" The fat man scolded, and the two continued to work hard.
A few minutes later, there was a sound of footsteps behind them, and the two looked back, only to see the lone wolf running up with two buckets of water, trotting all the way past the two, and when passing by the fat man, he whipped him twice with his tail !
The angry fat man waited for the lone wolf to run away, and cursed: "If the fat man is not in a good mood today, he must stew you!"
While speaking, the fat man shook, and the bucket swayed, splashing water splashed out, splashing everywhere. The fatty immediately felt that the barrel seemed a little lighter!
The monkey yelled: "You walk steadily!"
"Understood, understood, don't yell, the fat man is watching the way." The fat man muttered, but he took three or two steps, and the water spilled out a little, which was a little lighter. The monkey soon understood what the fat man meant, and followed suit. The two of them hit each other, and the water kept pouring out. The barrel was lighter, and the two of them were also relaxed. They really lifted it up to the top of the mountain in one breath. From a long distance, they saw a bald monk standing at the gate of Yizhi Temple. He was quiet and very Buddha-like.
Fangzheng was also a little surprised, for such a big bucket, these few obviously spoiled rich kids actually carried it up, which really surprised him. At least, he who has not practiced the Great Vajra Palm will definitely not be able to do it!
Waiting for the fat man and the monkey to get up, put the big bucket in front of Fangzheng, and when he asked for credit, Fangzheng's face suddenly darkened.
"Master, the water is here, shall we pour it into the water tank for you?" the fat man said pantingly, wiping his sweat, with a look of pride and a sense of accomplishment on his face.
Fangzheng said: "No need, the remaining water should be enough for each of you to drink a pot. It's troublesome to pour it in, you can drink it."
The fat man was stunned, thinking that Fang was mocking him, he suddenly became angry, and was about to get angry when he heard the monkey shout: "Fuck! Fatty, you've got too much fun, the water is almost gone!"
"What?" The fat man leaned on the bucket and looked in. Sure enough, the water had bottomed out. The two looked at each other, and they were on the verge of tears. They were exhausted and tried their best, but their cleverness was misunderstood by their cleverness, and they fooled themselves! This trip was in vain!
The fat man looked at Fangzheng pitifully and said, "Master, your water..."
Fangzheng looked at the two of them, then at the third daughter who looked at him pitifully, shook his head sympathetically and said: "The agreement is that the water tank is full, and it is enough. Now, the water tank is not full yet."
"Master, you also saw that the two of them are half crippled, one fat crippled and the other skinny crippled. Just give us some water and send us down the mountain." Jiang Ting leaned over and brought Said in a somewhat coquettish manner.
However, Fang Zheng didn't respond at all, as if the beauty's coquetry and cuteness were all air. Without knowing it, this guy is almost scolding his mother: "You know that poor monks can't pick up girls, but you still do this, are you sincerely angry with me?"
So, with a bang, the door closed, and Fangzheng's words came: "Everything is as agreed, Amitabha." A joke, when entering the door, everyone was so awesome, now... Fangzheng should feel refreshed!
"What should we do?" the fat man asked the monkey.
The monkey sat slumped on the steps, gritted his teeth and said, "Fatty, we two brothers have grown up so much, have you ever given up?"
"No! At the beginning, the two hit sixteen, the nose was bruised and the face was swollen, and several bones were broken, and I never gave up. I have been fighting for so long in the mall, picking up garbage, and I didn't admit defeat when I was sleeping on the road." The fat man said.
Monkey's eyes were full of fighting spirit and said: "This is it! Our brothers have never surrendered in our life, can we admit defeat in this matter? Isn't it just a tank of water? Fill it up for him! When the time comes, his water, I will Don’t drink it anymore! If you take a breath, I want it!”
"That's right! I'll help you drink your share!" The fat man said very loyally!
Monkey: "¥##x-on:¥#x-on:..."
So, the two went down the mountain again. Infected by the two, the third daughter stopped cheating and playing tricks, and chased after her with a small basin. Lu Xiaoya took an extra cup...
This time the monkey and the fat man did not lift up the full bucket of water, but lifted up half a bucket of water. Although the amount of water being lifted was less at one time, the burden was also lightened. Both of them gritted their teeth, took a breath, and lifted it up really smoothly.
Wow, watching half a bucket of water poured into the Buddha jar, although it didn't rise much, the two of them were extremely excited! It's finally done! It's been a long time since the two of them felt this sense of accomplishment! This is the joy that comes only when the business is successful! This is the joy that comes only when you catch up with the girl you love! It's a simple happiness, but it really makes them feel proud and genuinely happy.
"Let's go? Continue!" Fatty shouted with enthusiasm.
The monkey responded, and the two carried the bucket and went down the mountain again.
The three women also followed, although they were all out of breath, they didn't intend to rest.
Seeing this, Fangzheng nodded secretly, and his impression of the five people began to change. At least, the antipathy of getting up early is gone, and what remains is a little admiration. As the saying goes, it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. Letting a rich person suffer suddenly is not something everyone can do, especially when the suffering seems meaningless.
The fat man and the monkey, at the beginning, were just for Fang Zheng's sip of rootless clean water. Later, the two of them just wanted to feel the pleasure of pouring a bucket of water into the Buddha tank, and the time when they walked in front of Fang Zheng and the lone wolf. The feeling of holding your head high! Especially the fat man, when passing by the lone wolf, he would twist his fat butt at the lone wolf, and return the taunt he made when he went up the mountain.