Chapter 500 Master ** Flower Art! 【Subscribe】
Chapter 500 Master Flower Art! 【Subscribe】
Sun Qiancheng said: "I also support it. To be honest, every time I go out and come back with gifts, I have to keep accounts. If I lose too much, I have to find a reason to drink. The more you do, the more you get poorer, and you never know when it will be the end. I think, just today, respond to Abbot Fangzheng's call, and let's stop here and stop doing this in the future, okay?"
"I support it!" Song Ergou yelled: "If you want to say a loss, I must be the one who loses! Before, the family didn't even have a sow, and they couldn't collect the money they wanted to accept the cubs."
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately laughed.
Song Ergou continued: "Although I was not very good in the past, I have never been left behind with the ceremony, have I? Every household has followed up? To be honest, at that time, I had a swollen face to pretend to be fat, and I couldn't drink for a week after returning home with the ceremony. Take a sip of wine, that day is not a human life at all."
"You got it! You come with a gift of one hundred, and the whole family will eat for three days and drink your wine for a month." Sun Qiancheng scolded with a smile.
Song Ergou blushed and said: "Don't talk about the past, I am now a model soldier in our village! Whoever refuses to accept it, sweep the road for comparison!"
Everyone laughs again...
Seeing that everyone expressed their opinions one after another, Wang Yougui finally stood up and said: "Since everyone agrees, let me say a few words. To be honest, it is difficult for me to be the village chief. You guys are messing around every day. I just ran away for this wedding and wedding. Many people said that I am a red and white village head. But they don’t know that my red and white village head is also a poor village head. I will give you all the money... Then I can’t do anything The banquet, if it is too big, you have to be investigated! It’s just a mess, and it’s a mess. Today I also have a thick face, please, please let me go, don’t accept this bird’s feather gift money in the future. Let’s, who There is a good thing at home, one person will bring some wine and food over there, get together and have a good time eating him, okay?"
"Okay!" Everyone responded one after another.
Seeing this, the squirrel lay next to Fangzheng's ear and said, "Master, you are still the best, with a big face!"
Fangzheng's old face turned black, and the lone wolf flattered him: "What does it mean to be big? This is called Degao, everyone give me face!"
Fangzheng smiled wryly and said, "You guys are thinking too much. Although the poor monk has some virtues, it still doesn't change the general environment. The reason why there is such a result today is entirely the result of various factors colliding. The big family in the village is second only to the Wang family. They took the lead and the others followed. In addition, everyone was overwhelmed by this degenerate evil, and was moved by the kindness of Yang Hua and Wang Yunfeng's family. The combination of factors suppressed the vulgarity. Therefore, the poor monks did not do anything today, they just suppressed the vulgarity with the kindness in their hearts."
The monkey nodded beside him and said, "Amitabha, you are so good."
Boom!
Red Boy punched the monkey: "You stupid monkey, you understand what you're doing, you're just pretending."
"Evil does not overwhelm righteousness, even a powerful demon king has to cook for me." The monkey was not angry, but said proudly.
Red Boy rolled his eyes, he really wanted to beat this stupid monkey to death, which pot would not be opened and which pot should be lifted...
"Hey, that's all right, let's hurry up, Yang Hua is the number one local tyrant in our village, the chef invited from the county town, tsk tsk, I have to try my handicraft." Song Ergou barked.
"Yeah, hehe, Yang Huaguang bought more than 30 chickens and soft-shelled turtles. I'm drooling. Don't stand here and brag to you. It's important to eat." Sun Qiancheng laughed.
"The soft-shelled turtle is good, it's good, I'm going to eat the soft-shelled turtle." Wang Yougui booed.
"Let's go, let's eat." Chen Jin also shouted, and everyone took their seats in a noisy manner.
But Fangzheng was in a bit of a dilemma. It was obvious that today was a feast of meat, so it was hard for him to say anything!
At this moment, Yang Ping ran over and said, "Abbot Fangzheng, please sit over there. There is a table specially prepared for you and a few people who believe in Buddhism and eat vegetarian food. Don't worry, my brother bought a set for you. Brand new pots and pans, when the time comes, there will be a special chef to cook for you, and there will be absolutely no meat or fish." Yang Ping assured, patting his chest.
Hearing Yang Hua's arrangement, Fangzheng was also moved and thanked repeatedly.
Taking advantage of no one, the monkey asked: "Master, are we so particular? In this case, won't it be troublesome to go down the mountain?"
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "It's the mind, not the thing. In fact, we can cook with an ordinary pot. As long as there is no meat, and you don't want meat in your heart, you are quitting. Instead, you deliberately pursue these things, and you have failed."
"Master, why didn't you tell Master Yang?" Hong Haier asked.
Fangzheng smiled and said, "The benefactor is kind and has already prepared everything, so what are you talking about? Just know what you're doing."
Red Boy, Monkey, Squirrel, and Lone Wolf nodded along.
Not long after, the food started to be served. Yang Hua jumped onto a temporary high platform and began to speak: "Hi everyone, I am not a leader, so I don't have much to say. In a word, I, Yang Hua, have a son. I am happy." Everyone eat and drink well! Now, eat and drink! After eating and drinking enough, follow me to the stage in the school square to watch the two-person dance! Zhao Wu leads the team, it is definitely a good show!"
"Okay!" Everyone cheered up when they heard it, and applauded. This Zhao Wu, Fang Zheng also knew that the people in these ten miles and eight villages could be regarded as two-person celebrities, and he led a team to rush around and perform. But Fangzheng didn't watch that show much. When I was young, Zen Master Yizhi refused to let me go. When I grew up, I heard it once, and rolled back to the mountain with a flushed face, and read Buddhist scriptures for several days. Since then, I haven't seen Erren Zhuan again...
As Yang Ping said, Yang Hua prepared a full set of vegetarian dishes for Fangzheng, all the dishes were not sloppy at all, the chef made them himself, and the dishes were very beautiful. As for the taste...
Fangzheng only took one bite!
When he took the second bite, he saw a fat butt facing him, grabbing the fried cake in the bowl, and stuffing it into his mouth desperately! That hair, so unattractive, is naturally a squirrel.
Fangzheng looked at this embarrassing thing, directly brought some shredded potatoes over, and said with a smile: "Jingkuan, eat this, it tastes good."
The squirrel raised its head, looked at the golden food in Fangzheng's hand, nodded repeatedly, opened its mouth wide, and Fangzheng stuffed the shredded potatoes into it. Then I saw the squirrel chewing happily, and then the small eyes changed from amazement, to consternation, and finally to anxiety, and then ran to pick the candy in his mouth...
On the other hand, the monkey is eating slowly, but this guy is secretly putting the fruit from the fruit platter into his pocket...
The lone wolf is the most comfortable, lying on the ground, with a large bowl of food, his head can't be pulled out, and his buttocks are sticking out, facing Fangzheng! Fangzheng looked at the chrysanthemum, sighed, and poked it with chopsticks...
Woohoo!
Lone Wolf sat on the ground, looking at Fangzheng with an aggrieved expression.