Chapter 93 Carried Away... 【Favorite】

Fangzheng is not an idiot, and he can surf the Internet at ordinary times. Recently, when discussing the hot sub-health issue, he certainly knows that Li Fengxian is talking nonsense, and he is just pretending to be stupid. He wanted to see what this woman was up to.

Fangzheng asked: "Uh, if you dare to ask the benefactor, where is my sub-health mainly concentrated? And what should I do?"

"Your main reason is that your virtual fire is strong, and you need to vent the fire." Li Fengxian said solemnly, but his eyes were almost on fire.

Fangzheng was stunned, the false fire was strong? What is this?

Immediately, Li Fengxian imitated the appearance of a great fortune-teller, and said with a face of an expert: "Little monk, let me ask you, do you feel very uncomfortable when you wake up in the morning with a hot belly?"

Fangzheng blushed and nodded slightly.

"Hey! This little monk can still blush! Haha... the skin is so white, and this redness is like an apple, he really is a little virgin." Li Fengxian laughed in his heart, the more he looked at Fangzheng, the more amusing and cute he felt, and continued to fool around. : "That's right, the virtual fire is strong, and it can't be vented. It accumulates over time and naturally feels uncomfortable. Little monk, do you want to treat it?"

Fangzheng is not a fool. Hearing this, he immediately understood! I thought I would meet a female benefactor, but instead I met Lone Wolf's cousin, a pervert!

Fangzheng said in his heart: "Sure enough, even pretty women are unreliable. In the future, I still have to find a girl next door to marry, be sure..." But he said: "Amitabha, if you want to offer incense and make a wish, please come inside. If nothing happens, the poor monk will not accompany you."

He wants to return to vulgarity, he just wants to change his way of life!

As soon as Fangzheng left, Li Fengxian's heart was broken. He was too anxious and scared the little monk away.

However, Li Fengxian had an idea and shouted: "Oh, my blood sugar is low, my head is so dizzy, my head..."

Fangzheng turned his head, just in time to see Li Fengxian fainted, lying there motionless.

Seeing this, Fangzheng sighed, and thought to himself: "This female benefactor doesn't know which tendon is wrong. What kind of trick is this playing? Which family's child pretends to be dizzy and secretly tickles... That little trick Do you really think the poor monk can’t see it?”

However, Fangzheng also didn't want to get confused with Li Fengxian. Firstly, he didn't want to, secondly, he was afraid of karma, thirdly, he was afraid that the evaluation score would be lowered, which would affect his later income, and fourthly, he was afraid that he would return to vulgarity in the foreseeable future. So Fangzheng lifted his leg and left.

Li Fengxian glanced at Fangzheng secretly, and said in his heart: "This stupid monk, I am already like this, and I don't know how to take the opportunity to hug, kiss, or even touch... The pinhole camera has been adjusted, and it turned out to be useless. .Come on, wait a minute, maybe this little monk is trying to test me. I don’t believe it. With my beauty, I might not be able to deal with a little monk..."

Li Fengxian thought wildly, and waited for a long time, but Fangzheng did not come out. The mink fur coat can only protect the upper body, and the lower body is really cold lying on the cold ground. As time goes on, it gets colder and colder...

"Hmph, little bald donkey is more patient than me, isn't it? I'm just going to waste time with you, and see if you can't move me in the end!" Li Fengxian's heart was ruthless, and there was deep stubbornness in his eyes.

But at this moment, Fangzheng was warming up by the fire in the backyard, and the lone wolf ran over from time to time to report the situation.

"Hey, this woman is really, obviously not dizzy, if she insists on pretending to be dizzy, she is very sick. Forget it, she likes to lie down, so let her lie down. You go and watch, if she can't take it anymore, go away, You tell me." After Fangzheng finished speaking, the lone wolf flicked his tail and went out, Fangzheng added: "If you freeze, you can also notify me."

As time passed by, Li Fengxian's gums trembled from the cold, and it seemed that he could not bear it anymore and was about to get up.

As a result, there was a sound of footsteps, and Li Fengxian's heart moved: "Here we come! Haha... Sure enough, that little monk can't survive me, hehe, let's see if you hug me this time! As long as you dare to hug me, I will follow the trend Go up, come down with a few shots, hum... the task is completed, take the money and leave! Smelly monk, play by yourself! Hey, why is the direction of the footsteps wrong, there are still a bit too many..."

"Fangzheng, what's the matter? Who fainted?" Song Ergou's voice came from outside the gate, and then Song Ergou and Yang Hua ran in.

When Li Fengxian heard this, he became anxious and cursed in his heart: "This dead monk, he hasn't come here for so long, so he called for someone! No way, I can't wait any longer, get up quickly! Oh... my feet are numb... "

When Li Fengxian moved, his feet were sore and numb, and his whole body was sluggish. He didn't get up. He opened his eyes and saw Fangzheng walking slowly in white clothes. The female benefactor fainted for some unknown reason, and asked the two to help her get down the mountain for treatment."

"Oh, Fangzheng, don't do this, it makes my skin crawl." Yang Hua smiled wryly.

Song Ergou quit: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fangzheng is now the presiding abbot, so of course he has to speak differently. I think this is very good... Besides, Fangzheng has won over a large group of literati. Is it normal for a person who speaks politely?"

Fangzheng helped him change his face and start a new life. Song Ergou is now living an extremely nourishing life, feeling more comfortable than his previous life. The feeling of being praised by everyone is like being a hero. Naturally, Fangzheng was extremely grateful and spoke to Fangzheng everywhere.

Fangzheng heard the words, smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, but let's save her first. Look, she can't even get up."

Yang Hua saw that it was indeed the case, so he hurriedly greeted Song Ergou, and the two spread out the sheets they had brought up, and went down the mountain while Li Fengxian shouted all the way: "I'm fine, let me down."

Fangzheng looked at the backs of several people, clasped his hands together, smiled slightly at Li Fengxian, and proclaimed a Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"

Li Fengxian gritted her teeth and stared at Fangzheng. She knew that this monk must have seen something, and deliberately sent her down the mountain! Gritting her teeth angrily, there was nothing she could do, now was not the time to tear herself apart with Fang Zheng. But in this first round, she was considered defeated, so she could only think of other ways. As for now, stay here with peace of mind, she is indeed froze, her toes are numb from the cold and she loses consciousness, let's go down the mountain to get warmer.

After sending Li Fengxian away, Fangzheng frowned. He didn't think it was a coincidence. This Li Fengxian didn't seem to come to pay homage to the Buddha, but rather to moles him, but what's the use of molesting him? It seems that Fangzheng is the only one who benefits...

After thinking about it, Fangzheng didn't think of one, two, three, so he simply didn't think about it. As long as he keeps the Buddha's heart, he doesn't care about ghosts and monsters! The body is not afraid of the shadow slanting!

PS: Well, some friends are waiting to see the update in the middle of the night, so it’s better to post another chapter. We can't let everyone wait in vain.