Chapter 97 The Divine Posture

In the real world, there is a city in the continent of Europe called Brussels.

There is a famous and extraordinary attraction in Brussels - the statue of the little angel who pees!

It is rumored that this little angel bravely pissed off the fuse of the explosives, thus saving the whole city, became a hero, and was engraved as a statue to remember.

The current capital of the King of Steel, at the entrance of the library.

There is also a statue of a little angel in a similar pose~ oh, no, the statue of an archangel is taking shape!

He was wearing a helmet, so he couldn't see his face clearly, his head was lowered slightly, his body was slightly bowed, his hands were on his waist, his legs were slightly bent, protruding the indescribable place, and he looked very similar to that little angel!

that is……

It's too fucking embarrassing, okay!

Xiao Yu looked at the statue with a dark face: "Fortunately, they didn't see my indescribable things, and my pants are still intact. No, wouldn't it be like this..."

"No, this kind of thing that violates the image and mood of the protector of my Dagangdu Kingdom... must be rectified!"

Xiao Yu squatted on the toilet silently remembering the time.

Next to the statue, a small mustache official was looking at the statue proudly.

This is because he visited the survivors everywhere during this period, as well as the officers and soldiers who had climbed the city wall at that time, after many comparisons and various studies.

Only then can it be deduced what kind of posture the great protector of the kingdom used to save the library from the raging fire.

No, it should be the capital that saved the entire kingdom!

That downpour, and the fire-extinguishing rain in the library must have all come from the magic of the protector of the great kingdom!

Believe it or not, this official certainly believed it. He had already planned to repair the statue, and he would carve these words on the statue platform after some embellishment.

Although during this period, some bold people secretly asked, my lord, is the posture of this statue a bit strange?

Naturally, the official sternly pointed out the other party's vulgarity and shallow knowledge.

This was the real gesture made by the protector of the kingdom back then, and it indeed caused heavy rain to extinguish the flames.

This is true!

This shows that this posture must be some kind of sacred ceremony full of mysterious power!

"Those soil turtles!" The little official raised his mustache and snorted coldly, "How can we understand the sacred gesture from the protector of the kingdom?"

"Huh?"

Not long after, when the mustache official was still intoxicated in his own fantasy world, he rode over.

A knight stopped in front of the official with a blank expression, and flung out a scroll with a snap.

"Hiss...it's the king's order!" The official trembled when he saw the scroll cover.

Fearing that he might have done something wrong, he quickly opened the scroll, and upon seeing it, his eyes froze.

"how so?"

"Your Excellency..." The official's mustache had just drooped, and suddenly it turned up again.

He slapped his head:

"Oh! Sure enough, I was negligent!"

"This posture is a sacred ceremony for the protector of the kingdom, and it is an inviolable gesture!"

"How can I let him watch for those who don't understand?"

"Change, it really should be changed!"

Xiao Yu didn't know that Gangdu Kingdom also had people with big brains who became his admirers.

After he resolved the internal emergency, he first asked them to inform the King of Steel City, Enrique, at the nearest post station, asking him to rectify the statue immediately.

After that, Xiao Yu drove the electric tricycle back to his hometown without stopping.

Back home, when Xiao Yu was taking a bath, he frowned slightly and felt a bit of burning pain.

"The chest is hurt." Xiao Yu touched the red marks on his chest.

"Fortunately, we have upgraded our own defense system this time, and added domestic protective panels."

"Otherwise I won't suffer a big loss?" Xiao Yu thought for a while but shook his head again: "That's not right, if I hadn't been full of confidence in my defense, how could I have run to lead the battle!"

After summing up the gains and losses, Xiao Yu processed some orders first, then ran out to mail the statues out one by one, went to the receiving point on the way, and brought back the online shopping goods that had been mailed in the past few days.

After counting, Xiao Yu felt that the firework cannons were actually very useful. The reason why Eagle City was not powerful was because of the quantity.

Thinking about the shocking scene of thousands of guns firing, Xiao Yu turned on the computer, found the fireworks factory that he ordered last time, and pre-ordered a large number of firecrackers directly from the manufacturer.

The receptionist of the manufacturer is also often involved in the planning of events in the city.

Thinking that Xiao Yu was purchased by an event planning company, she enthusiastically recommended the industry their factory recently entered, a small version of a long-barreled cannon imitating the 19th century Europa style.

This long-barreled cannon has three wheels, which is easy to move and has special fixing devices to fix it everywhere.

After being fixed, it can be used as a fort for launching fireworks shells with special firework shells, creating a spectacular scene of thousands of artillery fires, which is very suitable for those who want to engage in publicity activities.

Xiao Yu watched the test video sent by the other party, and ordered ten long-barrel cannons and a hundred fireworks shells to match.

The fireworks bombs that Xiao Yu bought were all the best and most expensive ones.

It is said that it can shoot nearly 200 meters into the sky, so that a wide range of guests can see the gorgeous fireworks that exploded.

When this kind of firework bomb explodes, the temperature reaches more than 1,000 degrees, which is the temperature that can melt aluminum sheets and other metals to produce different colors.

Xiao Yu reckoned that if he released this kind of fireworks bomb in Lilliputian, then every shot would be a first-level witchcraft explosion fireball.

Firework bombs may not be as good as explosive fireballs in terms of explosion and damage, but in terms of range and explosion range...let alone the first-level witchcraft, even the second-level fire-type witchcraft can't compare!

The fireworks sprayed by the fireworks are said to be able to cover a distance of 100 meters!

After Xiao Yu placed an order, because they were all in stock, the shipment was arranged immediately.

When Xiao Yu was planning to go out to corrupt again, he suddenly realized...that he had no money again!

"Fortunately, no debts!" ​​Xiao Yu muttered to himself: "And when they receive the goods and the follow-up funds are in place, I will be rich again!"

"Before... let's eat instant noodles and ham sausage with the little griffin!"

…………

When Xiao Yu was arming himself.

The capital of the Kingdom of Feilan.

The atmosphere is very depressing.

The citizens of the royal capital, who were hit head-on when their patriotic enthusiasm just rose, many of them huddled together at home and cried bitterly.

There are also those who are bold enough to besiege the embassy of the Gangdu Kingdom, clamoring to pull out all the people of the Gangdu Kingdom in the embassy and hang them to death!

There are also many soldiers who swear an oath in the square that they will not surrender to the death!

Accompanied by various noises outside the palace, the defeated soldiers released by Xiao Yu entered the palace and were received by His Majesty the King.

In the main hall, the king and ministers first asked about the details of the Battle of the Eagles, and then fell silent.

These remnants of the defeated warriors brought the giant's message.

What he wants are rare materials and the recognition of his status as a strong man.

From the current point of view, if these things can guarantee the safety of the capital, it is not unacceptable.

The ministers looked at the king.

This is a generation of heroes that is rare in the Feilan Kingdom in a hundred years!

"Summon the special envoy of Gangdu Kingdom." The king was silent for a long time and finally spoke:

"I want to meet the Protector of the Kingdom."