340 This Is the Bus to Kindergarten

"In other words, you prefer petty women to noble and great saints?"

"Saints are meant to be respected..."

Of course, if you can train the saint to be the type you like, it will have a different flavor.

Tang Hao secretly had unrealistic fantasies, and said: "As for being petty, it depends on what kind of pettiness you are. If you care about everything no matter what, it will be more annoying. As for what you just said Every blemish must be reported. I think this is normal. Normal people will want to take revenge after being beaten. The only question is whether they have the ability to do so. Anyone who is hit on the left cheek and stretches out the right cheek to be beaten is not a saint. Just silly."

"Besides, as a vulgar face control person, I am very tolerant of beautiful women. As long as they are not particularly annoying, I will usually treat it as nothing happened. Therefore, for someone as petty as you, I don't think... It’s quite cute.”

Being praised for being cute in person, even Yu Ji couldn't help but blush slightly.

But soon, probably in order to cover up the shame in his heart, his face quickly turned cold, "I am tolerant of beautiful women. In other words, if I look ugly, I won't be very tolerant, right?"

"No, no, no, your premise is wrong." Tang Hao immediately shook his head, "If you were ugly, I wouldn't have been able to save you on that day more than two thousand years ago, so naturally it wouldn't be possible. It’s no longer tolerant.”

"You are quite honest. I thought you would say that no matter how ugly you become, I will still like you as always."

"That...that's too contrary to your will. Even if I dare to say it, you may not dare to believe it. After all, I just said it, I'm just a beauty-controller with low desires."

"Okay, then ignore this premise. If... I mean if, if one day I become old and lose my beauty, will you dump me?"

"I think you have a problem today. Why are you talking about impossible what-ifs?" Tang Hao frowned, "You are the elf who created the world. You are immortal and have lived for at least thousands or even tens of thousands of years, right? A It’s possible that an old woman with a five-digit age is still so supple and beautiful now, and there is no possibility that her beauty will fade with age, and the premise is wrong again.”

"Who do you think is the old lady?"

Yu Ji's eyes widened and she grabbed Tang Hao's collar as a threat.

"Uh, wait a minute! I'm just telling the truth. Didn't you praise me for being honest just now? Why do you get angry again when I tell the truth now and bully honest people?"

"Be honest, I think you just deliberately took this opportunity to hurt me!"

"No...nothing, you think too much. Also, a woman who cares about such things will be annoying."

"Really?" Yu Ji smiled playfully, "But didn't you just say that women who are petty are quite cute? So now that I'm petty, don't you think it's cute?"

"Well, although she does look cute when she smiles..." Yu Ji didn't seriously want to hit him, Tang Hao's hands immediately became dishonest, and he climbed up her body while talking, because Yu Ji's clothes were relatively revealing It's so big that it almost looks like it's not wearing any clothes at the back. It feels like satin and is extremely smooth. He can't help but make him wonder, "It would be even cuter if I could give you some more benefits..."

The corners of Yu Ji's eyebrows suddenly twitched, and her face turned a little red. She gritted her teeth and said, "Are all men thinking with their lower bodies?"

Tang Hao immediately shook his head, "I don't know about other men, but I have always relied on my upper body to think. However, it is normal for a beauty to be active with her lower body, and... although I don't know why you asked those questions just now, but I think my answer is quite good, so, I mean... I hope you can express your opinion on this answer sheet, it shouldn't be too much to ask for, right?"

As he spoke, Tang Hao took advantage of the situation and hugged Yu Ji closer.

Yu Ji struggled a little, but not strongly. Even the strength of pinching Tang Hao's collar became weaker, and she seemed to be refusing to welcome him. Then when she saw Tang Hao looking at her, her eyes I couldn't help shaking a few times, and then slowly closed it.

When Tang Hao saw her, he immediately hugged her over and fell down on the grass. At the same time, their mouths were tightly pressed together.

After all, this was not the first time, and because of the embarrassing experience last time, Tang Hao kissed more carefully. Even when his tongue penetrated the other person's mouth, it was not so intense, as gentle as a turbulent stream. of tasting.

However, the hands holding Yu Ji's body were harder. This soft and boneless body seemed to have fatal magic power, attracting Tang Hao everywhere. With the continuous caressing and hugging, his body gradually changed. Gotta get hot.

Yu Ji's slight gasp could also be heard in her ears.

Although at first, Yu Ji passively accepted Tang Hao's attacks, but as Tang Hao's groping became more and more excessive, she seemed to be a little emotional, hugging Tang Hao with her backhand, and actively kissed him.

Although Yu Ji has lived for tens of thousands of years, she does not have much more experience in this kind of thing than Tang Hao. It can even be said that she is a complete novice, with jerky movements and even her hands and feet being a little stiff. But these two novices acted extremely devoted, as if they completely ignored the time and occasion, and devoted themselves wholeheartedly to the sweet kiss, rolling around on the grass.

I don’t know how much time passed before my lips parted.

Tang Hao raised his head and realized that the two of them had unknowingly exchanged positions. Yu Ji was lying limply on the grass, her face flushed, her eyes filled with mist, and even her breathing became a little short.

Tang Hao couldn't help it. He had clearly felt the changes in his body, and he felt an impatience.

But he gritted his teeth and finally suppressed the impulse.

It’s not because of the outdated tradition of leaving the first time on the wedding night, but because the time and place are wrong. Although according to Yu Ji’s current emotional state, even if she is left on the spot, there shouldn’t be too much trouble. It's a big problem, and field battles have a different flavor, but the location where the two of them are at the moment is not too far away from the banquet venue. If someone suddenly runs over, or something comes out of the gap, wouldn't it be embarrassing? .

It won't be embarrassing, and it may even scare you into impotence.

After all, it's the first time for both parties, so it shouldn't be so casual.

"Kiss me again." Tang Hao lowered his head and said softly.

Yu Ji's eyes flickered, then she closed her eyes and kissed him actively.

Ten minutes later...

"Well... the taste just now was not exciting enough. Try it again."

Ten minutes later...

"The impression is still not deep enough, try again."

Another ten minutes later...

"How many times has it been?" Yu Ji asked with a blushing face.

"Who knows, anyway, no one will bother you, so let's just keep kissing and treat it as practice." After saying that, Tang Hao held Yu Ji's body in his arms and kissed her red lips again.

I don't know how many times it was, and they didn't want to end it. They both seemed to want to kiss until eternity, and they finally gave up until their tongues became numb.

Tang Hao was sitting on the grass, and Yu Ji was sitting in his arms, with her back against his chest, her head tilted, half of her cheek resting on his shoulder, squinting her eyes and looking into the distance, enjoying the comfortable time.

The breeze blew, and her black hair rolled like waves, passing over Tang Hao's nose, and a faint fragrance came from it.

Tang Hao sniffed gently, hugged Yu Ji's body tighter, then lowered his head to her ear and asked in a low voice: "Do you like Gensokyo?"

"It's okay." Yu Ji closed her eyes and replied calmly, "I can't say I like it, nor can I say I hate it, but this is a paradise for monsters and aliens. It seems to be true, even for beings like me. , if you live here, you probably won’t be chased by humans... Do you want me to stay here?"

"I don't care. Anyway, the distance in the world doesn't exist for me. Just do as you like."

"Then you still ask me?"

"I'm just asking casually, and... I may have to live in Gensokyo for a while. Anyway, you are an idler in Chaldea with nothing to do. If you don't hate it, you can stay here temporarily after the banquet. We can Go stay at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, it’s a big place and the rooms are big too..."

Yu Ji opened her eyes, raised her head and glared at him, "Are you planning some evil idea?"

"No idea. I'm just making a legitimate request."

"Not satisfied with your desires?"

"Well... you have to know that it is very difficult to suppress a man's physiological impulse. Only a strong-willed man like me can resist your temptation. If it were another man, I would probably I can’t wait to take off my pants, so... you know.”

"Hmph, you said you don't think with your lower body!"

"I can't think with my lower body."

"..."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Yu Ji suddenly spoke, "You asked me to stay, so what can you promise me?"

"What do you want me to promise you?"

"Shouldn't you say this? It's not sincere."

"Well... let me think about it... I have 800 million..."

"I don't want your 800 million!"

"Then... until death do you and me part."

Wow!

After Tang Hao finished speaking, a gust of wind blew up, causing Yu Ji's long hair to swing wildly, and the hair was thrown into Tang Hao's face, making him couldn't help but yawn a few times.

"The wind is a bit noisy today." Tang Hao said in a deep voice.

"Yeah……"

"etc!"

"What?"

"You should say: But the wind seems to make me cry a little bit."

"Why?"

"Don't ask so many questions. Just follow what you say. Try it again... The wind is a bit noisy today."

"Okay...but the wind seems to be a little bit like crying."

Got it!

So next...

Tang Hao quickly turned his head.

On the hillside, Roman ran over quickly holding a piece of strawberry cake. As soon as he saw Tang Hao, he shouted: "Tang Hao, it's not good, the fighting is getting fierce over there, go and break up the fight!" "