You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

466 You Are the only One Who Is Not the Safe Childbirth Type

Due to the arrival of Tang Hao's mother, the atmosphere in the villa suddenly became tense. Several girls felt guilty. After all, this was considered a partnership to deceive others. Not to mention Yukino, who was not good at socializing, even Miyamori Aoi and the others have never experienced such a scene.

Although Mrs. Tang was just an ordinary rural woman, and she could be said to be a thief when it came to corporate animations and other matters, she still had some people who were gossiping and watching things. The more she looked at her, the more suspicious she became, so she found an opportunity to take Tang Hao with her. After going out and seeing no one around, he said.

"Son, tell me honestly, who are those girls to you?"

"Employees in my company, don't you already know that?" Tang Hao was shocked but not confused, and said with a smile, "Miyamori Aoi was my classmate in college, and Sakaki Shizuka and Yasuhara Ema were her friends in Japan. , specially asked to help me. Kato Megumi and Yukino are my schoolmates, and Hiyori Ichika is Asuna’s cousin. We are actually familiar with each other, but since it is an official company, of course they are employees. .”

"Employee, you are a ghost!" Mrs. Tom said with disdain, "Don't treat your mother and me as fools. Even if a person starts a business from scratch, he can only recruit his own relatives and friends. There is no reason why they are all foreigners. Don't you As soon as the company was opened, it immediately became... internationalized?"

"And those two girls named Shizuka Sakaki and Ema Yasuhara, they can't even speak Chinese, came to China to help you open a company, I believe you are evil!"

"They... are still learning..."

Tang Hao looked embarrassed.

Although Miyamori Aoi and Kato Megumi cannot speak Chinese, they have automatic translation in the chat room and can easily communicate with anyone. However, the same cannot be said for Shizuka Sakaki and Ema Yasuhara. They speak fluent Japanese. But for Tom, it is no different from Martian text.

Indeed, this lie was so full of loopholes that even if it were him, he would never believe it.

"And this house..." Mrs. Tom walked forward and looked around, "Although your mother is indeed not very knowledgeable, she is still somewhat intelligent. Before, you said that you rented it because of Xiaona's relationship. I was still half-convinced. , but now it seems that those words must have been a lie to me, right?"

"this one……"

Tang Hao scratched his head, hesitating and unable to speak. His former eloquence seemed to have completely disappeared, and he became like a mute. This situation would have been almost fooled by Shirou Amakusa who had been deceived by him. People who doubt life will probably vomit blood if they see it.

"Okay, okay." Mrs. Tom waved her hand, "I don't care about your company or how you got this house. I just want to ask you, son, are you doing anything illegal?"

"No, absolutely not!"

"It's fine if you don't have it." Upon hearing Tang Hao's quick agreement, Mrs. Tang was relieved, and then sighed, "I can no longer understand the world of you young people. As long as you don't do those crimes. I'm too lazy to say anything more about the matter. Anyway, your life is your own, and I'm not living it for you. As for those girls just now..."

Tang Hao's heart skipped a beat again.

Mrs. Tang also frowned, "This is also a troublesome thing. When relatives come to visit during the holidays, your cousins ​​will ask me, aunt, aunt, who does brother Tang Hao have?" How many girlfriends do you have? How should I answer?"

Tang Hao suddenly burst into tears, "What girlfriends, Xiaona is the only one, isn't it?"

"I believe your lies!" Mrs. Tom rolled her eyes at him, "You and those girls all lived in the same room, and you went to such great lengths to work together to lie to me. It doesn’t matter, I won’t believe it to my death! Even if I’m not your girlfriend yet, according to me, she’s not far off.”

"That's not true. Besides, Xiaona is not here, how could I find another girlfriend in front of her?"

"Then how do I know what you think? It is said that men become bad when they are rich. I think this sentence is suitable for you. As for Xiaona, she is a Japanese woman after all..." Tom said The deputy said with an expression that was very familiar to Japanese women, "It is said that in Japan, women's social status is much lower than that of men. When husbands find mistresses to keep mistresses, women dare not tell them about it. When their husbands come home, they have to do their best. I served you as hard as I could, with a sense of resignation."

Tang Hao was stunned, "Where did you hear this?"

"That's how it's done on TV!"

"..."

Tang Hao was speechless, okay, it's eight o'clock.

Then, Mrs. Tom sighed again, "Besides, Xiaona is a child with a gentle personality and a well-behaved character. At first glance, she looks like the kind of woman who won't get into trouble. Even if she is really jealous, she probably just keeps it in her heart. And just now She also helped you lie to me, obviously her heart is with you, you can’t let her down.”

"Okay, I won't let her down." Tang Hao nodded. Can he still say no at this time?

"This is what you said. I will remember it. If you let me know that you bully Xiaona in the future, I will not deal with you."

"Why should I bully her when I have nothing to do..."

"That's good, then this matter will end here, so that you don't think I'm nagging." Mrs. Tang nodded. Just when Tang Hao thought that the raid would finally end smoothly, he heard something again in his ears. , "By the way, let's bring those girls home during the Chinese New Year this year."

"Huh?" Tang Hao was startled, what does this mean?

"What are you talking about?" Tom suddenly hit his shoulder and whispered, "Don't think that your mother and I are the kind of person who doesn't know how to adapt. You have so many good friends that even Xiaona doesn't care. Well, of course I can’t say anything, but being a human being has to have a beginning and an end.”

"I saw those girls just now. They are good-looking and simple-hearted. They are not the kind of women who come to you just for money. I don't know what blessings you accumulated in your previous life. You have chosen such a good girl. Yes, but since they followed you, you have to be responsible, so we took them home together during the Chinese New Year, so that we can have a good get-together as a family so as not to wrong them."

"No..." Tang Hao was confused. What does this have to do with you?

Before Tang Hao could explain, Mrs. Tang said to herself, "But to be honest, although the bad things you did are not good for Xiaona, I am still very happy as a mother. After all, you have more wives." , I can also have my grandson earlier. At my age, I don’t ask for a fortune, I just want to have my grandson as soon as possible. In the coming year, if you can give me seven or eight grandsons, my family will live in harmony. Even if you break the sky outside, I won't bother to care about you."

Do you think those seven or eight grandsons are stallions?

Tang Hao couldn't laugh or cry immediately, but he hadn't noticed it before. He didn't expect his mother to be so open-minded. Or is it that in the hearts of old people, having grandchildren is always the top priority?

"That's right." Suddenly, Mrs. Tang seemed to remember something again, and asked Tang Hao, "Although Mom doesn't care how many women you are looking for outside, why are all the girls you are looking for Japanese?"

Because it's a Japanese anime... Tang Hao thought to himself.

Of course, he said perfunctorily, "What's wrong with the Japanese?"

"Japanese...I don't really care. After all, the times are different now, and your dad and I don't have that kind of old-fashioned thinking. But in the generation above us, your grandfather and your grandfather's brothers, They all experienced the Anti-Japanese War, if you let them know that the wives you are looking for are all Japanese, they may have some ideas."

"It doesn't matter." Tang Hao smiled and said smoothly, "Actually, my wife is Chinese, and she is a very lucky Chinese. Even her name is familiar to you..."

Although she speaks Japanese most of the time and is older than you... Tang Hao continued in his heart.

"What! Xiaona is Chinese?"

"..."

Tang Hao was talking about Yu Ji, but obviously Tang Mu didn't understand the meaning.

However, Tang Hao didn't bother to explain. If he really said that his wife was the Yu Concubine from Farewell My Concubine, I'm afraid my mother would still think that there was something wrong with his brain. Even if she really believed him, it would just explain the ins and outs of this. It takes at least half a day to find out the pulse, and you even need to learn more about what the Moon Shape World is.

It’s not like he was in a panic!

"Xiao Na is not Chinese. In fact, what I want to say is..." Tang Hao quickly organized the words in his mind, "I know that the older generation has some ideas about Japanese people, and although I know many Japanese people, I also Doing anti-Japanese things.”

"Are you also resisting the Japanese?" Mrs. Tang was suddenly startled and looked at Tang Hao carefully. She couldn't help but wonder to herself, could it be that her son had got on the hook of the government and had a career similar to that of a special commissioner, working for the country? That's why he suddenly became very strong and even found a girlfriend from abroad.

"Yes." Tang Hao nodded and said seriously, "Mom, you may not know that the problem of low birthrate in Japan is very serious. Many families even have no offspring, and I know many girls from Japan who brought them If you go to China, it will be more difficult for Japanese men to find wives. If Japanese men cannot marry wives, they will not be able to have children. If they cannot have children, Japan's population will decrease. Japan's population will decrease, and its industry will fall behind. Once its industry falls behind, , Japan's finances will be in crisis, and when Japan's finances can't turn over, and American dad doesn't help them, then they can only ask China for help. By then, Japan will become China's Japan City, or even just Japan. It’s a matter of time... Look, isn’t this equivalent of me resisting Japan?”

"..."

Tom was stunned. Such a theory was so unheard of that she almost believed it.

Snapped!

Then, she smiled and patted Tang Hao's body, "So, you are still an anti-Japanese hero? You kid, you are becoming more and more eloquent. No wonder such an outstanding child as Xiaona was deceived by you. ...Forget it, since you have your own ideas, I won't say anything more. After all, this is your business alone. It has not yet risen to the level of the country. Even if the older generation is unhappy, it doesn't matter to us. Just don’t say it.”

"That's right. I didn't want to say it originally."

"So, those girls just now are indeed your girlfriends."

"No, I didn't say that..."

"Just keep making it up."

Mrs. Tang chuckled, obviously not believing Tang Hao's denial, but whether it was true or false, she had no intention of pursuing the question any further. Instead, she began to seriously comment on the women she had already designated as prospective daughters-in-law. They also said that Kato Megumi and Miyamori Aoi were both safe delivery types and suitable for childbirth... In short, Tang Hao was quite speechless after hearing this.

When she returned to the so-called company, Mrs. Tom's attitude towards the girls became much more enthusiastic. Every move she made was as if she was looking at her future daughter-in-law. She even looked at the girls' bellies and butts from time to time. Then there are the breasts.

The belly and butt are the conditions for fertility, but whether the child can grow healthily after birth depends on whether the milk is sufficient, and this lies in the breasts.

She looked at them one by one, and most of them were quite satisfied, but when she saw Yukino, her expression was a little regretful.

This woman has a slender figure and flat breasts. She is not suitable for childbearing at first glance. She may have dystocia, so she needs to take more supplements now.

"Xueino, right? Good boy, remember to eat more chicken in the future, the kind that comes from native chicken, so that your body will grow well." Mrs. Tom held Yukino's hand and warned her seriously.

"Oh...oh..." Yukino responded blankly, not understanding what it meant at all. Although her physical fitness was indeed not very good, what did this have to do with chicken?

Of course, in Tom's heart, the best daughter-in-law is always Asuna, so she pays special attention to Asuna's advice. Even among the specialties she brings, most of them are for Asuna. As for Tang Hao, that's just by the way.

After finishing her instructions, Mrs. Tom said goodbye to everyone with a smile on her face.

"Auntie, are you leaving now? Why don't you stay for two more days?" Asuna asked.

"No, no." Mrs. Tom waved her hands repeatedly, "I can't get used to living in such a big house. There are no neighbors around. If I really want to live here for a few days, I'm afraid it will suffocate me to death, and you young people don't have enough space. , it’s not easy for me as an old man to get involved, so I’ll be satisfied when I see you doing well.”

"Then I'll give it to you."

"I've already called a car." Tang Hao put down his phone. "The car will arrive in ten minutes at most."

Afterwards, a group of people sent Mrs. Tom to the door of the villa. When Mrs. Tom got into the car and left slowly, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh, I'm so tired..." It wasn't until the car was far away that Miyamori Aoi lowered her shoulders and breathed a sigh of relief, "I feel like this time's work is even more tiring than rushing out the manuscript before the animation screening. Fortunately, I finally got it. It was successfully dealt with.”

Yukino pinched her chin and frowned slightly, "I don't know why, but I always feel that Auntie looks at me a little weird..."

Tang Hao had a dead look on his face, "Maybe it's because you are not the type to have a safe delivery."

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