508 A Lot of Paper Man Wives (the Second Update Is Coming)

Tang Hao never arrived, and the surprise that Yakumo Zi gave him turned out to be herself. This was indeed shocking enough.

Giving yourself as a gift on Valentine’s Day, isn’t that just Kiyohime’s style! But having said that, Kiyohime will also package herself, tie herself with ribbons, dress up beautifully, and smile... at least she looks gentle and pure on the surface. As for Yakumo Purple... this old monster is absolutely not that simple!

But, that’s not right!

The interference value of this world is only 10. Even with the bonus of the chat room, only a small number of group members can come over. Yakumo Purple is definitely not among them. Even if she reached out her hand across the border at the earliest, only It was just that one time. Obviously, even if she could ignore the interference value by some unknown method, there must be huge limitations.

So, why would she send herself here directly despite the huge restrictions?

Just to scare yourself?

Tang Hao shook his head secretly. If Yakumo Purple really sent him here for this kind of thing, then he really has to doubt the mental age of this old woman. She is also the mastermind behind Gensokyo. How could she be so willful?

That is to say...

"Is this your clone?"

In the world of Gu Aotian, Yakumo Purple has used a specially made clone, which can reduce the interference value to a great extent.

Yakumo Murasaki showed a half-smiling expression, her eyes narrowed like a fox, "Whether it's a clone or not, you can come and touch it yourself to find out."

"Are you trying to seduce me?"

"That's what you say, and you see, I gave myself to you as a gift. Don't you even have the courage to touch me?" After saying that, Yakumo Zi changed her position and sat in the air, and then The corners of her skirt swayed, revealing a pair of snow-white thighs underneath.

Tang Hao swallowed instinctively. It had to be said that monsters are monsters, and they are born with a charming charm. Even she, when she noticed the sight of Yakumo's purple skirt floating up, she couldn't help but feel distraught. It seemed that Mei was wearing underwear... Unfortunately, the angle of his gaze was not very good and he couldn't see clearly.

Ah, no, no!

Suddenly his heart moved, Tang Hao shook his head fiercely, and then said righteously: "Zi... sister, your trick is useless to me. Since the Harmony Divine Beast has been appearing recently, I have been reciting the Great Compassion Mantra every day, and I have already cultivated it to the point of red powder. In the realm of skeletons, the so-called beauty is worthless, you should stop trying to seduce me, damn woman, get away from me!"

"I think there is something wrong with your brain. Since you don't want to go, then I will."

Yakumo Zi suddenly acted uncharacteristically and waved her fan with a charming sound. Suddenly, a huge force rushed towards Tang Hao.

Tang Hao had been prepared for a long time. When Yakumo Purple took action, he stepped back quickly, but even so, he still felt the power of Yakumo Purple from all directions. All the power turned into a suction force, pulling He floated into the air, and involuntarily shot towards Yakumo Murasaki.

"Ahhhh! Old lady Zi, you..."

Amid the exclamation, before Tang Hao could finish speaking, he bumped into Yakumo Purple's body with a bang.

No, is she serious?

Tang Hao was surprised. Although he had special attributes that attracted foreigners and gays, this purple mother seemed to have a crush on him. Even Yu Ji said so, but... no matter what , she wouldn’t be so proactive.

This is too weird anyway.

Moreover, this old woman is very evil and she definitely has a conspiracy!

Tang Hao's thoughts were racing, secretly guessing Yakumo Purple's conspiracy, but then again... Since Yakumo Purple took the initiative, and he was bound by her power, he might as well use the trick to seize the point first. It's a bargain, and even if he really falls into the other party's scheme, at least he won't lose.

Yes, just do it!

Having made up his mind, Tang Hao took advantage of the situation and prepared to take action. But just as he was about to take action, he suddenly felt a strong sense of disobedience.

If he remembered correctly, when he was sucked over just now, his head was right against Yakumo Murasaki's chest, and then the two of them collided. So according to normal development, he would have a wave of facial cleanser, but... now The feeling of softness is there, but it is not as huge as imagined. Instead, it is flat, as if it is pressed against a computer screen.

Could it be that this purple mother, like Sakuya, is actually a pair of fakes?

"Ah, no, no, don't come over..."

Doubts arose, so Tang Hao deliberately pretended to be violated, closed his eyes and shouted, while his hands grabbed Yakumo Purple's body.

Great, scratched the chest!

However, it's completely impossible to catch, and it's really flat... What the hell is going on?

Tang Hao couldn't bear it any longer. He leaned back with all his strength and opened his eyes. Then he saw a strange scene... His body did hit Yakumo Purple, but the latter still and She was sitting in the same posture with her legs crossed as before, but neither her legs nor her chest had any ups and downs. Even the umbrella Yakumo Purple held on her head was on the same plane as her body!

"How about it? Do you have any special experience in being in close contact with paper figures?" Yakumo Zi looked at him with a half-smile.

"Paper man...ah!"

Just as Tang Hao spoke, there was another suction force coming from his side, sucking his body to the right, just to the side of Yakumo Purple, and then he lost Yakumo Purple's figure in front of his eyes. There was only a tiny line, and when it was sucked back again, Yakumo Purple could be seen again.

Tang Hao finally understood why he could clearly see Yakumo Purple but couldn't feel Yakumo Purple's breasts and thighs.

Because, this... this is just a piece of paper!

"Are you sick? Is this fun?" Tang Hao couldn't help but cursed. No wonder this guy suddenly became so open-minded. It turned out that he was just playing with himself, which made him excited in vain.

"Of course it's fun. I just like to see your expression of wanting something but not being able to get it... Oh, now I feel comfortable all over." Yakumo Purple smiled and stretched her waist. She was obviously a paper man, and her movements Quite a lot.

Tang Hao, on the other hand, felt more and more strange the more he looked at it, and gradually became interested. He took the initiative to step forward and reached out to Yakumo Purple's feet... Because Yakumo Purple was floating in the air, he was in the right position. Can touch each other's feet.

Yakumo Purple didn't resist at all, just stared at him calmly.

Soon, Tang Hao touched her feet. The first thing he felt was flat, and the second was soft. Of course, this softness was not the weakness of the body, but the softness caused by the backward leaning of the paper. Anyway... it was completely disappointing. It’s just that people can’t get excited.

"What on earth is this?" Tang Hao asked curiously.

"It's the paper man."

"Nonsense, of course I know it's a paper man. What I want to ask is, how did you make this? A simple paper man wouldn't have so many moves, right?"

"It can be done through dimensionality reduction."

"Dimensionality reduction strike?"

"That's right, first project yourself, then use dimensionality reduction to make the projected self into a two-dimensional shape, then transfer your main consciousness to the two-dimensional form, and finally you will be the paper man you see now ." Yakumo Purple spread her hands and said with a smile, "Furthermore, because two dimensions are lower than three dimensions, it is almost impossible to affect the three-dimensional world, so even the constraints of interference values ​​are almost non-existent. This allows me to come to you. this world."

"I see, although I don't understand it very well..." Tang Hao looked at Yakumo Purple, "But to do such a thing, how much strength do you really have?"

"Well..." Yakumo Purple smiled mysteriously, then floated to Tang Hao's side and whispered into his ear, "It's a secret."

Tang Hao: "..."

Damn retarded!

Knowing that this guy likes to be mysterious and can't pry out things he doesn't want to say, and after all this trouble, Tang Hao was also a little tired, so he simply gave up prying and sat back on the sofa again.

In the past, people always talked about Paper Man’s wife, Paper Man’s wife, but now a real Paper Man’s wife finally appeared, but Tang Hao found that this feeling was really hard to describe.

"Since you have seen the Paper Man, then..." At the same time, Yakumo Zi took out her mobile phone. Because it was a positive relationship, Tang Hao didn't know whether the mobile phone was a physical thing or a piece of paper, so he saw Yakumo Zi shouted into the phone, "Okay, everyone, come over."

"Everyone?" Tang Hao was stunned.

Yakumo Zi put away her phone and said with a smile: "Do you think I made this paper man just to tease you?"

"What's that for?"

"Nonsense, of course it's for the Ice Soul Stone." The voice came from the left and right. Tang Hao turned his head and looked. In the dissipated golden light, a black-haired beauty wearing twelve singles fell from the sky. "The Ice Soul Stone is a super-worldly thing." It's a level prop and cannot be moved. It would be a pity that only a few people can't use it. In addition, your experience in the difficult level dungeon serves as a warning, so... Zicai made this kind of paper man to facilitate our contact with the ice. Soul Stone."

"Of course, let's put this aside for now. Now..." Kaguya smiled happily and opened her arms fiercely towards Tang Hao, "Come on, Tang Ritian, if you are still a man, come face to face with me!"

What the hell...

Tang Hao rolled his eyes and didn't know what to say. How should I have sex with you like this? !

Not counting Yakumo Purple, and adding Kaguya, Tang Hao felt that his hard days were coming. Not sure if it was an illusion.

"Even if you are in the form of a paper man now..." Then, another ray of light flashed, and Patchouli stepped out, "But before you became a paper man, you were still a woman and a princess. You should pay attention to your image! "

"Wow, you can really come here."

"It's such a great feeling."

"I'm still a little uncomfortable with it, so light and airy..."

"Me too..."

As they talked, more and more people appeared, all members of the chat room, and even Celia came. A room full of orioles, all as beautiful as flowers, was like heaven.

but--

"They are all paper figures!"

Tang Hao closed his eyes in pain.