641 Idols Don’t Need to Poop (Fourth Update)
I withstood it, I really withstood it!
I slept with Shatiao Aige for one night, but did not do anything out of the ordinary and spent the night smoothly. Therefore, when he finished washing and dressing and went out, Tang Hao raised his head and chest, feeling that his personality had returned to normal. A level more noble.
Now he has evolved from a scumbag to an innocent scumbag.
"We are going back." Then he heard this sentence from Kato Megumi.
In the kitchen, Kato Megumi and the Misaka sisters are making breakfast. What they eat today is not dumplings, but ordinary pasta. The noodles are chewy and the soup is clear, which looks very good.
In fact, Kato Megumi's cooking skills are not outstanding, just like herself, but she is mediocre. But a few days ago, there was Sanji, the famous cook in ACG, who is also a lustful person. Kato Megumi asked him for advice, and he naturally It was a mutual reception, which made Kato Megumi's cooking skills improve a lot.
In addition, there are Koizumi-san, Takagi-san and Yukino.
Koizumi-san and Takagi-san don't want to be freeloaders here, and will help with housework in their free time. Takagi-san is okay, but Koizumi-san is the type who can eat but not cook, so he and Yukino can only help.
The preparation of breakfast has come to an end. Megumi Kato is putting the final condiments, while Yukino and Koizumi are clearing away the dishes. Tang Hao walks up and asks, knowingly, "Are you going home?"
"Well, there is a party at Yukino's house tomorrow night, and I will attend it with her."
"It's just an ordinary family gathering." Yukino added, then walked out of the kitchen holding a stack of bowls.
Tang Hao smiled and looked at Kato Megumi, who shook his head and nodded again.
What she meant was: Yukino was lying, yesterday's plan went as usual.
Tang Hao knew it well, walked over and pushed Kato Megumi aside, took out the pot of noodles, and then Kato Megumi started making the ninth pot.
An ordinary family of four may not be able to finish one pot of noodles, but here, there are a lot of foodies, and now there is another classmate Koizumi. Without twenty pots, it will not be enough. Even if you let Yuyuko If this kind of foodie eats it freely, two hundred pots will be enough.
Therefore, Yuyouzi's diet is actually strictly controlled. Breakfast is no more than four pots, no more!
At breakfast, everyone else ate bowls of noodles, except Youyouzi, who ate from pot after pot. Tang Hao always felt like he was raising pigs. Although such pigs were quite cute, he couldn't afford them. , but Tang Hao is still a little worried. What if Youyouzi doesn't miss Shu anymore and doesn't want to leave at all?
I can't support her for the rest of my life.
Do you still care about the underworld?
Oh no, Yuyouzi doesn't seem to have anything to do with managing the underworld, she just cares about what she eats and doesn't do anything.
Forget it, let's discuss it carefully with them then.
Tang Hao secretly made up his mind that after the problem of the door and the traversers was resolved, it would be the turn of these rice bugs to go and stay.
After breakfast, they simply tidied up, and Kato Megumi and Yukino went back. Suddenly, the room burst into mourning. Led by Yuyuko and Reimu, everyone was in a very depressed mood. After Kato Megumi left, who would cook in the future? Woolen cloth? Although the Misaka sisters can also make it, their abilities are limited and their cooking is not as delicious as Kato Megumi's.
Asuna took a look around and decided to take over the task. After all, she was the mistress of the family, so she had to do whatever she wanted.
But before she could speak, Yakumo Lan stood up and said, "Leave all family matters to me from now on. I won't do any worse than Miss Kato Megumi."
This is true. There are seniors and juniors in the Yakumo House. Yakumo Blue has always been in charge of it. Now it’s just a different place with more people. It’s not a big problem. Of course, in the mouths of these foodies, Being naughty by Sanji and Kato Megumi, it's unclear whether Yakumo Blue can satisfy their appetites.
What do you mean by family matters? Talk about it as if this is your home.
Everyone clapped their hands and celebrated, proud of not having to work, but Tang Hao looked helpless, but... Yakumo Blue is Yakumo Purple's, and Yakumo Purple, forget it, just treat it as your family.
"I was busy all day yesterday. Although I got nothing, everyone has worked hard. Let's continue working hard today and try to catch those time travelers as soon as possible." Afterwards, Tang Hao went out to mobilize.
The lively emperor quickly raised his hand and asked: "Tang Hao, can we go to the Comic Expo?"
"Comic Exhibition?" Tang Hao was stunned, "I remember a few days ago when Roman and the others were still here, there was a Comic Exhibition in this city. Why is it still there now?"
What on earth are those guys above thinking, holding comic exhibitions every now and then and cutting dead houses like leeks?
No, the dead house is indeed a leek.
The emperor smiled and said: "It's a comic exhibition held in the Magic City, and it's quite large in scale. It only lasts for two days. Do you want to go? Tang Hao."
"I won't go." Tang Hao shook his head. He just watches anime and plays games. He is not very interested in Comic Exhibition. Moreover, the biggest benefit of Comic Exhibition is various COS and various young ladies, but the real people around him don't like it. There are so many, so why bother looking at COS, let alone being in the Magic City, he has no such leisure.
"Oh, that's it. Can we go?"
The emperor had an expectant expression on his face. Tang Hao sighed and went to the Magic City to participate in the Comic Exhibition. Obviously, he would not be able to carry out his mission, so he asked, "If I don't let you go, will you be obedient?"
The emperor shook his head decisively, "No, I just want to report to you so that you can be mentally prepared."
Then what the hell are you asking!
As if explaining, the emperor pulled Reimu and Marisa beside him, "Actually, we are not here to play. I heard that the money from the dead house is easy to cheat... Oh no, it is easy to make money, so the three of us plan to form a team. We have a band, and I will be the lead singer and sing on stage. After all, we live here, so we can’t always live for free, and Alice is also going, she is our trump card.”
What? band? show?
Tang Hao was stunned again.
Why are you so crazy? Are you planning to debut and become an idol? Come on, it's not like I can't support you.
Tang Hao suddenly thought of the Oriental Idol Village that was once popular on a certain station. If this group of people debuted, they might be really popular. Don't worry about whether they can sing or perform. Just based on their appearance, they will probably become popular as soon as they debut. I was spotted by a talent scout, and then I packaged it a little bit. When I appeared on the stage, I rubbed two onions and said a few words, "It's really not easy for me. In order to be able to go on stage today and sing this song well, I practiced at home for two and a half years." , well, a group of traffic buddies was officially born.
In today's age of entertainment to death, as long as your face looks good, nothing else really matters.
With the qualifications of people like Lingmeng, compared with the beauty of today's popular young ladies, it would be an instant kill.
For example, the emperor can beat all the first-class idols to the point where they can't hold their heads up with just one thing. She doesn't have to shit.
Defects are also celestial beings. When they reach the realm of celestial beings, they can easily eat food. Although they will be hungry and eat and drink, these will be converted into spiritual energy and digested. Therefore, in the heavenly realm before, she only ate food. Xiantao's was not contaminated with whole grains until he fell into the mortal world, but because his digestive system was different, he still did not need to excrete it.
Therefore, it is false that today’s idols do not need to poop, but if this person becomes an idol, it will become true!
Tang Hao wanted to stop them. He was really worried about the common sense of these guys. If something happened accidentally, he wouldn't know how to deal with it. But after thinking about it, he changed his mind.
In the final analysis, these guys just want to have fun and make some money. They don't steal or rob. With their abilities, they are actually very restrained. They also greeted themselves specifically before setting off, which also gave them enough face. Otherwise, If they really wanted to leave without saying a word, what could he do?
He treats them as friends. They come to his home as guests and respect each other. There is no need to control them. After all, when he went to Gensokyo, they didn't impose any restrictions on themselves.
And blocking is worse than opening up. Maybe they soon got tired of playing and gave up.
Even if something does happen, just find a way to solve it, that's what you should do.
"Okay, you can go if you want, and others can go and do whatever they want. You don't have to report them to me one by one. There are only two things you must abide by. First, you can't break the law and commit crimes. Second, you can't do anything when others ask. Use your real name.”
Tang Hao figured it out and stopped caring about it. As for not being able to use mysterious powers, they were not idiots without common sense. After so many days, they had already realized it.
"yeah!"
Hearing this, Tenko exclaimed with joy. She was playful and willful. She used to cause trouble every time she appeared in Gensokyo, but that was just a lonely child who wanted to attract attention. Now that she has some fun, what are she doing? Still have to make trouble.
Soon, everyone dispersed and left to mind their own business.
Soon after, Tang Hao also went out with his harem, but instead of taking a taxi today, he took a ride with Misaka's sister. That's right, the surplus food from Landlord Tang's family was gone, and they were going to restock again.
Every day he was busy cooking, cleaning the villa, and taking care of a large family of idle people. The only time he went out was to buy goods. Tang Hao felt that his sisters were working very hard, so he wanted to give them two days off.
However, the Misaka sisters refused.
The reason is simple: they are needed.
Although doing things like cleaning housework and going out for shopping is very monotonous, they have no intention of entertainment. They are busy doing housework every day, and their life is very fulfilling and satisfying. Compared with other sisters, they feel that they are much happier. , if I really want them to have some time off, they don’t even know what to do.
Tang Hao understood, so he exempted them from the holiday.
People who want to play go out to play, and people who want to work continue to work. Everyone is happy, which is good.
After getting off the car and coming to the city, Tang Hao received a message from Megumi Kato.
[Yukino and I went shopping for dresses. Do you want to buy one for you too? 】
[Forget it, I don’t need it. 】
A truly strong person does not need clothing decoration.
[Oh, forget it, the party is at seven o'clock tomorrow night. During this time, I will help you investigate the consortium information. 】
【no problem? 】
[Don’t worry, I have a solution. 】
[Okay, I’ll leave it to you. 】
【Um. 】
After the contact was completed, Kato Megumi closed the phone and looked at Yukino coming out of the room with a smile.
Finding a consortium suitable for being trapped by Tang Hao was something she would never have been able to do in the past, but now, it wasn't that difficult.