Chapter 169 Porusalino: The Internet-Addicted Boy Is a Bad Boy!

"Why is it the Devil's Triangle Sea again, Senior Porusalino..."

Standing on the bow deck of the "Moyu", Kuzan looked at the mysterious sea shrouded in fog in front of him with a puzzled face, "Could it be that the old monster you mentioned is here? But what if he is here? If so, why didn’t we go to Crocodile directly after contacting him in the first place?”

"This is why Kuzan you are only a major general, and senior I am already a lieutenant general..."

With a smile on his face, Porusalino walked out from behind Kuzan, putting his hands in his pockets and standing shoulder to shoulder with him.

"ha?"

"Let me ask you, Kuzan, is our recruitment plan for the Shichibukai this time a task assigned to us by the Navy Headquarters, or is it directly assigned by the Five Old Stars, the leaders of the World Government?"

"...Five old stars, what's wrong?"

"This is the key! We need to pay attention to efficiency in our daily tasks. That's because we are directly responsible to the headquarters, and our mission funds are also allocated by the headquarters. And you are not unaware of Marshal Warring States' picky character... Once the funds exceed Budget, we have to make up for the excess ourselves... This time we can finally use the activity funds freely. Why should we pay so much attention to efficiency? Why should we save money for the Wulaoxing adults? Senior, I have already thought Well, be sure to resupply at the Chambord Islands more times! Use the best supplies! Issue five times the invoice!"

"..."

"Besides, the sooner we complete this mission, the sooner Marshal Warring States will give us a new mission after we return to our headquarters... If I were to give you a Celestial Dragon escort mission, would you say it would be uncomfortable for you?"

"..."

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"...Senior Porusalino, you can have such a good relationship with Lieutenant General Sakaski, and you haven't been beaten to death by him. It's really a miracle..."

"Hey, Kuzan! What do you mean by this?"

"I mean Lieutenant General Sakaski hates evil!"

…

"Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho~"

"Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho~"

"Why are there people singing? There is also the sound of violins..."

"An unknown ship was observed in the fog ahead! It seems to be...a long-abandoned pirate ship!!"

"Wait?! It's...the skeleton singing?! The skeleton is alive!!"

"Lieutenant General Porusalino! Oops! There's a ghost!! The skeleton is resurrected!!"

…

Compared with those warships of the same specifications at the Navy Headquarters, the number of sailors on the "Moyu" is smaller. But these people were carefully selected by Porusalino to make up for his fish-loving character, so almost everyone can be called an elite and has rich combat experience.

But just like the common problem of most people in this world, more than half of these elite sailors are afraid of ghosts...

Therefore, after observing the abandoned pirate ship gradually emerging from the fog and approaching, and the scene of the skeleton with an afro head playing the violin flexibly on the deck, the male sailors' exclamations were mixed with the female sailors' Their screams resounded throughout the "Moyu No."

"Are you going to fire, Lieutenant General! I've already crossed myself on the shell!"

"I'm going to the kitchen to get the garlic right now, Lieutenant General!"

"Use your invincible holy light to destroy this ghost quickly, Lieutenant General! It's too scary!"

"Please...please don't fire! I don't mean any harm!!"

The violin in the hands of the afro-headed skeleton suddenly stopped. He was startled by the reactions of the sailors.

"Mom, don't get excited~"

Porusalino leaped suddenly and jumped directly onto the deck of the abandoned pirate ship, while Kuzan also used Moon Step to follow closely behind.

"Yo ho ho ho~ Mr. Navy, are you the captain of this warship? I heard they call you Lieutenant General? My name is Brooke. I am a musician. I mean no harm."

The skeleton named Brooke had a strange laugh, but his slightly bowed posture was quite elegant.

"I know you, Brooke, the musician of the Lombard Pirates, known as 'Bi Song', and a user with the ability of the Underworld Fruit, right?"

While stroking the stubble on his chin, Porusalino looked at the other person with interest and said with a straight-to-the-point smile, "I wonder if you still remember a small island whale called 'Rabu'? It's in The entrance to the Grand Line, a place called Twin Capes, has been waiting for you for many years..."

…

Although Porusalino and Kuzan were out on a recruiting mission to the Shichibukai, due to his advance arrangements, the new phone bug system that was already operating automatically not only did not stop, but was also carried out in the name of the phone bug clan, which he had high hopes for. The first closed beta of the Strong World game.

Since this is the first closed beta, the selected players must be representative and influential figures in the pirate world. Under Porusalino's advance secret manipulation, 5,000 "Chosen Ones" received an invitation letter for the closed beta on their private phone bugs.

…

Naval Headquarters, Marinevando.

In a spacious and bright office in the majestic fortress building, a man was sitting behind his desk, holding a cigar in his mouth and holding a crimson telephone bug in his hand, tinkering with something.

This man is quite tall, wearing a dark red suit, a navy hat on his head, and a rose flower on his chest. Behind him, a white cloak of justice fluttered in the wind, and the military rank stars on the shoulder straps were dazzling.

He is none other than the leader of the new generation of the navy, one of the three famous natural monsters in the navy - Sakaski, the rock berry fruit user.

Different from the other two natural monsters, Porusalino and Kuzan, this serious-looking strong man has always shown himself as a tough hawk in the navy. He has offended many people within the World Government because he rarely treats others with kindness, but he has also gained the respect and support of many young naval officers.

And because of the previous O'Hara mission, this monster sailor and his colleague, the Sparkling Fruit ability user Porusalino, were promoted to lieutenant generals of the navy headquarters, and became the real senior navy generals and backbone figures.

But if someone were in his office at this time and saw the current situation of this "Navy Killer", they would be shocked, and they would even be unable to believe their eyes at all...

At this moment, Sakaski's eyes were fixed on the phone bug's upgraded screen, and he kept scratching something on the phone bug's abdomen with his fingers. He had an expression of concentration that he had never seen before, and it seemed that even the pirate information he was most concerned about couldn't distract him at all.

And he was still whispering to himself in a low voice:

"Can you find a way to become stronger in this? It's unbelievable... But since it is a new function launched by the mysterious phone bug clan, there must be something to it..."

What is displayed on the screen is the "Strong World" dynamic login interface carefully designed by Porusalino - the cliff protruding from the player's perspective, the meteorite rain falling from the sky, the forest that has been mostly eroded by floods... various Various elements that are uniquely romantic for men are intertwined together, making any normal man's eyes light up.

There is a slowly moving progress bar above the cliff, and there is a line of small words below the progress bar: The initial login may take some time, please wait patiently...

Finally, when Sakaski couldn't help but tap his fingers on the table, the progress bar marked with a burning shell with a fuse finally reached the 100% position. The dynamic picture paused for a moment, and then quickly turned into a sea of ​​waves. Several newsbirds flew across the blue sky, and a deep male voice immediately sounded:

"The boundless sea, the vast world, who is the strongest?"

"For various reasons, no one knows the answer to this question - but in the world of Strong World, we may be able to know..."

"Unknown adventurer, since you have opened the door to StrongWorld, you must be ready! Let us decide who is the strongest king on an absolutely fair platform. Bar!!"

The male voice that turned from low to passionate disappeared, and the sea surface also disappeared. The angle of the screen quickly increased, and what appeared in front of Sakaski's eyes was the sight of Marine Headquarters Marinelvando seen from a bird's eye view!

This scene of Marinefando is so lifelike that it even makes Sakaski wonder whether this scene was really taken from above Marinefando (actually it was actually taken by Porusalino).

Just when Sakaski was thinking about why the sight of Marine Fando appeared at the Navy Headquarters, a sweet female voice that he was still familiar with rang out.

(The customer service voice of the official phone number of the phone bugs? Why...)

"Hello, dear competitors! Welcome to Strong World, an absolutely fair competitive world! I am your novice guidance ambassador Barbara. I will guide you to become familiar with and quickly get started with Strong World..."

"In the Strong World duel, a total of ten competitors will be divided into two camps: red and blue. What you see now is the base of the blue side, Malinfando. As a competitor on the blue side, your position in a duel is The ultimate and only purpose is to protect one's own base and destroy the other side's base."

(It sounds like it’s not only a competition of personal strength, but also a focus on teamwork and the use of strategies...)

…

At the same time, scenes similar to those in Sakaski's office also occurred in other places around the world.

For example, the New World Big Mom Pirates' base is the Totland Sea area.

"What?! I'm actually going to protect Malinfando?! Are you kidding me! Who do you think I am!!!"

Charlotte Lingling's roar made the huge castle on Cake Island tremble, and the Homitz created by her power even curled up.

"Mom, what's wrong?!"

"Is there another blind guy who makes mom angry?!"

"How terrible! How terrible!"

…

"Dear competitor, do you want to quit Strong World? Because it is currently in the internal beta stage, if you quit this time, you will no longer be able to log in to Strong World before the public beta~"

"Huh?! Do you still need to ask? I..."

Charlotte Lingling paused, and she suddenly remembered the game called Tetris99 that brought her a lot of happiness. Out of curiosity, she once purchased a set of cake-dessert-themed skins in this game, but it got out of control. She felt uncomfortable if she didn't play for two hours a day...

She thought again of the audio book feature launched by Phone Bug. The one sold for 1,999 Baileys had a bedtime story about various races living happily together. She had listened to it more than a hundred times...

"Dear competitor, do you want to quit StrongWorld?"

The sweet voice of Guidance Ambassador Barbara sounded again.

"...I...don't quit!"

"Thank you for making the right choice, then I will continue to introduce you to the defensive turret..."

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"First Blood!"

"How could I be killed by the turret three times?! This is impossible!!"

Sakaski looked at the screen that had turned into black and white, and couldn't help but punched the desk, and said angrily, "Not to mention the 128-pound cannon on the defense turret, not even the fortress cannon of Marinefando. It’s possible that I wasn’t hurt at all! And the character’s movement speed is too slow! Even if I use that guy Polusalino’s weight, there’s absolutely no way I can move so slowly!”

"Also! Why can't my attack destroy the red side's defense turret? Why do I have to attack four times to destroy the ordinary pirate warship on the red side! This is so fake!!"

"Hello, dear competitor, the character you have chosen, Vice Admiral Sakaski of the Navy Headquarters, is positioned as a warrior. It is true that he cannot withstand three attacks from the defensive turret at level one~ As for authenticity, Ba Barbara recommends that you follow the instructions given by Barbara in the novice tutorial level~ You also need to remember the various rules introduced by Barbara~"

…

“Competitors please give your character an official name!”

Lieutenant General Garp, who had been idle all day long, quickly completed the novice tutorial level. Although there were still many things he didn't understand, this thing called StrongWolrd really interested him.

Thinking in his mind, "Can we try again soon?" He almost without thinking said his real name: "Monkey D. Garp!"

"Dear competitor, the name you chose cannot be used because it is the same as the character name~ Please change the name~"

"Garp!"

"Dear competitor, the name you chose cannot be used because it is the same as the character name~ Please change the name~"

"Can't you do the same with Garp...Then...Grandpa Garp!"

"Dear competitor, the name you chose cannot be used because it involves sensitive characters~ Please change the name~"

"This won't work either, then... I like to eat senbei!"

"Dear competitor, are you sure you want to use 'I love eating senbei' as your name?"

"Sure, sure! Why are you so long-winded? Hurry up and give me another game!"

…

Sakaski spent a full two hours in Strong World, and it was not until his adjutant, Ghost Spider, came to ask him to have dinner that he recovered.

On the way to the navy canteen, Sakaski, who didn't like to talk much at first, said nothing. All he could think about was what happened just now. If an ordinary sailor were to walk beside this big boss, he would definitely be oppressed by the weird atmosphere around him and have trouble breathing. Fortunately, Ghost Spider is quite familiar with Sakaski's character, and he himself doesn't like to talk much, so the silence between the two of them seemed very harmonious.

The various novel contents in Strong World completely attracted Sakaski, but whether it was the various controllable characters sold in the mall, including the big pirate, or the supreme sword that all swordsmen were fascinated by. The dazzling in-game purchasable props of the Twelve Workers, or the extremely exquisitely designed Red Square Base Hive Island...etc., these things are not enough to make Sakaski care so much, and really make him think all the time. What it means is actually two things.

First, for some reason, his colleague Porusalino did not become a controllable character like him and Kuzan, but became a statue in the deepest part of the blue team's base, Marinefando - when Sakaski as the red team The camp was trying to get into the depths of Blue's base, where Barbara told him it was called "The Spring." Porusalino's statue suddenly fired a laser from its hand, killing the level 18 warrior "Navy Headquarters Vice Admiral Sakaski" he controlled with a blood volume of 5,000.

Sakaski tried it a second and third time without believing in evil, but the result was still the same - the laser fired from the hand of the statue of Porusalino instantly evaporated his character, regardless of whether he chose himself or suppressed his nausea. He chose Big Mom, the character that Barbara told him could best withstand damage in the game.

This made Sakaski couldn't help but think of Porusalino's strength in reality, especially a few days ago when Polusalino transformed into a giant of light and moved a giant tree, and that miraculous act brought him unprecedented shock and frustration. Coupled with his many experiments in Strong World today, Sakaski only felt extremely bitter in his heart.

(Has Porusalino’s strength reached this point? Even the phone bugs know it very well...it’s really...sigh...)

Second, when Sakaski used the character "Navy Headquarters Vice Admiral Sakaski" in the game, he unexpectedly discovered that although this character was exactly the same as himself, the four skills were completely different from his. These skills gave Sakaski a lot of inspiration, and he couldn't help but start thinking about whether he could do the same in reality.

Especially when his character was upgraded to level six, the ultimate move "Destructive Lava Explosion Bomb" was acquired. The doomsday-like attack effect made Sakaski excited - if such a thing could be realized in reality. Moves, I think the pirates who see themselves will be even more desperate!

In fact, apart from the four skills themselves, even their names are in line with Sakaski's preferences. The names of Sakaski's moves have always been "simple", such as Magma Punch, Magma Giant Punch, Magma Super Giant Punch, Magma Three-Headed Dog... The only one with a cool name is "Anubis". "Anger", he copied it after reading the storybook given to him by Ghost Spider. And the names of these four moves, not to mention anything else, just the "Dog Bite Red Lotus" made Sakaski's eyes light up.

While vividly depicting the characteristics of your moves, it also contains elements of your favorite flowers, and it also gives you the feeling of a tiger sniffing the roses!

——A very good name, but the next second it will be mine, Sakaski!

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After finishing lunch in silence, Sakaski took the initiative and said: "Ghost Spider... Do you, do you have something called StrongWorld on your phone bug?"

Ghost Spider was stunned for a moment, "Hmm... Lieutenant General Sakaski, is this StrongWorld you are talking about a piece of software?"

"Software?" Sakaski frowned, "What is this?"

"It's the kind of thing you mentioned, Lieutenant General Sakaski. This term was explained in the update log sent by the phone bugs a few days ago... Although I don't understand why it is called this, it is indeed official. statement."

Ghost Spider replied.

"I see... Yes, the StrongWorld I'm talking about is a software. Do you have it on your phone?"

"No."

Ghost Spider shook his head decisively.

"Um……"

"But Lieutenant General Sakaski, I received a text message from the official phone bug clan yesterday, saying that there is such a software, but I haven't had time yet..."

Ghost Spider's voice became smaller and smaller as Sakaski slowly raised the corners of his mouth, and his face couldn't help but reveal an expression of disbelief, or to be more precise, horror - his boss, Sakaski, actually Would you laugh without Lieutenant General Porusalino?

When Sakaski saw Ghost Spider's expression, he also realized that he had lost his composure. He instantly changed his serious expression, coughed twice and said:

"Ahem, what...Ghost Spider, please install the software called Strong World later, and we will discuss it in depth in the afternoon."

"Uh, okay... Lieutenant General Sakaski, have you used this software before?"

"Use sparingly."

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ps: In case some readers have not read the previous explanation, I will explain it again - the fundamental purpose of Porusalino's introduction of the new phone bug system and these messy gadgets is to control and guide the vast majority of civilians in the world. Their thoughts and ideologies, what he did was all for subtle soft influence and to bring in private goods. Of course, it's also for fun. After all, his strength is here and there is another purpose besides that, but if it involves spoilers, I won't go into it. That’s all for everyone to watch! It doesn’t matter if you haven’t played moba games before!

ps: Has anyone watched the late-night radio broadcast of the Three Great Generals? All I can say is that the image of the three big guys is completely unimaginable! Laughing to death