Chapter 162 Orochimaru’s Child, Tsunade’s Aunt?
"Oh, Orochimaru, and the old man, are you watching? Haha, don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. I eat well and sleep soundly. These guys don't dare to do anything to me."
Jiraiya hurried back, so Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and the Third were present and played the video again.
"She must have been drinking." Jiraiya sighed, looking at Tsunade's rosy face and the careless way she waved her hands on the video.
I've been worried about her and it turns out she's looking like she's doing pretty well.
"After all, it is an important bargaining chip." Orochimaru folded the paper crane in his hand and said, "It must be treated well."
Jiraiya can indeed understand this, but the worries of the past are still unavoidable. And now, after seeing that Tsunade was fine on the video, he was relieved.
Then, he looked strangely at Orochimaru, who was folding paper cranes and had a gentle expression that he had never seen before... To be honest, when he saw Orochimaru like this for the first time, he almost said, "What the fuck?" who? ’ Say it.
If it weren't for the fact that Teacher Sandai had no doubts, he would really doubt whether this was Orochimaru.
"Who are you blessing for? The girl you like?"
If Orochimaru had a crush on a girl, Jiraiya would really feel that the sky was going to fall.
Looking at it, Orochimaru shook his head.
Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief.
He just said, how could someone like Orochimaru fall in love with a girl?
"Then why are you folding paper cranes? There must be someone to wish for, right? Is it because it's fun? In the past, wasn't this a boring thing to you?"
"Of course I'm praying for my child."
"That's it, pray for your child, I just said, so that's it, that's it...what did you say?!!!"
Jiraiya slammed the table, hitting the Hokage's desk.
His eyes were so wide that they almost rolled out of them.
He really couldn't help but be so surprised, my God! Is he dreaming now? Did the uncle next door kick him in the ass and wake him up?
He must have been asleep and hasn't woken up yet. How could such a thing be possible? It’s incredible! It’s so hard to understand! How incredible! It’s unbelievable! The most outrageous thing in the world is this. Is the world about to be destroyed? Otherwise, why would he hear such nonsense coming from Orochimaru's mouth.
Silently, Orochimaru said that he had a child and wanted to pray for the child.
Who are you talking about? It's definitely not Orochimaru, right? Or...
Jiraiya clenched his fist and punched himself hard in the face.
"pain!"
The third generation also grinned a little, this child was really capable of doing something to him.
Although he could understand Jiraiya's current mood.
Jiraiya rubbed his bulging face and looked at Orochimaru blankly.
Then he pointed at Orochimaru and his head towards the third generation.
Sandai saw him looking over with a questioning look on his face and nodded in affirmation.
"..."
Jiraiya took a deep breath.
Then he asked Orochimaru solemnly: "Who the hell is the child?"
"No kid to fuck."
Sandai sighed at this time and said: "The child's mother passed away because of an accident. Before that, he didn't know that he had a child."
Orochimaru looked at the third generation in confusion.
Did he say that?
Jiraiya also accepted this explanation, sighed, slapped Orochimaru on the shoulder, and said: "I didn't expect that you also had a one-night stand. I thought you were a virgin like me. "
At this point, Jiraiya's expression immediately turned to disgust.
"Damn it! I'm not as good as you! You betrayed me!"
And then quickly, it turned to lamentation again.
"But the child is really pitiful. He lost his mother at such a young age. In the future, if I have the opportunity, I will take good care of him. By the way, a boy or a girl."
"It is said to be a girl."
Hearing this, Jiraiya held his chin with his hand, looked at Orochimaru in front of him and said, "If it is inherited from you, then this child will definitely be very good-looking when he grows up."
He still remembered that when Orochimaru was a child, he looked like a girl at first glance.
She is still the kind of girl who looks quite conspicuous...
"..."
Orochimaru was silent for a while.
Finally, he spoke: "Maybe there is some misunderstanding."
"What misunderstanding?" Jiraiya asked.
"I said there is no mother, but the child really has no mother, only me as the father."
"..."
"..."
Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru in confusion. Seeing that Orochimaru was speaking so seriously, he picked his ears with his little finger and asked again: "What did you say?"
"A child has no mother, no womb within which it was conceived."
"It's not like you gave birth to it, right?"
Jiraiya's eyes moved downward, and then his expression collapsed.
"You can't really be so perverted, can you?!"
He actually said this, a little doubtful.
The expression of the third generation on the other side was not much better at this time.
Orochimaru shook his head.
"I won't experiment on myself easily."
In other words, it is possible that you will do the experiment on yourself.
Jiraiya blinked.
"So, the kid is?"
"Used my cells, Hashirama cells, um, Sharingan cells,"
"Did you attack Uchiha?" Jiraiya asked with a serious face.
The Uchiha are an important clan in the village. Attacking this clan will definitely cause internal conflicts in the village!
Also, after Shisui followed him, he was flattered by Shisui very happily. For Shisui's sake, he didn't want to see this happen.
"No, I just asked Uchiha to cooperate with the research on mental illness and collect some Sharingan cells while removing the Sharingan for comparative testing of mental status."
"..."
Although he didn't understand it very well, Jiraiya still nodded, it would be fine if he didn't.
"In short, using my cells, Hashirama cells, Sharingan cells, and the secret technique I developed, the Yin-Yang Escape Technique, I originally wanted to conduct a research... but I accidentally conceived and inherited my genetic information. s life."
He even inherited the birth of the soul... Of course Orochimaru didn't say this.
But Jiraiya and the third generation have already come to understand.
"I see, this is what you are talking about about the child."
Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru with complicated eyes.
Then he said: "It seems like something you would do. However, since he is also your child, you must treat him well."
Orochimaru nodded.
"I want to treat it well."
"That's good...but, Hashirama Cell, isn't this child considered a first-generation child? Tsunade's aunt?"
There are only four chapters. I prepared an update for eight chapters yesterday, but I have to go to the countryside in the evening to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with my parents, so I divided the eight chapters into four chapters on the 29th, four chapters on the 30th, and resume full updates on the 1st. We have a holiday reunion dinner, please forgive me.
Finally, happy Mid-Autumn Festival! I wish you all a happy family reunion.