Chapter 1001: Dissolution

"This is what happened..."

Tang Youyou explained the whole matter to Su Yi as briefly as possible.

The general idea was that they felt that Zhang Wei's finding an old woman as his girlfriend was a sign of being greedy, so they decided to rescue Zhang Wei from this fire pit and at the same time change Zhang Wei's twisted and perverted outlook.

But they were afraid of telling Zhang Wei directly that Zhang Wei would have a rebellious mentality, so they hired Lu Ziqiao, who was very good at picking up girls, and asked Lu Ziqiao to seduce the old lady, thus making Zhang Wei "lovelorn" and achieving their goal in a roundabout way.

"Brother Xiao Yi, what do you think of our idea? Isn't the artistic content very high?" Tang Youyou finished speaking in one breath, drank a glass of water, looked at Su Yi with a little pride and expectation in his eyes, and waited. With his praise and praise.

"Actually, I am partly responsible for coming up with such a perfect idea!" Guan Guqingqi laughed and expressed his credit.

Because you don’t want your friend to fall in love, so you ask another friend to seduce this friend’s girlfriend?

I won’t talk about anything else, just this logical way of solving the problem——

This made Su Yi start to spit out an old rant.

There are no good people in Hongdong County, and there are no normal people in the iPartment!

Su Yi looked at the two of them with faint eyes and said, "Have you ever thought about what if this old lady named Louise is not Zhang Wei's new girlfriend..."

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Tang Youyou and Guangu's expressions froze on their faces.

"No, it's impossible!" Tang Youyou reacted and immediately retorted, "She came to the apartment to find Zhang Wei and gave Zhang Wei a wallet!"

"So she said she is Zhang Wei's girlfriend?" Su Yi asked.

"Zhang Wei said that he and his girlfriend met through a divorce case. It happened that this old woman had just divorced. This means that this old woman is Zhang Wei's girlfriend!" Guan Gu magically said.

"So did she say she is Zhang Wei's girlfriend?" Su Yi then asked.

"Zhang Wei said that her girlfriend was older than him, and Louise also exaggerated Wei's cuteness! She said that Zhang Wei gave her a sense of security!" Tang Youyou continued to refute.

"So did she say she is Zhang Wei's girlfriend?" Su Yi continued to ask calmly.

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Tang Youyou and Guangu Qiqi looked at each other, their expressions were no longer so sure, and there was a little guilt in their eyes.

"What did Zhang Wei say he was going to do when he went out?" Su Yi continued to ask with a smile.

Gudong!

Tang Youyou swallowed hard and said in a trembling voice: "He said, he said he wanted to go to the movies with his new girlfriend and watch "The Mummy 4"..."

"If this old lady is really Zhang Wei's girlfriend, she should be watching a movie with Zhang Wei right now." Su Yi looked at Tang Youyou with a smile, "How could she be invited to the bar by a phone call from you? Accept Zi Qiao’s chat?”

"And don't you think this is outrageous? Zhang Wei may be a little stupid, but he is not blind..."

"So, we really made a mistake?" Tang Youyou had a look of horror on her face.

"I knew I couldn't be so hasty. Now it's time. We misunderstood Zhang Wei!" Guangu Mingqi said in hindsight in frustration.

Su Yi sighed and said, "Don't you think that the one you should worry about most now is Zi Qiao?"

"He is instigating you to harass an old woman who is more than 40 years older than him. If it succeeds, congratulations to you, the absurdity of this matter will be even higher; if it fails... haha, if the old woman calls the police, it will be Congratulations, your eldest nephew will become the first gangster to harass an old lady in a love apartment..."

"No, nephew, it was me who hurt you!" Tang Youyou had a clever idea and screamed, running towards Lu Ziqiao.

"Wait a minute!" Su Yi stopped her directly.

"You can't wait too long, Brother Yi, Zi Qiao will be regarded as a perverted hooligan!" Tang Youyou looked anxious.

"Yes, Brother Xiao Yi, let's go. If we stop Zi Qiao now, we can avoid the worst thing from happening!" Guan Gu magically said.

"You know it's urgent now? Why did you go there so early?" Su Yi asked angrily, "Besides, do you always do things so carelessly? Zi Qiao has already implemented half of it. Even if you interrupt them, the old lady will still feel Zi Qiao is a pervert. If you find out that he is Zhang Wei's friend in the future, how do you think Zhang Wei will behave? "

"But I can't care about that much now! The situation is extremely urgent, Brother B!" Tang Youyou stamped her feet anxiously, "We only have one male in our family, Zi Qiao..."

"Stop it, he is the only one in Zhang Wei's family." Su Yi shook his head, "I will handle this matter, you just need to cooperate!"

As he spoke, he snapped his fingers and called the foreman who was not far away.

"What's your order from the boss?" the foreman asked respectfully.

Su Yi pointed at Lu Ziqiao's table and said, "Did you see that over there? If there is any violent reaction at that table later, such as that old lady suddenly standing up and throwing wine, or giving that man a slap, you can take it with you All the waiters immediately applauded and gathered around, treating this incident as an anti-harassment drill in the bar, and treating the man as a temporary actor hired by our bar. In addition, they will videotape and take photos from now on..."

As Su Yi narrated, Tang Youyou and Guangu's magical eyes lit up.

"Wonderful! This is such a great idea. You can turn a bad thing into a good thing and recover all the losses! Xiao Yi, I really admire you!" Tang Youyou said excitedly.

"More than just admiration? It's simply worship, Brother Yi!" Guan Gu was also very excited, "Luckily you are there, otherwise Youyou and I would feel very guilty!"

"Tell me, what do you need us to do? Brother Xiaoyi, just give us your orders and we will listen to you!" Tang Youyou said.

"I need you to act in a play." Su Yi said with a smile.

Tang Youyou's eyes suddenly lit up: "I didn't expect there would be a surprise? It's really amazing! What's the script?"

Su Yi did not answer her, but pointed at her and told the foreman: "Give her three free coupons, and then go get ready immediately, and be quick!"

"Yes! Boss!" The foreman hurriedly went to work.

Su Yi said to Tang Youyou: "Your performance task is like this..."

Su Yi talked about it for a while, and finally gave a serious instruction: "I only have one request for you, and that is - no, accuracy, extra play!"

Tang Youyou rolled her eyes and said, "I think I can interpret this character in three levels..."

"No! Then step down and I'll give this role to Guan Gu!" Su Yi sternly refused.

"Oh no, director, how about I promise not to do any extra scenes?" Tang Youyou immediately compromised.

Su Yi glanced at her suspiciously, feeling that what she just said was - "Oh no, director, why don't you just listen to me and fart for you? No..."

"Remember, this is not a drill! This is not a drill!" Su Yi said seriously, "The show starts from this moment, gogogo!"

Tang Youyou immediately rushed out as if he had been given blood.

Guan Gu magically asked Su Yi: "Brother Xiao Yi, what should I do?"

"Let's watch a show." Su Yi smiled and picked up the juice on the table, sucking it up, his eyes full of satisfaction.

Having successfully done a good deed and hiding his merit and fame, he felt that his red scarf was a little brighter.

On the other side, Lu Ziqiao bit the bullet and chatted awkwardly with Louise for a long time. It could be said that he tried his best.

This experience was definitely the most exciting in his history of picking up girls!

How could he have imagined that one day, he would launch an offensive against a white-haired old Beibi?

But for the happiness of brothers, for justice, and for——

To prove his charm that appeals to all ages, he went all out!

Now that the warm-up has almost warmed up, Lu Ziqiao decided to launch the most popular attack!

He looked at the wrinkled Louise, gritted his teeth, unbuttoned his third shirt, showed off his strong chest, and said affectionately: "Louis, do you know? I feel that the relationship between us There is an invisible fate! Believe it or not, we have actually been enemies for seven lives. But on the way to this reincarnation, I was stuck in traffic, so you came decades earlier than me! Fortunately, I finally caught up! ! So after I was born, you got divorced."

Louise was shocked and suspicious, her eyes widened and she said, "Young man, are you drunk?"

She could never imagine why the young young man who was so gentle and elegant just now suddenly said such outrageous words.

"Forgive me for being direct!" Lu Ziqiao approached Louise and continued to talk affectionately, "But I can't wait any longer, let the world's eyes go to hell! You and I both know what each other needs..."

As he spoke, he reached out to grab Louise's hand.

Usually at this point, even if the girl refuses, she will just shake off Lu Ziqiao's hand and say no politely. But if the girl hesitates or hesitates, then the girl will almost be taken over by him.

This is an empirical routine that Lu Ziqiao has summed up after hundreds of battles, and it never works.

It's a pity that he didn't date a girl today, but the girl's mother.

How could a normal person accept such a ridiculous thing?

Louise felt that she had encountered a pervert, and stood up as if she had been electrocuted. She slapped Lu Ziqiao on the face with her backhand, and yelled angrily: "Are you crazy? You pervert!"

Louise was about to leave angrily, but at this moment, the foreman and a group of waiters came around with smiles and applause. Louise Duns froze on the spot, looking confused.

Let alone her, even Zi Qiao, who had just been slapped, was stunned.

"Ka!" Tang Youyou's voice came from the outside, and she quickly separated from the crowd wearing sunglasses and walked in. She waved around and said loudly: "Don't be nervous, everyone! Don't watch, relax, take it easy! This is just a women’s anti-harassment drill held by Jianghu Bar, with the purpose of making women brave enough to say no when faced with harassment!”

"I declare that this exercise was a complete success!"

"Oh oh oh..."

"Great!"

"Success!"

The foremen and waiters nearby cheered and applauded cooperatively, and some even sprayed fireworks.

exercise?

Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes. Could it be that my aunt used this excuse to save me from embarrassment?

This idea is so awesome. I can do this if I encounter this embarrassing situation of being rejected in the future!

Lu Ziqiao was excited, and hurriedly stood up and laughed, applauding and walking towards this side: "Yes, this is a drill, Aunt Louise, I'm sorry for scaring you just now, actually I am a very upright person I only have respect and admiration for you, and I don’t have any dirty thoughts at all. Please forgive me, I was just acting.”

"What the hell is going on?" Louise still didn't react.

"That's right, Aunt Louise!" Tang Youyou took over with a smile, "Actually, this incident was a female anti-harassment exercise jointly held by us and Jianghu Bar, the purpose of which is to awaken women's resistance consciousness, because in daily life, many women are always timid and dare not resist when facing this kind of harassment, which allows bad guys to make further advances and the bad phenomenon of harassment is repeatedly banned."

"But, but why did you choose me? Why didn't you tell me in advance?" Louise still refused to believe it easily.

"The reason why I chose you is first because I think you are suitable. You are mature, intellectual, and have the vitality of young people. After hearing about your deeds from Zhang Wei, I think you are simply great. You are a role model for women in our new era! So when I need a female character who can bravely say no to harassment, I first thought of you, Aunt Louise!"

Tang Youyou looked at Louise's eyes full of admiration, and continued excitedly: "And you really didn't let us down. Your acting just now was great! You are so brave! Facing the harassment of bad guys, you used a brave slap to tell him that women must never You're not someone to be trifled with! Harassing a woman will definitely cost you a price! Louise, your performance just now was full of the romance of postmodernism, I give you full marks!"

"Really?" Louise was praised with a smile on her face, "Actually I don't know what acting is, I just reacted instinctively!"

"That's even more amazing, Louise!" Tang Youyou excitedly pulled Louise's hand, "This shows that you are a brave woman, you are worthy of learning for all of us women, you are a role model for women in our new era!"

"Haha, I just have more experience than you." Louise was even happier. "But these are all very valuable experiences!" Tang Youyou continued, "Louise, the reason why we didn't tell you the truth in advance is because we want to see your most real reaction. Only the most simple performance can touch people's hearts the most. I have to praise you again. Your performance just now is really perfect! Louise, say hello to our camera!"

Louise waved shyly to a waiter holding a camera: "Hi, hello, everyone, I'm Louise!"

After a pause, she turned to ask Tang Youyou: "By the way, where will you broadcast it after you finish filming?"

"It is currently scheduled to be Afghanistan TV!" Tang Youyou said seriously.

"In fact, Aunt Louise, my identity today is not only the director of this scene, but also a victim of workplace harassment!"

Tang Youyou suddenly shed tears, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and said tremblingly: "The story started three years ago when I was eight months pregnant and insisted on going to work..."

Pah!

Su Yi, who was watching the show with relish, slapped himself on the forehead.

"Mad, I knew it..."