Chapter 1,047: Keep the Short-Lived Little Happiness

"Jie...Jeluka, why are you here?" My voice was knotted because I was too surprised.

"Your Highness, Xiao Heitan has been sent home safely."

She said this with a solemn face, as if she was a soldier who had just completed the mission of breaking up the enemy.

"Uh...ah, I know."

I nodded blankly, still not understanding what was going on at all. It was as shocking as suddenly breaking into a wild Ultraman while playing the role of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

"It's getting late, it's time to go back, otherwise Xiao Heitan will be worried."

She said this solemnly again, this time her tone changed and she became a strict housekeeper.

"Yes, it is."

I nodded with difficulty. I always felt that this guy exuded an unspeakable courage. If I said no, I would definitely end up squatting in the corner of the bed eating Morgan cakes at dinner tonight.

in addition……

"I said, Carlos, have you ever offended this guy?"

From this dirty maid, an extremely obvious hostility that could not be concealed was directed at Carlos. Seeing this, I couldn't help but lower my voice and whispered to Carlos.

Could it be that...before Carlos changed his ways, he killed the biological parents of the Colgate twins? Otherwise, where did this powerful hostility come from?

"No, it's our first time meeting." Carlos was also confused.

"For example, she accidentally killed her parents before..." I started to wake Carlos up.

"Do you think I was a murderer before? I don't know if the Alliance of the Fallen has done anything. Anyway, I have never killed an elf."

Carlos glared at me dissatisfied. This guy must have a guilty conscience. He must have a lot of blood on his hands. Otherwise, why would he emphasize the word "elf"?

"you!!"

Suddenly, Jeluka pointed her sword at Carlos unceremoniously, with a look of frost on her face.

"I heard that he is the most powerful paladin in the alliance, Carlos, the twelve knights of the elves, Jeluka, the knight of the dew of the rising sun, here to challenge you!!"

"Oh oh oh oh----!!"

Before Carlos could come back to his senses, I attacked with an astonishing momentum, and landed a hard blow on the head of this slutty maid.

"Woo~~~!!"

“Ahhhh————!!”

Two screams sounded at the same time. The first one was naturally from Jeluka, who had been hit on the head. She squatted down with the Sword of the Rising Sun in her arms, holding her head in her hands and wailing.

The other scream was mine. Unexpectedly, the gorgeous headband decorated with ribbons and white gauze lace covered half of Jeluka's head. It looked more like a luxurious jewelry. Unexpectedly, the part inside was actually It's metal, its hardness is so high, and it must have super strong properties like [the attacker takes xx damage]. The whole hand swelled up after knocking it down.

As a result, after letting out a scream, I also squatted down with my hands in my hands and rolled on the ground with my fingers connected to my heart. It hurt. It really hurt more than having my fingers chopped off. Under normal circumstances, even if I was cut off, Even if the equipment's rebound damage hurts, it's far from painful. This damn magical girl's headgear must have other strange attributes! !

"Are you two making a fool of yourself? Are you preparing for a program on God's birthday?"

When Carlos saw this scene, his tense nerves, which were originally oppressed by Jeluka's advanced pseudo-domain strength + artifact suit, were instantly broken.

"You... don't use your words. Could it be that the number one paladin in the alliance dare not take over..."

"Oh oh oh oh----!!"

I burst out again, ignoring my still numb palm, and hit Jeluka hard on the head with my other hand.

result……

Jeluka squatted down and held her head with tears in her eyes again.

As for me, while wailing, I began to think about which hand I should use to eat tonight.

"Forget it, it seems I'm not welcome anymore."

Carlos didn't have a high EQ and couldn't figure out why the elf girl in front of him hated him so much. However, his IQ was not low and he knew that he was being targeted just because he was standing here.

"Junior Brother Wu, I'm leaving first. Oh, by the way, I'm in charge of the City of God's Punishment area. If you need anything, come find me there."

As he said this, Carlos' figure gradually faded into the black.

"Also, if Seattle Kro comes back, tell him that I will take the first step and wait for him." The voice fell, and Carlos's back completely blended into the depths of the gloomy streets.

"The people are driven away, now you are satisfied."

Stretching out his hand, he was about to give this guy one more blow on the head to eat without his hands tonight. However, when he saw her squatting on the ground with her neck curled up, her heart softened, and her tapping turned into a big hand. He stroked the head of the long purple hair.

How should I put it? Even though I couldn’t understand Jeluka’s suspicious behavior at all, I still had the thought in my heart that [Given this guy’s character, this is not unexpected]. All in all, it was very subtle. of conflicting feelings.

"snort!"

The little maid, who was still squatting on the ground with her head in her hands, snorted softly and turned her head away heavily, perfectly pretending to be angry, but she did not shake off my palm that was gently caressing her head.

"Oh, I said I couldn't find it in the bar, but it turned out to be here. Where is that guy Carlos?"

Before I could say anything, the loud voice that retreated through the alley rang out.

Dressed in casual clothes, Seattlek, who looked like a muscular giant, walked over with long strides that made the ground tremble slightly. He had a ferocious tattoo on his face, and was bigger, stronger, and more bloodthirsty and warlike than a strong barbarian. With his size and aura, people who see Seattle Ke for the first time will feel a terrifying pressure just like the eyes of a little mouse when they see a giant Tyrannosaurus stepping on them. It seems that as soon as this person appears, the sky becomes gloomy. And the blood turned red.

Of course, I have long been accustomed to dealing with this big and ferocious guy like Kui Ye regenerated. Even fighting, I didn't notice anything, but the faint, very fresh smell of blood on his body was very noticeable.

"Did you kill someone again?"

I frowned, remembering what Carlos had said before. Although I believed in Carlos's character, I was still a little worried that Seattle, a bloodthirsty bull, might get interested in something.

"Hehe, speaking of this, Junior Brother Wu, you have to thank me. After visiting the elves, you should have got some delicious wine."

"Thank u?"

I tilted my head slightly and looked at Seattle Ke. This guy is different from other barbarians. He doesn't like to brag or gossip. His only hobbies are fighting and drinking. Could it be that...the bad habits of those barbarians have finally caught up with him?

With this thought in mind, I threw a jar of fine wine brewed by the elves over.

"In Harrogas... I drank too much strong liquor... Gulu Gulu... Slow down the taste... Gulu... The wine brewed by the elven girls is also good... Gulu Gulu..."

Seatlek couldn't wait to open the jar, and he immediately took a big gulp and drank boldly. He was talking intermittently, but even so, there was rarely any wine spilling from the corner of his mouth.

This guy has learned a lot about the old drunkard's drinking capacity and his sloppy drinking behavior.

"If I had known this, I should have chosen to take charge of Kurast's side."

After drinking a full half, at least about ten kilograms, the guy wiped the corners of his mouth and stopped the momentum of the giant whale's long sucking.

"If you are put in charge of Kurast, our relationship with the elves, which we have finally managed to reconcile, will be at loggerheads again."

I shook my head. Even without thinking, I knew that this guy's bad character definitely conflicted with that of the elf. It would be better if we didn't fight among ourselves.

"By the way, you just said something about gratitude, but you haven't made it clear yet." I suddenly remembered the topic that I had just stopped talking about because of drinking.

"This, hehe!!"

Seatik curled up the corners of his mouth and outlined a cruel smile that could make a child cry.

"How about I help you deal with those guys? It's worth the price of this bottle of wine."

"Those guys?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then I understood what Seattlek meant.

It was the dozen or so evil miners who had surrounded Jeluka and Xiao Heitan just now and had evil intentions. It turned out that the faint smell of fresh blood on Seattle's body belonged to them.

After thinking about this, I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh. Those guys who happened to meet a god of death like Seattle deserved to die like this.

"You'd better restrain yourself and don't go too far, otherwise you'll make Grandma Akara angry and you'll suffer the consequences."

I just reminded Seattle that killing people is killing people. Even if these people deserve to be killed, they should do it neatly, don't cause panic, and be low-key. That's what it means.

"Peace of mind and peace of mind."

I don't know if Seattlek took my words to heart, but he laughed maniacally.

"By the way, I'll twist off their heads, how about you? Or make them into skeletons, string them up and hang them around your neck or at the door of your house. It would be a good idea to shock Xiaoxiao."

I:"……"

Although the barbarians do have this custom of stringing up the skeletons of prey (including humans) and hanging them on their chests or doors to show their bravery, but you want me to be a good boy from the new era... Ahem, okay. Okay, I get it. In the original world, I was already an uncle at this age. In the new era, okay, okay!

How could I, a new-age uncle, be embarrassed to do such a barbaric thing? Plus, with my narrow neck (compared to a barbarian), can I wear a human skull necklace? Hanging it on the doorstep of the house shocked Xiao Xiao, I am afraid that the first one to faint from fright would be Xiao Heitan.

So I said this: "No need, you can do it yourself."

"That's right. It's not something to be proud of even if a skeleton like this is hung up."

Seattle K nodded, completely interpreting my rejection as thinking that these guys’ heads were not qualified to hang on his chest or on the door of his house.

"Sure enough, at least it's better to take off heads from domain-level opponents." Seattleik pondered.

"You seem to be particularly concerned about this topic." I couldn't help but ask.

"Recently, those guys over at Harrogas have been discussing this topic. I think it would be better to pay a little attention to it and blend in with them."

Seattle, who was troubled by the shadow in his heart, began to change little by little after the martial arts tournament. He was no longer as violent as before, and even occasionally considered these things.

But I think he was looking for the wrong entry point.

"Is this little guy the elf maid who is with you as Akara mentioned?"

Seattlek suddenly pointed at my back and asked.

Looking back, I realized that Jeluka had stopped squatting with her head in her hands at some point. She was standing behind me, holding a sword in both hands, pointing at Seatik with a trembling tip. She looked like she was being forced by a pack of wolves. When they reached the dead end, they were surrounded, holding a broken sword stained with blood, and leaning against a big tree, the scarred warrior made his final death struggle.

"..."

I silently moved one meter sideways, fully exposing Jeluka behind me to Seattle's sight.

"Saxaul...Saxaul..."

Maintaining the vigilant posture of a dying struggle, Jeluka silently moved just one meter and hid behind me again.

Do you want to fight or hide, you useless cowardly maid! !

"I...I'm very strong."

Jeluka cast a stern look at Seatke from behind, but her trembling voice and the meaning of this sentence had already betrayed her heart.

This guy was completely frightened by Seattle's ferocious expression and brutal momentum, as well as the conversation about the skull necklace just now.

"So... so, His Highness the Prince is going home with me. You... you leave quickly and don't come back again, otherwise I won't be polite... ah, you're not welcome."

Ah, he bit his tongue. This guy bit his tongue nervously just now. For a moment, I was so cute.

"It's a pity that this guy Seattle Lake doesn't know what cuteness is. He took a look at Jeluka, and probably realized that this stupid maid's strength was very, very, very, very, very unexpectedly ridiculously strong, and his eyes lit up.

"Really? Challenge? I also want to see how strong the twelve knights of the elves are."

As he said this, the guy's momentum swelled, and the powerful pressure seemed to condense into a scarlet demon's ferocious face in the air.

"Okay, okay, forget it, this guy doesn't have much combat experience." I quickly stepped forward to stop the fight.

It is true that Jeluka, wearing the artifact suit, is even stronger than Seattle and Jeluka in terms of strength alone, but that pitiful combat experience is destined to make a difference between Carlos and Seattle if the two really fight. In front of a strong man like Ke who has experienced hundreds of battles, Jeluka either cannot persist for a few minutes, or after persisting for a while, he gradually gets used to it, making the battle a little suspenseful (Jeluka said that the twelve inheritors are in While inheriting the suit and power, it also inherits a certain amount of combat experience).

However, I think that with their rich experience, Carlos and Seattle Lake will definitely be able to detect this. Unless they intentionally give in to each other, or have good intentions to train Jeluka, they will definitely take full action in a short period of time. Jeluka was defeated.

Huh?

Suddenly, Jeluka seemed to have discovered something, her eyes fell on the wine jar held by Seattle Lake, and then she stared at Seattle Lake, her purple pupils deep in thought, like a screen that kept flashing data, a look of " I have analyzed your weaknesses" look.

"Big man, go to work immediately." She suddenly turned away from her previous fear and became energetic.

"What?"

Seattlek's eyes widened. Except for his teachers Kasha and Akara, few people dared to order him like this.

But soon, the anger on his face turned into hesitation.

Because Jeluka is holding a bottle of wine in her hand, based on my experience, the shape of the bottle and the rich fragrance that overflows are most likely the secret Sark crystal wine made by the elves.

It only takes one drop to make a big man drunk. It is said to be the most delicious and precious Sac crystal wine on the entire continent.

Even the murderous God of Death was shaken when faced with such fine wine.

"good!"

After a moment, this word was squeezed out from Seattle's teeth. As an alcoholic among alcoholics, he really couldn't resist the temptation of Sark Crystal Wine.

So, a dirty deal was completed right under my nose.

"Hahaha, Junior Brother Wu, I'll go and look for you in the River of Fire if I need anything."

After taking the bottle of Sak crystal wine, Seattle Lake immediately turned into a strong wind. By the time the sound reached his ears, the person had already disappeared.

"call."

Jeluka immediately took off the magical girl outfit that made her extremely ashamed, revealing the maid uniform again, and then exhaled heavily, like a brave man who had just defeated the devil, exaggeratedly wiping the sweat on his forehead. , looking like I’m exhausted.

"Call you sister!!"

Seeing the right moment, I tapped her head again.

"Everyone is gone, now you are satisfied."

It was not easy to meet Seattle and Carlos. I wanted to chat with them for a while and ask them about their situation in the past month or so. But before I could say anything, Jeluka ran away.

"Woo~~"

Jeluka just held her head and screamed, turning her head angrily and ignoring me.

"I said..."

I thought for a while, and suddenly an inexplicable idea that I couldn't even understand came to me.

"Let me tell you, Jeluka, you... are not the kind of person who is particularly possessive."

"Stop talking nonsense, an idiot like His Highness has no value at all." She retorted angrily.

Ah, I have no objection to being extremely possessive...

"Forget it, didn't you say that Xiao Heitan is waiting impatiently? Go back."

I bent down, put my big hand on Jeluka's head again, and started to kiss her gently.

Yes, I suddenly understood why Jeluka did this. From the inexplicable feeling just now, I finally found a glimmer of inspiration.

Now, the happy family we have built for Xiao Heitan to weaken the negative emotions in her heart may also be a place of happiness that has never been experienced for this pornographic maid.

Even if it is just false and short-lived, it is like continuing for a while and not allowing anyone to interrupt. In other words, I am afraid that my accustomed life will be broken, so I show hostility.

He is a fool, he also likes to be lazy, and he resists changes in the pace of life. Aren't these characters very similar to his own? No wonder the feeling resonates.

It turns out that Jeluka, who is decorated with gorgeous clothes such as the inheritor of the Twelve Knights, the personal maid of the Great Elder Arlandland, the head of secret intelligence, and a stunning elf girl, is just a commoner with the same characteristics as the common people. Just a cowardly maid with a different attitude towards life.

Just like that princess who is aloof and precious, what she really likes is pancakes that only common people eat.

I don't know why, I suddenly laughed, smiling very warmly in my heart.