Chapter 1111 Chirp~~~

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After saying goodbye to Sister Karina, I was thinking about taking these elves back as soon as possible.

The man's sixth sense is giving off a red warning. There must be some immoral things waiting for us to complain about. After all, among this group of adventurers, not only Gott is an idiot.

Unfortunately, things often go against expectations. My mouth was half open. At this time, I heard a commotion in front of me. Girl Beiya returned to her original nature, and her childlike innocence that loved to join in the fun was fully released. She immediately heard the sound. He moved forward out of curiosity, choked on my words as he choked on my words to persuade him to come back.

I hope it's not those idiots who are pulling some embarrassing tricks.

Sighing and feeling uneasy about not having any expectations, we followed up and saw dozens of people clapping and cheering around a stage on the top of the slope. It felt like, It's like a small circus located next to the entrance of a colorful large theater.

"Ahem, since everyone likes Meow so much, I will perform another Meow. This is the finale skill Meow that I plan to use on God's birthday."

I:"……"

Hearing this vaguely charming voice, I immediately had a premonition in my mind that if I didn't run away, the league's rhythm value would go through another dire bear market.

By the way, if there were not hundreds of elf soldiers and Elder Lyman watching around me, I would definitely rush forward. Even if I acted like a human trafficker, I would pick up the little girl Beja with one hand, seal her mouth with the other hand, and take her away. .

Question: When the quasi-tragic emperor meets the tragic emperor, what kind of apocalyptic disaster will it bring to the alliance?

"Wu...Brother Wu, is that Feini in front of you?"

Linya also put aside her little jealousy for the time being and asked quietly from the side.

"Well, that's right, it's her!"

I know that the expression on my face now must be as sharp and solemn as when Optimus Prime met the Decepticon.

"Although it's rude to think this way, if possible, it's better to try to stop it..."

Lena's clear and soft voice could not hide the worry.

"Don't worry, I will definitely nip any accident in the bud this time."

At the same time, I received the trusting looks from my wife and sister. Now, even if I am standing in front of me, I am still a man with cute and big breasts.

With a heavy response, I geared up and rushed into the crowded crowd.

"Go, go, join in the fun, are you still a child?"

Beja, who was also pushing through the crowd, hissed at me, her expulsion and contempt clear at a glance.

"The same words will be returned to you." I rolled my eyes, and then smiled proudly.

"With your small body, you still want to squeeze in, so you'd better daydream outside and cry because of your size, hahaha~~~~~~~"

Saying this, I exerted my strength and managed to squeeze in smoothly with the power to stand out in the first world even without transforming.

The moment I squeezed through the crowd, there was a sudden octopus-like hug from behind, as if something was pressing against me. When I squeezed in, I had no time to turn around, and the adsorption feeling on my back disappeared immediately. Seeing the little girl Beiya jumping off her back, she clapped her little hands and smiled proudly.

"No matter how powerful the bull is, it must be controlled by a wise man."

"..."

This little girl, even though she got an advantage, she still behaves well.

"Really? It turns out it was you, little girl, sticking to my back. I thought it was a piece of clothing board." After saying that, he glanced at her breasts with pity.

"Whhhh...what?!!"

Beiya's long hair was windless again, and her anger level was full. I said, little girl, it's not good to be angry all the time. Do you know it will hurt your liver?

I took a step back cautiously, but this time, it was another person who came to my rescue.

"Cousin meow, why are you here meow?"

Yingying's pretty face exudes a unique seductive charm in the world. The number one transvestite in the Dark Continent, Feini, who is known as the killer of men, was standing behind me at some point with a bright smile and a very happy look.

Damn... Damn it, now that it's been discovered.

I originally planned to hide in the dark. As soon as I found out that this transvestite wanted to do something to lower the alliance's integrity, I immediately attacked secretly and threw her into the cold field to blow the blizzard. I didn't expect to come here. While quarreling with Beiya, she actually exposed herself.

"Do you mean... you came here specifically to see my performance, meow?"

With her hands clasped together, Feini showed an expectant look like a hungry kitten. Her watery eyes were sparkling, like an all-pervasive clear spring, quickly penetrating other people's spiritual defenses, directly hitting the weakest part of the soul, making them irresistible. A strong sense of protection and possessiveness arose.

Unfortunately, although this trick has attracted a large number of Fini fans around me, it is ineffective on me who is immune to transvestites.

"I happened to be passing by. By the way, what are you doing?"

I looked around and saw six large wooden boxes that could accommodate one person hiding in the open space. I immediately became paralyzed.

Needless to say, this guy must have used the boring tricks taught to her by that dead Indian Asan of Omas and showed them here in public.

After understanding all this, I breathed a sigh of relief. Just show off your embarrassment. As long as you control the loss of energy within your own limits, don't bring harm to others and the alliance!

"Cousin, I want to give it a try, but there is a lack of collaborators." At this time, Feini eagerly extended an invitation to me.

I said, have you forgotten the lesson you learned in Kurast?

In the blink of an eye, I thought, well, if I participate, I can just be at the nearest position to prevent it from happening.

"What to do?"

Under the piercing eyes of a group of adventurers with envy and hatred, I was led by Feeney's hand to the middle of the clearing.

"It's very simple. This time's magic is called [The Magic Box That Can't Be Found No matter What You Do], Meow." Feini clicked her tongue and shook her little finger with a proud look on her face.

Oh, is it so? So it turns out that just by hearing the name, you can tell that it is very inferior and can only be used to deceive children's magic tricks.

"First of all, meow, my cousin has his back to me. I will hide in one of the boxes. After waiting, my cousin can just search in these boxes. But meow, I can only open the lid of one box at a time." .”

The last sentence had a very obvious feeling of being a spoiler. With this subtle mood, I turned around and was silent for tens of seconds. Then I turned back and my eyes fell on the six wooden wooden objects neatly arranged in the open space in the form of regular polygons. On top of the box.

"Lord Fan, it's the second box. Your Highness Feini is there."

The surrounding onlookers all revealed the story. I had no choice but to turn my back. They saw with their own eyes which box Fini was transferred to.

By the way, in this case, does it make sense for me to turn around?

Of course, there are also a few weak voices calling other boxes, and you can tell that they have evil intentions at a glance, such as Beiya, Beiya, or Beiya again.

So, I walked decisively towards the second box, stood in front of it, and lifted the lid hard. It was dark and empty inside.

"..."

How should I put it? As expected, although it is a third-rate magic trick that deceives children, if it is found here, it is not even magic, it can only be said to be a low-level comedy.

But... there is no teleportation magic wave. How on earth did this transvestite go to other places? It's strange.

The adventurers in the crowd of spectators were also thinking in confusion. Everyone began to really take this magic seriously, at least they were no longer simply attracted by Feini's popularity.

According to the rules of the game, I closed the lid of the box again, then went to the next box in the clockwise direction, opened it, and still found nothing.

One after another, the last box was opened, and as expected, there was still nothing.

Unwilling to give up, I walked back to the first box I opened and opened it again.

"It's weird, what's going on?" I muttered to myself.

Suddenly, the box was lifted high. Unfortunately, there was no hole under the box as I had expected.

In this case, it must be teleportation. Of course, invisibility is also possible, but first of all, I don’t think Feini can do it. Even an assassin, unless the world power level, cannot be so close. The distance can't be concealed from me who is observing carefully.

Second, because I reached inside each box and carefully touched it, I can completely rule out the possibility of invisibility.

What about teleportation? Can Finny teleport silently? Maybe her teleportation skills are so advanced that she can hide them from other adventurers, but she can't hide them from me either. Although my strength is greatly damaged now, I still have that sense. I want to teleport at such a close distance without being caught. I realized that it was at least as good as Old Man Farah.

No, no, no, before these doubts, there is a more priority doubt.

Based on my own perception, no matter whether Feini is invisible or not, no matter whether she can teleport without telling me, as long as she is still in the box, as long as she is still nearby, it is impossible to hide it from my perception.

Therefore, I am sure that these boxes must have been tampered with, and every piece of wood exudes a suspicious smell.

"Okay, Finny, the magic is successful, you are suspicious."

I shouted like this, and after a moment, one of the boxes trembled slightly, the lid suddenly opened, and Fini jumped out with a pretty smile on her face.

This box was surprisingly the first one I opened and the one I just checked again.

From the moment Fini appeared, the applause from the surroundings became enthusiastic.

“Cousin, cousin, it’s successful, meow~~~”

Fini trotted over, clenching her little fists, raising her head as if asking for credit, and looking at me with moist eyes. Her delicate and flawless face was flushed with the joy of a successful performance, which was even more beautiful than the sky. The sun above is even more dazzling.

"Yes, yes, it was successful, so please work hard, everyone."

Although I was a little reluctant, but based on the principle of fairness, I still managed to improve this magic from third-rate to first-rate.

At this time, from the corner of my eye, I saw Tia coming out of nowhere and curiously touching around on the box.

Could it be that she discovered something? It must be so. Dia is the princess of the Horadric clan, and she is the most talented wizard of the younger generation. She has obtained the soul inheritance early. In the entire Rogge camp, when it comes to understanding of magic, I am afraid that except for a few old people such as Farah, Apart from guys, she is the most powerful.

But it's too late, we've all been fooled. Even if we find out the tricks now, what's the use? Although I often bully Fini, I'm not so bored that I will publish them after I know the tricks. , Feini is so looking forward to using this magic to show off her skills on God’s birthday and spread her reputation as a comedian.

"Then that's it. Please do your job well, Tia, you have to leave."

I said hello to Tia who was still studying on the box, turned around and was about to leave, but unexpectedly my cloak was quickly pulled.

"Cousin...cousin meow, there is also a second step meow."

With a flushed face and sparkling eyes, Fini was obviously addicted to playing and was unwilling to let me leave so easily.

"When it comes to magic, meow, of course there must be thrilling elements in it, meow, so meow~~~"

With a crash, many thin swords dropped from Feini's hands.

Is this the trick again? This transvestite has suffered so much, why can't she learn a lesson?

"The rules are still the same as before, meow. I hide in the box, and my cousin holds these swords and can pierce any box, meow. In this way, meow, even the situation where my cousin and I join forces to cheat can be eliminated, meow." .”

Feeney continued to wag her little finger proudly, then trotted around the box, turned around and waved, and turned my back to the open space.

"..."

Okay, this time I will teach this complacent transvestite a little lesson.

I waved Tia over and had an ear-to-ear conversation with her.

"That's right, the box is covered with breath-shielding magic, and there is another strange chain magic that seems to be able to be transmitted to any box without leaking any magic breath."

When talking about the chain magic, Tia showed great interest.

"Oh, by the way, Fanfan."

Just when I was frowning and thinking about how I could teach Fini a lesson, Tia suddenly turned her head over in a mysterious way.

"Just now, when I was checking, I did a little bit of manipulation in the box."

Following her gaze, it turned out to be the wooden box she had tinkered with just now.

"..."

Looking at Tia jumping away, I felt a deep confusion in my heart.

Could it be that... Tia is actually a hidden villain?

So, I started inserting the rapiers into the box one by one. The civilians who didn't know what was going on outside looked at it and really sweated. The adventurers didn't care much, because even if these rapiers penetrated people, they would not be affected. For Feini, who is also a job changer, it can't cause much harm.

Now, just wait for Fini to jump into the [trap] prepared by Dia.

In and out, for a moment, I felt the emergence of Feini's breath. Sure enough, she jumped into the box that had been tampered with by Tia. The breath-shielding magic inside had been destroyed by Tia, so I suddenly Noticed.

In addition, the magic effect of transmitting from this box to other boxes was also destroyed by Tia. In other words, unless Fini admits that the magic failed and obediently gets out of the box, otherwise, it will be her prison. .

"Meow~~~"

Sure enough, Finny's subtle screams came from inside the box. She must be confused now, why did the magic fail?

How about it, you still refuse to admit it? if that is the case.

hey-hey.

A shadow flashed across my face for an instant, and with a gentle smile, I came to the box with my sword in hand.

Suosuosuosuo~~

The box was trembling slightly, looking like a sealed box containing a naughty little animal. It seemed that Feini hadn't given up yet.

I decisively found a few nails and nailed the cover firmly with a few clicks.

"Meow woo woo~~~~~"

Feeney inside the box discovered my plot and seemed to want to escape, but unfortunately the lid had been pressed tightly by me.

Then, I picked up the whole box and turned it around like a basketball. My fingers were staring at the corner of the box, and I turned the whole box upside down and started spinning.

"Meow~meow~meow~meow~meow~meow~..."

From inside the box that was rotating at high speed, Fini's pitiful screams could be heard intermittently and vaguely.

"Hiss~~~"

No one noticed the slight sudden sound coming from the box, except...

"Oh no."

Tia held her head.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Tia's expression that she couldn't bear to witness it, Beya couldn't help but leaned over.

"The magic in the box is destroyed so directly that it will explode. Fanfan, ugh~~~~"

Beja's face was confused, and then there was a black line. She only understood one sentence, that is, the box was about to explode.

So, the two girls took a step back decisively.

"Boom, boom, boom, boom!"

There were six consecutive explosions, and the six boxes in the open space were shattered into pieces. Fortunately, because they were all filled with small magic, the explosion was not too strong and did not affect the civilians watching behind.

I was blown away inexplicably.

Can anyone tell me why the box suddenly exploded while it was spinning?

Although the power of the explosion was not great, it still had a certain impact on my weak body. I was blown away by the violent explosion and fell to the ground.

Before I could sit up, a small black shadow followed one after another. It was so deadly that it flew towards this side. Suddenly, my brain had not recovered from the oscillation of the explosion. I didn't understand what was going on. It was dark again, and he was hit by a black shadow.

"Chirp~~~"

My five senses were still in chaos, but the soft and moist touch from my lips reached the nerve center first, making me suddenly open my eyes in surprise and panic.

A faint fragrance came, and then, in the field of vision, Feini's stunning face came into view.

Then, I heard a faint hint of Fini's coquettishness and intoxicating passion leaking out from her lips. Her face was blushing and her eyes were blurred.

"Cousin~Cousin~meow~~"

After the dust from the explosion settled, everyone who saw this scene was stunned. The vast open space was quiet. Even the cold wind that always whistled in winter shrank and disappeared in front of this shocking scene. without a trace...

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Chapter 1111, dedicated to the bachelors...