Chapter 1,182 What’s Wrong with Being Stupid, Short, Ordinary, and Having Small Breasts?

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"Lucia, I think you seem to have misunderstood something."

After coughing a few times and moistening my throat, I made various preparations for the upcoming official explanation.

"Look at this girl."

I pulled Beya, who looked confused, in front of me, and patted her poignantly on the shoulder.

"Don't you think it's a bit too much to put the word "seduce" on her?"

"Um?"

Beya tilted her head and thought, could it be that this idiot is defending himself?

"Yes, this description is too much for the word seduction. Look at this short stature and small breasts. There are no elements worth seducing. It's just like forcing kindness onto a vicious devil. ,unacceptable!"

Beiya: "..."

Lucia: "..."

"And her."

I took a deep breath, and like a saint who wanted to spread the truth to the world, I pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the ground. Two sharp gazes that penetrated time and space fell on Dia.

"Indeed, the figure is very attractive. I think any man will feel this way when he first sees it."

"but!!"

Suddenly his eyes widened, and his big hand fell on Tia's pretty face, pulling her sunny smile into a funny and cute look.

"Don't be deceived by her appearance. You see her childish smile. In the final analysis, she is just a little girl with a mental age of only ten years old."

I crossed my arms and nodded. I had explained it so clearly. If Lucia still couldn't understand, she would be too stupid.

Tia: "..."

Lucia: "..."

"Well, it seems I was wrong."

Lucia sighed and actually admitted her mistake. Is this really the arrogant little fox I know? Ordinarily speaking, even if you admit in your heart that my words are reasonable, shouldn't you still retort with a tough "Urusei Urusei Urusei"?

"How should I put it... After all, I also have a certain responsibility for this matter. Bad guy, if you have any last words, please tell me quickly. I will help you convey it to Vilas and the others."

"Huh? What stupid... words are you talking about... ah... ugh!!"

At the end of the sentence, my tongue suddenly became knotted, as if the words came from the mouth of someone who had been frozen in the ice and snow for three days and three nights, and finally turned into a scream.

There is murderous intent! !

The strong murderous aura that seemed to be condensed into a black gas emanated from the petite body of the little girl Beya, who lowered her head, trembled her shoulders, and clenched her fists. Then she looked next to Di, who had her hands behind her back and smiled brightly at me. Ya, I don’t know why, but the risk to me is even greater than Beja’s.

Oops, I got too carried away just now! !

I wailed in my heart, and ran away without saying a word.

But as soon as I lifted my steps, it felt like I was hung with a thousand kilograms of lead and was firmly sucked to the ground. Without warning, I fell heavily on my butt.

"Fanfan, didn't we agree to go shopping together? Running away is not an option."

Tia's innocent voice came from behind. I don't know why, like a frog being stared at by a snake, I trembled in Tia's clear and sunny laughter, and felt the scythe of death gently on my neck. The coolness on my head.

"Wait, it was a misunderstanding just now, listen to me..."

I turned my body over and faced the two little girls. I kept kicking on the ground and retreating, trying to distance myself and making a final desperate struggle.

Unexpectedly, Beiya had already disappeared from the spot. Just when I felt bad, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit my waist hard, causing my body that had just wanted to sit up to lie down again.

My vision went dark, and when I regained my consciousness after gasping for breath, I suddenly discovered that the figure that had just been smashed down, the little elf princess Beya, was already sitting firmly on my waist, and her little mouth was cracked open, revealing a sharp little tiger teeth.

"What do you want to do to your father?!"

I shouted loudly, hoping that I would suddenly shake my body and frighten the little girl.

"Sorry, my father, my daughter, me, I suddenly want to beat you hard, you like your daughter the most, you should not refuse."

Beiyapi stared at me with a smile, and you could easily see a blazing flame in his eyes.

"Suffer death!!"

The next moment, Beja's fists fell like raindrops.

"Oooo----!!"

I shook my head desperately, as if I was in great pain, and let out a lung-breaking howl, but I was secretly proud of myself.

Uh-huh, you stupid elf, with this little strength, you can barely itch me.

"Beya, this is not okay."

As Dia's voice sounded, the fist that landed on her body suddenly disappeared.

Oh oh oh, are you here to help me out? Although the beating didn't hurt at all, I will still remember this love. Thank you, my comrade Tia.

My eyes are moist. You see, this is the gap between people. I also said that Beja is only thinking about revenge, but Tia shows a broad mind like a Virgin.

Why is there no movement?

I squinted my eyes slightly and saw this scene.

The two little girls were whispering something to each other, and then Tia handed something to Beiya and put it on her little fist.

Gulu!

I couldn't help but swallow.

If the knowledge in the brain is correct, it should be a human weapon called the Iron Tiger Finger. Although it is far less powerful than the assassin's wrist blade and other weapons, there is no need to doubt that wearing this If you think about it, even the weakest young lady in the boudoir can turn into a tigress.

Tia, you...

Having witnessed this dirty transaction with my own eyes, I burst into tears.

And Beiya, who tried to punch a few times in the air and found some feeling, turned back with a childish smile. The small tiger fang exuded a light that was even colder than the blue anger.

"I'll fight!!"

Accompanied by a scream, this time, real screams echoed in the sky.

"I just thought I saw grandma waving to me in the flower field on the other side."

I climbed up from the ground dying, and said to myself as if my soul was out of body.

"Deserved it."

Beya made a fierce face at me and looked at the iron tiger finger she was wearing on her hand, which was stained with miserable red blood. It was as if she had encountered a destined exclusive weapon. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it.

I said, this thing has no power against monsters at all. Don't act recklessly, thinking that you are wearing a magic weapon and stupidly jumping into the monsters.

"If you could learn to be smarter, you wouldn't be in this situation."

Lucia swung her fox tail widely and raised her eyebrows lightly. Just a small change in her expression and demeanor revealed her infinite charm. Even women's eyes could be attracted to her unconsciously. It was so captivating. .

"By the way, there is a question I have wanted to ask for a long time." I raised my hand high and pointed at the little fox.

"Why, when did you follow me so naturally?"

"How about it, can't you?"

Lucia was cute and cute, baring her teeth and claws at me, revealing two small tiger teeth. Because she was twice as strong as Beja, was she also twice as fierce?

"Of course, we are a new era brave team with organization, discipline, goals, and ideals. How can we just let some suspicious elements join us?" I pushed up the bridge of my nose, revealing my hidden eyes.

"So I'll apply to our captain first."

I pointed my hand forward, and Arturia, who was still looking at the layout of the new district like a curious baby, had a serious and business-like face.

"Alto, can you let me go shopping with you?" The little fox waved to a certain idiot in front of him without saying anything.

"Please feel free to do so."

This golden idiot's thoughts seemed to come to a decision without going through the brain, just turning around on the idiot hair on the top of his head.

Wu’s wife, Artoria, you can’t undermine your husband like this.

I burst into tears immediately.

Ding dong dong dong dong! !

System prompt: Player [Lucia] has joined the [Brave] team.

"Ahem, cough, cough, in that case, forget it, but what identity should I give you?"

I looked at the other girls, my eyes fell on the charming little fox, and I secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This little coquettish fox always felt a little more attractive after the test of Tianhu. Is it my imagination?

"Identity?" Lucia tilted her head and looked at me, her cute fox ears swaying, looking extremely cute.

"Look!" I pointed my finger at the other girls.

"Wife, daughter, sister, you are the only one who has no identity. Wouldn't it be very awkward?"

"That's right, that's right."

Beja was also nodding her head desperately. She seemed very enthusiastic about this kind of thing that dragged others into the water. She was really a petty princess. If she saw what she looked like now, the previous Elf Queen would cry in heaven.

However, this was exactly what I wanted, so after ignoring Lucia’s confused look, the two of us discussed it.

The most important thing is the restless fox tail, which makes us very confused as to what kind of identity we should give Lucia.

A family consisting of an elf wife, an elf daughter, and a Horadric sister is already strange enough. If you add a fox-man to the family, it's not called strange, it's called curiosity.

"What about the down-and-out distant cousin who came to seek refuge?" Beja suggested.

"No, no, no, this distant cousin is too far away. They are of a different race. Besides, I don't want to mention the word cousin."

I held my head, as if recalling something unbearable.

"The lover who came back from a hookup with evil intentions and tried to assassinate his wife?"

Hey, are you going to stage the love and hatred of a wealthy family or the kimchi love of a wealthy family?

"You two...are talking to yourselves!!"

As the little fox who was left aside let out a squeal, her fluffy fox tail also turned into a whip shadow, then swept over and slapped her stomach hard.

There was a loud "thud", and I fell down clutching my stomach as if I had been hit hard by the attack of a siege beast.

It's obviously the same for Beiya, why did you only hit me? ! !

Also, I’m also very curious about Lucia’s tail. It’s obviously a very soft and supple fox tail. When did it have such ferocious abilities? It was almost like the weak and harmless Stymon suddenly had the power of a dragon.

"Why does this Tianhu have to play the kind of third-rate supporting role you call me?"

This little fox, with its hands on its hips proudly and its charming face, came closer than a fist to itself, and asked with a grin through gritted teeth.

"Wouldn't it look too abrupt if I didn't blend into these characters?" I coughed a few times, resisting the temptation that was right in front of me, and said plausibly.

"It's like a soybean mixed in a pot of mung beans, like a pinball player mixed in a team of Gangdamu, like a slime mixed in a brave team...ah, maybe the latter It might be allowed."

"I don't know what you, the scoundrel, are talking about, but I don't think that's the case."

"Then tell me how other people will look at you as a suspicious person with no identity." I snorted, and Beiya nodded in agreement.

"Ordinary adventurer teammates." The little fox said softly.

I:"……"

Beiya: "..."

"Could it be that...you have never thought about this kind of relationship, so you go to all the trouble to get a daughter or sister?" Seeing our stiff looks, the little fox asked back.

It was this sentence that was like a sharp arrow piercing the heart, causing Beya and I to clutch our chests and gasp in pain.

"That's all Fanfan...Beya, are you...also a fool?"

Then, Dia on the side, with an innocent look full of clear springs, added an unintentional fatal blow.

Beja and I knelt down in the otz position.

"Damn...damn..."

The accumulated anger tank exploded in an instant, and we became angry instantly.

"What's wrong with idiots? Is there anything wrong with idiots? Where have idiots offended you? We are not born idiots, we just don't study hard. Why should we look down on idiots?!"

"That's right, that's right. What's wrong with being short? Does being tall mean something great? Me, I don't want to be that short, but there's no other way. I've tried all the methods, even if I get up late at night every day and secretly Even drinking three more bottles of goat’s milk won’t do it!!”

"That's right, is he handsome? Ordinary people also have the charm of ordinary people. I have never envied guys like Carlos. Ordinary people also have the brilliance of ordinary people. Is there anything wrong with being ordinary? Why do telephone poles always like me? Bullying ordinary people?"

"I agree, long live small breasts. Small breasts are of rare value. Guys like you who put all your nutrients in your breasts deserve to live your whole life without knowing the benefits of small breasts."

Tia: "..."

Lucia: "..."

"I don't know why, but I feel a little sad suddenly." Lucia touched the corners of her eyes.

"Even if I knew five years ago that Patch accidentally slipped out and was eaten by sandworms, I wouldn't feel so uncomfortable. It turns out that there are more pitiful people in this world."

Who is Patch? Patch! !

"Forget it, let's ignore these guys. They are the winners in life and will never understand what beauty with flaws is."

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