Chapter 1,231 The Origin of My Brother

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Destiny is unpredictable, life and death are repeated, and the days that keep flashing next to the resurrection spring are particularly nostalgic. Unknowingly, at the end of spring and summer, autumn and winter come, the original yellow flowers everywhere are once again covered by a silver-white blanket. Suddenly, a year has passed...

I:"……"

When I woke up faintly, I glanced around blankly. One year is neither long nor short. I just feel that my heart has changed a lot. In an instant, I realized many things that I had ignored in the past, and I felt a kind of epiphany in my heart. I feel that life is short, right and wrong, grudges and grudges, where to go, thinking about the past when the Buddha attained enlightenment under the bodhi tree, and today, this emperor lives forever in a frying pan, it is also a beautiful story.

However, there is still a trace of concern in my heart. I wonder what will happen to God’s birthday in the end. Where are my lovers, are they haggard because of my departure?

"Brother Wu doesn't seem to have woken up yet." A familiar voice seemed to come to mind.

"No matter what, I can't wake him up."

That voice, as quiet and sweet as Lena's, is this the invasion of demons from outside the world, and is it the last test of her ascension?

"You are welcome."

Another emotionless voice sounded, and it seemed to be conveying something.

These inner demons seem to be discussing something terrible.

"Is this really okay?"

The little princesses standing on one side asked worriedly, oh oh oh, what are you going to do?

I finally couldn't help but squint my eyes and look for that ray of light.

I saw the murder weapon belonging to Willas, the dark and shiny pan, being held high above the head by the maid of Huang Duanzi. If this druid did not learn geometry in middle school, then based on the current location of the pan, Huang Duanzi The maid's arm length, coupled with the Huang Duanzi maid's pseudo-domain level strength, the acceleration of gravity, and the negligible air resistance.

Substituting these data into the calculation of the most poisonous maid's heart, there is no doubt that the final landing point of the pan - between my eyebrows, will be hit by more than ten tons, enough to temporarily send me to Up in heaven, chasing the force of grandma’s kind back among the sea of ​​flowers.

“Fight fire with fire.”

Standing next to the pornographic maid, Princess Sanwu, who is as cold and cute as a doll, gives a thumbs up to the others, as if to say, believe me, you are a real man, with cute big breasts.

"That's weird, you bastard!!!"

I suddenly woke up and shouted loudly, "Ascension to enlightenment, enlightenment and eternal life are all just floating clouds. If I don't get up again, maybe there is something important in my mind that will be destroyed by this ruthless pan." .

I bent down and sat up, stretched out my big hand, grabbed the little princess who was about to run away in fear of crime, pulled her back, pressed her into my arms, and used my hands to drill on the temples on both sides of her forehead.

As for the naughty maid, don’t worry now. She is still the identity of Carole, so she can’t make a move, but... humph, don’t think I will be like this. Forget it, our Rogge is not called the third stingy for nothing. Just one word, small.

"Where's Vilas?"

Putting the dizzy Princess Sanwu aside, I glanced around and found Vilas lying on a bench opposite, her face still red and smoking as if it had been steamed.

"Sister Vilas also fainted after throwing the pan, so we took you to this restaurant to have a rest."

Lena smiled and explained to me.

So that's it.

Thinking back on it, I immediately connected the whole story. I guess it was because Vilas was so embarrassed that she swung the frying pan and launched a finishing attack on me who had unintentionally exposed some extremely sexy things, and then committed suicide. Everyone fainted from shyness.

What a misfortune!

"Brother, are you okay? Just lie down for a while. Sister Willas probably won't wake up soon."

My shoulders were gently pressed by a pair of small hands, and I lay down on the bench again. I put my head lightly. I was just about to welcome the contact with the cold and hard wooden board, but it landed lightly on the slender and elastic soft flesh.

I looked up and saw that at some point, Lena was already sitting where I was lying down just now. Naturally, the back of my head was resting on her lap.

Could this be the legendary knee pillow?

Looking at Lena's slightly red pretty face, I was stunned, and then I let out a long yawn and narrowed my eyes comfortably.

Do you think we are still little virgins, and we would blush and feel heartbeat over such a thing? When we say that Lena is our sister, when we usually go to visit her, we accidentally fall asleep and still sleep on her bed, and then this becomes more and more serious. The little wolf girl who likes to act coquettishly towards me will secretly pull my arm to use as a pillow.

Speaking of which, why do I feel so sleepy every time I visit Lena, and then when I wake up, I sleep on Lena's bed as a matter of course, and see Lena lying in my arms as a matter of course?

Could it be that Lena's calm and peaceful temperament has attracted the hidden Sandman deep in our hearts?

It's terrible, it's really terrible. If we had been born in hell, we might have become Bellifan, the god of sleep, who represents laziness among the seven demon kings.

Although in my customized Wu ranking, the most comfortable pillow in the world is Linya's "all-inclusive" mind, but Lena's thighs are also good, despite how thin this little girl is. The body is very slender and delicate, but there are still places where flesh should be present.

Ahem, let me explain in advance that I am talking about Lena’s thighs, not any other strange places. Although I usually sleep there with her and hold her in my arms, some inevitable contact makes me probably someone other than her. Besides herself, she is the person who knows her figure best, but...

Does my brother know that my sister’s measurements are wrong? ! This is the absolute truth that exists in the world and intelligent life from the moment God created the world! Even if it is placed in God’s precepts, it is not an exaggeration to say that every believer must pray every morning! ! !

The Lord said: As a brother, you must measure the measurements of your lovely sister every morning to know her physical condition and whether she is developing well.

Long live God! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Brother, what are you thinking about?"

I felt a cold touch on my forehead. I opened my eyes and found that Lena was gently wiping my face with a wet towel.

"Ahem, no."

I coughed a few times with a guilty conscience and looked around as he changed the topic.

"That's right, Lena."

I suddenly remembered a question that I had ignored and wanted to ask for a long time.

"Remember when I just met you, you called me Brother Fan, right? When did you change it to Brother Fan?"

Yes, that's it. From eldest brother Fan to older brother, it's like the change of seasons. The transition is so natural that I never noticed it. I only think of this every time I think back to the scene when I just met Lena.

"Don't you know?" Lena, who was condescending, lowered her head and cast a soft gaze.

"Didn't notice it."

"..."

"Are you angry? Sorry, I really didn't want to forget, but it just seemed so natural that I didn't notice it at all."

Seeing Lena's silence, I thought she was angry that I had forgotten such an important thing.

"You're not angry, hee hee, brother is such an idiot."

Lena smiled sweetly, and gently stroked my cheek with her cold white fingers.

"Then tell me, when is it?"

Seeing that Lena didn't seem really angry, curiosity took over my brain.

"Don't tell me, let me think about it myself."

Lena stuck out her tongue slightly, but no matter how coaxed she was, she couldn't pry her mouth open in the end, which made me extremely disappointed.

Of course, what I didn't know was that Lena didn't know either.

As I said at the beginning, because it is so natural, just like the alternation of the four seasons, just like human breathing, unknowingly, the eldest brother Fan becomes the elder brother.

but……

Lena felt a little happy, and gently held her little hands on her chest, touching the throbbing girl's feelings.

However, such a change must have happened - when he decided to capture his brother.

"I didn't disturb you."

At this moment, Linya's sky-blue eyes, like the vast blue sky on a sunny day, appeared above me, startling Lena and me.

When I was pretending to be dead just now, I was still whispering around me. When Lena gave me a knee pillow, they all disappeared again. Now they all appear with a bang. Are you practicing Wu's presence magic skill like Princess Sanwu?

Linya, Sara, Xilusi and Aikelu, as well as Kajier who was screaming and wanting to rub into my arms again, and Princess Sanwu who I had just used the Wu family method on, were temporarily trapped by myself. The maids who were playing pornographic jokes all appeared, and I was stunned.

"Brother Wu, you must be hungry."

After blinking her eyes, which were as clear as the blue sky, Linya waved the spoon in her hand in front of my eyes.

My eyelids twitched violently, and I tried to calm myself down, reminding myself loudly in my mind that this is not a pan, not a Vilas pan, and it won't hurt even if I knock it off.

I was attacked by Willas' pan just now, and the resurrection water in my dream flickered for a whole year. Now I already have a bit of a phobia of kitchen utensils.

"I'm a little hungry."

After touching my dry belly, I sat up from the shy Lena's lap, and then I realized.

I have obviously been hosting the MasterChef competition for a whole morning, and I have seen all kinds of delicacies that are rarely seen in daily life (and poisonous ones, of course), but I haven't eaten a single bite. It's quite sad that I am like this as a food host.

I looked up and saw that the angle of the light now... It was already afternoon. No wonder my stomach had been growling since just now.

"Although it's a bit late, it's lunch time, Brother Wu."

As Linya smiled, she put a spoonful of soup into my mouth and swallowed it.

After eating, my stomach growled even louder. I turned around and found that the table next to me was already filled with various dishes.

"This is……?"

"No one had lunch, so we borrowed the kitchen from the restaurant owner."

Sarah, who was setting the dishes, turned around and smiled softly. Her unparalleled beauty even made people unable to open their eyes to her smile.

It turned out that after I woke up, everyone went to work in the kitchen, leaving only the frail Lena with me.

"Princess Sirus, Princess Aikolu, oh oh oh, be careful, let me do this rough work."

Looking back, I saw two little princesses staggering towards this side carrying a large bucket of rice, followed by a middle-aged aunt wearing an apron and exuding a strong smell of oil smoke.

Judging from the current situation, this aunt who reminds me of the [Caide Style Roasted Suckling Pig King] in the Master of Chef competition should be the owner of the restaurant.

"Sorry to bother you, it didn't affect your business."

As the head of the family, I naturally had to express my gratitude to Linya and the others for occupying the restaurant kitchen.

"No, no, Elder Fan, don't tell me it's free time now, and there aren't many guests coming. The kitchen is empty. Even if it is full of guests and others are not eating, you have to first... Oops, be careful. .”

Halfway through the words, the aunt showed a frightened look again, and carefully protected Xilusi and Aikolu. After finally looking at the two little princesses, she brought a bucket of rice to the table and wiped the sweat from her forehead. Let out a heavy breath.

She was probably asked to serve a hundred buckets of rice by herself, and she was not as exhausted as she was now, watching these two doting and uneasy little princesses serving the food.

"Well done, Xilusi, Aikelu, you are indeed my good baby." Seeing the two little princesses panting slightly, I guess they helped a lot, so I naturally wanted to praise them.

"Hey hehe~~~"

For some reason, Xilusi and Aikelu, who were praised by me, turned their heads in embarrassment and looked away.

Especially Xilusi, whose pretty face was flushed red, and she didn't dare to meet my eyes no matter what, as if I, as a father, had become a cruel being who glared at anyone's pregnancy.

What happened?

I was greatly puzzled. Could it be that the two precious daughters had entered a rebellious period in which they distanced themselves from their father?

The answer is of course not.

Silos and Ecolu would tell their fathers because on the night of God’s birthday, when their father and Mother Vilas were having sex happily on the bed, they asked Mother Veras to imitate the barking of a puppy. , just happened to be looked at by them.

After being mentioned again just now, it is natural that the two little princesses who have witnessed that fragrant ripple scene with their own eyes will have that scene appear in their minds every time they look at their fathers, and are they so embarrassed?

Vilas is still on the loading standby. Based on the shame caused by the previous words that made her faint, from my experience, she will probably have to wait until night to wake up.

So everyone was not polite. A gust of wind and residual clouds filled their stomachs, and half of the big bucket of rice fell into their stomachs.

After I was full, I touched my bulging belly, picked my teeth with satisfaction, and looked at Xilusi and Aikolu. They were still avoiding my eyes.

So the feeling of happiness after eating suddenly disappeared.

It's so sad, so lonely. Is this what every father must face, the family crisis when his children are rebellious?

No, I have to re-establish a tall image in front of my precious daughters that they can trust and get close to.

First, let’s find something to talk about.

"Speaking of which, the restaurant owner just now called Silos and Aikelu princesses." I asked curiously.

"Brother Wu didn't realize it until now?" Linya covered her mouth and laughed.

"Not only the restaurant owner, but the entire camp calls our little princess that."

"oh?"

"Is there anything surprising? Xilusi and Aikolu are qualified enough to be called princesses, and they are the only ones in the entire camp who are suitable for this title."

Seeing my curious look, Linya explained softly.

"Brother Wu, think about it. Among the elders who manage the entire alliance, Grandma Akara, Grandpa Kane, Master Kasha, Master Farah, and Brother Wu, you are the only one who has a daughter."

"So that's it." I kind of understood.

"Everyone hopes that our alliance can have a princess that everyone loves and is proud of, just like the Horadric and Elves."

"I didn't expect that my title of handyman elder would be that useful."

I touched my chin proudly, finally feeling a little bit of happiness from my status as an elder.

"Vilas is also affectionately called the singer by everyone. Sarah, Lena and you also have honorific titles such as [Princess] and [Your Excellency]." I suddenly lowered my head in frustration.

"Why do I feel that only I, [Elder Fan], don't have much respect in it?"

"Well..."

Linya, Lena, Sarah, and the twin little princesses, even Princess Sanwu and the pornographic maid, all looked at each other with knowing eyes and pursed their lips in laughter.

Of course they know the reason.

As for Velas, why is she affectionately called a singer, admired, respected and loved by everyone - even though she herself does not have this consciousness.

Even Linya's grandmother, Raphael, the princess of hundreds of tribes, who was known as an expert in singing and dancing, was unparalleled in beauty, and had conquered all the singers and dancers at the same time, the honor and respect she received in the camp was nothing more than this.

Even taking into account Willas' endearing gentleness, kindness, and shy character, don't you think it's a bit too much to be able to achieve the same status as Raphael back then?

And so is the unpopular Lena.

The same goes for Syrus and Ecolu.

Although Sarah is known as the most beautiful woman in the mainland, just relying on this to gain the respect and support she has now seems like a dream.

All this, the too illusory glory that shrouds all the girls, is actually very clear to most people, except for a certain fool who still doesn't know why.

That is when people transfer their gratitude and admiration for a certain person's hard work of running for the Alliance and the continent, fighting bloody battles, and protecting countless lives to his family.

Because everyone knows that that person does not like to be supported, looked at with grateful eyes, held high and high, out of reach of others. He is everyone's savior, an ordinary hero.

Therefore, I have no choice but to transfer this gratitude to his family, hoping that at least through this, I can express my inner respect...

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Woohoo~~~ My head is getting a little hot again, damn the weather...