Chapter 1,658 The Integrity of One Hundred Thousand Yuan
...Ask a question..." I carefully considered my words in order not to offend the princess in front of me who was selling her moral integrity and selling her underwear. ([] .)
"Okay, suppose, suppose there really is such a woman, isn't there an easier way? Just shout casually on the street, and everyone will be fine. Come to me quickly. Wouldn't it be simpler? Why bother to go out of your way? Are you going to buy your virginity-loss underwear?”
"It seems to make sense." The red and white princess thought for a few seconds, and suddenly countless lightning flashes flashed through her mind. She staggered back a few steps, and then fell to her knees on the ground.
"Is it really the reason why it can't be sold?"
No, no, no, the more fundamental reason is that there is no such woman in this world!
"I have no choice but to think about other products. Thanks to Wu, I got out of my misunderstanding." Although she was deeply shocked, the red and white princess quickly cheered up and murmured to herself.
"What kind of underwear should I design this time?"
"Are you so obsessed with tampering with underwear? Give me some ordinary products!!!" I angrily lifted the coffee table.
"Underwear is the most common thing, something everyone needs."
"Okay... okay, whatever you want." My body shook a few times, and I no longer knew what to say.
"I wonder what kind of underwear can be sold?"
"The most ordinary underwear."
"How can I, a member of the miko clan, only make ordinary things? What is the difference between this and mortals?"
"Then you keep thinking about making money from mortals, you bastard!"
"Anyway, let's make it a little special. After all, it's made of such precious paper and underwear made of charms. Wu, do you have any suggestions?"
"Let me think about it..."
If I don't get the 100,000 yuan princess today, I won't be able to get any information from her.
So, I was thinking about it very seriously, and even thought about the original world.
But this really gave me a good idea.
"Let's start with the bra strap. Can you do it with the bra strap?"
"No problem, as long as there is a charm, there is nothing that can't be done." The red and white princess's eyes lit up, and she seemed to agree with this method.
After all, it was a product that even she wanted. I looked at her breasts, which were neither big nor small, with no features at all, with pity.
"I always feel that Wu's gaze is very disrespectful."
"It's just your illusion. You should be able to do it now. Answer me a few questions."
"Well, since Wu helped me think of such a good business opportunity, I will try my best to answer Wu, as long as it is something I can talk about."
"Very well, just ask here."
This is still within the confines of the Mages Guild. It is backed by a small forest and there is no one around. It is a good place for conversation.
"Hold on."
With that said, the red and white princess took out her wooden box again, and once again staged the Transformers drama. The wooden box turned into a spacious wooden floor, which was soft as if there was a layer of wood-colored carpet. There is also a low wooden table in the middle.
I:"……"
Although I have already said it, I still want to complain again, if there were more wooden boxes like this. It will definitely be welcomed by adventurers and travelers. It sells better than any other underwear. At least I will consider buying one.
Are all the witches just fools who throw watermelons and pick sesame seeds?
Make tea skillfully. After taking a sip and entering tea-drinking god mode, the red and white princess made a please gesture.
"First of all, the first question is, is the space guarded by your witch clan connected to hell?"
"To be precise, it is a special closed barrier space located in the Dark Continent, with a portal to the hell world." The other party replied very readily.
very good. The first problem is solved.
"Last time I heard you say that the miko clan has been living in that space for generations, and they seem to be guarding something. Is it just to guard this passage to hell?"
"Prohibited matters."
I:"……"
Forget it if I can't answer, please don't force me to complain, okay?
"Okay, let's change the question. Can the Hell Clan come to our Dark Continent through your passage?"
"Theoretically. No."
"Why?"
"First of all, the location of the exit to hell is not fixed, but keeps moving randomly. It never stays in one place. Just trying to meet the exit of the passage is very difficult to enter. Furthermore, there are Protected by a powerful barrier, not even the devil can enter."
"That's good." I was relieved when I heard that even the devil couldn't enter.
However, if even the devil couldn't do it, then what was the soul of the burgundy devil back then...
"Is this barrier directional? For example, it is only effective for the hell clan, but ordinary people can easily pass through it."
"I never heard my mother say this. Even so, it's not easy for ordinary people to pass through... What's wrong?"
"No, it's nothing..."
But suddenly I heard "Mom" from the red and white princess. For some reason, I felt very...well, very scary.
"So, the last question, do you remember that about...well, about thirty years ago, was there a soul passing through that passage?"
With a soft "pop", the red and white princess, who had been holding the tea in her tea-drinking god mode, gently put the cup down, raised the teapot with an elegant and indifferent expression, and filled a cup for herself, but did not hold it up for a long time. .
"Indeed." After a while, she responded softly.
I was so energetic that I wanted to slap my thigh hard and shout, "Sure enough, it is so."
"Can you tell me about this?"
"I wasn't born yet at that time, so I don't know very well."
I:"……"
"Wu... what's that look? Do you doubt my age? I'm a beautiful girl in my prime."
Chu Chu, who is in her prime, should be a girl with integrity, right?
"It seems like you have to ask your mother."
"It's a pity that my mother has passed away."
"I'm sorry, that's a shame, in every way, but what about your father? Maybe he might know, too."
"Father is still here."
"I really want to see him right away." In addition to this question, I also want to see what kind of fortress genes the Red and White Princess has inherited.
"I can do it now."
"Really...really?" I was shocked.
"Yes, do you really want to see it that much?"
"If possible, please let me see you."
"All right."
In response, the red and white princess was holding something under the table.
Hey, take...?
Then, a money box half as tall as a person appeared in front of me as if it was taken out of Doraemon's pocket.
"To introduce you solemnly, this is my father."
"What kind of father is this!!!"
"I can't help it. This is what my mother told me when she was still alive. She said that from now on, you should treat the money box like your father."
"What kind of mother is this!!!"
Is it true that like daughter, like mother? I seem to be able to imagine what the mother of the Red and White Princess looks like!
"And she also told me that she picked me up in the money box."
"No, no, no, please don't believe this. I think most adults have lied to their children in this way. They said they picked it up from the river, picked it up from the roadside, and so on."
"That's right. Judging from a normal point of view, there should be no way to throw the baby into the money box."
"Even if you don't judge from such an ordinary perspective, you can still guess it!!"
"But what my mother said was very true. She said that I stayed in the money box for ten months before I came out."
"You're ten months pregnant, you bastard. Who is the mother and who is the father? The genders are completely mixed up. Your mother's gender is even confused!"
"She said that thanks to this, she made more money in those ten months than before."
"It's completely exposed! She just put you as a baby on the money box and used other people's love to make money. This is absolutely right!!!"
"I can't leave the money box anymore. Isn't this the feeling of being connected by flesh and blood?" The red and white princess hugged the money box tightly unmoved. He said kindly and movedly.
"No, this is just the feeling of getting into money's eyes."
"It is said that as long as a gold coin is put in, my father will smile happily. I really want to hear it. I haven't heard my father's hearty laughter for a long time."
"This laughter is so damn supernatural! Can a human make it?!"
"If my father is happy, I will be happy too."
"You are the only one who is happy, right!!!"
I gasped for air. Oops, I accidentally fell into the opponent's complaint trap and couldn't extricate myself. This red and white princess really shouldn't be underestimated.
"What would happen if I threw a silver coin?" I took out a small coin and made a gesture of throwing it into the money box.
After taking a light sip of tea, the red and white princess looked at me with an indifferent look like a beggar: "Father will probably be reluctant and smile reluctantly."
"I'm so sorry that your father had to do so reluctantly!!"
"Where's a gem?" I took out another broken gem.
"Father will definitely tell me to entertain my guests well." The red and white princess cheered up and enthusiastically gave me a cup of tea.
"Ten yuan." I continued to test, wanting to see where the bottom line of this 100,000 yuan princess' moral integrity lies?
"Although it is a simple meal, please stay and let me wait to thank you, my father said." The eyes of the red and white princess were sparkling.
"One hundred dollars."
"There is hope for the revival of the shrine. I don't know how to repay this great kindness." The red and white princess touched the corners of her eyes with emotion, knelt down and bent over, touched the ground with her ten fingers, and gave a big salute... Not finished to be continued)