Chapter 2388: Falling in Love Is Harmful to IQ

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We arrived at the Horadric tribe one day in advance. We mean Akara, Kane, and a group of onlookers, including the three maids of the Green Forest Bar, Fini. They also arrived at the camp a few days in advance. A group of people It's noisy and noisy. Anyway, where there are people like Lao Ma, Feini, and Gott, it will never be quiet.

After coming to the Horadric tribe, Dia was taken away as usual to prepare her bride. Well... I had already accepted my fate. Anyway, I put on the wealthy Arab robe the next morning. , you can start immediately. Whatever a man wants to dress up, a pure man is so neat.

In fact, occasionally, I also want to wear something handsome. For example, the gentleman's dress I wore when I married Arturia was very good.

Sakron was very mysterious. He only came to meet me once, and after giving some basic etiquette instructions that I had already memorized during our previous two weddings, he disappeared. Looking at his hurried back, could it be that One week was not enough for him to develop a secret weapon against Tyne and Kleisina?

Forget it, let him worry about it. Anyway, tomorrow will be the last battle between the three of them. After tomorrow, I won’t have to be at the mercy of their weird things.

Thinking of this, I began to wait for tomorrow with peace of mind, but gradually, I found that something was wrong with the atmosphere.

Too many people.

I originally estimated that the number of guests who came to visit the wedding this time would be similar to that of the Elf clan. After all, the Horadric clan's name, which has been silent for a long time, is still not as loud as the Elf clan, and its population is much smaller. In addition, the area here is Located in the center of the desert, it is not a forest wonderland with spring all year round like the Elf King City. Even with the magic of air conditioning, there will still be people who don't like it and can't adapt to it.

But I found that I was too naive and underestimated the interest of the people of the Dark Continent in joining in the fun. The reason why there were not enough people at the Elf Wedding Ceremony was because of the problem of the remote transmission array. Now the problem has basically been solved. For the people of the Dark Continent who lack entertainment activities , how can you miss such a grand event? Almost everything that can come has come.

When I looked out the window, I shrank in fear. The Horadric clan in the first world had been run by Thakron in a big and prosperous way, and gradually became known as Xiaolu Gaoyin. But at this moment, it was still like the second world. The Horadric clan in the world is in general, and there are crowds of people almost everywhere.

hostel? The hotel was already full because the date was set a week in advance. Many people who were free did not rush here just today, but had heard the news two, three, four, or even a week earlier. That moment came.

Therefore, in the huge Horadric City, it is said that the hotel was full three days ago. The remaining people began to set up tents, lie on the roof, occupy treetops, sleep in the grass, and spend the night in various ways. However, there was no resentment at all. More and more people came, and Horadric City became more and more lively and crowded. They all felt that the trip was worthwhile. Even if there was no grand wedding, being able to see so many people together in one place was a worthwhile visit.

Then there are the adventurers. At a glance, you can see adventurers in twos and threes at random. I don’t know the specific number, but I always feel that in the five major areas of the first world, except for those who are still experienced, there are 78% possible. Gathered here, together with elves, dwarves, and fox-men and werewolves, it’s dazzling to see. There are even a few angels who don’t know whether they are here to join in the fun or what they are doing, and there may be many mysterious things. , unknown races quietly mixed in the crowd, it was like a feast of hundreds of races.

Ouch.

Looking out the window with emotion, I suddenly shrank my neck and hid.

Several warriors of the fox tribe passed by with expressionless faces, not a hint of the lively and festive colors of the other guests on their faces.

Comparing my feelings, I seem to be able to understand the annoyance in the hearts of these fox people. Although they are angry that I abducted their Heavenly Fox Saint, many of them have actually accepted the reality helplessly, but they are still angry. So he just resents me a lot.

Well, now, I, the playboy who kidnapped their Heavenly Fox Saint, actually took their Heavenly Fox Saint to accept the second test, and when the test process was not very optimistic, I ended up with him in the blink of an eye. Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Horadric Tribe is getting married.

If I were a fox warrior, I would whip this beastly bastard to death with one swipe of my tail.

Obviously, in the eyes of these expressionless fox warriors, I am just that beastly bastard, maybe even worse.

The strong man has something to say. When I go back to my hometown and get married... Bah, bah, bah, I mean, when Tia and I get married, why don't I immediately go to the fox tribe? Besides, I was a little wronged. I had already mentioned our marriage to the little fox, but the little fox just didn't want to. It was as if I had abandoned her.

I muttered a little aggrievedly, but if you give me a hundred courages, I wouldn't dare go down and argue with these righteous fox warriors.

Forget it, who doesn't know how to talk? I'll use actions to prove my feelings for the little fox when the time comes. A certain Druid, who was very timid, shrank his neck and thought to himself.

Downstairs, Feini and the others were celebrating happily, and the noise could be clearly heard outside the street. Fortunately, I had tomorrow's wedding as an excuse to get rid of their entanglement. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

Thinking of this, I decided to go to bed early and prepare for tomorrow's wedding in the most serious and optimal manner. It should be regarded as the most formal and grand wedding. Anyway, there are more guests than at an elf wedding.

At this moment, the Horadric mage sent by Sakron suddenly came and took me to the central mage tower.

"The patriarch has an order, your highness, please sleep here tonight." After taking me to a room, Master Horadric said respectfully.

"I know, thank you for your hard work."

After watching the mage leave, I turned around and looked around the room. It was obviously a temporary vacancy, and there were traces of a library room everywhere.

Thakron is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Kleisina originally chose the Central Mage Tower as the place to welcome the bride. He was so good that he directly let Tia and I stay in the Central Mage Tower. As the Holy Land of the Horadric Tribe, The central mage tower, which symbolizes the soul of the mage, is obviously superior to Kressina as the wedding room.

Just using this sacred place as a wedding room, does it put too much pressure on Tia and me?

Forget it, ignore it and go to sleep.

Just when I was about to lie down, suddenly, there was a knock on the opposite side of the wall.

"Is it Fanfan?" Dia's weak voice, full of questions and joy, came from across a wall.

"It's me, it turns out you're next door." I responded quickly.

"Hey, hehe, I just heard the noise, and I knew that grandpa would do something like this, and I guessed that it might be Fanfan." The little girl was a little proud, and I could imagine her looking up and chest out without looking at her.

"Look how proud you are." After a pause, my initial sleepiness was dispelled by Tia's voice. I subconsciously moved closer to the wall, as if by doing so I could feel more of this little girl's breath.

"Hey, girl Tia, tell me quickly, what does the wedding dress your grandfather prepared for you look like?"

"I won't tell Fanfan. I want to give Fanfan a surprise tomorrow."

"Isn't it the same now?"

"It's different, and I can't describe it well in words, I have to see it."

"Then I'll go to your room and take a look."

"Okay, it's okay for Fanfan to come over at any time." After a few seconds of silence, Diya's low voice came, carrying a shy and charming tone.

I swallowed loudly and was about to take action when my movements suddenly stopped.

Now I run to the little girl's room, alone and without anyone to disturb me. Can I hold it?

Tia is absolutely determined and will not refuse any of my requests, but seeing that tomorrow is the most important wedding, she has no idea of ​​going through the transformation from a girl to a wife during this sacred ceremony. That's a lie, don't talk about her, even an otaku like me who doesn't understand amorous feelings still has a little bit of romantic cells in my heart.

So, after thinking about it again and again, I sat down again with my raised buttocks and exhaled a long breath.

"You girl, how dare you seduce me? I won't spank you tomorrow."

"Isn't it natural for a wife to seduce her husband?"

Tia, who was a little shy, yet simple and straightforward, enthusiastic and bold, said this confidently, making me feel the sadness of my friend again.

Yaoshou, it seems that this little girl will be a seductress no worse than a little fox in the future. Could it be that my destined fate in the future is not to fall into the hands of powerful enemies like the three demon gods and four demon kings, but to fall on a withered bed?

"Hey, Fanfan, Fanfan." When I came back to my senses, I suddenly heard Tia constantly calling my name.

"What's wrong, little girl?"

"Fanfan, can you put your hand on the wall?"

"Like this? I've put it on, what do you want to do?"

"Hey, hehe, Fanfan is watching his moves."

Dia's lively and mischievous shouts came from across the wall, asking me to show her moves, but I didn't see any moves that would last forever.

"What on earth are you playing? Are you having too much fun and your head is dizzy?"

"Well, Fanfan close your eyes and try to feel it?"

"There's really nothing I can do about you." I muttered, but I still closed my eyes as told. Since I was asked to put my hand on the wall, it was probably because I wanted to sense something, so my concentration naturally dropped. On the palm of my hand.

I felt nothing for the first few seconds, but gradually, I seemed to be able to feel the same warm palm on the opposite side of the wall, which was also pressed against the wall, transmitting an almost imperceptible warmth.

"Is this...your hand?"

"Hey, hey, do you feel it? Fanfan and I are really in tune with each other, and we are made for each other." Dia whispered excitedly.

"Where does this divine reasoning come from? Although I don't object to the conclusion."

"Ordinary people can't feel it."

"That's because we are not ordinary people, we have keen senses, and we also have soul connections to sense."

"Fanfan is a person without dreams." The little girl was unhappy.

"It's definitely not as much as you." I couldn't help but laugh, and suddenly I felt like a child, and moved my hand that was attached to the wall.

"How about it, can you feel it? Now it's up to you to prove it."

"Hey, hey, Fanfan dares to underestimate my sensitivity to Fanfan, just watch my moves."

Dia hummed proudly, and the little hand on the opposite side of the wall immediately moved up, face to face with my palm, separated by a wall.

"Too naive, this is just the primary mode, look at my move!"

I moved my hand back and forth quickly, and finally jumped quietly. I came to the corner of the wall without anyone noticing and put my palm there.

"Wow, Fanfan is so cunning, but I won't admit defeat."

Dia's little hand also moved, and she quickly sensed it, and quickly moved to the corner of the wall, cheering proudly.

"Innocent and innocent, this is just the beginner-intermediate mode, and then it will start to get a little more difficult. Look at my move."

"It's not fair. Why is it always Fanfan? It's my turn."

"Let's wait until all my tests are completed."

"I won't lose, Fanfan just come over here."

As a result, we actually enjoyed it, playing this childish game that children over five years old would not even bother to play, for more than half an hour.

The little girl on the other side of the wall was slightly panting, because my methods in the last few times were too shameless. Even so, this little girl still succeeded in breaking through. It seems that the bond between the two of us is really deep, and we are a perfect match. I'm convinced, huh.

"How about it, what other tricks does Fanfan have?"

"No more. Congratulations on successfully passing the level."

"Long live." Tia cheered three times. It's not easy. It is obviously such a childish game, but the final difficulty is not inferior to fighting a powerful enemy. Is this a series of games about beating up children?

"It feels so silly."

I sat down and recalled what I had just done. I covered my face with shame. Oh my god, the dignified pseudo-savior played house with his wife the night before their wedding. If others knew about this, my story would be spread in the bar. How much gossip and rumors?

"It's a bit silly." Tia also noticed it and laughed sheepishly.

"But, doesn't the book say that lovers in love will do stupid things like this? This is evidence that Fanfan and I are passionately in love."

"Yes, yes, Lady Tia is right."

"Fanfan, who is shy and deliberately conceals his mood with a perfunctory tone, is very cute."

"You girl, I'm really going to spank you tomorrow." I became angry.

"Eh? I'm going to get spanked anyway. In this case, I might as well shout a few more times, Long live Fanfan, Fanfan is the bravest, Fanfan is the most handsome, and Fanfan is the most beautiful."

"Stupid girl, I'm really going to spank you. Are you afraid of going over there now? What does the last sentence mean?!" Blood rushed to my brain at that time, and I almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Dia across from her was quiet for a while, then suddenly let out a faint mosquito moan.

"Now... that's okay, but can you... when Fanfan spanks me... be gentle... be gentle..."

The contrasting cuteness that suddenly changed from enthusiastic and bold to shy and timid, coupled with the extremely charming and seductive voice, made me cover my little friend and roll on the bed in pain.

This girl, why didn't I find her so seductive before?

"Stop talking, I'll let you know how powerful I am tomorrow." I was afraid that if I kept talking, I really couldn't help but break through the wall and eat this little girl, so I shouted angrily, rolled up the quilt and lay down, ready to ignore Tia's words. [Beep] Harassment, let’s go and have my spring and autumn dreams.

"Hey, Fanfan." After a while, Tia seemed to be asleep as well. Just as I was thinking this, her soft voice came again.

"What are you doing? If you tempt me again, I will really get angry?" I replied angrily.

"Can you put your hands on the wall?"

"Okay, okay..." I stretched out my hand from the quilt and put my palm against the wall like before, and soon I felt Diya's little hand also touching it.

Her bed and mine seemed to be placed together, and the positions were symmetrical. Now she lay down and searched for the opposite side with her little hand. She easily sensed the temperature of my palm and pressed it against the wall.

"That's great. You can feel Fanfan's body temperature. I will definitely meet Fanfan in my dream." The little girl whispered happily and contentedly, uttering a murmur of overwhelming love that I couldn't resist.

After taking several deep breaths, I suppressed this feeling and looked at the wall, as if I saw Tia lying opposite me through the wall.

"Little girl, it's getting late. Go to bed. Be careful not to get up tomorrow."

"I hate it, don't treat me like a child anymore, I'm serious." Dia's coquettish voice came, getting lower and lower, and she gradually fell into sleep.

I don’t know, did I appear in her dream?

I shook my hands. At this moment, the wall between us seemed to disappear, and my palms were directly attached to Tia's. The warmth became clearer and gentler, making me dream about Tia in my dream. They were happily together and gave birth to many daughters.

Many, many, many, many, so many that they fell from the sky like raindrops until Tia and I were drowned...

"Huha!!!" Suddenly, I woke up, sat up, and gasped for air.

It’s so uncomfortable. We have so many daughters that we are overwhelmed and out of breath. Is this a dream or a nightmare?

When I lowered my head and looked at it, I felt very angry at that time. I asked how a good dream could end up like this. It turned out that the little ghost came out of the necklace at some point while I was sleeping. It must have happened late at night when I was sleeping. Zhengxiang, so I didn’t disturb him, but I didn’t go back either. Instead, he pressed on me, hugging me like an octopus and fell asleep together.

Emotions are suppressed by [ghosts], this little saint makes people angry and loved at the same time.

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