Chapter 2471: Tragedy Into a Horse, Druid, Sixth Person, Juliet

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"My dear, you are finally willing to come back. That's great, that's great. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I swear, I will never make irresponsible remarks again. No matter how many lovers you have outside, I will never complain again. , even if you bring them back, I will respond with a smile and wait for you, even if I do a servant's job, as long as you don't leave this home, as long as you don't abandon us, mother and son, I will serve you no matter what. It doesn’t matter.”

The white figure in my arms threw myself into my arms. Before I could react, there was a series of sobs, all in one breath, with almost no pause in the middle, but a slight lack of emotional ups and downs... How should I describe it? It was like lines from a script that had been rehearsed thousands of times in advance.

No, no, no, wait, this is not important at all. What is important is who is this guy? Also, can the little fox recognize the stage play elements in it?

I turned my head with a slight trembling, and saw the little fox with a smile on his face, his eyes narrowed into a crescent moon... No, rather than a crescent moon, it would be more appropriate to say a scimitar. I felt the sharp murderous aura from inside.

"Oh? My dear? Lover? Take it home? Are you waiting for me? Mother and son? Oh? It seems that a lot of things happened in the short period of my absence."

This stupid fox has been soaked in jealousy. I didn’t notice it at all! ! !

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"Come on, Kurt, we can't wait for you."

"Hun Dan. Do you still call me a brother? You only bully me for being a mage." Kurt burst into tears as he was left behind.

"Can't you teleport?"

"Don't trick me. You use magic in the fox-man tribe, but even Sister Lucia can't protect us. No, it's better to say that she will personally punish us."

"Tsk!"

"You just clicked your tongue, right? It's a pity that you didn't succeed in persuading me, right? Do you really want me to be punished by Sister Lucia?"

"Because. I'm the one who gets hurt all the time, isn't it? After all, it's your turn."

"That's your own death. It's none of my business!" Kurt yelled, resisting the urge to throw a fireball at the old man's twitching ass.

The three of them just happened to meet the returning Mamaga, Lucia's former teammate. Even Mamaga, who had a deep relationship with the four teammates, did not hide it and told the three of them the news of Lucia's return, which led to this scene of you chasing each other.

"I don't care, let's go first... Damn it, White Wolf, you guy, you ran so far without saying a word, you're despicable!"

"Who cares about you?" Bai Langtou didn't know how to say it, and said coolly.

"Kurt, come and give me a helping hand. This time we must not let White Wolf get the first advantage!"

"That's right. It seems like every time the benefits are taken advantage of by this guy, tell me. How can I help?"

"I'll throw you up, and you'll knock the white wolf unconscious with a stick in mid-air."

"That's a good idea...Hey sister, get out of here!"

"Damn it, you have to try even if there is a chance. Are you going to be a lost dog? Or a man?"

"This has nothing to do with whether you are a man or not. It is clearly a matter of your IQ."

"How many times have I told you. Don't insult my IQ. My old horse is a man who has defeated Boss Fan in arithmetic. He is simply a man who surpasses the savior!"

"..."

"What's the matter with your pity look? Do you want to fight? Ah? In fact, I have long been unhappy with you. Every time, you are the one who tries to dismantle me. Why are you always here? It’s not fair that I am teasing you and you are complimenting me. I, Lao Ma, am announcing now that I will also be complimenting you!”

"You're not teasing at all, you're teasing me, okay?"

"Nonsense, I'll fight you!"

The two live treasures were fighting all the way when the white wolf in front of them suddenly stopped and almost hit them.

"Shhh!!!" The white wolf quickly crouched down and hid behind the tree fence like a real lurking wild wolf.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Bai Lang's sudden cautious move, Lao Ma and Kurt, who knew that Bai Lang was never startled or deceived, stopped making trouble and squatted down together, carefully sticking out half of their heads. Peep ahead.

"Forget it for today, let's visit Lucia tomorrow." White Wolf stared at her for a few seconds, then suddenly lowered his voice and said.

"Ah, why? Why? Boss Lucia came back after passing the test, but it's such a big happy event, why can't we go until tomorrow?"

"Fool, don't you understand?" Kurt, who was squatting behind Lao Ma, finally couldn't help but give him a shudder.

"Asura field." From Bai Lang's tightly pursed lips, which were as cold and sharp as a knife, he spat out three words that were as frightening as if they were born in chaos.

Lao Ma stared for a long time. Although he still couldn't understand the specific meaning of Shura Field, even his death-defying brain cells were screaming in horror, reminding him to leave this place of right and wrong quickly.

"Then...then...then...then we should...let's go back." Old Ma, who shrank like a hedgehog, begged with a slightly trembling voice. At this time, he was actually afraid that Kurt and Bai Lang would suddenly If you risk your life and break out, you can imagine how terrifying the Shura Field opposite has become.

"Yeah." Bai Lang and Kurt looked at each other, rarely laughing at the old horse for being cowardly. They nodded in unison, stepped back step by step, then turned around and ran away.

Boss Fan, we suddenly felt unwell and retreated first. Please wish yourself well.

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"No, little fox, listen to me..."

"I won't listen. I won't listen. Every man who cheats will say this. Suffer and die. God will punish you!"

"Let me go. Aren't you exhausted from bleeding too much? How can you find the strength to chase me?"

"You are the one. Shouldn't you be so tired that you should collapse already? How can you find the strength to run away!"

"This is a burst of energy for survival. My (ability to escape) is now invincible! Hahaha!!!"

"die!"

"Pfft!!! Despicable, he even used a hidden weapon!"

"Look at my deadly flying knife!"

"Yu Lipi, if you use the same move against the Saint a second time, you won't...poof!!! This time it's actually a one-sided attack!"

at last. Because of IQ, because it is very important, I must state again that it was because of IQ, and definitely not because of my poor escape ability, that I was caught by the little fox.

Hey, is this really good? Let me think about it, IQ and ability to escape. Which one is more important?

In the cross-like contemplation of life, I have been tied up in all kinds of ways by the little fox. Kanji's face was scratched all over with claw marks. This guy, like the little ghost, was a cat.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What is going on? His Highness seems to be playing a very interesting game. Can you count Juliet in?"

Seeing me being tied up by a little fox, seemingly ready to be nailed to a cross and burned to death, as the culprit of this farce, Juliet, the Confused Knight of Spirit Bear, clasped her hands together and smiled softly, which seemed to melt people's hearts.

Please, loyal knight of my wife, hurry up and save me, your highness. I'm really about to be melted away by the little fox!

"Hey, it seems very lively outside, Juliet. How about it? Did the method I taught you surprise His Highness the Prince?"

At this time, an unexpected visitor came out of the house and saw the Shura scene outside. He blinked, seeming to realize that he was in big trouble. Her mature and charming eyes turned: "Sorry, I went to the wrong door, please continue."

Then he forced himself to pretend that he had recognized the wrong door, and tried to close the door again.

I was stunned for a moment, and then, just as the door was about to close, I let out a shocking roar.

"Map Knight!!!!!!"

Sure enough, it was this guy. I said, an idiot like Juliet...oh no, such a single-core, single-threaded innocent girl, how could she speak such a fluent and textbook-like dialogue between a wife and an affair husband in one breath? .

"Ah la ah la, your highness, I am not the Knight of Milas. You can call me Milas, or you can call me Mira, or... like Juliet, dear~~loving~~?" The knight was still naughty, with a familiar silly smile on his face.

My face turned cold, my tiger body shook, and a noble and majestic aura belonging to His Royal Highness emerged from my body. The aura was exuding, like a giant bear patting the ground and a lone wolf howling. Do you see it? Even if I am tied like a tortoise, I am still the inviolable Prince and the King of Kings - a man. You little people, why don't you come forward and untie me?

"Mila, I now solemnly order you to explain all this to Lucia and restore my innocence."

Finally, for the first time in history, I showed the full posture of a prince in front of the successor of the Twelve Knights. I now have an extremely noble status, even though I am tied up like a turtle.

Enough with the soul, who keeps emphasizing the turtle, it's obviously a bastard's spirit, okay! "I'm sorry, Your Highness Lucia, this is all my fault. First of all, which part do you want me to explain first?" Mira's smile faded and she finally became serious.

"Who... is this guy?" Although the little fox pretended not to care, the eyes he stared at Juliet were full of jealousy, but he could not hide it from anyone.

No wonder she would be angry. Normally, she would just be jealous and her reaction would not be so big. However, when she thought about how dangerous she was in the Tianhu test, this bad guy actually had the mood to come over with his lover. Maybe she would While he was fighting desperately, he was doing this and that with his lover. It was really unbearable.

"Inheriter of the Knights of the Spirit Bear's Wrath, Juliet, it's a pleasure to meet you." At least in the simple first meeting etiquette, Juliet, who was born into a noble family, still behaved in a decent manner. Just looking at it like this, she was completely An elegant, noble and mature elf girl with no flaws at all.

"Oh, he turns out to be his subordinate and lover." When the little fox heard this, he immediately understood.

"They said it's not like this anymore." I muttered dejectedly, finally remembering the play house game with Juliet, but how could I have the nerve to explain this kind of thing to the little fox? I shouldn't have let Juliet do it in the first place. If I continue to develop the game of house, I am also a little expert at playing tricks, and occasionally I am no worse than an old horse.

"We are already called darlings. We are already mother and son. Let's talk... tell me quickly, during the period when I entered the Tianhu test. How many shameless things did you two do? Why didn't you even tell me? ...No, obviously even Vilas and the others haven't...yet!"

The little fox seems to be particularly sensitive and angry about the word "mother and son", and his whole body starts to tremble when he mentions it.

"Mira, you've caused this trouble, please help me solve it quickly." I turned around helplessly and looked at this guy, Knight Mipa. Compared to the Married Woman Knight, she is not cute at all.

"I'm sorry. I was just about to explain that, His Highness the Prince was playing house with Juliet, and on a whim, I taught Juliet some things, including the lines just now, and the battle for custody of the children after divorce. Property division rights, child support payments..."

You’ve taught me too much, you bastard, don’t instill such realistic and cruel things into Juliet! ! !

"Playing house?" The little fox tilted his head and suddenly looked at me with pity, as if to say, you are a bad guy. His IQ has finally reached this point, and has degraded to the level of a three-year-old.

"Well, you can help me untie it first. You will know what is going on soon."

"Hmph, I don't care about your bad things." The little fox snorted heavily while helping me untie me.

Ouch, who tied me up just now?

I dusted myself off, glared at Knight Mipa, and strode to Juliet. He put his hands heavily on her shoulders and showed a solemn expression: "Juliet. It doesn't matter if you don't want a bad friend like Mira. From now on, I will still raise you... Oh, no, I will take care of you."

I almost say raised, because you see, Juliet is not much different from a child in some aspects.

"Eh, eh?" Juliet looked at me, and then at Milas, who was holding back a smile. Her brain was running at high speed, and then with a ding-dong sound, she came to a conclusion, clapped her palms, and showed a confused and soft smile.

"My dear, you have worked hard. Should you eat first, take a shower first, or... warm the bed first?"

My head hung weakly, it was over, Juliet's thinking circuit was still stuck at ten minutes ago.

Moreover, this sentence angered the little fox again. I felt the creepy chill coming from behind. I could imagine it without looking back. At this time, the little fox lowered his head, with a shadow on his face, and his long hair moved automatically without wind, as if Medusa-like form.

Please, Juliet, can we still have fun? !

I almost fell to my knees for Juliet. If I hadn't known that her character was indeed like this, I would have definitely regarded her as the sixth assassin sent by the enemy to kill me invisibly.

"I'm sorry, it's really my fault this time. I just wanted to make a little joke with His Royal Highness and give you a little surprise, but I didn't expect..."

After returning to the house, Knight Mipa solemnly apologized. This time he was more serious and sincere. He also rubbed my back diligently, hoping to gain my forgiveness. Well, feel comfortable... Wait a minute, Ni Zou Kai, or else the little fox will do it again. Getting jealous!

"It doesn't matter, they are your twelve knights anyway, right." The little fox smiled and sipped the tea offered by Knight Mipa, and said leisurely, but I could clearly see her mouth shape, saying these two knights. The wording is wrong. To put it simply, it means knights and harem.

They all said it was a misunderstanding. God is my witness. Do I look like the kind of shameless man who would attack his wife’s female knight? How long will it take for you to stop misunderstanding me and insulting my character? !

I'm sorry, I did it, I'm a shameless man.

At this time, I should decisively transform into the Saint Moon Wise Wolf... Hey, wait, my brain is a little confused, let me take a sip of Ganges water to calm down.

Grab the cup in front of you and drink it in one gulp, eh? This Ganges River water... tastes a bit... a bit too amazing. It is sweet in the mouth and immediately turns into countless delicious cells. It spreads from the mouth to the whole body. There is no time to taste it carefully. The fragrance brewed by countless fruits over countless years creates stars. The explosion instantly pours into the brain, impacts the soul, and makes people feel ecstatic. In the golden light, they come to the heavenly palace shrouded in fairy mist, and dance with the beautiful fairies one by one under the accompaniment of the music officer. …

"Master Lanster, how does it taste?" At this time, Juliet came up to her like a puppy asking for credit, clasped her hands together, and asked with a smile.

"I always feel like I did something bad to His Highness just now, and even made Mira apologize. In order to express my apology, I will give His Highness the best thing that Juliet can bring out to quench His thirst."

"The best thing is...means..." I shook my head. In my sight, Juliet turned into two, and then into four. As if they had learned the cloning technique of the three-tailed blood fox, the number continued to grow. .

Not only her, but other people, even tables, stools, pots and cups, seemed to have learned the art of avatar together and became extremely formidable.

"This is it, Sac crystal wine." Juliet took out a mutton-fat wine bottle as a gift.

I said... why... why does this smell so familiar? It's still... the puree of... that has not been diluted...

After burping, I looked up at Juliet with a smile, and met her gentle and confused smile with countless double images. A second later, two lines of tiger tears suddenly rushed out of my eyes and couldn't stop at all.

Juliet, you are truly my Yulemei... No, you are truly my sixth person.

Then he fell down with a thud, and a certain druid lay on the table, unconscious.

Before everyone could react, he suddenly stood up straight like a corpse, stepped on the stool with one foot, pointed to the sky with one hand, and at some point held the magic loudspeaker in his other hand, shouting with a fanatical roar.

"Thunder Emperors, pillows, it's time for the God of Song to be conceived again, let's start the applause! The vast sky..."

There was another bang, and a certain druid fell down again, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling in circles, and this time he really couldn't get up.

The little fox who appeared behind a certain druid retracted his knife and glanced thoughtfully at Juliet, who was still in the script of asking for credit before her brain could react.

Bad guy, it seems that I really misunderstood you, and you are in such a miserable state that you are almost catching up with your old horse...

. . . (To be continued) r655