Chapter 2983 A Collection of Bad Jokes

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In the Rogge Camp of the Third World, in the home of a certain druid, there was a continuous sound of banging and banging, accompanied by childish cries and begging for mercy, as if something tragic was happening that was outrageous to both humans and gods.

After a while, the sound stopped, leaving only the lingering sound of crying.

Saint Yue Xian Wolf put down Cirno, whose butt had been spanked red, and turned to stare at Crystal, wondering if he should try another trick. Crystal was frightened by the beating, and out of desperation, he jumped into Saint Yue Xian Wolf's arms and cried bitterly. , Cirno saw this, and not to be outdone, she also squeezed in. The two little guys were fighting for each other in their arms, and they almost overturned the crowd of Shengyue Xianlang.

"I see that you are still in high spirits. It shouldn't be a problem if you beat me a few more times."

As soon as Shengyue Xianlang finished his words, the two idiot daughters immediately stopped their movements. Each of them took half, and raised their heads pitifully from their arms. Their two pairs of big watery eyes said that they felt as much grievance as they wanted. How pitiful it is.

"I said, do you care about two children?" The little fox couldn't stand it and was the first to speak.

"Who came up with the bad idea?!"

"Hey, isn't it you? Why is it just a combination of your and Charlie's opinions?" The little fox asked in return, leaving Saint Yue Xianlang speechless.

"Ahem, even if this is the case, these two little villains took the opportunity to cause mischief and cannot be easily forgiven. You have to know that they almost pulled out all the hair on the Hell Fighting Bear!" At this point, Shengyue Xian was angry. Her long black hair was automatically lifted up high towards the buttocks of the two idiot daughters buried in her arms.

"Didn't I say that you are allowed to transform into the Holy Moon Wolf?" Other girls also supported, especially the duo Na, who gloated even more.

"You want me to transform for such a small thing? I still have moral integrity!"

"You can transform just to spank Crystal and Cirno."

"This is to make them remember. If they don't transform, they won't listen to me no matter how much I spank them. Is it a small thing to teach my daughter?"

"Wow, you found a perfect excuse that cannot be refuted."

"What's an excuse? It's a fact." Be surprised, be frightened, and be convinced by the IQ bonus of the Holy Moon Xian Wolf.

Although Shengyue Xianlang was a little proud of having subdued a group of girls, the omnipresent gaze made her very concerned, and she tried to hide away several times but could not avoid it.

"Um...Charis, do you have any advice?"

In desperation, Shengyue Xianlang had no choice but to turn around and ask Xia Lisi with a wry smile, who was standing less than half a meter behind him, staring at him with wide eyes, looking like he wished he could take out a magnifying glass to study carefully.

"Your Highness?" Charis took a small step back, then took a big step forward, her pretty face came closer, "Hey, it's too close!"

"That's right, I'm sorry. This is your first time seeing my transformation. Just get used to it." It is inevitable that you will have such a reaction when you see the Holy Moon Sage Wolf for the first time, but Charis' curiosity is more The average person is much larger.

"No, no, no, don't make it sound like you can get used to it after seeing it too much. Even now, I still haven't gotten used to it, especially when you transform in front of me." The little fox waved his hands and complained.

"What nonsense are you talking about? You're an old married couple and you're still so arrogant. If you're not used to it, come on, give me a hug." As he said that, Shengyue Xianlang put aside the two idiot daughters in his arms and smiled slyly. He stretched out his arms and hugged the little fox.

"Whoa, whoa, don't come here, don't come here, don't come close to me like this, you big bad guy!" The little fox was really scared and jumped around, panicking like a cat whose front half was stuck in a sealed cardboard box.

Sure enough, teasing the little fox like this, seeing her flustered and cute expression is really fun.

"I'm sure, it's His Highness the Prince." Seeing the teasing behavior of Shengyue Xianlang, Charis finally eliminated the last trace of her doubts.

"Could it be that Mipa... no, Mira didn't tell you about this?" I was very curious. With the bad character of Mipa Knight, he would definitely tell Charis about such [fun] things. right.

"I didn't make it very clear. I just said that it will be fun after His Highness transforms. Let me wait and see."

Oh, that’s right. Although I guessed wrong, this is definitely the style of Knight Mipa.

"But why are you so sure that I must be it? What did you do just now?"

"Exactly, because the way of joking is exactly the same as His Highness."

"I don't know if I should be happy when you say that."

"Your Highness, this is so amazing." Xia Lisi's eyes brightened, and she stared straight at the chest of Saint Yue Xian Wolf.

"Wait a minute, Xia Lisi, what do you mean by that? And no peeping is allowed." Because of the previous incident, he had always been wary of Xia Lisi. Upon hearing this, the Holy Moon Sage Wolf immediately crossed his arms and jumped away.

"Did your Highness misunderstand something? I was talking about His Highness's magic power. It's very powerful. I didn't expect it to be such a pure and holy power. It's holier than angels. There is no chance for my children to intervene. With Lei Same as Na." Xia Lisi said seriously.

So that's what I'm talking about, that means you don't need to worry about Charis peeking in the Saint Moon Wolf form? It's barely good news.

"Your Highness, you are also a partner of the elements. It's a pity that you only have one element. Do you feel lonely?" Stretching out her little hand, Charis gently touched the air next to the Holy Moon Wolf, seemingly caressing those lingering things. The invisible and intangible holy power beside Saint Yue Xianlang.

"It's only like this in this form. Normally I'm a magical idiot." Hahaha laughed bitterly. Seeing that Crystal and Cirno were about to pounce on them again to act coquettishly, I quickly canceled the Saint Moon Sage Wolf transformation, but the two of them pounced on me. Halfway through, he immediately turned around and walked away with a look of disgust.

Can I give their asses another set of Symphony of Destiny?

"Anyway, didn't the test pass safely?" At this time, Linya came up to smooth things over.

"It's not safe at all. Think about the pain I suffered." I pointed to myself and said: "And what kind of test is this? Those adventurers are watching the whole process, okay?"

Yes, after Crystal and Cirno captured the Hell Fighting Bear, that is, me, and beat them up, and eliminated their common enemy, the irrepressible conflict between the two sides also broke out, and they started fighting every day. In the end Both sides suffer.

Therefore, the second batch of Demon King's Army did not even take action and won the final victory of the test without any explanation.

What kind of test is this, bastard!

"At least it makes them realize that this world is dangerous and chaotic, and they should always keep a calm mind, right?" Linya smiled sweetly, and what she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

Forget it, I'm not in the mood to make up for another test, so let's do this for the time being. After sending these Demon King's Army to the Holy See Mountain, there will be plenty of time to slowly train them. Presumably their Demon King's Army seniors won't mind either. Give the younger generation some correct guidance.

"So you came here just to make a splash?" I pointed at the little fox, Tamoya, and Charis.

"Isn't this a good show? It's worth it. I got my money back." The little fox was teased by me just now. He was very vindictive and was not polite at all.

"It's not a waste of time to meet His Highness the Prince." Charis also said that it was worth the money.

"As a member of Holy See Mountain, it is necessary to test the strength and morale of this new demon king army." Tamoya's reason was so serious that no one could find any fault with it.

"It's to meet someone." Benzina whispered not far away, and the little fox and Tamoya suddenly blushed with embarrassment.

"Nana, I didn't hear what you just said." In a flash, the little fox appeared behind Benzina and hugged her affectionately.

"I heard that after the adjustment, Nana, your strength is even better. If you don't mind coming to a training session, let everyone see your new strength." Tamoya also strode forward and took Ben Zina's arm. arm.

"Eh, wait, I said... I'm wrong, can't you? Don't do this, wuwuwu~~" Like a prisoner being held by a police uncle, Benzina wailed and was led away by the little fox and Tamoya. gone.

"What's wrong with them?" A certain druid didn't hear the whisper and didn't understand.

"At times like this, Brother Wu just needs to smile." Linya Xiaonizi winked playfully and forced the joke.

"It's weird to be able to laugh."

"In that case, why don't you let me tell a joke to His Highness." Charis clapped her hands, eager to give it a try, and she was so enthusiastic that people couldn't refuse.

"One day, the steamed bun was walking on the street. Suddenly it felt hungry, so it ate itself. Puff puff puff~~~ How about it? It's funny. It actually ate itself. It's so funny."

Looking at Charis who was laughing alone, everyone's expressions were dull, as if they were under a restraining spell.

It seems that our Knight of the Holy Dharma is not only a joker, but also keen on making bad jokes. This contrast is a bit too much. I always thought that the Sage of the Holy Dharma should be the kind of person who has an elegant temperament and is knowledgeable and talented. A quiet and peaceful magical literary girl.

However, this kind of Charis is quite interesting, at least it won't make people feel boring.

"But it's a funny joke. It's my turn next. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met, but they didn't say hello. Why? Because they weren't cooked well."

"Puff puff puff~~~ It's because of unfamiliarity. It's so funny, so let me change it..."

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