Chapter 3135 The Second Round of the World’s Best Idiot Fighting Contest!
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After giving Crystal some inhumane mixed doubles punishment, Dragon Lena and I were like bullies who had eaten the King's meal, throwing away the miserable and helpless Crystal who was kneeling on the ground and weeping aggrievedly, picking his teeth. He burped and took big steps, contentedly preparing to leave.
"Wait!" Crystal wiped away her tears and nose, and suddenly shouted to us.
"Why, haven't you been beaten enough?" We turned around and looked at Crystal in surprise. Although this guy usually wants to die, he rarely does it to this extent. He usually learns after being taught a lesson. , although it can only last for three minutes.
"Crystal remembers it. Crystal has a heavy responsibility now and cannot let you two leave so easily. Of course, if you accept the result of failing the test, you can leave. It doesn't matter if you don't pay attention to Crystal."
"Oh, so you didn't come here by mistake, but it was arranged by His Majesty the Dragon King." Hearing what Crystal said, we couldn't help but pay more attention to it, stopped and turned around.
"Yes, Crystal is the guardian of the first level. Only by defeating Crystal can you enter the next level. That's what the Dragon King said." Crystal faced us with his hands on his hips and raised his head and chest. It seemed that he was completely Forgot about the suffering just now.
I said no wonder, there was no sign of the foodie Jing Shui this morning. She didn’t even come back during breakfast time, which made us even wonder if she had been kidnapped by someone. It turned out that she was invited by Lord Dragon King to be the first door in the test. It's coming.
"What benefits did the Dragon King give you to make you willing to sacrifice your life for him?" I'm very curious. Crystal is not the kind of person who will easily do things without any benefit. Even the evil dragon Lena, even the Dragon King, I'm afraid It's not that easy to send her for free, unless...
"The Dragon King said that as long as Crystal agrees to do this, he will give Crystal a free rice coupon for one year. With this rice coupon, Crystal can go to any family member in Dragon Paradise. No one can refuse crystal for free."
So it turns out that it is really easy to seize the weakness of the crystal. Is it a one-year meal coupon? What should I do? I really want it too. Because giant dragons have long lifespans, even if they sleep most of the time, they still have unimaginable free time for humans, which prompts them to tinker with some weird things in a very boring way. I believe there will be something inside. There are many guys who are proficient in cooking. For a foodie, this rice roll is full of gold.
"Okay, we understand. In other words, if I don't beat you until you can't get up again, it won't be completed, right? Why didn't you tell us this kind of thing earlier? Tell us earlier about that slap in the ass just now Wouldn’t it be exempt?”
After figuring out why the crystal appeared here, the evil dragon Lena and I once again revealed our murderous intentions and rushed towards the crystal. As for the first level, it should be simple. Just warm up at that time. Well, what should we beat the crystal to? How good is it? If she can cooperate and fall to the ground obediently, and agrees to take me with her to eat with her later, I can just pretend to give her a good beating.
"Wait, wait, wait, you seem to have made a mistake, that's not what happened!" Seeing the two of us approaching again, Crystal screamed and turned and ran away. After pulling away, he turned back and shouted to stop us.
"This level is not a test of combat."
"If it's not fighting, then what else can you do?" We were stunned and looked at the crystal up and down. Could it be that who is more rough-skinned and fleshy? The COSPLAY bear is also fearless.
"This is an intellectual level." Crystal shook her head and pretended to be a scholar. Unfortunately, we just wanted to laugh.
Damn it, is the intelligence level off? Let Chou Meng Crystal take the test? Is the Dragon King's brain broken?
The evil dragon Lena and I looked at each other, burst into laughter holding our stomachs, oh no, is this the Dragon King's conspiracy, trying to make us laugh to the ground?
"And this test is specifically for the owner to accept. Boss Rena is not allowed to do anything."
"It seems that my IQ has been underestimated." I couldn't laugh after hearing what Crystal said. What does Dragon King mean? Although I admit that my IQ is not high, it is still higher than the idiot Crystal. Where is it going? Does it think that by specifically asking me to accept it alone, Crystal has any chance of winning?
Not only do I think so, you see, even the evil dragon Lena, who is always against me, had a relaxed and calm expression after hearing this. Obviously she doesn’t think Crystal can beat me in terms of IQ, not even her own nemesis. Think, how can I lose? There is absolutely no reason to lose.
"Okay, I'll come alone, right? I want to see how you, a fool who only thinks about eating, can compare with me." I stood up and looked at Crystal with condescending eyes, showing my superiority in IQ. Feelings arise spontaneously.
"Hey, hey, you stupid owner, be careful of capsizing in the gutter." Seemingly irritated by my slight, Crystal was like an angry little hen, frantically snapping at me.
"Originally I planned to give a simpler question. Since the stupid owner looks down on crystals, let's take the hardest one. The owner took over and the question was a math question."
"Hey, wait, what did you say?" Evil Dragon Lena suddenly panicked and interrupted.
"It's a math problem. The Dragon King specifically told Crystal to only give math problems."
"No, absolutely not. It's a foul. How could such a question happen? Isn't this making things difficult for us?"
"You just have to wait. What do you mean by this? Why can't you ask a math question? What's wrong with the math question? It doesn't offend you. Why don't you let someone else do it?"
Before Crystal could answer, I felt unhappy. Did this guy completely forget my nickname of the Mathematical Emperor? Lord Dragon King even asked me a math question. He obviously didn't know me at all. What happened to this little female dragon? She was so calm just now and felt like she had a chance to win. Why did she suddenly panic? Is it because I’m afraid that the math questions are too simple for me, and I might underestimate my opponent and make a mistake? It's too naive. I have the kind of personality where a lion fights a rabbit. Even if it's a question like how much does 0+0 equal, I will think about it seriously for half a minute before answering.
"You idiot, don't you understand now? You are just a math idiot!!!" Leona blurted out as her mind got hot.
Rumble————! ! !
Several thunderbolts of lightning flashed through a druid's mind. He turned back expressionlessly, faced the crystal, and pointed at the guy behind him.
"Hey, Crystal, you just said that guy is not allowed to help, right? If you help, it means we failed the test, right?"
"Yes, that's what the Dragon King said."
"Now, I seriously suspect that she is trying to cheat. For the sake of fairness, to prove my innocence, and to reflect the seriousness of this test, I now request that from the beginning of the test, the guy is prohibited from saying a word. If she starts If you say it, you will lose the test."
"You...you big stupid ass druid!"
When Leona heard this, she was so angry that she almost fainted. Although she accidentally said something that is forbidden by girls, the reaction of this bastard Druid was too much. Is this the first step? Just the rhythm of rushing to the street?
"Let the test begin, come here." Ignoring Dragon Reina's shouting from behind, I chinned at Crystal Nunu.
"Boss Reina, if you open the test again, you will immediately declare a failure." Crystal reminded her kindly, and then took out a piece of paper from her body in a serious manner, as if she planned to follow the script, and she was indeed prepared for this. Guy.
"Listen up, for the first question, Crystal has eight roasted chicken legs and six roasted chicken wings. Last night at dinner, Bisi's owner gave Crystal two roasted lamb legs, six chicken legs, and ten chicken wings. Crystal has The idiot owner stole another piece of steak, three skewers of meat, and a large bowl of rice. Crystal quickly ate the food stolen from the idiot owner, and then ate the dinner prepared by Bisi's owner for Crystal. Before going to bed, he also ate ten chicken legs and twelve chicken wings. When he got up in the morning, he was called over by the Dragon King, and he ate a large plate of fried meatballs at his place. Owner, listen up, there is a problem!"
After reading a long list of questions, Shuijing gradually felt that her brain was not full. She began to scratch the back of her head continuously, her eyes wandering, as if she was also recalling, how much did she eat? how much is left?
"I said you idiot, since you prepared a small piece of paper, didn't you also prepare the answer?" Seeing Crystal's confused expression, I couldn't help but complain, the idiot is indeed an idiot.
"I forgot." Crystal tilted her head stupidly and hit the back of her head.
"Also, I said that I always felt like I had more than I wanted to eat at dinner last night. Bisi has taken care of me for so long, so she should know my appetite well and cook enough for me. It turns out that it was you who ate so much secretly! "
I roared angrily, rushed forward to hold down Crystal, and hit her temple hard.
Before the test officially started, I had already caught the culprit who made me hungry last night, which was an unexpected bonus.
"It hurts, it hurts... It's obvious that the stupid owner was too careless, and he can't even protect the food... It hurts... He doesn't deserve to survive! It hurts, it hurts!!!!" Crystal screamed in pain while still saying "It hurts..." Teach me a lesson with confidence.
"I'm going to let you know now, who won't survive first!" I was so angry that I no longer cared about the physical rebound that would hurt both sides. I directly picked up Jingshu's waist, arched my butt and had a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots. , I let you live, I let you live, do you think you are really Mr. Bei?
I didn't stop until my palms were swollen. I took out two more water bottles and let Crystal stand beside them. Then I picked up the note that had just fallen to the ground. Since Crystal didn't prepare an answer, It’s okay to just watch it, it’s not cheating.
"Wait a minute, why aren't there any questions on this?" I reread the questions several times, but I felt a blank look on my face.
"It's all the stupid owner's fault. Crystal had already thought about the problem, but was disturbed by the owner, and now he has forgotten it!" Crystal, who was holding the two water tanks firmly, rubbing his temples with one hand and his butt with the other, rushed to me. Angry protest.
"Remember it quickly, otherwise even if you fail the test, we won't be afraid to complain to the Dragon King." I rolled my eyes, it doesn't matter to you, it's your fault if you can't remember the problem, just For example, the teacher does not give students test papers, but still requires students to pass the exam. What is the principle? !
"Let Crystal think about it, let Crystal think about it..." Putting on a sad face, Crystal began to recall carefully. It was probably the two water tanks on her head that added some strange BUFF to her. It didn't take long before she clapped her hands. .
"Crystal remembered!"
"Tell me, no matter what the question is, I will answer it easily for you!"
"Listen, the question is - how many meatballs did Crystal eat at Dragon King's this morning?"
A gust of cold wind blew past, and you could hear a needle drop in the examination room. Only the echo of the crystal continued to echo.
Ignoring the examiner and candidates, Leona, who was standing aside anxiously, already knelt down after hearing the question.
"Meatballs...meatballs...meatballs..." I murmured this most crucial word, lowered my head and re-read Crystal's food journey from last night to now, and suddenly showed a look of shock and disbelief.
I finally found out that there is something wrong with the question asked by Crystal. The answer is simply unsolvable. You idiot Druid, you are not stupid enough after all.
Leona, who was paying close attention nervously, secretly breathed a sigh of relief after noticing the change in a certain druid's expression.
"Unexpectedly, I thought you would suddenly ask such nonsensical questions as how many plates of fried rice you had eaten, or how many glasses of juice you drank. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be meatballs. And you did eat meatballs this morning, but you didn't. You got the question wrong, a mere idiot like you Crystal!" I looked shocked and disbelieving. This is unscientific. When did Crystal become smart?
"Hmph, hum, this is a tricky question that Crystal has been thinking about for a whole night. The owner must be afraid." Crystal wiped her nose proudly.
He didn't notice it, he didn't notice it, this fool didn't notice it at all! ! !
Leona knocked hard against the stone pillar next to her, causing stone chips to fly and the stone wall to crack.
"It seems that I have indeed underestimated you, but this kind of problem can't trouble me. Just give me some time..." As I said that, I sat down cross-legged and started to think.
At first glance, this is a nonsensical question with no solution at all, it seems like this, but with my judgment as a math emperor, when I point this out, it is the time when the test fails, because the guy who can’t even read the question , still expect to pass the exam?
Huh, stupid Crystal, your mistake is that you asked such a question to me, a clever time traveler. I have seen too many questions like this, which are all about making a fuss and hiding tricks! I have completely seen through the trap hidden in this question.
It seems impossible to get the answer, but in fact, you will find that the complicated data in front of you, which at first glance seem to be unhelpful to the problem, hide major mysteries. In short, to make a long story short, the deep meaning of this question is I am asked to calculate how many fried meatballs she can eat this morning based on Crystal's food intake and her series of meals last night. It seems complicated, but in fact it is essentially a question that only involves addition and subtraction. That’s all!
The biggest problem now is that because I rarely feed the crystal, I can't be completely sure of her precise food intake. It would be great if Veras was here, she would definitely be able to calculate the crystal within three seconds. How many croquettes have you eaten?
Time passed by, and just when Crystal couldn't help but take out food to satisfy her craving, I finally raised my head, smiled at Crystal with a serious and confident face, and gave her a firm five sign. A finger...
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