Chapter 3395 Princess Sanwu: This Is the Total (Touch) Chapter (Fish) Collection

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I tried to reach out and pinch Beiya's smooth face, trying to teach her a lesson as an elder, but she was dodged, and I immediately counterattacked, pushing her head against my stomach, and thrusting all over my stomach, baring her teeth and claws like an angry animal. Kittens.

I recently discovered something. Everyone is very cooperative with me when I lose my power. They use similar strength and speed. Even a silly crystal can do this. It makes me feel like I can go back and forth. This kind of detail makes me very happy. move.

It's a pity that no matter how little Beiya tries to make me feel like we can evenly compete with each other, it's impossible to take off her cartoon bra as neatly as before. , it's a bit...ahem, no, I don't want to take off the fat thorns of this little girl, it's not a pervert, it was an accident before, it was definitely an accident!

"Wow, it feels like idiot Wu is exuding chilling evil thoughts all over his body, let's see what he does!"

Probably my inner fluctuations were keenly noticed by this little princess. She became even more ferocious, using both hands to knock me directly from the chair to the ground. Then she clapped her little hands as if she had won a battle, and fought with the evil dragon Lena. High fives.

Could it be that a new combination of evil forces is about to appear again? !

I grinned, touched the back of my head and stood up. Although I had become fragile, I wouldn't be able to break out after just such a fall. Of course, I wanted to touch porcelain, which was another matter. If Lilith hadn't been there, I didn't want her to see the teacher. I am afraid that I will really show off my acting skills and pretend to fall down and lose my memory or something, which will make the little girl who started it panic and regret it.

"Come to my house again for dinner."

I glared at Beja. She was already a regular visitor. Only when Knight Mipa and Juliet came back from kissing them, would this little girl remember that she was an elf princess and pretend to go to the elf station to stay? For a few days, I mean sleeping at night, and still coming over for three meals, in the name of Arturia, in the name of Sister Colgate, in the name of sister-in-law, in the name of bringing Juliet to visit, anyway. There is always a valid reason.

"Vilas said, please don't be polite. There will be no problem with food and accommodation." The little girl raised her delicate chin, looking arrogant.

"Don't take the pleasantries and polite words between ordinary friends seriously!"

"They are not ordinary friends, and they are not just polite words. Vilas is not as hypocritical as you idiot Wu."

"Where am I being hypocritical? I've always been very straightforward, okay? Let me tell you something, you look like me now."

"That's right. The words that make people angry are indeed said outright. This is especially worthy of a beating." The evil dragon Lena assisted.

"Besides, your Highness is Sister Alto's sister, and you are Sister Alto's husband. Isn't it natural to take care of Your Highness?"

"Wouldn't it be better to just call me brother-in-law? Why are you talking in such a roundabout way?" I suddenly realized that this girl seemed to have never called me brother-in-law. No, I had to coax her into calling her brother-in-law.

"Idiot Wu."

"Brother-in-law."

"Idiot Wu."

"Idiot Wu."

"Idiot Wu."

"Since you won't be fooled!" I was shocked. The tried and tested routine was ignored. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? When did the stupid elf princess who used to take a bite of salty bait with a straight hook become so smart and witty?

"It's an old routine from many years ago. Wu, a mere fool, still wants to use it to fool His Highness, huh." Beiya yelled with pride. She grabbed the biscuits and ate them. Lilith, don't pour her black tea. They are enemy soldiers. !

"Everyone, it's time to start dinner." In the kitchen, Vilas gave an order, and everyone couldn't help but perk up. They all put down the things at hand and their grudges, and seemed to be possessed by lightning. They suddenly appeared on the dining table, neatly and uniformly belonging to themselves. Sitting down on the spot, even the arrogant evil dragon Rena behaved like a puppy, stretching her neck and looking eagerly in the direction of the kitchen.

This small scene seems to have fully explained who has the real power in this family and who is the head and mascot of the family.

There's something wrong with the atmosphere!

I frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

Look at the crystal on the left. There is a vat on the head, which is as stable as a mountain. It was probably because I was stealing too much in the kitchen just now, and I was finally punished by Veras. However, I didn't care. My two little hands seemed calm. It was placed on the dining table, but its ten fingers were constantly wiggling, like an experienced hunter carefully wiping his beloved old shotgun before going out to hunt.

Needless to say, the evil dragon Lena's neck almost stretched a bit when she smelled the long-lost fragrance.

Girl Beiya grabbed a few biscuits and said that I had been busy all morning and was very hungry. The biscuits were just appetizers and I would not be polite later.

Princess Sanwu, her hands are missing! It's gone! ! !

Upon closer inspection, it turned out that she was holding a knife and fork and waving it around, practicing her shadowless hand. She was really a good child who applied what she learned, and used her usual ability to hold a pen on the dining table.

Damn it? ! I said that I always felt as if I had overlooked something just now, and it was this mistress with no sense of existence again!

I felt that I had to say something to avoid neglecting her. I was about to taste Princess Sanwu’s colorful dark hot pot in a blink of an eye. I listened and said, "Where did you go just now? Why didn't I see you?"

The expressionless Princess Sanwu still maintained the shadowless hand practice with her hands. The sound of squeaking squeaking in the air continued, and her big bright yellow eyes blinked towards the corner to indicate that she was there.

Although it is a relatively inconspicuous corner, it is very close to where we had morning tea before. Logically speaking, it is impossible not to miss it. I can only say that the sense of non-existence of this mistress wearing a meat bun hat is really sharp.

"What are you doing?" I suddenly became wary. Based on my understanding of Princess Sanwu, she would not leave the scene of the crime unless she had nothing to do... Ahem, I mean it's so close to a lively place, but she likes to be quiet. Quietly hiding in the corner and doing some little tricks.

The knives and forks that were dancing in the air finally stopped and were neatly and elegantly placed on the dining table. Princess Sanwu turned around, looked up at me expressionlessly, and then took out a piece of paper from her pocket. Paper.

Damn it, have you got any new inspiration?

I grabbed the paper from her hand, thinking that there would be some strange story outline on it like before, but unexpectedly it was a painting.

A sketch with a rather warm style.

In the painting, everyone is surrounding a small round table with flowers, snacks, and black tea utensils. Some are drinking black tea elegantly, some are devouring snacks, and some are chatting with smiles. Isn’t it the time we just enjoyed morning tea? ?

Of course, the appearance can only be said to be specious, which shows that the mistress has recently become more aware of portrait rights and copyright. Of course, I think the greater possibility is that she is afraid of being settled by her future wife.

This Sanwu Princess occasionally creates some serious works...that's weird, you bastard!

I mean, if the people in this sketch were all wearing clothes, it would indeed be a very warm, elegant and noble black tea party!

【What the hell! 】

I glared at Princess Sanwu, do you know that you are going to be beaten to death by everyone?

[The Duke of Beasts is no longer satisfied with one attribute, monotonous role, and such ordinary daily life, so he decided to hold a beep party, wife, sister-in-law, old enemy, personal maid, dragon sister, dragon lolita, elf princess , a well-behaved student, perfect! 】

The mistress didn't show any fluctuations in her expression, but she made gesticulations and finally gave a thumbs up, conveying the meaning accurately. This skill was unrivaled.

[I’ll beat you to death first! 】

Only then did I realize that she included herself in the painting, and was not afraid of copyright infringement. She painted a full 90% portrait. This kind of dedication to Xiao Huangben’s career is worth it...ah, I still beat this mistress to death. Nothing better!

【What should I call it? Forget it, let’s keep it simple this time and call it the complete collection of the Duke of Beasts. 】

The whole collection is your sister! Please leave some conscience to the industry and don’t bring money-frauding methods to the Dark Continent! And I don’t remember having this weird [Beep] episode collection memory! ! !

Except for Vilas, Linya and Sarah.

Oh, and we also have to add Princess Sanwu, Aikarai, and the new character Dragon Rena.

Hey, wait?

When I thought about it, in addition to Crystal, Bea and Lilith, there might actually be an episode together. When I realized this, I was so shocked that I almost dropped the knife and fork from my hands.

[Don’t worry, key places are coded. 】

Ignoring my resentment and shock, Princess Sanwu made another OK gesture.

[Is there holy light? Maybe you can still have a little bit of your life left. 】

I took a closer look and saw that there was indeed a holy light shining on it, so I took a deep breath and wiped the sweat from my forehead.

[The high-definition and uncensored final modified color hardcover illustrations will only appear here, and no one can see them except the idiot owner, so please feel free to worry. 】

[Sure enough, I still want to smash your little ass! 】

"What is the teacher looking at? Can I take a look?" Out of the blue, Lilith suddenly said something, which frightened me. I tore the painting in my hand into pieces in a flash, stuffed it into my mouth in panic and swallowed it hard.

Except for the ignorant and stupid Crystal, and Lilith, who had just met and didn’t know the true face of Princess Sanwu, everyone here knew what kind of person the princess in the bun hat was in front of her. That’s why Lilith asked so curiously, okay? She is not the kind of person who cuts things off first and then speaks later. If I sneak around and take a look before speaking, my moral integrity as a teacher will fall into the bottomless abyss.

The evil dragons Leina and Beya, who knew it well, cast contemptuous glances and fierce looks warning the perverts, but why is it me, bastard, this is Princess Sanwu's fault!

Fortunately, the appearance of Vilas saved me, but a new war started again, a long-lost war called the Dining Table Shura Field. Although the people were not uniform, the most powerful enemy, the Little Ghost, was missing, and Once they get serious, Benzina and King Wu are also extremely powerful in combat, but the battlefield is still stormy and extremely bloody.

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I waited like this for a few more days, but there was still no news from Evelina, which made me more and more suspicious that it was cooking up some huge conspiracy. With the ability of this salted fish sword, it took so long to prepare. What should I do? What a terrible test are we facing?

Shivering, shivering.

There was good news in other aspects. Although Arturia and the others could not wait for their return from a long trip, the Twin Princesses and Xiao Heitan, who had been training nearby, returned without any accidents after a few days.

And don’t forget, Ai Wa’er and Sa Qili, who led them out for training, seemed to have a tacit understanding. The two teams came back on the same day, which made me feel a wonderful fate.

Later I found out that the two teams had met during training and agreed on a time to come back. Thinking about it, they both practiced near Holy See Mountain, but Xiao Heitan was stronger and the scope of training was wider. The chance of meeting is indeed very high.

So I was embarrassed. Needless to say, I was ridiculed by the evil dragon Lena for being stupid again. Even the crystal was holding a big water tank, like a noisy duck, squawking around the door of the house, lest I There will be no chaos in the world.

For the sake of my daughter, I will not argue with her for the time being, and let her enjoy the long-lost Nine-Cylinder Dragon evolution after a while.

"Dad, Dad, have you missed Xilusi (Ecolu)?" Probably because they were neglected even though they lived in the same home before, the twin princesses who just came back seemed particularly annoying, hugging them on the left and right in their exclusive place. Not willing to let go.

"Of course, I miss my baby girl so much." His arms were tightly held, and he wanted to touch their heads, but he couldn't, so he had to give up and use his mouth instead.

"How is your experience? Are you still used to being near the Holy See Mountain?" I looked at them with concern, and also at Aiwa'er, who was sitting in the corner drinking water silently.

With the current strength of the twin princesses, it is too difficult to stay in the hell world, even in the relatively safe area around the Holy See Mountain. Fortunately, they are protected by Aiwaer, otherwise I would never have agreed to let them practice here.

In addition, I am ashamed to say that I certainly don’t know as well as Aiwa’er about the current strength level of the twin princesses. Since Aiwa’er said that I could give it a try, out of my understanding and trust in her, I can safely transfer the princess to her. Your Highnesses leave it to her.

“It was a little forced at first.”

"If there are too many enemies, we will be unable to cope with them."

"When you see more than double digits of enemies, you can only walk around."

"If there is a boss-level monster inside, we can only take a detour."

"There are also ordinary monsters that are a little stronger individually."

"Even if they appear in single digits, I don't dare to mess with them casually."

The Twin Princesses spoke to each other in a heart-to-heart manner, with a tacit understanding of each other. Their voices overlapped and connected perfectly, as if they were listening to the same person speaking. In the end, the two of them spoke in unison.

"Fortunately, Teacher Aiwaer taught us patiently and taught us how to fight more cunning and powerful monsters. It was not easy for us to adapt step by step."

"Well, it's good. I can hear you tell the truth instead of showing off." Seeing the twin princesses' brows and eyes, which are more mature and more like the strength and decisiveness of an adventurer, I felt very sad and moved them Hold tight.

It's because of my failure as a father that my daughters have to work so hard and take risks to gain experience. A kind and lovely princess like Sirus Ecolu should wear gorgeous clothes, live in a magnificent palace, and be... Being served by groups of servants and maids, it’s only right to live a rich and luxurious life...

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