Chapter 812: Gun Soul Is Delighted

As a boss, you should care about the health of your employees.

We must not only care about employees' bodies, but also care about their psychology. When all of this has a reasonable premise, then the ritual we are doing now is a kind of psychological intervention and a kind of psychological therapy.

For the mental health of his machine gunner, pretending to be a ghost is not a lie, it can only be regarded as a unique method, and there is no need for any psychological burden.

Gao Guang had to build himself up mentally in order to carry out the ceremony, not because of guilt, but because of shyness and embarrassment.

Mainly because Yuan Zheng and Lin Nianzu were there, they were the only ones in the way.

This kind of thing is only for foreigners and cannot deceive the Chinese people. No, it should not be able to deceive most of the Chinese people. After all, no matter how simple or crude the method is, even if it is much clumsier than Gao Guang, many foolish men and women will be fooled.

Therefore, before starting, Gao Guang had to make sufficient mental preparation for himself before he stretched out his hand to Lin Nianzu with a serious face and said: "Knife!"

Lin Nianzu held out a scalpel blade, the unopened one.

Gao Guang tore open the package of the blade, and then he said to Patrick: "Take it."

No, I forgot an important step. Although I had rehearsed it in advance, I was not familiar with this business and forgot about it when it happened. Gao Guang looked at it and said, "Bring Patrick's gun over here."

Patrick said with a pious look: "Don't you need to bring Phil's parts? Can I still use PKM?" "No, well, it's good to change the gun."

This is Gao Guang's consideration. The PKM is indeed a good gun and is very suitable for use in desert terrain. However, the problem is that Russia's 54R bullets have fewer types of bullets, especially the armor-piercing effect, which is not as good as NATO's M993 armor-piercing bullets.

So let's just let Patrick change his gun. If he uses 7.62 NATO bullets instead of MG5, he can use M993 armor-piercing bullets. In the future, he will be able to fight against enemies with full body armor in indoor battles.

Then why use PKM, just MG5.

Gao Guang said seriously to Patrick: "It's too late, the ceremony has already begun. Besides, there are no old gun parts at all. Well, give him the gun."

Patrick took the machine gun and knelt on the futon holding the gun, but he didn't know what to do. It's time to take the next step.

Gao Guang has always believed that men should be cruel to themselves. If some blood is not shed, the sense of ritual will not be strong enough. Picking up the blade, Gao Guang said to Patrick: "Put down the gun and reach out."

Patrick stretched out his hand, and pricked Patrick's finger with his highlighter. Blood came out, and Gao Guang said sharply: "Put it on your gun."

Patrick dripped blood on the new gun with a confused look on his face, but this was only the first step of the ceremony. Gao Guang put down the blade and picked up a piece of yellow paper. Then he picked up a brush and filled it with cinnabar. It was stained on the plate.

Standing in front of the bill, Gao Guang solemnly made his first stroke.

Bad thing, why are you so crooked? It's not difficult to draw according to the video, and it's okay for the first time. But this time, the first stroke of the drawing was like an earthworm crawling. Could it be because I was mentally disturbed.

Gao Guang looked at Yuan Zheng, and then at Lin Nianzu, who had a strange look on his face. It's all my fault that these two are in the way.

Should I throw this away and repaint it? But this will destroy the integrity of the ceremony. Forget it, just draw whatever you want.

Gao Guang slowly drew a strange talisman to suppress the haunted house, thinking that this was the simplest talisman he could find on the Internet. Of course it's fine to just draw it yourself, but it lacks a bit of feeling.

Gao Guang finished drawing his talisman, then he turned around, unfolded the talisman paper and let Patrick take a look, just one glance, not more, then he piled up the talisman paper, and then Gao Guang put the talisman paper on the candle and lit it. Entered the incense burner.

"The soul is coming back, leaving the king's permanent stem. What is the four directions, leaving the king's happy place, and being away from it. It is more ominous." Bad thing, I forgot the words I have memorized for a long time, and it is not smooth if I can't remember it. If it’s not smooth, you won’t feel that way. Gao Guang quickly picked up the new words.

"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, the Supreme Master is about to appear. If you two bastards dare to laugh again, I will kill you!"

Yuan Zheng and Lin Nianzu couldn't hold it anymore. Their acting skills were not good, but after being fooled by Gao Guang, they finally became serious. Yuanzheng whispered to Patrick: "This is a kind of prayer, very serious and sacred. It cheers for the souls from far away to come back. That's probably what it means."

Yuan Zheng didn't say it well, he probably forgot the words.

These two guys are so much in the way that it doesn't matter if they don't perform well, they also seriously affect the performance of the highlights. I originally memorized a long vocabulary, but because I was really embarrassed, I almost forgot the highlights. Forget it, let’s just leave it at that, it’s almost done.

Gao Guang turned around, pointed at Patrick's new gun and said suddenly: "The gun spirit has returned, the ceremony is completed!"

After finishing speaking, Gao Guang couldn't look directly at Patrick. He turned slightly sideways and said, "How do you feel now? Your warehouse soul is back."

Patrick looked confused. He picked up his gun with both hands and stroked it back and forth a few times. Then he suddenly pulled the gun and pulled the trigger. After a moment of feeling, he suddenly opened the receiver. cover, removed the barrel, put it back on, and then he fell into deep thought.

At this time, psychological guidance is needed. Gao Guang said in a slightly tired voice: "No problem, your gun soul has already been attached to this gun. This gun is secondary, the most important thing is the soul."

"wrong!"

Patrick suddenly interrupted Gao Guang's words. He frowned and said with a panic look on his face: "I can't feel Phil's presence at all, I don't have that feeling at all. This... feels completely different. Boss, did you fail? "

It would be weird if the two types of guns felt the same. As for the gun soul, it would be weird if they had the same feeling!

Gao Guang began to regret it. He shouldn't have asked Patrick to change his gun, but he didn't have a PKM at home, and changing it now would delay things.

Yuan Zheng looked at Gao Guang and spread his hands. He meant it was screwed up, it's useless, you're out of luck. But Gao Guang's mind was spinning so fast, could he be stumped by such a scene?

Gao Guang squatted down with a serious and puzzled look on his face. He put his hand on Patrick's new gun, and then said with a puzzled look on his face: "No feeling? It shouldn't be."

You can't forcefully suppress Patrick's feelings, because if you don't feel it, you don't feel it. Gao Guang was thinking deeply and thinking of countermeasures.

There is a saying that if you can do it, you can do it, and there is a feeling that I can do it if you ask me to do it, but the problem is that there are some things that just can't be done by another person.

The conclusion is, highlight. "Well, it did fail."

Gao Guang sighed lightly, and then he said to Patrick: "What do you think went wrong?" Patrick was stunned, and he said in shock: "I don't know, I have to ask you!"

It’s easy to deal with if you don’t know, or it’s easy to deal with if you think the problem lies.

Gao Guang frowned and thought deeply, and suddenly said: "What were you thinking about just now? I mean, did you cooperate with me in thinking about letting your gun soul enter this gun?"

"You didn't say you were going to do this, but I did think about Phil. I was thinking about her." "Her? Wait a minute, wait a minute, there's something wrong with this!"

Gao Guang stood up and said very seriously: "I feel that the gun spirit of the old gun is back, but I can't resonate with you."

Finally coming up with a suitable word, Gao Guang praised himself secretly and continued: "I know what the problem is. You are talking about her, so you think Phil is a woman?"

Patrick was stunned for a long time and suddenly said: "I didn't preset the gender. I just subconsciously used the word her. Well, I subconsciously thought Phil was a woman?"

Gao Guang clapped his hands and said: "That's right. Weapon spirits have no gender, so there is no concept of gender. If you must think that your gun is female, that's fine, but the problem is, your PKM is from Russia. Even if the weapon spirit is created by recognizing the owner, it is definitely not a woman. The soul of your gun is more like a strong Russian man. Do you understand? This weapon spirit is like Paul, the kind full of fighting desire. Warrior!"

Patrick cannot be allowed to use a gun as his wife. This is not good for his mental health and will also affect his ability to find a wife in the future.

Also, guns are guns, they can break down, and they may have to be discarded when necessary, and machine guns require frequent barrel changes, and are more likely than other guns to explode due to firing too many bullets, so what about Patrick? Can you take a machine gun with a high replacement rate as your wife?

We can be brothers.

Gao Guang not only wants to cure Patrick's heart disease, but also correct his somewhat distorted psychology.

So Gao Guang said to Patrick seriously: "You take a soldier like Paul as your wife, no wonder your gun soul refuses to come! The gun soul is your partner, your comrade-in-arms, your brother, no Your lover is not your lover, let alone your wife!"

Patrick shuddered with a dull look on his face, and then he said in extreme astonishment: "The image of a strong Russian man like Paul?"

Gao Guang nodded solemnly and said: "You summon the gun soul the way you summon your lover, of course it won't work. Try summoning Phil the way you summon brothers of life and death."

Patrick was stunned for a long time, and then he finally nodded. No, the highlight has to be upgraded to the ritual.

Men should treat themselves

I have to be more ruthless. I can't just bleed Patrick, I have to bleed myself too.

Gao Guang lamented in his heart, but his face remained serious. Then he turned to Lin Nianzu and said, "Here's a lancet." Lin Nianzu had already taken out the blade, but after hearing Gao Guang's words, he took it out silently. A lancet.

Gao Guang said to Patrick: "If you want your Phil to come back, you have to cooperate well. Let me tell you, I paid a huge price to hold this ceremony. You must never let me do it again, do you understand?"

Prick nodded with a sad face and said in a deep voice: "I understand."

Gao Guang ruthlessly pricked his finger with a needle, then he picked up a piece of yellow paper and started scratching on it.

It hurts, it really hurts. The key is that the blood is not enough. Gaoguang was extremely speechless and stabbed again, and then he managed to make up the general appearance of a ghost painting talisman.

Turning around and facing Patrick, Gao Guang quickly put away the talisman and lit it on the candle, then put the burning talisman into the incense burner.

If I had known earlier, I should have prepared a brazier.

After muttering something he didn't know what he meant, Gao Guang turned around and said sternly to Patrick: "The gun soul is very happy, the ceremony is completed!"

Patrick picked up his gun again with a pious look, but Francisco said with a puzzled look: "Boss, what you said this time is different from last time, and the pattern you drew is also different. "

Before Gao Guang could say anything, Yuan Zheng said sharply: "Idiot, this is a blood charm, can it be the same? And this is a blood prayer, can the spell be the same, right boss?"

Gao Guang nodded, looked at Yuan Zheng with a look of relief and said, "You finally got the idea, yes, that's it."

Patrick raised his head, looked at the highlight, and trembled: "He's back! He's back! Yes, although it feels a bit strange, Phil is back!"

The psychological treatment was a great success. Gao Guang exhaled slowly and said seriously: "Of course I will come back. Just feel it. Remember, this gun is your brother, not your wife. Don't make any mistake."

Patrick must be serious. He seems very excited now. This excitement is not fake, and he can't pretend it.

Gao Guang was very satisfied with the explanation of the expedition. Lin Nianzu also wanted to save some performance points for himself, so he said to Patrick seriously: "You have to be obedient. Boss, this ceremony will cost you at least ten years of life, which means you will lose ten years of life." ”

This is too much. What should I do if Patrick no longer dares to use a gun?

Gao Guang gave Lin Nianzu a vicious look and said, "It's nonsense. It's not that serious. It will only cost you two years of life at most. Well, Patrick, don't worry about this. Azu is exaggerating."

Patrick could not express his gratitude in words. He said in shock: "Ten years of life? This, boss! How should I repay you? I... I will give you one million. No, I am so grateful to you. How should I repay you?" And you."

Gao Guang waved his hand and said: "Okay, we are all our brothers. Why are we talking about this? Well, just fight hard and do your job well. That's it."