Chapter 340: Refuse to Eat Chicken, Start with Me!
At Wufeng Wildlife Park, Fatty Pang opened this morning's newspaper and couldn't help but get angry.
"Bang!" With a sound, Fatty Pang knocked over the thermos cup on the table, scattering red dates and wolfberries all over the floor.
The newspaper in front of him was also wet, and there was a full-page advertisement on it.
The advertisement for Jiahu Wildlife Park is at the top, occupying about two-thirds of the space, while the advertisement for Wufeng Wildlife Park is below, occupying only one-third.
It's quite ironic that two competing zoos put their ads together.
What's even more ironic is the vertical arrangement and layout ratio, which makes Pang Pangzi have to think more.
"Damn it, this old man Ke is quarreling with me, isn't he?" Fatty Pang took out his phone and called out: "Hey, are you from Xucheng Evening News? What happened in the newspaper today? Didn't you mean to help us get published? A half-page advertisement? Why is it a third-page advertisement when the Jiahu Wildlife Park advertisement is so big? And why is their advertisement placed at the top? Our advertisement is placed at the bottom? This is placed What’s going on with one page?”
"Oh, Mr. Pang, don't be anxious, don't be anxious, let me explain to you..." On the opposite side, the person in charge of the advertising department of Xucheng Evening News was very good-tempered, "The advertisement originally arranged for you was on the third page. But then the first few pages were all taken over by Huanzhou Development. We had no choice but to rearrange the pages... It was a little crowded, but the effect was not bad. Today's big news, the sales volume of the newspaper It’s a lot higher, and it sounds like you took advantage..."
Nowadays, newspapers are a sunset industry. Only some work units and the elderly still order newspapers. For the sake of the city's appearance, newsstands on the streets have disappeared. It is a rare few times a year that sales can increase.
But the problem is, what Fatty Pang wants is not how effective his advertising is, but what he wants is to suppress his competitors!
"Then why are their ads on top and our ads on the bottom?" Pangzi was still unhappy.
"There's nothing I can do. Jiahu Wildlife Park has added money..."
At that moment, Fatty Pang almost dropped the phone.
Mom sells batches, it’s amazing how rich she is!
Fatty Pang never thought that he would apply these words to the nearly bankrupt Jiahu Wildlife Park.
But...the fact is that they are really rich!
It is said that the park has nearly one billion in funds on its books!
One billion, is the tiger you raise made of gold?
Can your big cat's poop be used as coffee?
Moreover, their parent company is now the major shareholder of Huanzhou Development. This turnaround is too fast. How can it compare!
Director Ke, who has a lot of money, is really scary.
The advertising war between Fatty Pang and Director Ke has been going on for several days.
You advertise online, and I also advertise online.
If you place an advertisement in the newspaper, I will cover an extra half page.
If Fatty Pang came up with a new publicity method the day before yesterday, Director Ke would definitely follow up the next day.
There is no way, Director Ke is not a business person, he can bite Fatty Pang tightly, which is already very good.
For several days, Fatty Pang told himself, hold on, hold on!
But today, Fatty Pang felt: Ah, I can’t hold on anymore!
Moreover, Fatty Pang was very suspicious that there was a spy around him.
I made a temporary plan for the publicity plan for the next day, but when I read the newspaper the next day, it was suppressed again.
What Fatty Pang was most proud of back then was to dig out most of the people in Jiahu when they were in trouble at the Jiahu Wildlife Park.
But look now, how many spies are mixed in here! fall!
Moreover, these people who thought they were very wise and defected now regret it. They are secretly flirting with their original bosses, and they are all in Cao Ying but their hearts are in Han Dynasty.
In the past two days, the publicity expenses have increased sharply, and Pang Fatty has already started to fight. If he can defeat the other party, then it will be cost-effective to invest more publicity expenses. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers.
But what if you can’t compete?
Fatty Pang's expression kept changing. After ten minutes, he took a deep breath and stood up: "Damn it, I can only use a big killer!"
Today, I’m going to tell you why the zoo business is in deep water!
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Not far from Jiahu, outside the gate of a chicken farm, a group of animal rights activists were protesting desperately.
They glued feathers to their bodies, sprinkled bloody fake plasma, and shouted like their dead parents.
"This chicken was brutally killed because you wanted to eat it!"
"Chickens also have the right to live freely!"
"The chicken also hopes to enjoy his old age!"
"Eating chicken is immoral!"
"If you refuse to eat chicken, it starts with me!"
They stopped a large truck that was coming to purchase goods, pulled the truck driver out of the truck, and asked loudly: "Sir, why do you want to eat chicken? Don't you know that chickens also have parents? Don't you know Do chickens feel pain too?”
"Uh, good luck, let's have chicken tonight?"
"You actually want to eat chicken at night? Do you have any sympathy? Do you know how cruel it is to have a living person's throat cut and then bled to death? Have you ever put yourself in the shoes of a chicken? Chickens What did you do wrong? You want to eat it because it’s a lucky day?”
"Yes, look at the blood on my body. What would you think if I died bleeding like this?"
"Call the police?"
"Do you have any sympathy at all?"
"Uh... I don't want to eat chicken. Isn't it okay?" The truck driver who was stopped kept backing up. "I don't want to eat chicken. I don't want to eat chicken. Really!"
"real?"
"Yes, it's true. When I was a child, my family was poor and couldn't afford chicken. When I grew up, I was clumsy and couldn't afford chicken..."
"Then you shout with me, refuse to eat chicken, start with me!"
The truck driver was forced to scream twice, then got into the truck, turned around, and then stuck his head out of the window: "Nary-minded, I just want to eat chicken. I wish you a life like a chicken and fall into a box! Paralyzed, What’s wrong!”
Then he drove away in his car.
But these animal activists didn't care at all. Instead, they cheered as if they had won a great victory, and then pestered a truck driver.
"I'm not here to pull chicken, I...we're here to pull eggs."
"What? You actually eat eggs?"
"How can you be so cruel? Do you know that chicks are hatched from eggs?"
"Well, eggs are so cute, but you can't bear to eat them? Do you have any conscience?"
Seeing the merchants fleeing one after another, the chicken farm owner finally gave in and called: "Mr. Pang, God Pang, I beg you, I will donate money to your animal protection fund right now. Please Please take these lunatics away quickly, I really can't stand it anymore..."
Not far from the gate of the chicken farm, a skinny middle-aged man hung up the phone proudly and said: "Damn, you know what you know...the fighting power of these guys is really strong!"
As soon as he hung up the phone, his cell phone rang again: "Huh? Brother, why are you calling me? You mean the Almighty Wildlife Park? The one in Jiahu? I understand, don't worry, you want to cause trouble for them There are a lot of animal protection organizations, I’m going to pull them all here!”