Chapter 608 Zhuang Buyuan Is Happy to Be a Father
Zhuang Buyuan paid the bill amidst the strange looks of all the waiters and customers.
When I walked out the door, tears fell down my face.
My eternal fame! So ruined!
Woo hoo hoo, let me just say that I am a little busy and can’t help.
I'm going to be killed!
Zhou Ye!
Dad!
And Xiaoya!
You bastards, see if I don’t bite you to death!
He just saw several people secretly videotaping, maybe he will become an internet celebrity tomorrow.
"Shocking! A strange man goes on a blind date with his wife who has given birth behind her back!"
"Shocked! A man went on a blind date and was revealed to have a child!"
"Look, it will be deleted soon! The inside story of a man who went on a blind date when his wife was in labor!"
Thinking that he would become the protagonist of all kinds of weird gossip, Zhuang Buyuan didn't want to live anymore...
He covered his face and rushed out of the restaurant. He wanted to scream, just slap him, don't slap your face! I want face! Want face!
I returned to the manor with a lot of anger. The whole manor was shaking: "Ahhh, our child!"
"This is my and the owner's child!"
"Master, Master, come quickly and take a look at our little baby!"
Oh my god, I’m afraid the whole world will know!
The servants passing by all looked at Zhuang Buyuan in shock, and pointedly looked at Zhuang Buyuan's Xiasan Road.
Damn it, what are you looking at!
"Sister Xiao Yaya!" Zhuang Buyuan was furious and rushed to the gate of Blue Stone Leaf Manor. He saw a group of people gathered around Xiao Yaya's pit and looked in. He couldn't care about so many people. , roared angrily: "Please tell me clearly, what do you mean by our children!"
The Stone Ant Queen heard the sound and looked over, then showed a shy expression (?), lowered her head and said: "I have thought about it carefully, I am still a girl, how can I give birth to a child by myself... It must be the owner of the village who is evil. …”
A group of people: "Oh——"
Zhuang Buyuan:...
You guys, what are you, I’ll slap you to death, believe it or not!
"You see clearly, you are a stone ant and I am a human being, how can we have a child!" Zhuang Buyuan couldn't wait to find out his identity immediately.
"But how can a person give birth to a child by himself? A child can only be born when the mother and father are together..." The Stone Ant Queen burst into tears (?), "Are you trying to cheat? Don't you want to admit that you are The father of the child! Will my poor child become a single child as soon as he is born? You heartless man! You Ximen Qing!"
"Who did you listen to this nonsense!" Zhuang Buyuan was going crazy.
"Uh...villager owner, I'm sorry, this is all my fault..." Next to him, Liu Jinge walked out with a bitter smile on his face.
"This little Yaya lady keeps yelling all day long, in order to appease her emotions... Well, after all, she is a pregnant woman..." Liu Jinge said.
She will always be pregnant! She will be pregnant until she dies!
"So, we prepared a few projectors and showed her some soap operas..."
A soap opera was shown for the Stone Ant Queen, and no curtain was used at all. It was projected directly onto her compound eyes, which were larger than giant movie screens. One eye could project several images, and she watched them with gusto.
God knows how many soap opera plots this guy has been fed!
Who knows who you are fooling around with, I don’t want to be your father!
Also, who knows if you are parthenogenetic?
Seeing that Zhuang Buyuan was angry, Xiao Yaya lowered his head and said aggrievedly (?): "But I really gave birth to the child for you... Otherwise, why would such a beautiful girl give birth to a child..."
She pretended to be aggrieved for less than three seconds, and then she became happy again: "Master, Master, come and take a look, our child is so cute!"
As she spoke, she lowered her head, picked up a white object, and handed it to Zhuang Buyuan's arms.
Zhuang Buyuan accidentally was crushed to the ground by a snow-white, crystal clear, lively, tall...maggot.
"Oh my god, take it away! Take it away! Take it away!"
Zhuang Buyuan really lost to this drama queen who has a lot of dramas!
"My dear, how can you dislike our child... This child is so cute..." The Stone Ant Queen leaned over and picked up her larvae again.
Suddenly Zhuang heard a popping sound not far away.
"Ah...honey, I accidentally pinched our child to death!"
Zhuang Buyuan's whole body was covered with sticky juice, and he stood there dripping wet, wishing he could take a bath in the blood of time immediately.
"But it doesn't matter, we still have many more! They are all the fruits of our happiness! My dear, look, this one is also very cute. Look, look quickly..."
"Put it down and stop playing with your child! He will die from playing with you later!" Zhuang Buyuan was furious.
You stupid queen! Have some fun, please!
"My dear, you are really worried about our children..."
I'm worried as hell! No wonder I’m worried!
Zhuang Buyuan took the towel handed by the servant, finally wiped his face clean, stood at the edge of the pit and looked down.
I saw that the pit was densely packed with white larvae crawling around.
There are also some larvae that are struggling to break out of their eggs.
Looking at the past from such a distance, Zhuang Buyuan felt that...these children were really cute?
I'm bah bah bah...
It's a bug! It's a bug, not a child! Definitely not a child!
Little Yaya lowered her head, and some transparent juice flowed out from her jaws and dripped into the swarm of insects, and the larvae rushed to eat them.
Zhuang Buyuan stood aside and watched. I have to say that when he saw Xiao Yaya feeding the larvae, he really looked like a mother.
However, within ten minutes, Little Yaya became annoyed: "Oh, these children are so annoying. They can't get enough to eat. Don't delay me watching the TV series! The next episode will be broadcast soon..."
Zhuang Buyuan was extremely helpless and said to the servant next to him: "Go..."
"Are you going to watch a TV show?" This servant was very uninterested.
"Go buy candy!" Zhuang Buyuan roared.
I hope these larvae also like to eat sweets... Otherwise, I'm afraid they will starve to death by this irresponsible mother.
Damn it, I'm not the father of these big bugs, why should I worry about this!
This big bug keeps yelling all day long that it doesn’t serve itself, and Blue Stone Leaf Manor will probably never be repaired. Why should I care so much!
Zhuang Buyuan thought he was unlucky enough.
But it was Zhou Ye who was actually more unlucky.
At night, Zhou Ye called in tears.
"Master! What on earth did you say to the girl I was dating on a blind date!"
"My mother has already bought a ticket and rushed to Xucheng! She insists on seeing my hidden girlfriend and her newborn grandson!"
"She also said that it doesn't matter if I don't want to raise her, she will raise her! If I dare to abandon her mother and son, she will kill me!"
"Where can I give her a grandson!"
"You're going to kill me!"
"I know it's unreliable to ask you to help. Even if you are unreliable, don't kill me! Wuwuwuwu..."
"I'm so stupid, really. When I saw the owner of the village wasted his life, how could I believe your evil deeds!"
"Unless you get me a child, I will fight with you..."
Zhuang Buyuan said feebly: "I have many children, which one do you want?"