Chapter 787 The Heroine Has Decided to Be You! The Lady of the Village!

Zhuang Buyuan sat on the little stone head, dragging his head and watching the show.

The Hunting War Dog is a war dog that gives up almost all armor and weapons in exchange for extremely strong mobility.

It looks like a thin dog, with a long body, long legs, and long head. It is extremely slender. The only weapons it can use are sharp claws and the horns of its head.

At this time, it rushed left and right, trying to break out and leave.

The soldiers tried their best to prevent it from leaving.

Finding themselves unable to escape, the hunting war dogs attacked like crazy, and the soldiers quickly fled in all directions, seeking shelter next to the gravedigger's excavator.

Zhuang Buyuan discovered that Uncle Yi, who was under the protection of Erniu, also joined the battle group.

Daniel was beside him, stretching out his long canes and filming the "Brew Man" scene.

I have to say that Uncle Yi cooperated well with the soldiers. He flew out several times and saved several soldiers who were almost stepped on.

The hunting war dogs also discovered that Uncle Yi was a threat and attacked Uncle Yi crazily.

After Uncle Yi saved a soldier, he suddenly opened his mouth and bit it down, and was about to swallow Uncle Yi in one gulp!

Zhuang Buyuan suddenly stood up, and just as he was about to reach out to save him, he saw Uncle Yi suddenly wave his hand, and the wine jar Zhuang's father handed him flew into the mouth of the giant war dog, while he himself suddenly rolled over and almost died. And narrowly escaped from the dog's mouth.

With a "bang", the wine jar shattered, a stream of green wine splashed out, and an extremely rich aroma escaped.

"Well..." Being in the direction of headwind, Zhuang Buyuan couldn't help but twitch his nose.

Fragrant, so fragrant!

It smells so good!

The soldiers near the war dogs frowned slightly. No matter what kind of smell it was, once it was extremely strong, it would irritate the nasal cavity.

Of course, they are far from intolerable. After all, human sense of smell is not sensitive.

And this jar of wine was specially experimented by Zhuang's father and Ah Chui. It has the most disgusting smell for Hammer people.

Although there are many scientists in the manor, the one who is best at playing with various microorganisms is definitely Dad Zhuang.

Dad Zhuang has domesticated more creatures than all the others combined.

After selecting the suitable smell, Zhuang Dad specially cultivated a kind of microorganism and kept it in the wine jar. Once it comes into contact with the air, it will rapidly decompose the substances in the wine and release a smell that drives the hammer man crazy.

In other words, this is not a jar of wine, this is a gas bomb specifically targeted at Hammer Man.

The Hammer Man's sense of smell is much more sensitive than that of humans. This extremely rich smell spreads inside the hunting war dog. It is conceivable that it stimulates the Hammer Man and immediately makes the hunting war dog stagger.

The effect of the wine jars was so good that Uncle Yi's eyes lit up. He raised his hand again and smashed three wine jars in succession.

Two of them missed, smashing into pieces on the hunting war dog's shell, but one smashed into its mouth.

The war dog froze for two seconds, and then suddenly fell to his knees. More than a dozen hammermen scrambled to get out of the giant dog's mouth, covering their noses and retching crazily.

"Boom!" Uncle Yi smashed another jar of wine over, exploding around more than a dozen Hammermen. The Hammermen immediately lost their combat effectiveness completely.

"Ouch!" The soldiers, who were already exhausted and injured, cheered. They surrounded Uncle Yi and threw him into the sky.

The armor on Uncle Yi's face opened, and he happily accepted the cheers of the soldiers. At this moment, he was not an actor, he was the Brewer who worked hard with the soldiers to kill the enemy!

Dadao, who was wearing ordinary soldier equipment, looked up at Uncle Yi with a longing expression. His eyes gradually deepened and his facial expression became more and more determined.

"Stuck!" The director yelled, "Okay, this last shot is perfect!"

This battle can almost be edited into two scenes: the first battle and the last battle.

The next step is to analyze the current footage, then reshoot part of the Brewery Man scene, replace the image of Zhuang Buyuan with the Brewery Man, and then re-synthesize the scene.

However, looking at the scene at the beginning where Zhuang Buyuan and Brewer Man were each standing on the head of a soldier ant, looking ahead, the director felt that it would be a pity if any one of them was erased from such a good scene. .

Unfortunately, there is no role for Zhuang Buyuan in this drama.

At first, Director Ka was still wondering why Zhuang Buyuan was unwilling to set up his own character in it.

But at this time, he finally understood.

Because if this guy is really made into a movie, it will really destroy the balance!

This level-crushing strength is really abnormal!

But if Zhuang Buyuan's strength is appropriately weakened and added to the movie, he will definitely be very brilliant, and he can also create a character who is particularly awesome and loved by the audience!

Director Ka looked at Zhuang Buyuan's back, frowning, thinking about how to arrange Zhuang Buyuan's role.

This character should be outstanding, but it should not take away the charm of the protagonist. It can also interact with the protagonist, promote each other, and have dramatic conflicts.

And this process cannot weaken the entire plot...

Even the experienced guide found this task too difficult.

While Director Ka was thinking hard, Zhuang Buyuan had already ordered the servants and soldiers of the manor to clean the battlefield.

Last time, Zhuang Buyuan didn't want any prisoners and just killed everyone without sparing anyone.

But this time, Zhuang Buyuan needed a large number of Hammermen, so he naturally hoped that the more he could survive, the better.

It took about a morning before the battlefield was basically cleaned up. There were seventy or eighty surviving hammermen.

They were led in front of Zhuang Buyuan with their heads down. Zhuang Buyuan clapped his hands and said, "Are there any hammer girls among you? If there are, please stand up."

Two bearded men stood up and looked at Zhuang Buyuan. Suddenly, two shy blushes appeared on their faces, and they lowered their heads...

Zhuang Buyuan:...

Why don’t I believe Lao Banglong!

How could such an honest person like Lao Honglong lie to me!

Zhuang Buyuan said nothing, waved his hand, indicating that these people should be escorted down, and then he covered his forehead and groaned.

He felt that he was almost blind and wanted to go back quickly to see Luoluo to wash his eyes.

"Zhuang, I'm afraid the idea of ​​finding a hammer girl won't work." Director Ka came closer to Zhuang Buyuan.

Zhuang Buyuan groaned again.

Damn it, don't remind me of that scene just now!

"However, there is now a good way to make up for the emotional shortcomings of the script, reverse the problem of too many male characters, and enrich the storyline..."

"What can I do?" Zhuang Buyuan's eyes widened.

"Zhuang, you come to be the heroine!"

"What?" Zhuang Buyuan almost slapped the director to death if he wasn't afraid that he would never be able to find a better director after being slapped to death.

You want me to be the heroine?

Could it be that I have always misremembered my gender? Am I not the owner of the farm, but the wife of the farm owner?

I'll slap you to death!

"No, no, no, what I mean is..." Director Ka suddenly felt his hair standing on end, feeling that his life was in danger, and quickly explained: "I mean, make your current character a female and arrange a role for the Brewer. How about a daughter who is brave and good at fighting?"

"Uh..." Zhuang Buyuan blinked.

Suddenly I felt that the setting of the village mistress was quite touching...

Today is the fifth update and I went to bed...