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Chapter 283 Who Blew up the Toilet!

At this moment, the entire solar system was as lively as the Chinese New Year.

No, it was even more lively than the Chinese New Year. The Chinese New Year happens once a year, but the Betelgeuse exercise only happens once every 50 years.

For a time, various grand celebration ceremonies were held, and everyone in the entire solar system was in high spirits. Han Yang even personally presided over the celebration and commendation ceremony, pushing the joy to the highest point.

The celebration and commendation ceremony was carried out through remote video. Soldiers far away in the Betelgeuse system sat in the human base, and on the big screen, various art groups from the solar system presented wonderful performances.

At the end, Han Liang came forward and remotely awarded outstanding soldiers, as well as outstanding engineers, scientists, model workers, and workers in the past few years.

This scene was not only watched by human exercise personnel and logistics personnel in the Betelgeuse system, but also by the commanders of the third batch of exercise fleets who had already set out for Betelgeuse but would take more than 40 years to arrive. As a result, a mountain of pressure came upon them.

The first batch of exercise fleets ranked last, with a difference of more than 20 points. The second batch of exercise fleets has narrowed the gap to less than 10 points.

Next, it is our turn to join the battle. If we can't get better results, how can we explain to the civilization?

After an emergency meeting, the commanders of the third batch of fleets quickly reached a consensus.

Go all out to fight for the third place! We must achieve a breakthrough in the bottom in our hands! Even if we can't get the third place, the difference with the third place must be narrowed to within two points!

Otherwise, we will be speechless in front of the people of Jiangdong.

After the ceremony, the Beihesan human base held a celebration ceremony on its own, temporarily relaxing the management of the soldiers. Except for the on-duty personnel, there was an unlimited supply of fine wine and food, and a good celebration.

This scene was also seen by the other three civilization fleets in the Beihesan star system.

Looking at the celebration ceremony held on the human planet, the faces of the commanders of the three fleets were full of disdain.

But it is hard to say what they think in their hearts.

Commander Yuanshan may really be disdainful, but the words of the commanders of the fleets of Motan and Fix civilizations are a bit sour: "Isn't it just the fourth place? Is it worth celebrating?"

"That's right, we didn't celebrate even though we got the second place. This human really has the nerve to do this."

"How shameless."

After a round of sarcasm, the commander of the Motan fleet finally couldn't sit still.

"I'd better talk to the commander of the next fleet. What if we really fall behind humans in the next exercise? There's really no way to explain it..."

It's necessary to ridicule, but the threat of the human fleet to our own Motan fleet and Fix fleet is real...

Yuanshan civilization has a transcendent status and can ignore it, but we can't ignore it.

The two messages were transmitted to the vast space through the long-distance communication technology, and were quickly heading to the two fleets of the Beta Star System.

After receiving the information, the commanders of the two fleets became more solemn.

"Go all out, do your best to suppress the human fleet! We must not let the human fleet get high scores and run ahead of us!"

"It's just... looking at the battle data sent by the last fleet, the human fleet's strategy and tactics have improved rapidly, and the performance of the warships has also made a huge leap. According to this improvement rate, we are really not sure that we can defeat the human fleet in this exercise..."

This is a heavy reality.

Although we don't know how the human fleet has improved so quickly, now is not the time to pursue it. The only thing we can do is to face it.

The strength of the human fleet is improving rapidly. Although we are certain, we are not sure. If the performance is at the bottom and humans are ahead, the huge pressure that civilization will face...

All kinds of things are circling in the mind of the commander of the Motan fleet. After thinking for a long time, he finally made up his mind.

"Exercises are wars, and the exercise field is a battlefield. Since it is a battlefield, we must do everything we can. Humans, don't blame us for being cruel."

Time passed quickly, and the third batch of human fleets finally arrived at the Beta Star System. After the initial meeting, adaptive training began soon. As in the past, the leaders of the four fleets also met frequently and held various activities to enhance mutual trust and friendship among civilizations. At the same time, trade between civilizations also took advantage of this rare opportunity to develop.

Lu Xinghe, commander of the human fleet, could clearly feel that compared with his two predecessors, he, the human commander, was obviously more valued by the commanders of the other three fleets.

The exercise officially began. After the first five subjects were completed, just like the previous exercises, the score of Yuanshan civilization still topped the list, but unlike in the past, the scores of the last three civilizations did not open up too much gap.

76.2, 75.8, 73.9.

Although human civilization still ranked at the bottom, even compared with the second-ranked Motan Fleet, the score difference was less than three points.

The Fix Civilization was caught in the middle and felt tremendous pressure.

"Obviously, the strength of the human fleet has increased again... In this case, we can only use special means."

The commander of the Fix Fleet made up his mind.

After a slight adjustment, a new subject exercise began.

In the vast space, artillery fire rumbled. From the commander Lu Xinghe to the front-line soldiers, everyone in the human fleet is in high spirits and well-trained.

"After comprehensive research and analysis, the General Staff believes that we only need to do the following to get the second place. The key point is..."

In the command room, a senior staff officer was reporting something to Lu Xinghe quickly. But at this moment, a chaotic noise suddenly came from the combat channel.

Lu Xinghe frowned, and his heart was furious.

"What's going on? Why the noise!"

"Smelly, so stinky!"

"Who pooped in the cabin!"

"Did the toilet explode!"

"Commander! Emergency, emergency, there is a strong odor in the cabin of my ship, and the source is being investigated!"

"My ship too!"

"We too!"

Lu Xinghe was furious: "Isn't it just a little odor? Hold it in! Keep moving forward, don't affect tactics! You have gone through the storm, and you are still afraid of a little odor? How can you be a captain!"

"Yes... yes!"

The captain had to agree loudly.

But the next moment, a soldier couldn't stand it anymore and vomited in the cabin. For a while, the smell of sourness and stench filled the entire cabin, causing more people to vomit.

Some soldiers held their breath and insisted on executing the original tactics, but it was obvious that there was a mistake in coordination with the other warships. Under this circumstance, the originally good situation was instantly overturned by the opponent, the Fix civilization, and finally the human fleet was defeated.

Seeing the good result of the second place flying away and his team falling to fourth place, Lu Xinghe was full of anger.

"Check it carefully, check it carefully, what is going on with this stench!"

"Yes!"

The fleet engineers were also depressed.

According to preliminary statistics, the total number of warships with strong odors in the cabin reached 196. The engineers carefully checked and finally locked the source of the odor.

"It's the warship circulating coolant! We detected a certain amount of skatole and ammonia compounds in it. At this level, it will not affect the performance of the warship, but after heating, the smell will spread."

"The warship circulating coolant we use is supplied by the Fix civilization!"

The truth has come out after the investigation.

Damn it, the damn Fix fleet, in order to win the exercise, actually used such a despicable means!

For a time, the human fleet was excited, and several deputy commanders took the lead and asked to complain to the directorate.

Lu Xinghe suppressed his anger, thought carefully for a moment, but shook his head.

"It's useless to complain. We have also tested the warship circulating coolant supplied by the Fix fleet, and all the parameters are up to standard. Even if there are more skatole and ammonia compounds, it does not affect the performance indicators, and they cannot be punished."

The deputy commanders thought for a while and had to admit that it was true.

The directorate only stipulated the performance parameters, and our parameters really met the standards. The directorate did not stipulate that skatole was not allowed to be added? What can you humans say?

"But..."

Lu Xinghe sneered: "They can start with the circulating coolant, and we humans also have supplies for their Fix Fleet, so we can start with it too!"

After some research, the human engineers quickly came up with a plan.

At the human base, a batch of detergents supplied to the Fix Fleet was quietly added with a chemical agent.

This chemical agent will not affect the performance of the detergent, fully meet the standards of the directorate, and will not cause any harm to the body of the Fix people.

Its only effect is that once the Fix people inhale this chemical agent, a certain desire in their hearts will be stimulated.

The desire to give birth.

In the Fix civilization, this chemical agent is usually used to make aphrodisiacs...

Ten days later, the confrontation exercise in the strong magnetic field environment of the gas giant planet officially began.

At the beginning, the human fleet and the Fix Fleet were inseparable. The commander of the Fix Fleet looked solemn, and the entire command center was running fast.

But suddenly, a battleship hesitated and failed to immediately execute the command of the command center.

The commander was furious: "What's going on!"

"Report to the commander, full power propulsion requires the captain's authorization, the captain went to the toilet!"

"It takes 10 minutes to go to the toilet! What's going on? Go to the toilet and find him!"

The warship staff had to bring the communication equipment to the toilet. Before knocking on the door, a strange sound was heard coming from the toilet.

The warship staff was stunned, and the commanders in the command center were also stunned. (End of this chapter)

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