Chapter 10: If You Are Drunk, You Will Not Fly in a Straight Line
Chapter 10 - If you are drunk, you will not fly in a straight line
"Report to Major Chekov, the 'Zhenxiang' combat squadron has been assembled. There should be 17 people, and there are 17 people!"
The main combat force of the 911 Air Force Base, 17 pilots stood neatly in two rows. The deputy squadron leader was the girl with short hair. She had eight abdominal muscles below, and the answer above was A. The number could not be bigger, otherwise she would punch herself to death under high overload.
When the first alarm sounded, the pilots who were leisurely in Hangar 1 jumped up collectively as if a chicken coop had been poked open.
Those who were exercising threw away their fitness equipment, did not have time to wipe the sweat, and got into their anti-gravity suits with a sweaty body; those who were playing poker threw away their cards and left, and did not even have time to take the star dollar banknotes for betting; those who were eating, drinking and having fun immediately collected their minds and hurriedly dressed themselves neatly.
Those who were still catching up on sleep in the dormitory, dragged their shoes and carried clothes in their hands, and rushed over.
The name of the combat flight squadron of the 911 Air Force Base is called "Zhen Xiang", which does sound strange. There is no murderous and majestic momentum at all, as if it was chosen at random, but it becomes a bit interesting when combined with the code names of the pilots.
The code name of the squadron leader Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov is "Peanut Butter", and the deputy squadron leader, the short-haired girl Ilini Lucius, is called "Devil Pepper". Others also use various seasoning sauces as their flight codes.
So many seasonings gathered together, Emmmm... really fragrant!
It also implies that one is hungry for battle.
Major Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov, the squadron leader of the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, was walking with his chest puffed out and his stomach suffocating with alcohol. He paced and shouted loudly: "Hello, comrades, uh! Comrades, you have worked hard. Let's start checking the combat mission. Uh! Does anyone want a drink?"
He shook his head and felt that he was in great shape.
Drinking can keep the brain clear. Flying a plane will not go in a straight line. No one can shoot down the super-god comrade Chekov from the sky.
The random chaotic Brownian motion curve is unpredictable. Unless you close your eyes and shoot blindly, using probability to counter chaos, there is no way to guarantee the hit rate.
The reason this guy found for his drunk driving is really fresh and unconventional, which makes people speechless.
It makes sense!
None of the 17 pilots of the "Zhenxiang" squadron said anything. Erguotou and Nazi are the beliefs of the squadron leader, and no one will make trouble for himself.
Seeing no one responded, Chekov had to twist the bottle cap with some regret, pulled down the zipper of his anti-gravity suit, stuffed the bottle directly into his crotch, and straightened his waist, waiting for me to warm up the wine and kill Hua Xiong.
"201 is ready!"
"202 is ready!"
The two MiG-28 jet fighters in hangar 2 were towed by the tractor of the locomotive group, passing the gate of hangar 1 one after another, and heading to the open-air apron next to the main runway.
201 and 202 are the fuselage codes of two MiG babies. The American MiG was originally a joke. The prototype was the F-20 "Tiger Shark" jet fighter that restarted the strategic reserve production line. It was a small export star that took twelve years to sharpen its sword. It is benchmarked against the Russian MiG-21, which is also a second-generation benchmark. It can do everything that the MiG can do. It can also carry AIM-7 Sparrow air-to-air missiles to fight beyond visual range. After upgrading the avionics system and engine, it is still as good as ever, with extremely high cost performance. It can carry more and run farther. It is definitely an air control weapon for military contractors to conduct business. Small turboprops will only be beaten to a pulp.
Don't underestimate the second-generation king. The third-generation aircraft may not be able to beat the F-20 that has been put back into production.
If you think that the larger the number of the aircraft model, the stronger the combat effectiveness, you are wrong.
After resuming production and generating revenue from the old antique production line, the manufacturer Northrop Grumman directly put a MiG-28 on it and sold it (to fool people).
Why can polar bears make 27, but bald eagles can't make 28?
This is absurd!
What is moral integrity? Can it be eaten?
Besides, one makes single and the other makes double, isn't it just right?
Mikoyan Bureau with one foot in the coffin and one foot in the museum: convex(艹艹*)
Under the left and right wings of the jet fighter, two red missiles are hung on each, and the three air intakes on the surface of the missile body make it particularly unique.
Following closely, the centerline mounting point of the belly of the six A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft that are ready also has a red missile.
The fuse module part of the warhead warhead flashes blue angel eye apertures like breathing, which means that the missile has been initially activated and can be ready for launch at any time.
The 911 Air Force Base spent a lot of money to equip all members of the "Zhenxiang" squadron with "dragon-killing bombs" that can pose a fatal threat to the dragon clan. The KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missile was awakened and entered the standby program.
The target of this emergency mission is a dragon, and it is a rare golden dragon. Although everyone looks calm and responds to the battle calmly according to the plan, they are more or less panicking in their hearts.
The reason why the Neanderthals from the prehistoric world were defeated was that the dragons from the sky world participated in the war. The dragons were so powerful that they were worthy of being the masters of the sky. Moreover, the contemporary dragon kings were from the golden dragons. Those who could fight were allowed to come and fight, and those who couldn't fight were dragged out to fight. They were very cruel.
The "dragon-killing bullet" specially developed with the dragons as the imaginary enemy might have to start with some meat this time.
Boom! ~
A thunderous roar came from the distant sky.
"Roar!"
The soul-shaking roar reached everyone's ears, as if even the clouds were trembling slightly.
The golden dragon came unexpectedly fast.
"Take off! Everyone take off!"
Chekov, the squadron leader of the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, got on the vehicle group's carrier and went to the apron to prepare for boarding.
Kill the golden dragon and you'll get a big bonus!
Before he could finish his words, several silver-shining sharp spears shot out at lightning speed, piercing the two MiG-28 jet fighters that had just arrived at the apron into hedgehogs.
The several locomotive crew members who were guarding the planes were stunned at the same time, and then their faces changed drastically. They turned around and wanted to escape, but the earth-shaking huge explosion and brilliant flames instantly engulfed them and all the equipment on the apron.
The power supply truck and gas transmission truck that had not yet been able to leave were directly torn into pieces.
"Damn gold dragons, they are all a bunch of lunatics!"
The shock wave swept over and knocked the unprepared Chekov squadron leader to the ground. He spit out a mouthful of choking gunpowder and got up from the ground in a mess. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he reached out and touched his crotch, then showed a wretched and complacent smile, hehehe a few times, turned around and prepared to greet his partner, the pilot of MiG wingman No. 202, Basong.
"That's good, Basong, you're going to be my fire controller again, huh, Basong?!"
Fortunately, the "dragon-killing bomb" mounted under the wing did not explode in full mode, otherwise the terrifying destructive power would be enough to blow a big hole in the entire apron, and would also affect the nearby main take-off and landing runway, with a damage effect comparable to a full-strength attack of a 400mm caliber main ship gun's killing bomb.
Not only did Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov die on the spot, but even the hangar not far away was not spared.
The two MiG-28 jet fighters were destroyed right before their eyes, but Chekov and Basong were also the flight partners of the A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft No. 211. "Peanut Butter" Chekov was the pilot and "Lemongrass" Basong was the fire controller.
Whether it was a two-plane formation or flying the same plane together, the tacit understanding between the two was always comparable to telepathy, and no one could replace it.
But Basong had no way to respond anymore.
He lay quietly on the ground, motionless, with most of his head missing, covered in blood, and only one dead fish-like eye left, staring blankly at the fire and smoke rising from more than a hundred meters away.
This unlucky guy didn't even have time to board the MiG-28 jet fighter before the fragments of the explosion of this big baby cut off half of his head, and his body quickly began to cool down.
Poor partner!
Chekov punched the ground with hatred.
Three thick smoke rose in succession in the 911 Air Force Base, and three anti-aircraft missiles rose into the sky one after another with flames, faster and faster, whistling straight into the sky.
The dense air defense positions and anti-aircraft artillery positions did not dare to say a word, for fear of giving away food in vain. The anti-aircraft missile positions immediately emptied the base on the launcher.
The golden dragon upgraded to the digital dragon family has more attack methods, and it will be difficult to resist if you are careless. Therefore, once you confront it, you must open fire without hesitation. Fight as fiercely as possible. Fight with all your strength, and you may be able to fight for a way out.
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