Chapter 166 Zeng Xiaoxian's Shining Personal Charm (Happy New Year's Eve)
"That's almost shit!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the few people who were laughing at Nanfeng's words "an instant success" and said angrily: "Can you be more serious!"
"Teacher Zeng, why do you feel that you are more like a newcomer than me?" Yu Mo pointed at the group of unofficial people around him, "When did our love apartment adopt a serious style?"
Yifei laughed so hard that she laughed, pointing at Xiaoxian and mockingly said: "We probably understand what you're talking about, so do you want to dress up like this in a few days to solicit sponsorship?"
Xiaoxian stood up unconvinced: "Why can't I get sponsorship like this?"
"The wrinkled suit, the sloppy hairstyle, the low-quality perfume, and your deep-rooted wretched temperament...
"Teacher Zeng, you look very toneless.
"If I dressed like you and went out to pick up girls, I wouldn't be able to catch a single fish in three days."
Zi Qiao, a little expert in picking up girls, commented.
Zeng Xiaoxian protested: "That's nonsense. I'll just tolerate what you guys say. How on earth am I so insignificant?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the empty door and was stunned.
Meijia's eyes lit up and she waved to the door to say hello: "Lisa, why are you here?"
Although Yu Mo didn't understand sponsorship and advertising, she had seen rich people.
Yu Mo said worriedly: "Teacher Zeng, you won't want to treat sponsors with this attitude when the time comes, right?"
Nanfeng said calmly: "Don't be so modest. The flattering look you had when you chatted with Lisa last time made me want to laugh when I heard it from the balcony."
However, last time the man with strong bones was bent by Guan Gu with thirty elbows, and he didn't know how long Xiaoxian's strong bones would last.
"Nanfeng, you fooled me again!"
"Incredibly obscene!" Yifei dismissed it.
"Li~sa~"
"I will use my own ability to conquer Lisa and gain recognition from sponsors, instead of relying on groveling!"
With such rich sponsors, there shouldn't be a shortage of flattering losers around, right?
Nanfeng continued to speak slowly in Lisa's voice: "Your true colors are revealed, baby Xian."
The smart Zeng Xiaoxian puffed up his chest: "Besides, it's off work time now, I'm not afraid even if Lisa comes!"
Zeng Xiaoxian still wanted to refute, but Nan Feng had already stood up and handed him a tissue: "Teacher Zeng, let's not talk about attitude for now. You'd better wipe the shit out of your eyes first."
"Tch, Meijia, don't try to lie to me with your little thoughts. Brother Xian, I'm very smart. When did you and Lisa have such a good relationship?"
Lisa's familiar voice echoed in Xiaoxian's ears. Xiaoxian turned around without thinking, bowed towards the door and smiled flatteringly.
"Very obscene." Meijia and Ziqiao commented in unison.
“That, that was before, now I have awakened and matured.
"Is that so? Zeng~Xiao~xian~"
Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously, with an iron-clad look.
"Wrathful." Yu Mo spat.
"ah?"
Zeng Xiaoxian took the tissue in a panic, and while wiping the shit out of his eyes, he defended himself: "I'm just doing some styling for you to take advantage of, so don't pay too much attention to these small details.
"When the day comes when I officially get sponsorship, I will never make these stupid mistakes."
Meijia took the sausage from the coffee table, peeled it open and gave it to Sauce Knot. She said firmly, "Teacher Zeng, I think you don't have to be so nervous. I believe there will be no problem in sponsoring this time."
"Look, look, this is the eyes of the masses!"
Zeng Xiaoxian had a mean smile on his face: "Meijia, do you also think that I am very good and there is no need to worry about not getting sponsorship?"
"No, I think with the ability of your thigh-high female boss, no matter how much you try to win over others, I can at least give you a guarantee."
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed, and then he said weakly: "Um...Lisa is only responsible for helping me connect people, not sponsors."
"Teacher Zeng, you'd better express your condolences." Meijia replied quite straightforwardly.
Nanfeng nodded as expected: "The leader already values you very much if she can help you connect. If she really helps you get sponsorship personally, then you can prepare to pack up and move to her house."
According to Nan Feng's judgment, unless Zi Qiao went to the radio station to compete with Zeng Xiaoxian for a job, no one should be able to enjoy the soft rice treatment of the leader personally helping to attract sponsorship.
For Zeng Xiaoxian, this sponsorship event is both an opportunity and a test.
As long as you can grasp him, you can be proud on the radio. If you can't grasp him, you can only lie down.
Before, Teacher Zeng could still say that he was unappreciated for his talent, but now opportunities have been presented to him. If he can't seize them, he can't blame anyone.
"That's why I had to prepare carefully, but in the end, all of you didn't give me any face, so you poured cold water on me." Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.
"Then do you want to hear complimentary lies or harsh truths?"
Zi Qiao didn't care at all about Zeng Xiaoxian's frustration: "It doesn't matter whether we give you face or not. What matters is whether your sponsor is willing to give you face."
Meijia also said from the side: "Teacher Zeng, we are a family, how can we not wish you well, but your blind optimism is really unacceptable."
"He has always been like this. He gets cocky when he's just a little bit off, but when it comes to the critical moment, he starts to get scared and avoid it."
Yifei snorted coldly: "He was like this when he applied for a TV host last time, and he is still like this when he wants to get sponsorship. If we don't pour cold water on you, your tail will be up to the sky."
Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head and remained silent. He knew that everyone was telling the truth, but his personality was not so easy to change.
After a long while, he asked embarrassedly: "Then what do you think I should do?"
"That's more like it." Yifei curled her lips.
She sat up straight, ready to teach this bottom-ranked radio host a lesson: "There are four situations in total when you go out to get sponsorship.
"Value, relationship, personal charm, licking skills, you can get sponsorship if you get one of the four."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head repeatedly: "I don't understand."
Nanfeng explained: "Yifei means that either your program is valuable enough, or you can make a profit by sponsoring the program.
"Either you have a big enough connection, like if you and Wanyu swapped roles, everyone would give you money to advertise for your father's sake.
"If your personal charm is outstanding enough to convince sponsors that you are a rough diamond hidden in a stone, they will invest in you in advance."
Nanfeng shrugged: "If you can't do these three things, then just lick them and serve the sponsors well. If they are happy, they might throw a million or eight hundred thousand as sponsorship fees."
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized: "It turns out that there are so many ways to get sponsorship..."
Yumo turned his head to look at Nanfeng: "Has he never gotten sponsorship and advertising?"
Nanfeng nodded.
"No wonder..."
Yifei continued: "I think you don't have to worry too much about value and connection. First, your radio program is already the last one, and this value can't be raised no matter what.
"Secondly, since Lisa is already helping you make connections, unless she is willing to spend time and effort to play tricks on you, the advertisers she introduces to you are definitely very likely to sponsor your show."
"Wow, Yifei, you are so understanding." Meijia's eyes lit up when she heard this.
Yifei raised her head proudly: "That's right, don't you see what level I am? I have arranged for my student union cadres to do the sponsorship since high school."
As a tough person whose achievements and resumes cannot be written on three pages of A4 paper, Yifei has been the class monitor and student union president since elementary school.
From high school to the student union's affairs and college club activities, her experience in sponsorship is much richer than that of a radio host with no advertisers.
"So what I can do now is to fully demonstrate my personal charm or make the sponsors feel comfortable?"
"Absolutely correct." Yifei said with her arms folded, "I suggest you choose the second one, because it is much easier than showing your personal charm."
Zi Qiao's eyes lit up: "Teacher Zeng, why don't you invite the sponsors to our pool party."
"Where can we get a pool party?"
"As long as you nod your head in agreement, I can help you organize an ultimate pool party in minutes.
"Seafood buffet, free drinks, and most importantly, a group of handsome men and beautiful women.
"I promise to make your sponsors ecstatic and unable to stop!"
Zi Qiao's eyes began to burst with dazzling brilliance as he spoke. He had begun to imagine the grand scene of the ultimate pool party.
"Handsome guy? Party!"
Mei Jia picked up Jiang elbow and cheered: "Handsome guy! Handsome guy! Party! Party!
"All of you get high for me!"
"It sounds really good." Yu Mo, who likes to join in the fun, also agreed, "But I have a question, who will pay for such a large expense of this ultimate pool party? Does the radio station have funds? "
Zi Qiao immediately whistled as if it had nothing to do with him.
Nan Feng rolled his eyes at Zi Qiao who was abusing his power for personal gain: "Lisa is obviously using the back door to help Teacher Zeng to get sales, how can she ask the station for funding?"
Zeng Xiaoxian applauded Zi Qiao's inappropriate idea: "What a good idea! If Lisa knew that I used my own money to help the radio station get sponsorship, she would be moved to tears."
"Yeah, I think this is a good idea too." Zi Qiao instantly became lively, "Then it's settled, I'm going to contact handsome men and beautiful women now!"
"You big head ghost!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Zi Qiao and Mei Jia angrily: "I beg you two, even if you can't come up with some normal ideas, please don't harm me, okay.
"With this little money, I can't even hold an ultimate pool party without owing the radio station 20 years of salary!"
"Lv Ziqiao, don't think I don't know that you want to take this opportunity to pick up girls!"
Yifei also pulled Meijia's ears and pulled her back to the sofa: "And you Meijia, business is important now, don't go crazy with Ziqiao!"
"Oh..."
Originally, Zeng Xiaoxian was still wavering between the two paths, but when Ziqiao said this unreliable idea, he immediately became firm.
Zeng Xiaoxian slapped the sofa: "I've decided, there is no future for licking dogs.
"It's not a solution to rely on licking sponsors to get advertisements. I choose the first one. Brother Xian wants to show my personal charm."
Nanfeng also nodded in agreement.
In fact, a gold medal producer like Lisa would not care whether Xiaoxian got the sponsorship by licking or by personal charm. After all, a licker who can get sponsorship by licking is not called a licker.
That's called the ability to move forward and backward freely.
However, as a friend, Nanfeng definitely hopes that Mr. Zeng can win by his personal charm and ability, rather than by flattery, wine, meat and beautiful women.
Besides, who would spend their own money to run a radio station?
Isn't that pure idiocy.
However...
Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who had ruined the suit he gave him into a street stall, and felt that if he wanted to go the road of personal charm, he would have a long way to go.