Chapter 341 Eight Hundred Times, No Refund
Zeng Xiaoxian ran all the way and escaped from the toilet with almost all his strength.
"Teacher Zeng..."
Guangu rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian.
He was about to complain about Xiaoxian's operation just now, but to his surprise, Xiaoxian jumped directly into his arms with a "wow" sound.
Zeng Xiaoxian's fierce attack immediately made Guangu and Youyou unable to fuck.
【What's happening here? 】
[Teacher Zeng’s female hormones broke out? 】
Zeng Xiaoxian cried and cried: "Guan Gu, there is a disgusting pervert in the toilet. I almost... almost got defiled by him!"
"Nani?!!"
"What?!!"
Guangu and Youyou immediately exclaimed.
Zeng Xiaoxian's highly misleading words made them think that a perverted gay rapist appeared in the toilet.
Guangu said without thinking: "Does this pervert have such a heavy taste?"
Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this.
Youyou was so anxious that she stamped her feet: "Guangu, you have lost sight of the point again. Is now the time to discuss this perverted gay's aesthetics and taste?
"Although it is true that even Teacher Zeng likes this pervert because he has average taste, but that is not the point."
Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened.
It’s not the point and you still say it!
Wait a minute, where did the perverted gay guy come from in the bathroom?
Youyou gave the order at this time: "What we have to do now is to notify the bartender to control this perverted gay man, and then call the police!"
"Wait a minute, you made a mistake."
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly explained: "This is not a perverted gay man."
Now Youyou and Guangu were even more surprised. Guangu even stammered: "Isn't this a gay? Is he a nympho?!"
Youyou complained: "Then I think she is really hungry."
"No, where are you all thinking about?"
Zeng Xiaoxian briefly explained the ins and outs of the matter, which made Guangu and Youyou look even worse after hearing this.
"vomit……"
Youyou retched for a while before wiping the corners of her mouth and saying, "Teacher Zeng, I would rather you meet a perverted gay than meet such a disgusting pervert."
"Hello!"
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened and turned into Zhang Wei's.
Guan Gu said: "Teacher Zeng, we can't blame us for overthinking. Who told you to say that you were almost tainted just now?"
Zeng Xiaoxian hummed a few times.
If that guy really covered his face with his hands, what difference would it make to a mysophobic person like being defiled?
"I'm pretty good at it. If Nanfeng encounters such a situation, he can just kick people away."
"But Nanfeng won't cry like you when encountering such a thing."
"cut."
Zeng Xiaoxian made a sound, and then asked: "So what should I do about the pervert in the toilet?"
"Just serve it cold."
Youyou spread her hands and said, "Maybe I'm not a pervert, I just didn't bring any paper.
"Besides, the sink is for everyone to wash their hands. He didn't do anything wrong. It was Teacher Zeng who reacted too aggressively."
Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it and felt that this was also the case.
There is no way in this world that people would dig out feces with their hands for no reason, right?
So he said embarrassedly: "This is my instinctive reaction to mysophobia and I couldn't control it."
"It's okay. We'll talk to the bartenders about this later and ask them to remember to clean the sink carefully when doing hygiene." Sekiya said.
He pointed in the direction of Mika and the Neptune: "I think we still have to focus on Mika and the Neptune.
"Teacher Zeng, didn't you get any useful information when you just came over?"
"There is still information available."
Zeng Xiaoxian explained the situation just now, and then said: "If we use conservative estimates, the combat effectiveness of this Sea King is at least about one-tenth of one Hu Yifei, which is about twenty-two point two-two of us."
Guangu rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully: "In other words, unless we call Yifei over, we can only outwit him, but not be able to defeat him."
While the three of them were thinking, Zi Qiao returned to the bar wearing an Indian outfit and a mustache.
"How's it going? I'm not late, am I?" He rushed to the three of them and asked breathlessly.
"Zi Qiao?"
Sekiya was surprised to see Ziqiao dressed in Indian clothes and asked, "Why did you change into such a strange set of clothes?"
"Oh, I just encountered something in the toilet, so I have to change my outfit to avoid the limelight... We will talk about this later."
Zi Qiao waved his hands and asked anxiously: "What's going on with the two of them now? Meijia shouldn't be cleared so quickly like Teacher Zeng, right?"
"Hello!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfied: "Can you please stop mentioning this matter all the time."
"Okay, okay, okay."
Zi Qiao has no time to care about him now: "Get out of the way, I can lip read, let me see what they are saying."
He bent down and stared at the movements of the two of them intently.
After half a minute passed, Zi Qiao cursed in a low voice: "Damn, who chose the spot to follow? You can hardly see whether your mouth shape is good or not."
The three of them curled their lips when they heard this.
You, Lu Ziqiao, had chosen this tracking position yourself. At that time, you even swore that this place was perfect and that you couldn't find any faults at all.
But Zi Qiao cannot be blamed for this.
No one thought beforehand that they were here to fish. As a result, not only did the fish want to be detached, but it even had to take the bait away.
Zi Qiao moved forward a few steps. Although it was still not clear, if he went any further, he would be exposed.
"Let me see what they are talking about."
...
At this moment, Mei Jia was still reminiscing about her childhood with Lin Chuan.
In her eyes, since no one came forward to expose Zi Qiao's vest for more than ten minutes, it meant that the fishing plan had failed.
Since it all failed, it would not be too much for her to chat with her old brother.
She obviously forgot that there were a group of guys who didn't know the truth and were silently watching.
Lin Chuan smiled and said, "I didn't expect to meet you here. This is really my luck."
...
Zi Qiao frowned and read slowly, "That pretty boy seemed to be saying: I didn't expect to meet you here. This is really my blessing."
He curled his lips and said disdainfully, "What a bad pick-up line. Chen Mei Jia wouldn't fall for it like this, right?"
Youyou and Guan Gu looked at each other. They really didn't expect that one day Zi Qiao would be more reliable than Teacher Zeng.
…
Mei Jia just smiled sweetly when she heard Lin Chuan's sigh: "This proves that we are destined to be together, and our friendship is destined to last forever."
Lin Chuan nodded with a bright smile.
…
Zi Qiao in the distance opened his mouth in shock. He said in disbelief: "Mei Jia actually told that Sea King: We are destined to be together... Lovers will be together forever!"
"What?!!"
Guan Gu was shocked: "Could it be that we are one step too late, and Mei Jia has already fallen?"
"Impossible."
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "Mei Jia should not be so stupid, knowing that the other party is the Sea King and still jumping into it stupidly."
It would have been better if Xiaoxian hadn't said this, but Zi Qiao's face changed drastically.
He said with an ugly face: "It's really possible."
When the two of them decided to be together for the first time, Mei Jia already knew her identity as the Sea King, not to mention the several times they broke up and got together later.
From this point of view, Mei Jia has a criminal record.
【Chen Mei Jia, you are confused! 】
Zi Qiao was furious.
He originally thought that Mei Jia could find a decent and good man, but after choosing and choosing, she still liked the Aquaman type.
[You should have said earlier that you liked this type. ]
[Since you are being harmed by others, it is better to let me harm you. At least we are still acquaintances. ]
[Pah! ]
When this shameful thought came up, Zi Qiao almost couldn't help but want to slap himself.
He took a deep breath for a while, and continued to watch the exchange between the two with patience.
...
Lin Chuan suddenly thought of something, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Do you remember the sports meeting that year?"
Mei Jia's eyes were empty, and she thought carefully for a while.
Then she suddenly realized, "You mean the time when I ran 800 meters, my knees were almost broken that time."
...
"How is it, how is it?"
The gossipy Youyou pulled Ziqiao's arm and asked anxiously, "What did they say?"
Ziqiao said irritably, "Aunt, don't pull me, I can't see clearly!"
Youyou immediately let go of Ziqiao's hand and made a gesture to shut up.
He stared at the two people's cheerful appearance and said with gritted teeth:
"That pretty boy seemed to be saying... do you want to date me?"
"Meijia actually replied... 800 per time, no refund?!!"
"Ah?!!"
Before Zeng Xiaoxian and the other two screamed, Ziqiao had already shouted in shock.
"What the hell is this lip reading!"
Guan Gu also looked at Zi Qiao in shock: "You translated it yourself, who are you going to ask?"
Xiao Xian smiled slyly: "Do you want to date me? Eight hundred per time, no refund, what the hell is this lip reading.
"Zi Qiao, your little poem is quite rhyming."
Although they were shocked, no one believed what Zi Qiao had just translated.
They knew who Mei Jia was too well.
Not to mention them, even Zi Qiao himself didn't believe it.
"Damn!"
Zi Qiao glared at You You in exasperation: "It's all because of you that I was influenced just now."
"Sorry."
You You sealed her mouth again: "I won't say anything or do anything next."
Zi Qiao closed his eyes and took a deep breath to adjust for a while before continuing to stare at Mei Jia and the others.
...
When Zi Qiao closed his eyes to adjust, the two had finished talking about the sports meeting and started talking about Lin Chuan being bullied when he was a child.
Lin Chuan said: "I still remember that when I was a child, they always said I was fat and bullied me.
"Although I am stronger than them, they ran away after scolding me, and I couldn't catch up with them no matter how hard I tried.
"In the end, you helped me out."
Mei Jia said: "Of course, you are my protector, if I don't help you, who will help you?"
[In her inner world, Mei Jia pulled the corner of her clothes and said embarrassedly.]
[Actually...it's mainly because Fatty Lin is very generous. I can get a whole schoolbag of snacks and candies for helping him once.]
[My elementary school life is so wonderful!]
Lin Chuan looked at Mei Jia straight: "Mei Jia, I have been very grateful to you since then...Thank you very much."
"Don't be so polite."
Mei Jia waved her hand and said: "We are friends."