Chapter 439 Xiao Hei's Coffin House

Except for Yu Mo, who had to go to work early the next morning, and Nan Feng, whose head was buzzing, who chose to go back to rest, the others were still full of energy and started preparing for the ultimate celebration party tonight.

Nanfeng didn't know what exactly happened at this party, but when he came back from his morning exercise, he found everyone still lying in a mess in the living room of 3602, and the floor was full of scattered wine bottles and snack bags.

It seemed like they must have had so much fun last night that they couldn't even go back to their room to sleep.

Nan Feng chuckled, hoping they wouldn't catch a cold when they woke up.

Just when Nanfeng was thinking about finding some quilts to cover them, he suddenly stopped in place with a complicated expression.

After a while, the elevator door on the sixth floor slowly opened, and Xiao Hei walked out.

He saw the open door of 3602 at a glance, so he poked his head in curiously.

When he saw everyone lying on the ground, except Nanfeng, who was standing alone in the middle of the living room, he exclaimed: "What is going on? Nanfeng, you beat them all down by yourself?"

Nanfeng spread his hands: "I didn't know for a moment whether you had some misunderstanding about my fighting ability or Yifei's fighting ability."

"Then why are they all lying on the ground motionless?"

Nanfeng smiled and explained: "It's nothing. They held a party last night to celebrate Guangu and Youyou being together. It seemed like they all went crazy."

"oh."

Xiao Hei nodded, not surprised by the fact that Guangu and Youyou were together.

The two-way confession of love between these two people has dominated the front page of the iPartment website since last night. Not to mention Xiao Hei, the entire iPartment should know about it.

"You guys are really awesome. You can make such a big fuss just by confessing your love."

Xiaohei Bagua said: "By the way, Guangu and Youyou were together last night, and today is Chinese Valentine's Day.

"So how are they going to spend their day today? They're not going to go to home plate right away, right?"

Xiao Hei's tone was filled with jealousy.

You must know that a person as talented as him has not been in love yet.

Faced with Xiaohei's gossip, Nanfeng just spread his hands and said, "We have to wait until they wake up to talk about this kind of thing... But I can guarantee that Guangu and Youyou's Chinese Valentine's Day date today will definitely be lively."

Although he didn't know how the two young couples spent Chinese Valentine's Day, he knew everyone in the apartment very well.

They finally found a couple on the sixth floor, and this was Guangu and Youyou's first date. Today was the Chinese Valentine's Day, and it happened to be the time when everyone in the apartment was having more leisure time.

With so many buffs stacked up, he didn't believe that Sekiya and Youyou were going on a date with just the two of them.

Nanfeng seemed to be able to imagine a bunch of sneaky guys behind the two of them.

Xiao Hei said with emotion: "It's good to be lively. Isn't it just for the excitement in this life?"

"Okay, let's not talk about this. Let's talk about business."

Xiao Hei looked at Nan Feng and finally revealed the purpose of his coming up this time.

"Let's go down with my brother and let you see the fruits of our labor over the past few months."

Nan Feng was startled when he heard this, and suddenly felt a mixture of emotions in his heart.

…

As soon as the scene turned, the two of them were already in Xiao Hei's suite.

Nanfeng looked at the vertical rectangular body wrapped in red cloth in front of him, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching crazily.

"Xiao Hei, do you think this thing looks like a... coffin covered with red cloth?"

"Nonsense!"

Xiaobai glanced at Nanfeng: "Have you ever seen an upright coffin?"

"Why not? My old man said: if the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants will be prosperous!"

"Can you please stop saying such unfavorable words?" Xiao Hei almost laughed out of anger at Nan Feng, "I've seen people curse others, but I've never seen anyone curse themselves like you."

Nanfeng defended: "But this feels really like a coffin to me, especially since you have more than one coffin here."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head nervously and followed Nanfeng's gaze, only to see one after another vertical rectangular bodies wrapped in red cloth coming into view.

Looking at the rows of [coffins], Nanfeng swallowed in fear.

"I now understand why you have canceled most people's visitor rights. Your place now looks like a yizhuang or a perverted murderer's exhibition hall."

"Please give up your superfluous imagination." Xiao Hei emphasized, "I am a scientist, not a perverted murderer."

"But it makes sense for a scientist to be a perverted murderer."

"No, why are you talking nonsense today?"

Xiao Hei glanced at Nan Feng suspiciously. He suddenly smiled playfully and asked, "Nan Feng... aren't you scared?"

Nanfeng denied it without thinking: "Nonsense, I'm not afraid of anything."

Xiao Hei stared at Nanfeng's somewhat panicked eyes and nodded: "I understand, I understand."

He smiled and patted Nan Feng on the shoulder: "It's normal for you to be scared in this situation."

Nanfeng snorted: "I'll say it again, I'm not afraid, and it's obviously not normal here, okay? Who asked you to put so many coffins in the suite at once?"

"I repeat, this is not a coffin!"

Xiao Hei pointed at the [coffins] in front of him and introduced: "The ones in front of you are, Nanfeng Unit Zero Concept Edition, Nanfeng Unit Zero Creative Edition, Nanfeng Unit Zero EA Edition, Nanfeng Unit Zero The official version of Unit Zero...

"... Nanfeng Unit Zero plus, Nanfeng Unit Zero pro, Nanfeng Unit Zero promax, Nanfeng Unit Zero supreme model..."

Xiao Hei chattered on for a minute or so, and finally stretched out his hand to the Nanfeng Zero machine directly in front of the two of them, which was obviously a head taller than other models.

"The one in front of you is [The Four Seas, The Invincible, The South Wind Unit Zero, The Super Supreme Collection]!"

As he spoke, he stepped forward and uncovered the red cloth, revealing a completely black sealed technology cabin that came into view in Nanfeng's eyes.

"goodbye!"

Nan Feng turned around and left.

Xiao Hei hurriedly took a few steps forward to stop Nanfeng: "No, why are you walking!"

"No, take a look for yourself. Does your technology cabin look like a coffin?"

"Oh, it's not that time is limited. I can only focus on practicality, and you can make do with appearance."

Xiao Hei scratched his head in embarrassment.

It can be seen from his words that even Xiao Hei himself feels that the appearance of this technology cabin looks like a coffin.

"Okay, I don't care about the appearance."

Nanfeng pointed to the big cursive word "Dian" in the center of the erected hatch and asked in confusion: "But isn't it too outrageous to have the word "Dian" written here like this? You can't really mean it. Did you find a shell made from a coffin design online?"

"How is that possible!"

Xiao Hei blushed and explained: "You saw it wrong. This is not the word [Dian], but the cursive word [Black] written vertically. This is my anti-counterfeiting mark!"

"It's really anti-counterfeiting. If you write the word "Die" here, who else but the funeral supplies store would dare to counterfeit your products."

Nanfeng complained.

For a moment, he didn't know whether he should complain about his lack of education and misunderstood "black" as the word "Die", or whether Xiao Hei had to design such an anti-counterfeiting mark for no apparent reason.

However, complaints were complaints, and Nan Feng calmed down.

I really don't blame him for reacting too much. Anyone who sees the black coffin in front of him after the red cloth is lifted will be shocked when he sees a big word "Die" written on it.

Not to mention that I am afraid now...

"So...is the coffin considered finished?"

Nanfeng hesitated for a moment, but he was still embarrassed to say such a nonsense name as [Four Seas, All Wilds, Invincible in Ten Directions, Nanfeng Unit Zero, Super Supreme Collector's Edition].

Compared with such a shameful name, even the word coffin sounds much better.

"Theoretically it's done."

Xiao Hei saw that Nanfeng had calmed down, so he said seriously.

“The theoretical basis and treatment principles have been repeatedly verified and there are no problems, and the operating parameters can maintain a success rate of more than 99.999% after virtual testing.

"but……"

Xiaohei paused, as we all know, but the next words are the real point.

“Theory is theory, practice is practice. If an innovative product has not been tested in real practice, no one can guarantee that it will not have problems.

"Especially the Nanfeng Zero Machine is not universal in nature. It is a treatment device specially designed for you. Other actual tests do not have much reference value for it.

"That is to say..."

The little black man stopped mid-sentence.

Nanfeng simply finished the last words for him: "That is to say, as you said at the beginning, let me be the guinea pig for this test. Start the test from the absolutely safe current threshold, and then go up step by step. Debugged to theoretical value.

"Of course, there may be unpredictable surprises or side effects at every stage."

"That's right."

Xiao Hei said, "But you don't have to worry too much. Zhanbo and I must have eliminated all imaginable and unimaginable risks and made it as perfect as possible before we dared to let you do the test.

"What I just told you is not even a chance. You have to have confidence in me and Zhanbo."

"Of course I have confidence in you."

Nanfeng looked at the rows and rows of [Nanfeng Zero Units] around him.

Although Xiao Hei was quite funny when he introduced them, he knew that every [Nanfeng Zero Unit] here represented that Xiao Hei and Zhan Bo had encountered a fatal problem that had to be overturned and they had to start over.

Perhaps from this perspective, it seems reasonable to call them coffins?

"That's it." He said with a smile, "Anyway, everything won't be worse than it is now."

As Xiao Hei said, he and Zhanbo were as perfect as possible... except for this really outrageous appearance.

He should believe them.

"Right."

Nan Feng suddenly thought of a question: "How much did it cost you to build such a pile of coffins? Why didn't I even hear you ask me for the cost?"

He looked up at Xiao Hei and joked: "If you want money, you have to say it quickly, otherwise you might not admit it when I get better."

Xiao Hei also joked: "You didn't say you would give me money before, but now you want to be a guinea pig, so you say you want to give me money. What's wrong? Are you afraid that I will trick you secretly?"

"No, I just tried my best not to think about these things. Unexpectedly, I even forgot about giving money."

"It's okay." Xiao Hei smiled and said, "Someone has already paid for this money for you, and she is very willing to pay."

Nanfeng was stunned and asked directly: "Who?"

"Your mother."

"Your mother!"

Nan Feng glared at Xiao Hei: "Why are you cursing suddenly?"

"I didn't curse, it was your mother."

Xiao Hei said honestly: "If she and your cousin hadn't gotten my phone number from somewhere and asked me out, and you two really look alike, I wouldn't have believed that your mother was Gu Xizhou."

Nan Feng subconsciously clenched the pendant on his chest when he heard it, and was in a daze.

Here it comes