Gift Packs From the Heavens: Starting From One Punch Man Chapter 1827
At the age of eleven or twelve, he dared to make fun of the vice principal in front of so many people.
That's right!
This is a joke.
Even a fool would not really think that Mag's actions just now meant to take advantage of Lin Bei.
It's just a simple body search!
But because of this, even if Lin Bei made fun of her like this, it was difficult for her to refute.
because……
This body search thing.
It was her fault!
Of course……
Only Lin Bei can do this kind of thing.
Ordinary little wizards, in front of all the teachers and students in the school, were searched by the vice principal, and they would have been frightened to pee.
Who has the guts to tease the vice-principal?
just like.
Is taking the senior high school entrance examination.
When your vice principal was on the inspection tour, he suddenly suspected that you had a mobile phone and asked you to stand up and search her.
Let's be honest.
Don't say you brought your mobile phone, even if you didn't bring your mobile phone, I'm afraid you would be terrified.
However……
Lin Bei is different.
Not only did he bring his mobile phone, but he didn't panic at all. After being searched, he even said in public: "The vice principal has a crush on me!"
Just say it.
Is this operation a show or not?
"Show!"
Even Mag, a sixty or seventy-year-old grandmother, was not only manipulated by Lin Bei's show, but blushed with embarrassment.
Throwing the sorting hat on Lin Bei casually, and ran away in despair: She doesn't care about this matter!
Who cares who loves who cares!
But what matters is...
Everyone is waiting to eat!
If the sorting hat didn't dare to sort Lin Bei, the sorting ceremony would not be over, and if the sorting ceremony was not over, they would have nothing to eat!
People are iron rice is steel.
If he didn't eat a meal, he would be so hungry!
For example, Ron, he is really hungry: although he is not smart and has no status at Hogwarts, he knows one thing...
The trouble should end it!
"Brother Lin Bei, stop showing off, I'm hungry!"
while talking.
Ron still didn't forget to pull Harry and Hermione: "Not only me, Harry and Hermione are also hungry!"
Harry and Hermione blushed: they had a small snack on the train, and they were indeed hungry now.
In fact...
And not just the two of them?
All the teachers and students at Hogwarts are hungry: Student Lin Bei, please do me a favor, hurry up and sort into schools!
"..."
Lin Bei shook his head helplessly. It wasn't that he didn't want to be sorted, but that the sorting hat didn't want to be sorted.
but……
By now.
Explanation is useless.
For Hermione's stomach.
Lin Bei could only assure the Sorting Hat: "Believe me, it was an accident just now, this time, I will never shock you again!"
"real?"
The sorting hat wavered a bit.
"It's absolutely true!"
Lin Bei said at the same time.
While opening the system panel:
"Ding!"
"The system has detected that there are alien souls trying to invade the host's soul, and the system has activated the automatic counterattack mode, 3.2.1, paralyzing the soul of the other party!"
just……
The reason why the Sorting Hat received an electric shock was because of this, the system's automatic counterattack mode.
In fact!
This thing has always been there.
It's just that Lin Bei forgot about it!
after all……
The last time it played a role was when dealing with the gluttonous material engine in the super seminary world.
so……
He wasn't lying.
What an accident just now!
And now...
He has turned off the automatic counterattack mode.
"Trust me, it was an accident!"
Lin Bei stretched out his hand towards the Sorting Hat with a sincere face: "As long as you and I both take a step forward, the future will definitely become better!"
"..."
Seeing this, not only the Sorting Hat, but also the teachers and students present were all moved by Lin Bei's sincerity.
They also believe.
It was just an accident!
finally……
The sorting hat made a decision: "I believe in you!"
at this moment.
The trust between people and hats is touching!
Many emotional students were even about to cry, watching with tears in their eyes.
Lin Bei and the Sorting Hat trust each other, cooperate with each other, and finally put the Sorting Hat on their heads...
"Bear!"
A flame lit up.
The sorting hat is on fire.
...
The moved tears condensed into ice, staring at the flames, everyone couldn't help exhaling fragrance: I'm rough!
"You lied to me!"
The Sorting Hat looked at Lin Bei with resentment.
However……
Lin Bei is also very innocent:
He really forgot.
Even if the automatic counterattack system is turned off, there are still tens of billions of souls on him.
That is to say...
The sorting hat, it's overloaded!
It's like, if you take a math calculator and calculate addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, it's nothing. If you try to run Yuanshin, the CPU will be overloaded and burned.
So hard to say.
In fact, this fire was not set by him!
It was because the Sorting Hat couldn't handle such a huge number of souls by itself, so it overloaded itself and spontaneously ignited!
Moreover……
What he just promised was that he would never shock the Sorting Hat by electric shock, and there was no guarantee, he would definitely not be roasted!
"..."
The Sorting Hat looked dull:
Are you bullying honest people?
...
In the raging flames, the Sorting Hat wanted to cry but had no tears: what crime did I do? First came the lightning strike.
It's roasting again!
The eighteen levels of hell are nothing more than that.
My Sorting Hat is diligent and conscientious, and I am not guilty of this!
but……
Think about it.
Forget it, this is life!
Blame me for trusting the wrong person.
In the raging flames, the Sorting Hat closed its eyes peacefully, waiting for death quietly.
However……
How can it be so simple?
Or……
There was Dumbledore.
How could things go in the worst direction?
With just a flick of the wand, the flames on the Sorting Hat were instantly dissipated, and even the injuries were eased.
In fact...
Whether it's lightning strikes or flames, they all come from the soul level.
So from the looks of it.