Gift Packs From the Heavens: Starting with One Punch Man Chapter 1886
"You mean seizing the house?"
Lin Bei thought for a moment: "As long as the basic functions of this body are still there after death, then there is no problem."
If you bring a skeleton that has been dead for hundreds of years and want to live, then it is really a bit embarrassing!
Fortunately...
The man in the hood obviously does not belong to this situation. His bare arms and neck all show that he is a normal living person.
so……
"Congratulations, no matter what kind of problems you have, I will definitely let you continue to live!"
"real?"
"It's true!"
"It's that simple?"
"It's that simple!"
"Are you really going to save me?"
"Of course, doctors are benevolent. No matter what kind of people, in the eyes of doctors, they are all equal."
...
After the man asked several nervous and suspicious questions, the treatment finally officially started.
actually……
Nothing to start with either.
Lin Bei held the Philosopher's Stone in the palm of his hand, rolled it gently on the top of the hooded man's head, and the treatment was over.
Immediately after...
He saw the man in the hood tearing off the hood covering his face, laughing wildly and wantonly, "It's been eleven years, a full eleven years, and I, Voldemort, have finally come back to life!"
Immediately after...
Raise your wand.
Facing the sky is a skull mark.
"Death Eaters, rejoice, your Dark Lord has come again, come and meet your king!"
Do it all.
Voldemort still couldn't control the ecstasy in his heart. He paced back and forth in the ward, and while walking, he also happily said: "Harry Potter, Dumbledore, I'm back, just wait, I will take you Kill them all, kill them all!"
Of course……
After all, Voldemort was not blind after all, and he soon noticed that Lin Bei was still in the ward.
"Oh, why didn't you escape?"
Voldemort's voice was puzzled, because he had never encountered such a situation in his life.
Lin Bei's answer.
He couldn't believe it even more.
"Why should I run away?"
Lin Bei's answer was very calm. He even took out the tea set and made himself a pot of tea with hot water.
"..."
Voldemort was stunned, pondered for a long time, then looked at Lin Bei's age, and asked in surprise, "Is it because you are too young to know me?"
"Thinking too much."
Lin Bei chuckled, held the teacup, and took a sip: "You are the Dark Lord Voldemort, of course I know you!"
hear this...
Voldemort was even more confused:
What the hell, since Lin Bei knew him, why didn't he run away? Aren't you afraid of me?
so……
"Why should I run away?"
Lin Bei repeated helplessly: "Besides, I just saved your life, so what should I be afraid of?"
Seriously.
"You who were saved by me, don't say you killed me, you should thank me anyway, right?"
"Well……"
Voldemort froze for a moment, then nodded slightly almost subconsciously: "That seems to be the case, thank you!"
"Ding!"
Hearing the voice of thanking Li, Lin Bei nodded slightly in satisfaction: "Well, it's still polite, it's not in vain!"
"..."
Voldemort froze for a while, then suddenly realized: "Could it be that you knew I was Voldemort when you rescued me just now?"
"certainly!"
Lin Bei chuckled: "Based on the questions you asked, isn't it easy to guess your identity?"
"..."
Now.
Voldemort was really stunned, even if his heartfelt Death Eaters rushed over, they couldn't care less.
he was puzzled...
"Why?"
"Since you know, why do you want to save me?"
"Didn't I say that?"
Lin Bei shook his head helplessly: "Doctors are benevolent, no matter what kind of person they are, gold coins are the same, no, all diseases are treated the same."
"..."
Voldemort froze for a moment: "But the problem is, I'm the Dark Lord. Logically speaking, why shouldn't you save me?"
"..."
Let's be honest.
Lin Bei seriously suspected that Voldemort might not understand people's language, and he had just said that they treated people equally.
What does it have to do with him being the Dark Lord?
and……
"I don't think you are qualified to be a devil either!"
"ha?"
Voldemort froze: "Why?"
"Because you don't have the bearing of a demon king!" Lin Bei said without hesitation, "In my opinion, you are completely a paranoid lunatic, a mental patient!"
and……
Not scary at all!
It just makes people feel pitiful!
"..."
The Death Eaters present, including Voldemort, were all stunned: Crazy, mentally ill, poor?
How dare this guy dare to use these words on Lord Voldemort?
"You bastard."
Voldemort narrowed his eyes slightly, spat out a red letter like a poisonous snake, and sneered: "Don't think that I won't kill you because you saved my life."
"I wouldn't have such a naive idea!"
Lin Bei chuckled and put down his teacup:
No matter how much he looked down on Voldemort, cold-blooded and cruel, at least Voldemort was not lacking.
"very good!"
Voldemort held back his anger, and sneered: "Then you bet your life and tell me, I, Voldemort, am I not qualified to be the devil king, what a pity!"
"OK!"
Lin Bei didn't care either. While drinking tea, he said, "Just talk about it. He's not in a hurry anyway."
Let's start with not being qualified to be a devil king.
first!
A real demon king, after experiencing failure, the first thing he does after surviving is definitely not to be so excited like a madman.
To know……
You are the devil.
It is common to be defeated by the savior and sleep for decades, or even hundreds of years.
view death.
As comfortable as coming home.
Only in this way can he have the demeanor of a demon king!
so……
As soon as you are resurrected, if you yell excitedly or something, you will appear very low, and it will appear that you are very incompetent!
and……
As a devil.
Apart from yelling and being excited about his resurrection, his first reaction was to call his subordinates.
to be honest...
It's a bit embarrassing.
Because we all know that a lot of the devil kings under him are weak chickens, and the real devil king is always alone.
after all……
Only the weak and brave will find more than 50 episodes of companions in one go, and sign up with them to keep warm!
The real devil.
Always alone!
The last thing Lin Bei wants to say is...
"Scientific research has shown that the more a person is afraid of something, the more he will keep talking about it."
It's like.
A person who is afraid of ghosts.
The more I am afraid of ghosts, the more I will keep chanting: "I am not afraid of ghosts!" "What is there to be afraid of ghosts?" "Ghosts don't exist at all!"
But in fact...
He was terrified to death!
By the way, there seems to be another idiom specifically used to describe this kind of person, what is it called?
correct.
It's called the internal stubble.
Interpretation: fierce appearance, weak heart.